小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#婴儿误食脱发药患多毛症# 医药公司把防脱发药当胃药卖[吃惊]】据西班牙国家报月日报道，西班牙全国各地有名婴儿患上多毛症。经调查发现是因为厂家把防脱发药物贴错成治疗胃酸倒流的标签，导致孩子误服药物。目前该公司已被关闭，婴儿停止服药后毛发逐渐掉落。tAiROr
[【 # # baby swallowed hair loss drugs with hypertrichosis pharmaceutical companies sell hair loss prevention medicine when the stomach medicine [surprised]], Spains national newspaper, reported the Spanish famous all over the country babies develop hirsutism. After investigation found that because factory stick hair loss drugs wrong into label for the treatment of acid reflux, one drug in children. At present the company has been closed, the baby stopped dropping hair after taking this medicine. tAiROr]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
卢健生：
民主派和黄媒，竟然敢说警察冲进地铁无差别殴打市民，良知何在？有看过完整视频的，都知道事情前后发生真相。支持香港警察，严正执法。[拳头]
[Democrats and huang, told the police rushed into the subway was indiscriminate beatings citizens, conscience? Had seen a complete video, all know things happened before and after the truth. Support Hong Kong police, solemn law enforcement. [fist]]
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冷笑话精选：
🙏@娱乐大魔王🙏@岳婷儿转运转运转运🙏
[🙏 @ entertainment archenemy 🙏 @ YueTingEr transport transport 🙏]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
新浪新闻客户端：
#枕边时刻#喜欢和爱的最大区别是什么？
[# # pillow moment is the biggest difference between like and love? ]
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ZAKER：
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[【 cher + the walker points win against the Czech republic to take flying start 】 people play score, American points win against the Czech republic! Mitchell points, walker points assists repeatedly offered an operation. tAiRsHqO]
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优酷：
#这就是灌篮# #约个球# 发起人@白敬亭 对优秀的球员总是放不下的，选择复活@CL曹芳_ClutchFactor 相信也经过深思熟虑后做出的选择，信他总没错啦
tAiRbgbO
[# this is about a ball dunk # # # the originator @ Bai Jingting of great players always can not let go of, choose the resurrection @ CL cao fang _ClutchFactor believe after deliberate choice, also believe he is always right! < br > tAiRbgbO]
南方都市报：
【“三巨头”联手！出诊因地址太模糊求助，赶到后求助破门[握手]】月日，武汉一独居男子突发疾病拨打，不料意识模糊无法说清具体门牌地址。拨打报警求助，警方紧急赶赴附近，找到后民警发现防盗门紧锁，用警棍推开内房门发现病患无法动弹，立即通知准备破门救人。最终救出...全文： m.weibo
[The big three jointly! Visits by address too vague for help, to help break after shaking hands []] month, wuhan seizures by calling a solitary man, but it is unconscious cant say clear specific number address. Call the police for help, the police emergency, near to find after police found security doors locked, with batons pushed open the door found in patients unable to move, immediately notify save people prepared to break. Eventually rescued... The full text m. eibo]
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天猫：
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[Congratulations @ four ear hole love cry audi sister name users get the gift bag and Tmall progressive young people to work to get wages. Yuan 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tAiRkWkQ]
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冷笑话精选：
你们觉得当代青年都把钱花在哪里了[doge]
[Where do you think of the contemporary youth are spending money on the [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
优酷：
#脑洞OS# 会做饭的男人也太帅了ba[泪]你家小哥哥会做饭么[色]都做过啥[坏笑]反正我家代言人大佬#易烊千玺[超话]#炸过麻（mei）球～
[# imagination OS# can cook man is too handsome ba] [tear your little brother can cook it [color] has done what [laugh] anyway my face bosses # Jackson [ultra words] # Fried hemp ball ~ (mei)]
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[# # night welfare ford F - Limited ~]
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微博搞笑排行榜：
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[Why do you think, oneself is suitable for single _________________________________]
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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【#莫文蔚回应#余温房被拍卖：很诧异从业多年从没听过这种事】月日，湖北恩施一酒店发布海报拍卖莫文蔚住过的“余温房”：一间每夜元起，限时竞价元起。月日，涉事酒店公开致歉。月日，莫文蔚回应，“觉得很诧异，在这个行业多年来从没听说过这种情况，希望以后不再发生同类事情”...全文： m.weibo
[[# # Karen mok man-wai response keypad room being put up for sale surprised have never heard such a thing industry for many years] month, hubei enshi auction Karen mok to live in a hotel released posters remaining room a yuan every night, time limit for yuan. June , involved hotel public apology. Month, Karen mok man-wai response, feel very surprised, in this industry for many years have never heard of this kind of situation, hope that similar things wont happen again... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事，事事关心。
但斌：
回复@顺气自然_[赞][心][握手]@顺气自然_努力让中国变得更好[good]@但斌回复@浅浅QC[作揖]@浅浅QC“美国如果没有严重问题，就不会出现特朗普这样的总统……”👍
[Reply @ gas natural _ [who] [heart] [shake hands] @ gas natural _ trying to make China better [good] @ but bin reply about @ about QClooking @ QC if there is no serious problem in the United States, wont appear such a trump the President... 👍]
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新浪新闻客户端：
【#东北大学秦皇岛分校致歉#：深刻反思[话筒]】近日，关于秦皇岛鹏远公寓（社会化公寓）住宿费用等问题引起社会广泛关注。目前，工作组已公布调查情况通报。学校表示，对调查中指出的问题及由此产生的不良影响深表歉意，并将深刻反思、汲取教训，认真落实市政府整改要求，依法依规维护好学生合法权益，...全文： m.weibo
[[# apology of Northeastern University at qinhuangdao, # reflections on [microphone]] recently, about qinhuangdao pengyuan apartment (social) apartment accommodation fees and other problems caused widespread concern. Currently, the working group has released the investigation report. Points out problems in the school, said the investigation and the resulting effects apologize, and profound reflection, to learn your lesson, earnestly implement the city rectification requirements, in accordance with the law and safeguard students legitimate rights and interests according to regulation and... The full text m. eibo]
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