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冷笑话精选：
    这鸟简直就是中哈士奇
哈哈哈哈这舞步也是没谁了[允悲] tEVNeog ​
[This bird is husky < br > who ha ha ha ha this dance is not allow sad tEVNeog]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

ZAKER：
    【中国电动车已经弯道超车？实际能效水平却非常打脸】 蔚来又火了，一位博主为了印证李斌的豪言，春节期间开着ES去了趟东北。实际上，如今中国电动车已经弯道超车？ tEVNEiP ​
[【 Chinese electric cars have corner overtaking? The actual energy efficiency level is dozen face 】 wei to fire again, a blogger in order to verify the rhetoric, li bin during the Spring Festival on ES went to the northeast. In fact, now China electric car has corner overtaking? tEVNEiP]

传递价值资讯：myzaker

优酷：
    #电视剧独孤皇后#
如果我是杨坚，我才不会躲开伽罗呢[阴险]倒下去翘jiojio的伽罗和变成人肉靠垫的坚果果好可爱[害羞]
tEVNNk ​
[# # drama queen dugu < br > if I am Yang jian, I wont escape Galois [insidious] fall become warped jiojio Galois and become human flesh cushion for leaning on of nuts, fruit good lovely [shy] < br > tEVNNk]

汽车之家：
    #家家话题讨论# 您觉得是倒车入库方便，还是车头入库方便？参与话题讨论，家家将每天抽取一位幸运用户送出汽车之家精美礼品！ ​​​​
[# # every topic you think back is put in storage is convenient, or car storage convenience? Participate in the discussion topics, every family will extract a lucky every day users send car home of exquisite gift! ​​​​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

刘彦斌：
    破尺子，这是我最后一次怼你，因为你一再挑衅！说实话，无论炒股还是斗嘴，你都不是对手！我刚看了你的照片，发现你嘴上长了一个疮，我估计是痔疮！你尽快去医院看一下，毕竟身体最重要！祝你健康快乐！再见！ ​
[Broken ruler, this is the last time I Dui you, because you have provoked! To tell the truth, whether stock or bickering, you are not your opponents! I just saw your photos, I found your mouth has a sore, I estimate is haemorrhoid! You went to the hospital to have a look at as soon as possible. After all, the most important body! May joy and health be with you! Good bye! ​]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【大连长兴岛#百头斑海豹幼崽被盗#：只受惊而死】近日，大连长兴岛公安破获一起斑海豹盗窃大案，头斑海豹幼崽在辽东湾北部自然繁殖区被陆续偷走。月日，长兴岛公安接警后在瓦房店老虎屯查获头被偷盗藏匿于此的斑海豹时，发现已有只斑海豹幼崽死亡。tEVKexV ​
[【 dalian changxing island # # one hundred head of leopard cubs were stolen, only die frightened 】 recently, dalian changxing island police uncovered a leopard seal theft case, head of leopard seal pups natural breeding area in northern liaodong bay are stolen. Month, changxing island police called seized in wafangdian tuen tiger head is hidden in the thiefs leopard seal, found that there have been only leopard seal pups. tEVKexV]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

青年时报：
    【高手过招！难度“上天”的成语飞花令来了[赞]】超级飞花令难度升级，这次飞的是“成语”，需要选手说出一联或者一句含有成语的诗句，如“青梅竹马”“两小无猜”“走马观花”……你能接几句？[笑而不语] @CCTV中国诗词大会 ​tEVzSHip ​
[【 player missed! heaven idiom difficult to come [who]] super fly to difficult to upgrade, the fly is idioms and need players name contains a coupon or a idiom verse, such as sweetheart innocent playmates tour... Can you pick up a few words? [smiling without a word] @ CCTV Chinese poetry conference tEVzSHip]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【#微信账号被公开买卖# 你的微信账号“多少钱一斤”？】有数字显示，微信用户月活跃用户达.亿，支付用户亿左右。在微信已成为人们一种生活方式的同时，一些不法分子也打起了微信账号的主意。一个月前，湖北武汉的何先生陷入一段蹊跷的“艳遇”。一位“白富美”将其拉入一个微信投资群，在群聊中，...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # WeChat bank account be traded publicly # your WeChat how much a kilo? With digital display, WeChat users monthly active users. Billion, pay the billion or so users. In WeChat has become a way of life of the people at the same time, some of the criminals are playing up the idea of WeChat account. A month ago, hubei wuhan Mr Ho into the affairs of a catch in it somewhere. A Bai Fu beauty it back into a WeChat investment group, in group chat,... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端：
    【#微信账号被公开买卖# 你的微信账号“多少钱一斤”？】有数字显示，微信用户月活跃用户达.亿，支付用户亿左右。在微信已成为人们一种生活方式的同时，一些不法分子也打起了微信账号的主意。一个月前，湖北武汉的何先生陷入一段蹊跷的“艳遇”。一位“白富美”将其拉入一个微信投资群，在群聊中，...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 # WeChat bank account be traded publicly # your WeChat how much a kilo? With digital display, WeChat users monthly active users. Billion, pay the billion or so users. In WeChat has become a way of life of the people at the same time, some of the criminals are playing up the idea of WeChat account. A month ago, hubei wuhan Mr Ho into the affairs of a catch in it somewhere. A Bai Fu beauty it back into a WeChat investment group, in group chat,... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车：
    #交通万象#硬核警告！劳斯莱斯库里南全球首撞！车主为网红二驴，肇事者是他的保镖散打运动员丛天天。车主表示：车撞坏不怕，人没事就行，别说是兄弟撞的，就算是代驾撞的都不会追究责任。还表示：有人问我啥心情，我现在只想说一句树你没事吧。[doge] tEVxHBh ​
[# # traffic vientiane hardcore warning! Rolls-Royce cullinan the worlds first hit! Owners for red and the donkey, who is his bodyguard sanda athletes plexus every day. Owner said the car is not afraid of bad, people have no matter, dont say is brother hit, even generation drive bump wont be held accountable. Also said I was asked what the mood, I just want to say a tree, are you ok now. [doge] tEVxHBh]

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优酷：
    #以团之名# 前方高能预警！此视频有洗脑嫌疑，想跟上#以团之名闪电幼幼班#的《火星情报局》一起唱：“I got cha melody ”！的粉丝可放心食用！
@AJ赖煜哲 @杨桐Y @田书臣-HD @黄钧泽C-JAY @最优的我们-宋文鑫 @东宇他自己的微博 @李星辰辰 @黄正杰_Jeremy
tEVeCba ​
[# # in the name of group in front of the high-energy warning! This video suspected brainwashed, want to keep up with the new baby class # # in the name of group lightning of Mars cia sing I got cha melody! Fans can be rest assured to eat! < br > @ AJ Lai Yuzhe @ adinandra milletii Y @ Tian Shuchen - HD @ Huang Junze C - JAY @ optimal we - Song Wenxin @ DongYu his own weibo @ @ Huang Zhengjie Li Xingchen Chen _Jeremy < br > tEVeCba]

优酷：
    东宫男女 听说很多观众表示看到#电视剧东宫# 第集后出现了真香定律，不会游泳的小枫@彭小苒 为了顾小五潜入湖底寻找丢失的玉佩，两个人慢慢步上正轨，果然#忘川夫妇# 的甜是不是一个巴掌拍响的[并不简单]
tEVxvQ ​
[East heard that many viewers said that men and women see # # series east after the first set of the law of delicious little maple @ peng passed could not swim Wek-jin and gu small five into the lake to look for lost, two people slowly step on track, and sure enough # # forget sichuan couple sweet isnt it a slap shot rang [] are not simple < br > tEVxvQ]

优酷：
    东宫男女主 #电视剧东宫# 顾小五@陈星旭--CHEN先生 一眼就看穿了小枫@彭小苒 对顾剑的心意，竟然用有偿助攻来做撩妹的第一步，看来小五为了#忘川夫妇# 合体没少动脑筋啊[思考]一直停滞的撩妹速度马上跟了上来，真香
tEVxGLi ​
[My men and women the main five @ # # series east gu small Chen Xingxu - Mr CHEN at a glance what little maple @ peng years passed Of Gu Jian intention, unexpectedly with paid assists to do the first step on the liao sister, seems to be little # # in order to forget the sichuan couple fit not less [thinking] has been stagnant liao sister immediately come up with speed, delicious < br > tEVxGLi]

猫扑：
    【虐狗还是教育？宠物狗不听话，女主人用绳狂抽[思考]】月日，广东佛山，一女子在公园里训斥宠物狗，不断用绳鞭打，还用脚踢，“还跑吗你！叫不回来要被车撞死！”宠物狗蹲坐在地安静挨打，被主人赶走还是紧跟其后，一位目击路人称，这只宠物狗之前扑了其他两只狗，惹怒了主人才挨打。...全文： m.weibo ​
[【 abuse or education? A pet dog not obedient, the hostess use rope crazy smoke [thinking]] month day, foshan, guangdong, a woman reprimanded dogs in the park, with the rope, still kicking, also run you! Dont come back to be killed by a car! Pet dogs squatting in quiet beaten, being chased away by the owner or followed, a witness said, the pet dog before rush toward the other two dogs, angered the owner was beaten. ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
    #万屏fo以团##以团之名[超话]#应援新生已收到[爱你]情话土土的，却也暖暖的，接下来的日子也要和酷酷多多FO@以团之名 的新生们呀[小黄人得意]
[# # # Wan Bing fo to group by group in the name of [ultra words] # who has received a new love you sweet nothings soil soil, but also warm, the next day also want to and a lot of cool fo @ in the name of the group of freshmen ahyellow people proud]