2019年8月7日星期三

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #一部手机游全球挑战赛# 去霓虹不玩便利店怎么行!日本的便利店简直可以满足人类衣食住行游购的所有想象力,这里罗森、全家、-差不多超过五万间便利店都能用支付宝,好比“深夜食堂”拯救你的胃,真的很方便!暑假去记得带上“出境优惠锦囊”,当地优惠都有了,上支付宝搜“锦囊”就能领!
...全文: m.weibo ​

[# # a cellphone swim global challenge to play in the neon not convenience store how line! Japans convenience store can satisfy all the imagination of human food and clothing live line tourist, rosen, the whole family, here - almost more than fifty thousand convenience stores can use pay treasure, is like a dining room in the middle of the night to save your stomach, really very convenient! To remember to take the summer vacation exit preferential kits, local preferential have to pay treasure to search on trick will bring! < br >... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    #两男子太阳下吵架中暑倒地#【两男子大太阳下吵架,半小时后双双中暑倒地[允悲]】月日下午镇江丹徒,两名男子因为在太阳底下吵架半个多小时,还没分出胜负就双双倒地。经了解得知,昏迷的二人因经济纠纷产生矛盾,二人发生口角后,一直互不相让,中午室外温度在度以上,两人体力不支,有中暑症状...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # two men fight the sun heat stroke down the two men under the big sun quarrel, both heat stroke in half an hour down [allow sad]] month day afternoon zhenjiang dantu, two men because of quarrel with each other more than half an hour in the sun, not the tie is broken on the ground. By understanding that unconscious conflict because of economic disputes, after our quarrel, two people have been bitter rivals, clashing frequently at noon outside temperature in degrees above, exhaustion, two people have the symptoms of heat stroke... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【男子#深夜搭讪被拒拽倒女孩#拖出监控区】月日晚,马鞍山一女子独自打车回家,一名男子与其搭讪,被拒绝后一把拽住女子胳膊将其拽倒在地,拖出了监控区↓↓路过市民李先生听到女生呼救,立即上前阻止并拨打了,该男子仓皇而逃↓↓警方通报该男子有多次盗窃前科。监控视频↓↓...全文: m.weibo ​
[[# # man accosted rejected pulling down the girl in the middle of the night out monitoring area 】 on Tuesday night, ma on shan a woman take a taxi to go home alone, a man with a conversation, was rejected after a woman grabbed his arm will be dragged down to the ground and pulled out the monitoring area left left by lee heard the girl cry for help, come forward to stop immediately and call, the man fled helter-skelter left left the police notified the man theft criminal record for several times. Surveillance video left left... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    评论里真的妙语连珠[doge]
[Comments really artful [doge]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    购车旺季渐渐近了,忙碌了大半年的你是不是打算奖励自己一台靓车? 智能化、新能源、黑科技......哪些最吸引你?快来参与购车调研(调查问卷见评论区),分享你对车的期待,更能赢iPhone XS豪礼!快来参与~大奖马上砸中你!转发并关注@汽车之家 月日抽取位粉丝送出JBL音箱一台以及五只小米手环噢~ ​
[Busy shopping season drawing near, the rectified are you going to reward yourself a hot cars? Intelligent, new energy, science and technology of black... What attracts you the most? Quick to participate in the car (see comments) questionnaire investigation, the share you look forward to in the car, can win more iPhone XS hao li! Come and participate in ~ awards of you right away! Forward and focus on @ car home, draw a fan out JBL speakers a and millet hand ring oh ~ only five]

汽车之家是中国领先的汽车互联网平台,为消费者提供优质的汽车消费和汽车生活服务,助力中国汽车产业蓬勃发展。 我们致力于通过产品服务、数据技术、生态规则和资源为用户和客户赋能,建设“车内容、车交易、车金融、车生活” 个圈,建立以数据和技术为核心的智能汽车生态圈,正式迈向智能化的.时代。看车买车用车,都回汽车之家。

优酷:
    《淑女飘飘拳》卫楚@Biiiii毕雯珺 风飘飘@孙千 最新出炉剧照走一波,啊啊啊啊小酷迫不及待想要看剧了#网剧淑女飘飘拳[超话]# #淑女飘飘拳# ​
[The fair maiden is boxing WeiChu @ Biiiii BiWenJun wind is @ thousand latest sun still go a wave, agghh small cool cant wait to see the play # network show the fair maiden is fist words [over] # # # the fair maiden is punch]

新浪汽车:
    #车友投票##七夕#今天的你,是哪种状态?[二哈]有人陪,有车开?还是...年复一年狗复一狗?单身的朋友评论区集合! tAiTyEUIW ​
[# # # # juyou vote Chinese valentines day today, you is what kind of state? Second, someone to accompany, have a car? Or... Year after year after year, the dog dog? Comments section set single friend! tAiTyEUIW]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

青年时报:
    【“#日本最省女孩#”年买栋楼 每天伙食费仅元人民币[跪了]】岁名女子咲,在年被日本电视台评为“日本最省女孩”,她靠省钱,省出了栋千万豪宅!据悉,咲从岁就开始立下宏愿,要在岁前买下栋楼然后退休。咲从不买衣服,全穿别人不要的,家具全靠捡,每天伙食费控制在日元(约人民...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 girl # #, Japans most province in every day to buy building cost only RMB [kneeling]] - year - old woman sakura sake, in the year by a Japanese television rated as girls of Japans most provinces, she rely on to save money, save out of the house home! It is reported, sakura sake from age began to set revolutionaries, want to buy building and then retire before age. Sakura sake never buy clothes, wear all others dont, furniture all by picking up, cost control in yen (about people every day... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    今天的我[允悲]@文科班校花酱是你@水晶男孩鸡大帅哭了
[Todays Iallow sad beauty queen sauce @ liberal arts class is you @ crystal chicken prince cried the boy]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

百度网盘:
    今天一定开!我定时了已经!
[Today must be open! I regularly have!]

百度网盘大中华区唯一驻外形象大使

南方都市报:
    #南都直播#【厨神争霸!一道“菜心炒生鱼卷”考验广州厨神们】第二届粤港澳大湾区“粤菜师傅”技能大赛越秀选拔赛火热进行中。中式烹调师实操竞赛中,大厨们要在指定菜式“菜心炒生鱼卷”上一展身手。自选菜式要在指定原材料“鸡”上作文章。南都直播现场直击粤菜师傅匠心演绎。 tAiTydy ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # SMW live 【 kitchen god supremacy! A Fried vegetables raw recovering test guangzhou kitchen gods], Hong Kong and Macao to the second big bay cantonese cuisine chef skills contest yuexiu competition going on. Chinese cook speaking contest, chefs to specify dishes Fried vegetables raw recovering on a shot. Customize dishes will be appointed in the raw material for chicken. SMW live direct cantonese master craftsmanship. TAiTydy... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

南方都市报:
    【美国一客机突冒出蝙蝠随处乱飞!乘客吓得惊慌大叫,一人出手收服】当地时间月日,美国精神航空一班机在起飞后半小时,客舱内突然冒出一只蝙蝠随处乱飞,乘客们吓得惊慌大叫。最终,一乘客用书本和水杯将其困住并放进了卫生间。随后精神航空回应称,蝙蝠是在起飞前进入客舱的,当时机组人员正在进...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 an American airliner tu come up to bat flying everywhere! The passengers frighten panic Shouting, one hand to soothe 】 June local time, the American spirit airlines flight a half an hour after taking off, the cabin suddenly a bat flying everywhere, the passengers frighten panic Shouting. In the end, a passenger with books and cups to be trapped into the toilet. Then the spirit of aviation responded that bats are entering the cabin before departure, the crew were in... The full text m. eibo]

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百度网盘:
    百度网盘七夕大大大大大大表白活动来啦!关+转发此条微博艾特一个人,带上你想对他说出的心里话,今晚十一点半抽个人送出天超级会员!(我只能帮你们到这了[doge](还有有人想对我表白吗[doge] ​ tAiTyEE ​
[Baidu cloud Chinese greatly greatly to vindicate activity greatly! Guan + forwarding this weibo @ a person, take you want to tell him the truth, at half past eleven tonight take personal send day super member! (I can only help you to this [doge] (is there anyone want to vindicate to me [doge] tAiTyEE]

百度网盘大中华区唯一驻外形象大使

猫扑:
    【#越狱未遂黑帮头目上吊身亡#,曾试图假扮女儿越狱】巴西狱警称,日早晨发现了达席尔瓦的尸体,初步显示是上吊自杀。日,达席尔瓦曾戴上硅胶面具、胸罩、假发和卡通T恤,装成其岁的女儿试图越狱,但最终因太过紧张被狱警识破。达席尔瓦是巴西最大犯罪集团“红色指挥部”的一名头目,刑期年。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【, hanged # # attempted escape from prison gang leader tried to pretend daughter escape 】 Brazilian prison guards, according to the morning found the bodies of luiz inacio lula da silva, preliminary showed that is hanged himself. , luiz inacio lula da silva, who put on silica gel mask, bra, wigs and cartoon T-shirt, dress as its old daughter tried to escape, but in the end, the guards was too nervous. Luiz inacio lula da silva, Brazils biggest crime group red command, a leader in the sentence. cars only The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    元大奖!抽到是不是得考虑要娃了哈哈哈#爸道陪伴 不留遗憾#戳链接: tAiYFMwPZ立即get福利~
[Yuan prize! To have to consider to Eva ha ha ha # daddy accompany without regret poke links # tAiYFMwPZ immediately to get welfare]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

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