Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    [允悲]@资深观众韩梅梅杀…杀基取卵[doge]@无限制级无畏号核动力印钞机被浩克暴打叫基飞蛋打@XuuNh天赐良基哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈😂
[[allow sad] @ han meimei senior audience kill... Kill the base take eggs [doge] @ hardcore intrepid nuclear-powered printing press was called base hulk suddenly and violently dozen fly egg @ liang ji ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 😂 XuuNh bliss]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
    #这就是街舞# #这街有你了不起# 原来locking大神叶音@David叶音_WiiiiK 也是个隐藏小可爱，跳错了就趴在地上撒娇，编舞时还认真画图~
tAiNGPF ​
[# this is the street # # # this street there is something you originally locking great god Ye Yin @ David Ye Yin _WiiiiK is also a hidden small cute, jump in pettish wrong lie prone on the ground, a choreographer and carefully drawing ~ < br > tAiNGPF]

卢健生：
    音效，mark！@张帆转给有需要的人
[Sound, mark! @ sail to those in need]

Z CAM 首席执行官

微博搞笑排行榜：
    新来的朋友，加一下我微信。分配沙雕网友！！！🙋🙋‍♂️ 每周更一次，活好不粘人 ！👉复制公众號 gaoxiao ​
[The new friends, add my WeChat. Distribution of sand net friend!!!!!! 🙋 🙋 ‍ came ️ more once a week, live very clingy! 👉 copy number gaoxiao public]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
    发表了博文《转载：茅台通知要求月底前完成全年打款，提前锁定千亿业绩？｜云酒独家》茅台通知要求月底前完成全年打款，提前锁定千亿业绩？｜云酒独家原创：云酒云酒头条今天一场事关酒业的“蝴蝶效应”，或许正tAiNGKNo ​
[Published the post reprinted maotai notification requirements to complete by the end of the month money throughout the year, in billions of performance? | cloud exclusive wine, maotai notification requirements to complete by the end of the month money throughout the year, in billions of performance? | the exclusive original cloud cloud cloud wine headlines today a matter of butterfly effect, may be tAiNGKNo]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

优酷：
    #这就是街舞# #罗志祥这就是街舞# 新晋冷笑话王罗队长@羅志祥 ，简直是现场的“制冷机”，“脐带”和“五件好”是什么梗啦哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死小酷了
tAiNGQhaj ​
[# this is the street # # show this is the street # new joke king captain @ show, it was the scene of the machine, the umbilical cord and the five good what la ha ha ha ha ha ha killing small cool < br > tAiNGQhaj]

新浪新闻客户端：
    【美日研究发现#血液中的酶或使人变年轻# 已在老鼠身上实验过[思考]】据日本媒体报道，美国华盛顿大学和日本国立长寿医疗研究中心共同研究发现，血液中的一种叫做eNAMPT的酶可以让人变年轻，目前已在老鼠身上实验成功。据华盛顿大学教授称，该技术或许不久后可应用于人类。@时差视频 ...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 Japan study # # the enzymes in the blood or make people become young [thinking]] had already been in mice, according to Japanese media reports, the United States at the university of Washington and Japan national longevity health research center study found that an enzyme called eNAMPT in the blood can make people become young, has successfully in mice. According to a professor at the university of Washington, the technology may soon be applied to humans. @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
    #恋爱天团出道# 有没有被剧中十项全能的管家萌到？他就是可甜可盐的@王嘉萌Jeremy ​​​ #当她恋爱时#正在热播中，敬请关注哦 ​
[Have you ever been the # # love days regiment out housekeeper of decathlon? He is sweet but salt @ Wang Jiameng Jeremy # # when she fall in love now, please kindly attention oh]

优酷：
    #这就是街舞# #这街有你了不起# 想知道街舞团宠是谁嘛？dancer们实名制投票选出@David叶音_WiiiiK ！小酷寻思最大的粉丝应该就是小海@小海JrTaco ，面对镜头赤裸裸的表白，“喜欢他全身每一个毛孔”，丝毫不害羞~
tAiNGWS ​
[# this is the street # # # this street there is something you want to know who is street dance company pet? The dancer real-name voted for @ David Ye Yin _WiiiiK! Small cool thought biggest fans should be the small @ the small JrTaco, naked, face the camera like him body at every pore, dont be shy ~ < br > tAiNGWS]

Autobeta汽车杂志：
    Liberty Walk 宽体改装 Dodge Hellcat Challenger tAiNLvLHP ​
[Liberty Walk wide-body modified Dodge Hellcat Challenger tAiNLvLHP]

国内外汽车资讯速递，依据新车进行点评，欢迎大家一起来侃车。你的评论和转发是我发微博的动力，喜欢车请关注 @autobeta汽车杂志。

南方都市报：
    【驴友违规穿越四川卧龙，女子掉队遇难！事发地处雪山冰缘地带】近日，人穿越四川卧龙保护区致人死亡事件引发广泛关注。月日晚，四川卧龙保护区官方通报称，这支驴友队伍已涉嫌违规穿越，一名女性驴友已经遇难，其遗体正被运送下山。月日，汶川警方前往现场勘察时曾表示，事发区域地处雪山冰...全文： m.weibo ​
[The following violations through sichuan wolong, killing women left behind! It is located in the snowy mountains periglacial area 】 recently, kill people across sichuan wolong events caused wide public concern. Wolong, sichuan province on Monday night, according to the official the multi-worlds team has alleged crossing, a female travelers have died, their remains are being carried down the mountain. Month day, when the police to the scene investigation of wenchuan has said that the area is located in the mountains of ice... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    第届#上海电影节#正式开幕了，没抢到票的朋友可以来优酷线上观看！特别展映、高清修复、精品网络电影等你品尝！看上影节展映佳片上优酷，啤酒西瓜小龙虾咱们走起！tAiNGL ​
[The first session # # officially opened the Shanghai film festival, didnt get the ticket to youku online friends to watch! Special screening, hd repair, boutique online movie waiting for you to taste! Shanghai film festival screening better movies on youtube, beer watermelon crayfish lets start! tAiNGL]

卢健生：
    下星期新加坡Broadcast Asia亚洲广电展，我穿@ZCAM x SQUARE这件polo shirt制服，可以不？[嘻嘻]#ZCAME[超话]# ​
[Singapore next week Broadcast radio and television show, Asia, Asia I wear @ ZCAM x SQUARE this polo shirt uniform, can not? [xi xi] # ZCAME [ultra words] #]

Z CAM 首席执行官

优酷：
    #这就是街舞# #这街有你了不起# 小酷好开心这期有位选手复活啦[鼓掌]强晋级名单已出~恭喜@王润HaNa @VICO路征-CasterCrew @semi_dancer @Speed_Waiwai @bestcrew狐狸bingo @Physicx-金小根 成功复活归队！请继续冲鸭~
tAiNGOFqy ​
[# this is the street dance have you great # # # this street national happy this period of time a players resurrection [applause.] strong promotion list out ~ congratulations @ Wang Run HaNa @ VICO road sign - CasterCrew @ semi_dancer @ Speed_Waiwai @ bestcrew fox bingo @ Physicx - Jin Xiaogen resurrection success back! Please continue to trend duck ~ < br > tAiNGOFqy]

冷笑话精选：
    这种男生真好[酸]@别是个沙雕吧棒！[酸]@ItsjustCC这种男孩子真的棒@资深观众韩梅梅这种男生哪里有[酸]@Whihl：我靠！ 这种男人哪里找@urnotcun害这种男生也很稀有了
[This boy is great (acid) @ is a sand bar! [acid] @ ItsjustCC this boy really great @ senior audiences han meimei this boy where there is [acid] @ Whihl I am! Where is the man looking for @ urnotcun hurt this boy also very rare]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！