2018年9月27日星期四

Just want to be a beloved clientGraphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility

新浪新闻客户端:
    #枕边时刻#当婚姻走到尽头,你会怎么做?tRgjRcnX ​
[# # pillow moment when marriage come to an end, what do you do? tRgjRcnX]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    沙雕就完了@银教授快乐竟如此简单@唐颖还要更努力些哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Sand sculpture over happy so simple @ @ silver professor Connie even harder ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #八月十八钱江潮#集锦来啦~白天错过直播赶紧看过来,一起来看记者的花式“吐潮”![来]tEPlFEL ​
[August # # qiantangjiang tidewater highlights to ~ the day miss live it see come over, the reporters fancy vomit tide together. [to] tEPlFEL]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小米手机:
    梦幻蓝,循迹自然界中光影的魅力,当夜幕下繁星与水面交错,是神秘的紫,亦是静谧的蓝,以光为伴,于掌间梦幻流转。你喜欢这种颜色吗?#小米青春版#新品热卖中→tEvFuIgV tEPjOyI ​
[Dream is blue, tracking the charm of light and shadow in nature, when the night under the stars and the water, is mysterious purple, blue is quiet, in light and life in the palm dream. Do you like this color? In # # millet youth version of the new product selling - tEvFuIgV tEPjOyI]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

冷笑话精选:
    暧昧是一种什么样的体验 ​
[Ambiguity is a kind of what kind of experience]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #新舞林大会# 是他,是他,就是@刘维-Julius ,那个让@薛之谦 又爱又恨的人[偷笑]此次在《新舞林大会》上重逢 ,老薛最想一起合作的是你维,做怕一起正面对上的也是你维。对于他的遗憾离开,老薛表示十分遗憾:他是天生属于舞台的人!真棒,他日舞林再见必要好好切磋一番[加油]。tEPCrrYh ​
[New dance # # is he, is he, is @ liouvilles - Julius, that let @ my show Love-hate relationship of people [laughing] the reunion on new dance, Sheffield is want to work with you d, do be afraid of face is you d together. For his regret to leave, Sheffield said very sorry he was born to the stage! Thats great, so you think you goodbye someday need to play well [go]. tEPCrrYh]

南方都市报:
    民警发现男孩的时候,他已经徒步公里。[汗]
[Police found the boy, he was already miles on foot. [Mr Khan]]

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南方都市报:
    [赞]
[[who]]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小野妹子学吐槽:
    朋友圈的社交有重枷锁,一重叫仅三天可见,二重叫不让他看我的朋友圈,三重叫黑名单。确认过眼神,大家都是有故事的人[doge]来说说看,你对微信好友设置过哪些“分类标准”吧?[思考] #我微信你#
tEPNFPM ​

[Social circle of friends has a heavy yoke, a name is visible only three days, double call dont let him see my circle of friends, triple call blacklist. Confirmed that eyes, everyone is a story of people [doge] say, your letter of friends set up what classification? [thinking] # # I WeChat you < br > tEPNFPM]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车:
    #汽车视频# 给我一把这样的车钥匙,我能玩到它没电![喵喵] tEPZAw ​
[# # the car video give me a key to the car, I can play it without electricity! [meow] tEPZAw]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
     苑叔他们在奥迪展厅体验了一下Q。听说他们在德国正在找试驾车,那就明天一早看看有没有他们带来的Q试驾了。
[YuanShu in audi showrooms they experience the Q. Heard that they are looking for a test drive in Germany, then see if they bring Q test drive the early tomorrow morning.]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪新闻客户端:
    朋友在精,不在多。[并不简单]
[Friends in essence, not much. [] are not simple]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【越聪明的人朋友越少?[思考]】你有没有发现过一个现象:生活中很优秀、很聪明的人不喜欢交朋友,他们不会一大群人一起去吃喝玩乐然后晒朋友圈,你只会看到他们身边偶尔才出现一两个朋友……根据心理研究,聪明人的确更难交朋友,因为他们看不上一般人,也因为他们明白“人心难得”这个道理。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 the less the more intelligent people friend? [thinking]] have you ever found a phenomenon life is very good, very smart people dont like to make friends, they will not be a large group of people go to dinner and a movie and then bask in circle of friends, you will only see them appear only once in a while one or two friends... According to psychological studies, a wise man who really harder to make friends, because they does the average person, and also because they know that the heart rare this truth. ... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【#美国遭绿螃蟹疯狂侵袭# 专家:只能吃掉它们 但根本吃不完!】近日,美国遭外来的加拿大绿螃蟹疯狂侵袭,这些绿螃蟹会和它们遇到的任何动物战斗,什么都吃。专家称,这将酿成巨大的生态灾难,或许吃掉它们是唯一的解决方法,但绿螃蟹实在是太多了,根本吃不完!tEPAydB ​
[【 # # crazy attack the United States by green crab experts only eat them but just eat! Recently, the us foreign Canada green crabs crazy attack, the green crab will fight and they encountered any animals to eat anything. , experts say, it will lead to huge ecological disaster, may eat them is the only solution, but there were too many green crab, root can eat! tEPAydB]

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