2019年2月26日星期二

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冷笑话精选:
    #最令人爆笑的朋友圈#
哈哈哈哈哈沙雕网友真是我的快乐源泉![允悲] ​

[# # the most hilarious friends < br > ha ha ha ha ha sand net friend is a source of my happiness! [allow sad]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    刑恩 女装 #酷酷日爆社# 莫若菲儿终于出来营业啦~恢复女儿身的莫大哥就是京城最端庄、美丽、优雅、可爱、萌萌哒的姑娘[爱你]#刑恩[超话]#记得今晚来优酷看变身女娇娥的莫大哥呦~ ​
[Punishment well dress # # cool day blasting club r and finally out business ~ restore body mo eldest brother is the capital of the most dignified, beautiful, elegant, cute, lovely girl love you [] # # punishment well [ultra words] remember tonight to youku to see mo eldest brother yo ~ turns into a female charming moths]

南方都市报:
    【塑料同事!机长副机长,一个睡觉一个拍视频……[拜拜]】近日,一架台湾中华航空客机的飞行员在飞行途中低头睡觉的视频被曝光。视频中,机长翁某身穿制服、头戴耳机,开飞机开到睡着。事件曝光后,翁某自请处分认错。而副机长未善尽提醒责任,反而还拍照留存爆料,行为相当不当,华航也将对其从严...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 plastic colleagues! Captain, vice captain, a sleeping a shoot video... [bynum]] recently, one of Taiwans China airlines passenger plane pilot down to sleep during the flight, video was exposed. In the video, the captain wengsonghua wearing uniforms, wearing headphones, fly a plane to fall asleep. Revelations, wengsonghua please dispose of mistake. And vice captain did not fulfill their responsibility to remind, instead of taking pictures of retained revealed that behavior is improper, China airlines will also strictly to its... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【担心的事情发生了!#特技摩托车笼中相撞#摔成一团[衰]】月日,英国利物浦名摩托车特技演员在球笼中表演时意外相撞,所幸一人脚踝骨折,其他人未受伤。马戏团表示,演出前演员们的专用摩托车被偷,迫使他们表演时使用备用摩托车。tEflbGxA ​
[The worry about a thing happened! # # stunt motorcycle collided in a cage fell into a ball [failure]] month day, Liverpool a motorcycle stunt performances accidentally collided in the ball cage, but one ankle fracture, not hurt others. The circus said, before the performance of actors dedicated motorcycle stolen, forced to use when they perform backup motorcycle. tEflbGxA]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【开火锅店啦!#故宫火锅店人均消费#元左右 光汤底就元[并不简单]】近日,故宫火锅店走红,慈禧同款锅底、圣旨菜单、故宫印章……整个餐厅有着浓浓的宫廷气息。据悉,开业以来餐厅一直处于爆满状态,店里在晚上后才供应火锅,一直营业到,但不少为火锅而来的食客下午就在门口排起长队...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 open hotpot restaurant! # palace hotpot restaurant # yuan per capita consumption Isnt a simple light soup yuan []] recently, the Forbidden City hotpot restaurant, empress dowager cixi to bottom of the pot, the Forbidden City, imperial edict menu seal... The restaurant has a thick palace breath. It is understood that since it opened restaurant has been in full condition, store in the evening after supply hot pot, is open to, but many diners for hot pot is queued up at the gate in the afternoon... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博时尚:
    胸大妹子怕穿衣显胖?这样穿再也不怕了~
[Chest sounds of joy afraid dress look fat? So wear no longer afraid of ~]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

青年时报:
    【女孩#作业没写完离家出走装失忆# 称自己被车撞了[doge]】 月日,一名山西太原的岁女孩因寒假作业没写完,与父母发生争吵,赌气离家出走。她来到重庆沙坪坝,因为身上没钱了求助民警,但装作失忆不愿告诉家庭情况,女孩表哥赶到警察局,女孩仍坚称不认识他。[允悲](梨视频)tEfSar ​
[The girl # # homework didnt finish the run away with amnesia said he was hit by a car [doge]] month day, a year old girl in shanxi taiyuan for winter vacation homework didnt finish writing, quarrel with parents, anger away from home. She came to chongqing pearls, as I have no money for help with police, but pretended to amnesia dont want to tell family, girl cousin rushed to the police station, the girl insists that dont know him. Allow sad tEfSar video (pear)]

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新浪汽车:
    #汽车投诉平台#【汽车•特别报道】维权调查、案例征集、投诉和召回盘点、潜藏问题全面解析、汽车消费陷阱无死角曝光......@新浪汽车 联手 @黑猫投诉,一起守护“美好车生活”,强大的特别报道即将来袭,你准备好了吗?点击投诉tRDXGcj ​
[# # the car complaints platform car, special report rights investigation, case collection, complaints and recalls inventory, hidden problems in parsing, automobile consumption trap no dead Angle exposure... @ sina car joint @ black cat complaints, with good life, a powerful special report is about to hit, you ready? Click tRDXGcj complaints]

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平安北京:
    【未婚女性请高度警惕:相亲骗局防不胜防,务必擦亮眼睛】最近,很多知名的相亲社交平台上都有女性被骗。而针对不同年龄的女性群体,犯罪嫌疑人也是精心伪装,对症下药,让人一步步落入早已设下的陷阱中。下面我们就来为您梳理嫌疑人经常使用的几种手段,您一定要多加防范。 @法治进行时 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 please alert unmarried women dating scam small-scale operations, be sure to polish eyes 】 recently, a lot of famous dating social platforms have deceived women. And for women of different ages, the criminal suspect is elaborate camouflage, suit the remedy to the case, let a person fall into step by step already set a trap. Come lets comb for you suspect often use several kinds of means, you must guard against more. @ when the rule of law in... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测##雪铁龙C-XR[超话]#【别出新“young” 试东风雪铁龙新C-XR】说起雪铁龙这个品牌,可能不少消费者对此的印象还停留在富康的“老三样”时期,但其实它早已不是出租车乃至教练车的代名词,而它旗下的车型也越来越年轻化,今天我们就来看看这台中期改款的雪铁龙C-XR,能否带来新潮的感觉...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every test evaluation # # Citroen C - XR [ultra words] # 【 dont try new young dongfeng Citroen new C - XR 】 of the Citroen brand, may be the impression of many consumers still in fukang youngest sample period, but it is not synonymous with taxis and even coaches already, and its model is becoming more and more young, today we take a look at the medium-term modified Citroen C - XR, can bring new feelings... The full text m. eibo]

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微软中国:
    来一场表情模仿大赛怎么样[doge] ​
[What about a expression to imitate competition [doge]]

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MIUI:
    同步几个消息:①小米,元起,月日再次开售;②小米 透明尊享版,元,月日首卖;③小米 SE,元起,月日首发卖;④小米屏幕指纹版,元起;⑤Redmi Note ,元起,月日再次开售。
[Synchronous several messages () millet, yuan, the date of sale again; () the millet Transparent honour enjoy version, the yuan, the date of the first to sell; () millet SE, yuan, the date of starting to sell; () millet fingerprint screen version, yuan; Redmi Note, the yuan, on sale again.]

MIUI米柚,AI加持的全面屏系统。

冷笑话精选:
    最后真的让人大开眼界,这也太厉害了! tEflGMc ​
[The last really eye-opening, its too much! tEflGMc]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

音悦台:
    Joel Adams《Please Don't Go》,前奏中毒,多少人被这首歌的前奏和超赞的MV画面吸引到了,很经典的开口跪系列! tRchM ​
[Joel Adams both Please Don t Go, a prelude to the poisoning, how many people were the prelude to the song and MV picture attracted great, very classic opening knelt series! tRchM]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

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