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冷笑话精选：
主人睡觉不老实，金毛帮忙盖被子
狗子：我为这个家真是操碎了心[允悲] tEfZr
[Master sleeping dishonest, golden retriever dog to help cover with quilt son < br > I really fuck broken heart for this home [allow sad] tEfZr]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

汽车之家：
#家家新闻##标致[超话]#【日内瓦首发标致高性能概念车官图】日前，标致官方发布高性能版概念车官图。新车延续全新外观设计，但在细节处有所调整，并加入运动套件，动力搭载一套插电混动系统。此外，标致官方宣布高性能版概念车将于年月开幕的日内瓦车展中首发。...全文： m.weibo
[# every news Peugeot [ultra words] # # # [Geneva starting Peugeot high-performance concept car official figure], Peugeot official high-performance version of the concept car official figure. New car continue new appearance design, but adjusted in detail place, and to join the sports package, dynamic carrying a plug-in electric hybrid system. In addition, the Peugeot officials announced high-performance version of the concept car will be opened year starting at the Geneva motor show. ... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选：
太优秀了吧[允悲]@ELAINE_zyc哈哈哈哈哈哈@人间画剧硬核演奏现场！感觉我现在连沙雕都当不起了
[Too good [allow sad] @ ELAINE_zyc ha ha ha ha ha ha @ human painting play hardcore play the scene! Feel like Im even cant afford to when the sand sculpture]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

新浪新闻客户端：
【气得脑仁疼！#妈妈渐崩式教萌娃背书#：已经教你遍了！[允悲]】月日，郑州。幼儿园老师布置作业，要求小朋友们背短句。一名四岁男孩的妈妈和姐姐耗时小时，终于教会了男孩。期间男孩拉臭臭、吃饭、哭闹……妈妈一度崩溃。tEVFLqm
[【 spirit the amygdala hurts! # # mother gradually collapse type teaching of Eva endorsement have to teach you times! [allow sad]] month day, zhengzhou. Kindergarten teacher assigned homework, ask the children back phrase. A four-year-old boys mother and sister spent hours, finally taught the boy. During the boy stinky, eating and crying... My mother once collapse. tEVFLqm]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

南方都市报：
【“打要钱，你们不要钱，我可以给你们好评！”】月日，杭州公安局西湖分局转塘派出所接到闫先生一起啼笑皆非的报警，原来，他带着一家人从山西来到杭州玩，女儿膝盖受伤，打要钱，打免费……本着以人为本的态度，民警还是同意了这一请求，把闫先生及女儿带往医院治疗。都市快报...全文： m.weibo
[【 play for the money, you dont money, I can give you a high praise! Month, hangzhou west lake police turn pond police station received together with Mr Yan to cay alarm, it turns out that he took his family came to hangzhou to play, from shanxi daughter a knee injury, play for money, for free... In line with the attitude of the people-oriented, police or agree to this request, Mr Yan and her daughters taken to a hospital for treatment. City express... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
【多名网友爆料 #京东金融用户资产被清零#[吃惊]】刚刚，多名网友爆料京东金融App内的资产被清零。目前@京东金融尚未回应，据悉此前京东金融App被曝会获取用户的敏感图片并上传。随后京东金融致歉并表示将邀权威官方机构对App进行全面安全性检测。
[【 of netizen has # # jingdong users financial assets be reset [surprised]], just more netizen has jingdong financial assets cleared within the App. @ jingdong current financial has yet to respond, it is understood the jingdong financial App was revealed can get the users sensitive and upload pictures. Then jingdong financial apology and said it would invite authority authorities the comprehensive safety inspection on the App. ]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

青年时报：
【打不要钱！孩子受伤男子竟报警求送医：我给你们打好评[doge]】月日，闫先生带着家人到杭州宋城游玩，玩耍时，女儿小怡不小心伤到了膝盖，疼的站不起来，眼泪啪啪地流。心急的家人赶紧拨打了，在得知送孩子上医院要钱后，闫先生“灵机一动”，打不要钱！电话中闫先生和民警说：“ 我们来...全文： m.weibo
[【 dozen dont money! Children hurt man alarm please send d I give you a high praise [doge]] month, Mr Yan with his family to visit hangzhou songcheng, while playing, small daughter grace accidentally hurt his knee, the pain cant stand applauded the tears to flow. Impatient family called, after that to send their children to hospital for money, Mr Yan brainwave, dozen dont money! The phone Mr Yan and civilian police said were going to... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家：
#女子跪求私家车给救护车让道# 近日，安徽六安一救护车被堵高速，私家车占用应急道，伤者家属磕头求让路。事后伤者家属受访，伤者是一名老人，当晚老人已不幸离世。目前警方正在对占用应急车道的车辆进行处理。这阻挡的不仅仅是一条应急车道，还是一条通往生命的车道。#家家热点时刻#
...全文： m.weibo
[# # womens private car to an ambulance pass genuflect is begged recently, the anhui luan an ambulance stuck fast, private cars take up emergency, families of the injured kowtowing to make way. Afterwards, the injured families surveyed, the injured is an old man, on the evening of the old man has unfortunately died. Police are now to take up emergency lanes vehicles for processing. This block is not only an emergency lane, lane is a path to the life. # # hot every time < br >... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪汽车：
#亚洲龙# 当宽大舒适的亚洲龙来到形势紧张的美墨边境……[污]
[# # the Asian dragon when wide comfortable Asian dragons came to strained the us-mexico border... [pollution]]

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猫扑：
【被狗舔了一下手，天后岁男孩突发狂犬病死亡】月日，在河南卫辉市安都乡，岁儿童小楠因狂犬病不幸身亡年、月份期间，小楠在曾祖父家逗小狗时曾被小狗抓伤，但这次没有告诉家人。月日，小楠在和另一条小狗玩耍时，小狗舔舐了他的手，而恰巧被舔舐的地方有一个伤口，这两次暴露家长均...全文： m.weibo
[The dog licked their hands, days old boy from sudden death] rabies, February nd in henan weihui municipal land pins, children aged small nan for rabies died during the year, month, small nan at great-grandfather was the dog when he made the dog scratched, but this did not tell his family. Month day, small nan in play with another dog, the dog licking his hand, which happen to be licking a wound, the two exposed parents... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报：
【没钱吸毒，旬男子选择 “重操旧业”去扒窃，最终妻离子散[摊手]】头戴黑帽，口戴黑罩，一身黑衣，手拿红伞，行色匆匆……旬男子叶某看起来像个“独行侠”，行的却是偷窃之事。叶某有毒瘾，手头没了钱，就重操旧业开始扒窃，年内他先后次被判处刑罚。朋友妻儿都先后离开了，但叶某仍然不思悔改。...全文： m.weibo
[The ten-day man did not have money to drug use, select back to pickpocketing, eventually separated [stand hand]] wore a black hat, wearing black cap, dressed in black, red umbrella in hand, to hurry... Ye Mou ten-day man looks like a lone ranger, line is stealing things. Ye Mou drug addicts, didnt the money at hand, begin planting pickpocketing, during the year he was sentenced to a punishment. Friends and children has left, but still Ye Mou tho. ... The full text m. eibo]

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