一个股民跟一个搞传销的聊天，股民手持一把破尺子，讲述如何画线炒股票，讲得头头是道，搞传销的听完后，斩钉截铁地说了一句：你这是诈骗！
[A shareholder with a pyramid sales chat, shareholders holding a broken ruler, draw a line on how to fry stock, speak of things, make a pyramid scheme after listening, bluntly said you this is fraud! ]
【教育部：将明确教师#不得通过微信和QQ布置作业#】此前，有政协委员提出《关于停止小学老师用手机微信和QQ对学生及家长布置和提交作业的提案》。近日，教育部回复称，“明确教师不得通过手机微信和QQ等方式布置作业，将批改作业的任务交给家长，避免出现‘学校减负、社会增负，教师减负、家长增负’等...全文： m.weibo
[[the ministry of education will clear teachers WeChat and QQ assignment # # will not be passed 】 after some CPPCC proposed about stop WeChat and QQ elementary school teachers use mobile phones for students and their parents and submit homework proposal. Reply recently, the ministry of education, according to clear teachers shall not by mobile phone WeChat and QQ methods such as homework, the task of corrects students papers to the parents, avoid school and burden, the society of loading, teachers burden, parents of loading, etc... The full text m. eibo]
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[Forwarding microblogging]
凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航
东宫 真香 #电视剧东宫# 画面里有小桥流水也有异域城邦，有大漠孤烟也有沙漠绿洲，这里不仅人美水美景色美，还有#忘川夫妇# 的糖可以吃哦[来]
[My delicious # # series east picture Bridges and foreign cities, there are also have desert oasis desert solitary smoke, water, beautiful scenery beautiful not only beauty, and # # forget sichuan couples sugar can eat [to]]
【北京广电局：月日起#重点网剧需到广电机构备案#】月日，北京市广播电视局发布《关于网络视听节目信息备案系统升级有关事项的通知》，其中自年月日起，重点网络影视剧（包括网络剧、网络电影、网络动画片）信息备案主体由网络视听节目服务机构改为广播电视节目制作机构。通知如下：
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[【 Beijing, NHK month date need to radio and television agencies for the record # # key network play] month day, the Beijing municipal bureau of radio and television released on the Internet audio-visual program information for the record system upgrade announcement concerning the matters, since (date) (month) (year), among them, the key network content (including network play, movie, network animation) information for the record by Internet audio-visual program service agencies to radio and television production agencies. Notice the following < br > < br > this... The full text m. eibo]
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#南都直播#【樱花提早一个月怒放，华农又现万人赏花盛况】红极一时的华农樱花，今年花期提早近一个月开始！ 还记得去年三月“万游人挤爆华农赏花”的盛况吗？ 今年又是如何一片花花世界呢？ 月日上午点，南都小贝带大家去华农赏花（看人）啦！ tEVARGXZ .
[# # SMW live the cherry blossoms in full bloom, a month earlier than usual China farming again now, ten thousand people enjoy flower grand 】 of the China farming cherry blossom, bloom began nearly a month earlier this year! Remember last march thousands of visitors crowded China farming flowers program? This is how a world? , SMW Beckham on the morning of February nd point to take you to go to China farming hanami (at)! TEVARGXZ.]
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[Congratulations to @ meat steamed stuffed bun jun users so as to obtain the baidu network backup SVIP year (DMS leave email sent small prize) 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEVARZyx]
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希望人没事，所有冬季出行，要过冰河的车主们一定要掌握方式方法，安全第一。
[Hope people all right, all winter travel, want to live a glacier owners must master the methods, safety first.]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
#万屏fo以团# 是贫穷限制了我的想象力吗？爱豆还能这么盘？万块@苏宁易购 大屏一安排上，#以团之名[超话]#比赛没完选手就抢先出道了[偷笑]饭团们跟我冲鸭，点 tEcQAiA 直接进入苏宁高光榜，为你的爱豆打榜！
[# # Wan Bing fo to regiment is poverty limits the my imagination? Love beans can also so? Ten thousand @ Su Ningyi purchase domestic on a schedule, # # to group words [over] the name of game players will beat out the end [laughing] with me duck rice balls, point tEcQAiA directly into suning highlights list, for your love bean hits! ]
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#电视剧东宫# 真香预警，小枫的造型美图来净化眼球啦。小枫的衣服太多了[憧憬]贫民窟女孩表示羡慕。
[# # show my delicious warning, the small maple modelling beautiful images to clean up the eye. Small maple have too many clothes [hope] slums envy the girl said. ]
#家家试驾评测#【只能干等？“冬季实验室”充电测试篇】 一到冬天，电动车车主就成了段子手调侃的对象。这次汽车之家新能源组联合「新出行」推出了电动车冬季实验室，我们找来了辆不同品牌的电动车，看看严寒之下它们的实际表现。那么下面我们就从辆车的充电时间和暖风空调入手。tEVAZe
[# every test evaluation # 【 only dry? winter lab charging test article 】 in the winter, electric car owners became a joke object of ridicule. The home of the car of new energy in combination with new travel introduced electric laboratory in winter, we found a different brand of electric cars, take a look at them under the cold actual performance. So lets from the charging time and heated air conditioning of car. tEVAZe]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
情节人白了头的警察蜀黍！雪，如期而至；警，未曾远离；期待的终究会来，守护的一直都在。@房山警方在线 tEVZTima
[The plot one the head of the police milo! Snow, come; Police, not far from; Looking forward to will come, all the guardian. @ well police tEVZTima online]
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恭喜@胡歌hugo的小透明 名用户获得【帕尔玛啫喱和MAC口红】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督，结果公正有效。公示链接：tEVAHUMy
[Congratulations to @ arrival Hugos little transparent Users get the parma gels and MAC lipstick 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEVAHUMy]
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【#最霸气护送#！[鼓掌]】日下午开始，暴雪突袭河南。大雪封路，连霍高速三门峡段车辆滞留。为防止发生群众冻伤等意外事件，沿途个高速交警支、大队联合高速路政，大雪夜多公里接力，一夜无眠，用警车带道，护送多辆车平安驶离河南！看视频↓向坚守岗位的他们，致敬！（公安部交通安全微发布...全文： m.weibo
[【 # # the most domineering escort! [applause.]] day afternoon, blizzard raids in henan province. Heavy snow road, even huo high-speed sanmenxia paragraph vehicles stranded. To prevent accidents such as the frostbite, a high-speed traffic police branch, brigade joint high speed along the road, big hakodate km relay, a sleepless night, with a police car belt, escort car more peace away from henan. Salute them, watching video left to work on! (the ministry of public security traffic safety micro release... The full text m. eibo]
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周五啦朋友们，洗洗眼睛迎接节后第一个周末吧~
[Fridays friends, wash eyes meet after the first weekend ~]
这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞
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