Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选：
    马一下@小草漫步@天天美食推荐春天来了，夏天就快了，抓紧练吧！[加油]
[Horse look @ the grass walking @ everyday food recommendation spring is coming, summer is fast, take practice! [go]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

微博搞笑排行榜：
    说一个你身边发生的，让你又相信爱情的事例 ________________________________ ​​​
[Said a happened around you, let you believe in love again case ________________________________]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

优酷：
    #深夜的你#【明星陪你唠】当李宇春遇到刘雯...这是一场脑洞大开的对谈。“最想和地球上谁对话？”“什么时候会留长发？”“身为高妹的烦恼是”…对话内容全程高能的，一起来开脑洞说说她们第一句会说啥？[doge]tEVBsXv ​
[# # the late night you star with you Lao 】 【 when met liu li... This is an imaginative dialogue. Want to talk to who on earth? When will long hair? As high younger sister trouble is... Conversations to the high energy, to open the imagination about their first sentence will say what? [doge] tEVBsXv]

汽车之家：
    #夜福利#奔驰SLC级 款 SLC Final Edition~ ​
[# # night welfare Mercedes SLC level model of SLC Final Edition ~]

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冷笑话精选：
    脾气太好，是一种什么样的体验 ​
[Temper too good, is a kind of what kind of experience]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

刘彦斌：
    我说这些，是要告诉大家：真正的股市高手，大都在微博圈之外，天外有天人外有人。 ​
[I said this, is to tell everyone the real stock market, mostly outside the circle of weibo, behind someone outside the person. ​]

新浪新闻客户端：
    【#济南大批艺考生打车遭宰客# 出租司机翻倍要价[怒]】春节过后，一大波考生涌入济南参加年山东艺术专业考试，赶考时间紧加上人生地不熟，大部分考生都会选择乘坐出租车赶赴考场。考场外考生打车时，有的出租车司机嫌远以“已经在网约车平台上接单了”或者“堵车”为由拒绝，还有一些考生遇到了出...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 large art examinee was a taxi rip off # # jinan double cab driver asking [anger]] after the Spring Festival, a big wave in jinan examinee take years shandong art professional exam, descend the time tightly coupled with a stranger, most of the students can choose to take a taxi to the examination room. The outside the examinee when taking a taxi, and some taxi drivers too far to has been on the net about car platform orders or traffic jam refuse to, there are some candidates met a... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

刘彦斌：
    那些嘴盘吹得震天响的人，给他五个亿实操，估计当时就傻逼了。用屁股都能想得出来。 ​
[The plate mouth blown blaring, give him five field, estimate was silly force. Can want to come out with a bottom. ​]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【超市变棋牌室？#上百大爷大妈占领餐桌打牌# 员工：开门就来天黑才走[摊手]】月日 ，山东惠民。一超市美食街内的用餐座椅被一群大爷大妈占满，用于打扑克。超市工作人员称，老人们早上超市开门就来，到了天黑才走，长时间霸占座位也影响顾客用餐，撵都撵不走。tEVFBz ​
[The supermarket become chess? # hundreds of elderly men and occupy the table playing CARDS # employees open the door to dark to go [stand hand]] month day, shandong huimin. A supermarket in the food court dining chairs by a group of elderly men fill, used to play poker. Supermarket staff, according to the old people to the supermarket in the morning to open the door, did not go into the dark, his seat for a long time also affects the customer dining, drive all dont go out. tEVFBz]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪汽车：
    #老司机课堂#实力比拼三选一！又到了帮土豪选车的时间了[二哈] 日产Nissan GT-R vs 保时捷Porsche Turbo vs 宝马BMW M Comp，你最喜欢哪一辆呢？虽然我们现在买不起，但说不定哪天我们就提车了鸭！[doge][doge] tEVBSOg ​
[Old driver class # # competition strength three choose one! And its time to give local tyrants choose car , Nissan Nissan GT - R vs Porsche Porsche Turbo vs BMW BMW M Comp, which one do you like best? Although we cant afford to buy now, but maybe one day we pick up the car is the duck! [doge] [doge] tEVBSOg]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

ZAKER：
    【检方回应小伙救人反被拘：鼓励见义勇为】 福州检方回应“男子救人被拘”：刑法鼓励公民见义勇为，如果是正当防卫，根据情节可从轻、减轻、甚至免除刑责>详情 tEVBakQe ​
[[prosecutors response guy saves against the detention encourage good samaritans 】 fuzhou prosecutors in response to man saves the detention criminal law encourages citizens heroic, if it is justifiable defence, according to the plot can be given a lighter or mitigated punishment, or even be exempted from punishment responsibility > tEVBakQe for details]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

刘彦斌：
    手里个亿、个亿的操盘手法，和散户的几万、几十万根本不是一个玩法的。你要是没有玩过大钱，你直接就蒙圈了。 ​
[Hand $$, traders, and tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of retail is not a game. If you never played a lot of money, you just come up for a circle. ​]

刘彦斌：
    去年还有大资金请我操盘的，我谢绝了。我年纪大了，干那个活太紧张太累，折腾人。 ​
[Last year, there is big money please I traders, I declined. I was too old to do the work too nervous too tired, STH over and over again. ​]

刘彦斌：
    我是玩微博，而且是自己操盘，资金量小。我现在要是大资金操盘，我也不会发微博。 ​
[I am playing weibo, and it is their operations, there is little. If I now big money traders, I wont be tweeting. ​]

刘彦斌：
    那些玩大资金的操盘手，根本不会发微博。那些微博的嘴炮，根本没有大资金实际操作。 ​
[Traders who play with big money, not tweeting. The weibo lips gun, there is no big money actual operation. ​]