冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈哈这群名我笑死@听汀亭哈哈哈哈班主任哈哈哈哈哈@Ccaizzh_踢出去[doge]@今年考试全都过过过杨家和：你们礼貌吗？
[Ha ha ha ha laugh die @ I listen to the group name Christine pavilion ha ha ha ha the head teacher ha ha ha ha ha @ Ccaizzh_ kicked out [doge] @ exam this year all have the Yang family are you polite?]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
ZAKER：
#云南居民深夜发现毒蛇爬上床头#【云南德宏烙铁头蛇深夜爬上居民床头，民警闻讯排险已将其放生】月日，云南德宏边境管理支队户撒边境派出所接到群众报警称，有一条蛇在其床头。接警后，民警立即携带装备赶往现场，发现一条全身黑黄相间的蛇，蛇头略尖，身长约厘米。经协同配合，最终顺利将这条蛇...全文： m.weibo
[# residents found in the middle of the night snake climbed up the bed in yunnan # [yunnan dehong welding head snake climbed up the residents of a bed midnight, police were called zone has set it free] month day, yunnan dehong border management team huche border police station received the alarm, according to a snake in the bed. Called, the police immediately rushed to the scene to carry, found a whole body black and yellow snake, the snake slightly acute, about cm length. The well together, finally get the snake... The full text m. eibo]
传递价值资讯：myzaker
汽车之家：
#家家直播#【#成都车展#归来聊聊新车】成都车展第一天新车数量接近款！赛那SIENNA、坦克、传祺GS究竟咋样？从车展归来的我告诉您答案。#这就是成都车展# tAInXchg
[# # families live chat # # to return chengdu motor show new car 】 【 paragraph number on the first day of a new car is close to chengdu auto show. Match the SIENNA, tanks, kei GS really mine? I tell you the answer back from the show. # # tAInXchg this is chengdu motor show]
汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台，为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务，助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能，建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈，建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈，正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车，都回汽车之家。
新浪新闻客户端：
【#北京环球影城票价公布# 最高元张】月日，北京环球度假区宣布，淡季日门票价格为元，平季日元，旺季日元，特定日元，月日起开放预订。记者探园发现，#北京环球度假区小黄人雪糕元一个#。小调查，你觉得北京环球影城的票价贵吗？ tAInXiF
[The highest universal studios published fares # # Beijing yuan zhang] month day, Beijing universal resort, announced that the off-season, ticket prices for the yuan, shoulder seasons the yen, the busy season the yen, given the yen, month date open book. The reporter discovers agent garden, # Beijing universal resort yellow ice cream yuan a #. Small survey, what do you think of Beijing universal studios fares expensive? tAInXiF]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽：
【中国残奥健儿们有多燃[中国赞] #中国队残奥历史金牌数突破#】东京残奥会上奥运健儿的感人瞬间给我们留下了深刻的印象。运动员即使身体残缺，也依然勇敢挑战体育极限，不断刷新记录。残奥运动员这一特殊群体，用不屈的精神书写着赛场神话。他们始终不言败，在赛场上劈波斩浪，坚持完成比赛，...全文： m.weibo
[How much the Chinese paralympic athletes are burning praise [China] # # the Chinese team gold MEDALS paralympic history breakthrough 】 the Tokyo Olympic Games paralympic athletes of the touching moment left a deep impression on us. Even if disabled athletes, still brave challenge sports limit, constantly refresh record. This special group paralympic athletes, written in unyielding spirit of the game. They never say die, on the field waves, adhere to the finished the race,... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
刘彦斌：
我到现在都没明白：关灯吃面是啥意思？吃面为什么关灯？
[I dont understand turn off the lights and eat noodles is what mean? Why to eat noodles to turn off the lights? ]
优酷：
#最酷的世界#[傻眼]小小和路芒刚刚结束酒店拍摄工作，便被聂家梵堵在酒店大厅，二话不说便把路芒一拳打倒在地，还不顾小小阻拦，当众大喊小小劈腿...不知小小是否会想到替他出头的段冲呢～～～#最酷的世界李宏毅上线# @周雨彤微博 @王东演员 @L李宏毅 @刘承林林
tAInXvrg
[The coolest the world # # [been] little mans hotel work has just ended, and the road has been nie brahman plugging in the hotel lobby, word and mans blow down the road, also in spite of the small block, Shouting in public a little cheating on... I wonder if a small think s segment for him wash it ~ ~ ~ # the coolest Li Hongyi online world # @ Zhou Yutong wang, weibo @ actor Li Hongyi @ @ L liu ling ling < br > tAInXvrg]
新浪汽车：
人在国内，心在慕尼黑车展… 过过眼瘾！看看展位图[doge]
[People at home, the heart in Munich show... Even a addiction! Look at the booth chart [doge]]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
新浪汽车：
【#你眼里的爆款车是什么样# 】来看看世界各国的爆款车都长什么样？不完全统计，仅供参考。 tAInkiM
[【 # # hot style car what is in your eye 】 to see hot style car all around the world look like? Incomplete statistics, only supplies the reference. tAInkiM]
新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。
冷笑话精选：
看甄嬛传下饭[doge]@珊珊大王是个宝贝：请甄嬛传和琅琊榜的各位演员洁身自好 我不能失去你们 谢谢@三百斤也要继续吃：甄嬛传你要争气啊，我不能没有你@喔麦贝贝_知否甄嬛武林外传！我的余生就指望你们活着了
[See Zhen Huan orders pass [doge] @ shan king is a baby please Zhen Huan pass and reed {langya} list each actor totally I cant lose you thank @ three hundred jins also want to continue to eat Zhen Huan pass you want to be a man, ah I can not live without you @ wheat beibei _ know Zhen Huan wulin gaiden! Ill count on you for the rest of the alive]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
但斌：
@皓伦王明川伟大河流！
[@ hao lun Wang Mingchuan great river!]
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南方都市报：
【#一年级新生哭着折返次抱妈妈#】#又到开学季#，月日，浙江杭州一小学一年级新生报到日，一名小女孩在校门口哭着折返次抱住妈妈，让妈妈不要走。小女孩妈妈称，孩子胆小，上幼儿园也是哭，适应下就好了。@梨视频 tAIEwdz
[【 # freshman turn-back time hug mother crying # 】 # # and starts to the season, month, a primary school in hangzhou, zhejiang province, a freshman report, a little girl crying at the school gate turn-back time embrace mother, let mother dont go. Little girl mother said, the child timid, kindergarten is also crying, adapt to the next. @ pear video tAIEwdz]
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