2019年2月21日星期四

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南方都市报:
    好消息!这次回南天是“过客”[鼓掌]
[The good news! This is back to south day passenger [applause.]]

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猫扑:
    【小偷深夜洗浴会所行窃 被发现后不慌不忙飞吻女技师】近日,安徽芜湖一小偷,凌晨三点溜进一家洗浴会所行窃,摸到女技师床边被发现。该男子并未慌张,反而向女技师飞吻。女技师大喊抓小偷,老板闻声赶到,将小偷抓住。经审讯,该男子是名惯犯,目前已被刑拘。@时间视频tEVhNBx ​
[【 the thief was found stealing bathing in the middle of the night club after unhurried kiss women machinists 】 recently, the anhui wuhu a thief, three in the morning slipped into a bath club steal, touch the female technician bed was found. The man did not panic, but to the female technician kiss. Female technician Shouting to catch the thief, the boss heard arrived, took hold of the thief. After the interrogation, the man is a repeat offender, is now being detained. @ time video tEVhNBx]

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冷笑话精选:
    皮克斯工作室发布了新的动画短片《kitbull》,讲述了一只流浪猫和斗牛犬相遇的故事,结局太暖心了![心] tEVelFS ​
[Pixar has released new animation short film kitbull, tells the story of a stray cat met bulldog story, ending too warm heart! [heart] tEVelFS]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

汽车之家:
    #家人帮家人#@要过本命年的小阿九-·- 这位朋友的购车需求如下,亲爱的家人们给他一些好的建议或者推荐吧! ​ ​​​​
[# @ # family help family to live benmingnian small nine o -, - the friend for cars as follows, dear family to give him some good advice or recommendations! ​ ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #电视剧独孤皇后# 兄弟同心必能其利断金,杨坚、宇文邕和高颎结为兄弟,立誓惩奸除恶、救困扶危。看看这坚定的眼神、不动摇的决心,就问问宇文护:你慌不慌?记得来酷酷看剧哦~ ​
[# # drama queen dugu brothers together will their sharpness can cut through metal, Yang jian, emperor wu of northern zhou and high Jiong knot brothers, putting, punishing vowed to rescue trapped helps crisis. Take a look at the eyes of firm, unwavering determination, ask yuwen n you care not care? Remember to cool to watch play oh ~]

Origins悦木之源:
    #放肆青春 紧弹向上# 过去一年都受到过怎样的肌肤暴击,别人说你长得太着急?拍照美颜都救不了你?经常熬夜颜值说丢就丢?新的一年统统不再有,PS三步曲镇守肌肤,撑起紧弹小脸,保护肌肤,保住光彩,快快前往专柜拥有吧! ​
[# # unbridled youth play up tight over the past year has been how to skin crit, others say you grow too hurry? The photo is cant save you? Often stay up late appearance level say you lost? All no longer have the New Year, PS trilogy is the skin, hold up tight little face, protect skin, keep the brilliance, to shop with a big hurry! ​]

Origins悦木之源:有人只见植物草木;我们却见突破万物;你会看见悦目肌肤!

青年时报:
    【女友借网贷去整容却无力偿还,男子为“爱”盗窃电缆被刑拘[顶]】李某今年月从丽水某电信公司工程队离职后无固定职业。去年月,李某认识了在丽水某KTV上班的彭某。两人认识没几天就建立了男女朋友关系。彭某觉得自己不是很漂亮,便从网上借了万多元去整容,但是无力偿还。为了帮女友还贷,李某想...全文: m.weibo ​
[[girlfriend network to cosmetic surgery is unable to repay loan, men were detained for love cable theft [cap]] li mou from lishui this month a telecom company construction team after leaving office has no fixed occupation. Last month, li mou met in lishui a certain KTV work peng. Two people know a few days to establish the relationship between the male and female friends. Peng some feel is not very smart, he borrowed from the Internet than multivariate to cosmetic surgery, but unable to repay. In order to help his girlfriend repayment, li mou to... The full text m. eibo]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【谁的责任?入住月子中心不到天,婴儿被发现左手骨折[傻眼]】#婴儿入住月子中心左手骨折#近日,杨女士母子入住南宁一家月子中心,月日,她发现孩子左手不太对劲,医院诊断后为骨折。在查看部分监控后,杨女士认为月子中心的护士动作有些粗鲁。月子中心表示有可能孩子出生时已骨裂。双方正在进一...全文: m.weibo ​
[Whose responsibility? [stay confined center within days, the baby was found in his left hand fracture [been]] # # baby stay confined center left hand fracture recently, ms Yang mother-child in nanning a confined center, June , she found the child left hand is not quite right, after the hospital diagnosis for fractures. After review some monitoring, argues ms Yang lili nurses in the center of the action some rude. Confined center said likely was fracture when the child is born. The two sides are in a... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

青年时报:
    【余杭两名男子买卖驾照分数,结果双双进了拘留所![并不简单]】月日下午点分,余杭公安交警大队开发区中队违法处理窗口的民警在办理一起交通违法非现场业务,发现这名帮他人处理违法记录的男子,有点可疑。民警判断,该男子有“买分卖分”的嫌疑,便迅速控制住他。男子承认自己卖分了。该男子姓...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 yuhang two men to buy or sell a drivers license points, as a result, both into prison! [] are not simple 】 some points in the afternoon, February nd yuhang public security traffic police brigade zone squadron illegal processing window in handling a traffic police illegal off-site business, found the man to help others to deal with illegal record, a bit suspicious. Police, the man was suspected of buy sell points, quickly under control. The man admitted selling points. The mans name is... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    是啊,从来没有谁的温柔是与生俱来,或他人恩赐的。每个温柔的人,都是付出了不懈努力才得来的闪光品质[爱你] ​
[Yes, whose tender is never born, gifts or others. Each gentle man, is the unremitting efforts of flash quality [love] you only]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象#【女子呼救想下车却被男子一把拽回 面对民警她却说只是在和丈夫吵架[衰]】近日,在巴陕高速上,一辆轿车的女乘客向收费站工作人员呼救。她想开门下车,却被车内男子一把拽回。工作人员报警后警方拦停了车,女子却说男子是她丈夫,两人只是吵架了,她情绪激动想下车但丈夫不肯,情急下就上演...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # traffic vientiane 【 woman cry for help to get off was a man a back to face the police she said just quarreled with her husband [failure]] recently, in the shan highway, a cars female passengers to the toll station staff for help. She opened the door to get off, but was the car man a drawn back. Staff report to the police after the police stopped the bus stop, the woman said man was her husband, two people just quarreled with her emotional but the husband wouldnt want to get off, the feeling be nasty under the stage... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【“猫奴狗奴”看过来,高颜值宠物家居正在填补行业空白】#宠物家居成新消费增长点#近年来宠物在家庭中的地位逐渐上升,养宠物的支出也是一笔不小的费用,宠物家居用品也成为了新的消费增长点。根据《年中国宠物行业白皮书》显示,年中国宠物(犬猫)消费市场规模达到亿元,比年的...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 cat slave dog slave, high level industry to fill gaps in household pets are appearance 】 # # pet household consumption growth is new pet in the family status gradually rising in recent years, the pet is also a lot of expenses, pet home furnishings has become a new consumption growth. According to the annual white paper on Chinas pet industry, pets (dogs and cats) consumption market in China reached one hundred million yuan, than... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车:
    是这些好心人让我们相信阳光温热,人间值得。愿天下好心人平安,致敬感谢![中国赞]
[Are these good people make us believe that the warm sunshine, human worth. Peace to the world man, thank you salute! [China] him]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪汽车:
    [思考][思考][思考]@风流浪go:这是法律缺位,别用道德去解决@--胖--子--有病扣分,,如果因为她造成重大火灾事故责任谁承担
[[thinking] [thinking] [thinking] @ the wind wandering go this is the absence of the law, dont use the morality to solve @ - fat - zi - sick points,, if because she is a significant fire accident who bear the responsibility]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

微博汽车:
    OH,MY GOD!也太好看了吧?我的妈呀!!![跪了]
[OH, MY GOD! Too good too? My mama ah!!!!!!!!!!! [the] on my hands and knees]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

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