2018年9月5日星期三

首席执行官Z凸轮Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eigh

卢健生:
    怪不得我也被摇醒了。[二哈]
[No wonder I was shook. [two ha]]

Z CAM, CEO

冷笑话精选:
    很高兴你能来@贴吧君有一天,不再被需要了。@我的极品评论这个世界没有谁能一直陪着谁@ayuyull最初的状态就是孤独,这样蛮好的[摊手]
[Glad you could come @ post bar one day, are no longer needed. @ my best comment on the world no one can always accompany who @ ayuyull initial state is lonely, so good [stand hand]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪汽车:
    #汽车趣图# 这“宝马”撞完车竟然肇事逃逸了![允悲] tRFeqwGQ ​
[# # the car on the BMW crashed the car hit and run! [allow sad] tRFeqwGQ]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【狮子跳上游览车卖萌求抱抱:谁还不是个宝宝呢[喵喵]】月日,克里米亚一野生动物园内,一只狮子温顺如“大猫”,爬上游览车驾驶座挤下司机。接着它又跳到后座,在游客间左蹭蹭右舔舔撒娇。狮子被赶下车后,还表现得依依不舍。tRFFGb ​
[The lion jumped on touring show MOE a hug who is not a baby yet [meow]] month day, Crimean a wildlife park, a lion docile, such as big cat, climbed up the bus driver side of the driver. Then it is to jump back, left out right lick in pettish between visitors. The lion after being driven out of the car, but also have to reluctantly. tRFFGb]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

ZAKER:
    #ZAKER早安# 忙起来你觉得什么都不缺,空下来才知道你什么都没有。—— 罗斐 ​
[# # good morning ZAKER busy you think dont lack anything, just know you dont have any empty down. - Luo Fei]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

微博位置:
    祈福平安!
[Blessing of peace!]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

但斌:
    乔希·勒纳教授讲私募股权基金几张重要PPT ​
[Josh lerner, a professor of private equity fund a few important PPT]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

平安北京:
    【出行注意防范花粉过敏】
[【 travel pay attention to prevent pollen allergies 】]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

卢健生:
    →_→@来去之间有么有社会学专业同学研究下,一般被骗几次,智商才会有提升?@马鹿孟浪我是真的很佩服年了还有那么多相信“年就算卦算出了坠毁在柬埔寨”的弱智,是应该好好研究一下怎么赚弱智的钱了
[> _ > @ come and go between? Under the professional students of sociology research, generally been cheated a few times, IQ will be promoted? @ red deer rash I really admire years and so many believe year they worked out the crash in Cambodia as the weak-minded, is should have a good look at how weak-minded make money]

Z CAM, CEO

卢健生:
    香港政府不鼓励开私家车。@诗姐八美国政治为什么香港政府那么有钱,还收这么多燃油税?问→@卢健生 香港全球最貴。
[The Hong Kong government does not encourage private cars. @ eight American political poem sister why Hong Kong government is so rich, also ended so much fuel taxes? Q - > @ kinson loo The worlds most expensive in Hong Kong.]

Z CAM, CEO

但斌:
    乔希·勒纳教授讲黑石集团的第个年头。(二) ​
[Josh lerner, a professor at the blackstone group, the first year. ()]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    苏尼尔·古普塔教授讲他刚出版的一本书“数字推动战略”。哈佛教授讲课一般上半堂课讲案例,下半场讲自己的书和研究的成果。教授水平非常高!受益匪浅!(三)[赞][赞][赞] ​
[Sunil gupta, a professor said he has just published a book digital push strategy. Harvard professor lectures in general case, upper class about their own books and research achievements in the second half. Professor level is very high! A lot! () [who] [who] [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

一只不会说话的蘑菇:
    [米奇喜欢] tRUyNze ​
[[like] mickey tRUyNze]

新浪汽车:
    #汽车趣图# 小帅哥来玩呀,你别跑呀[坏笑] ​
[# # the car on small handsome boy to play ah, you dont go [laugh]]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

知乎:
    #知乎小事# 终于可以在一个我妈看不见的地方说出这件事了 ​
[# # zhihu things can finally in a place where my mom cant see say in this matter]

发现更大的世界

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 一只叫沙邦猫,它从不踏出鸡窝半步,对外它保护着鸡群的安全,对内它维护着鸡群的治安,事无巨细,堪称鸡群守卫者[允悲]tRFDZITs (回忆专用小马甲) ​
[# # mop good night a cat, sabang, it never step out of the nest half step, foreign it to protect the safety of the chickens, internal safeguard security of the chickens, it is the chicken group in detail, the warden [allow sad] tRFDZITs (recall special small vest)]

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新浪汽车:
    你们想看的内饰 tRFFvpNq
[You want to see the interior tRFFvpNq]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#你开车时听音乐喜欢用蓝牙还是U盘,再或者是听收音机? ​
[# # good night family do you like listening to music while driving with bluetooth or usb flash drive, or listening to the radio again? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 不知道少了什么,总感觉没有从前快乐 。 ​
[# ZAKER# dont know whats missing in the middle of the night, always feel not happy before. ​]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

微博搞笑排行榜:
    哪个赞美,是你这辈子听过最棒的赞美_________________________________ ​​​
[Praise, which is the best praise youve heard _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

音悦台:
    睡前听一首NCT DREAM《We Go Up》钢琴版吧,欢快的旋律很适合放松身心哟tRFkEeXQ ​
[Before bed to hear a NCT DREAM We Go Up the piano version, cheerful melody suits yo relax tRFkEeXQ]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【晚安[心]】今日份快乐瀑布:没有最皮只有更皮,用生命作死的暴走吉祥物chiitan来也[笑cry] tRFkoMul ​
[Joy today good night [heart] 】 【 waterfall not only more skin, the skin with life things the outbreak of the mascot chiitan to [laugh cry] tRFkoMul also]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【晚安[心]】德国的研究人员开发了一台“拥抱机器人”,它的高度和人接近,可以给人拥抱,科学家希望通过它研究人机交互。[抱抱]tRFOKvHr ​
[[good night [heart]] German researchers have developed a hug robot, its height and people close to, can give a person a hug, scientists hope to study human-computer interaction through it. [hug] tRFOKvHr]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

卢健生:
    香港全球最貴。
[香港全球最后贵。]

Z CAM, CEO

小野妹子学吐槽:
    世界上最遥远的距离就是从大猪蹄子到贴心暖男。送花转账段位太低,识遍球鞋也要看懂口红才能C位出道。#请让我照顾你#永远行走在送礼物被吐槽前线的钢铁直男,看超市君如何让你送礼物的水平指数爆炸,从负分到满分不是梦!@京东超市官方微博 tRkkBMIG tRFDeUSN ​
[The furthest distance in the world is from the big pig hoof to sweet warm man. Sending flowers to transfer the low grade, general shoes also has to understand the lipstick to C a debut. # # please let me take care of you forever walking in steel straight men gifts were poking fun at the front, the level of the supermarket how to make your gifts jun index explosion, from negative to the full mark is not a dream! @ jingdong supermarket official weibo tRkkBMIG tRFDeUSN]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新沐sunshine:
    分享图片 ​
[Share photos]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

新浪新闻客户端:
    【滴滴司机被曝将香港女子困车内小时:要坐地起价!滴滴:双方疑似线下交易,绕过了平台】近日,香港的潘小姐发文称,她在广州南站搭滴滴顺风车时,司机将车停在偏僻处,要坐地起价,从元加到元。潘小姐表示拒绝,司机便与扮作乘客的同伙“禁锢”了她一小时。直到她父亲打电话来说会报警,司机...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 drops the driver had to Hong Kong woman trapped inside the vehicle hour to be with me! Drops both sides suspected offline trading, bypassing the platform 】 recently, Hong Kongs pan that she drops off when, under the guangzhou south station driver parked in a remote place, to be with me, from the yuan to the yuan. Driver with pan said refused, as the passengers associates locked on her for an hour. Until her father called for will call the police, the driver... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

刘彦斌:
    谁是好人,谁是骗子,时间一长都能看出来,大家都不是傻子,群众的眼睛是雪亮的,这是真理。 ​
[Who is a good man, who is a liar, a long time all can see, everyone is not a fool, and the eyes of the masses, it is the truth. ​]

优酷:
    郭雪芙否认不会念英文片名 郭雪芙回应 #火星情报局#第四季录制现场,@郭雪芙HF_K 回应不会念英文片名事件,原来不是不会念,而是找不到片名在哪, 心疼小姐姐十秒钟[抱抱]
tRFkr ​

[Guo Xue Guo Xue fu fu denied cant pronounce English title in response to the cia # # Mars in the fourth quarter to record the scene, @ Guo Xue fu HF_K response cant pronounce English title, the original is not cant pronounce, but couldnt find the title where love little sister ten seconds [hug] < br > tRFkr]

但斌:
    苏尼尔·古普塔教授讲“的亚马逊”。亚马逊现在是我们在美股组合中比例最多的,年读中欧CEO时,当时一个哈佛教授也讲亚马逊,主要从现金流的角度,听完后坚定了持股信心。今天听完,除非反垄断法能阻止亚马逊的增长,否则,亚马逊会越来越强大。这可能也是它最大的风险。 ​
[Professor, sunil gupta, amazon. Amazon is now our most in U.S. stocks portfolio proportion, in reading sino-european CEO, a harvard professor also speak at that time the amazon, mainly from the perspective of cash flow, after hearing after established the stake of confidence. After hearing today, unless the law can prevent the growth of the amazon, otherwise, the amazon will be more and more powerful. It may also be its biggest risk. ​]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    #猫扑夜话# 你们最烦身边的人说的一句话是什么?我最烦说你两句你还气上了[摊手] ​
[# # mop night the most annoying people around you say what? I said the most annoying you two sentences you also on gas [stand hand]]

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edc陳冠希:
    MONEY CANT BUY U FAME

ALL IT DOES IS BUY U SHAME

WHAT THE HELL HAS HAPPENED TO THIS HIPHOP GAME

I DARE U CALL OUT MY NAME

GIMME REASON TO SHOW EVERYONE U LAME

MUFUH DROPPING NAMES

DANCING WITH MAKE UP MAKE ME
THINK U A DAME
STUPID ASS GET IN LANE

COME, TEST ME , U MUST B...全文: m.weibo ​

[钱不能买你的名声< br > < br >它是买U耻辱< br > < br >到底发生什么事让这个嘻哈游戏< br > < br >我敢你呼叫我的名字< br > < br >给我理由显示每个人你蹩脚的< br > < br > MUFUH滴名字< br > < br >和弥补跳舞让我认为你夫人< br > < br >蠢驴进入车道< br > < br >来,考验我,你必须B…全文m。微博]

International nomad

小野妹子学吐槽:
    希望你不要因为惧怕失去,而干脆放弃拥有。 ​
[I hope you dont because of fear of losing, and simply give up. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    活到老,学到老[作揖]@Super_Judy断 舍 离
[Never too old to learn [bowing] @ Super_Judy off from]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

天猫:
    #TOMMYNOW# 亚洲首秀,点燃魔都的ICON之夜,@LewisHamilton 全新系列#天猫超级品牌日# 全球首发,和@TommyHilfiger 一起#型领未来# ,成为#ICONSOFTOMORROW# tRFDLXo ​
[# TOMMYNOW# Asian debut, lit the magic is the ICON of night, @ LewisHamilton series # # days super cat brand new world start, with @ TommyHilfiger # # type led the future, become # ICONSOFTOMORROW# tRFDLXo]

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