2018年9月27日星期四

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    可爱@我的追星大号 暖[心]@Edvam:真好@他只是个孩子啊好聪明的二哈[哆啦A梦吃惊]@雪不是花感人备至
[Lovely @ I make track for a star of the large-sized Warm [heart] @ Edvam its nice to be @ he is just A child ah good clever two ha [doraemon surprised] took @ snow is not moving]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博星座:
    天蝎座是外表冷漠,内在感性[挤眼]
[Scorpio is appearance indifference, inner emotional [eye]]

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微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,成都市锦江区红星路偶遇明星邓伦,详细内容请点击 tEPWMYua ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, chengdu, jinjiang district, hongxing road encounter star Deng Lun, details please click tEPWMYua]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

新浪新闻客户端:
    【戏精!男子当街躺下车底碰瓷 演技太差交警都不忍直视】月日,在广西南宁某处的马路上,一个壮硕的男子安然无恙的躺在一辆黑色小车下“痛哭”,称女司机撞伤了他,还对在场的警察做出非常不雅的动作抱怨:“为什么你们帮女的不帮我!”网友:这演技也是无语了。 tEPWfS ​
[【 play fine! Man lying to get off at the end of this street touch porcelain acting stinks traffic police to direct 】 month day, somewhere in guangxi nanning road, a heavy man lying in a black car undamaged under cry, said the driver hurt him, also for the presence of the police made the action of very indecent complain why dont you help a woman to help me! Net friend the acting was speechless. tEPWfS]

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优酷:
    #这就是灌篮# 篮球,不因伤病离场,黄子恒@黄子恒hzzz 半月板骨折,经过怎样的康复训练重返球场?今日上线#灌篮吧兄弟# 伤病是每个篮球少年成长的印记!@优酷纪实
tEPWflN ​

[# # this is dunk the basketball, not because of injury, Huang Ziheng @ Huang Ziheng HZZZ meniscus fracture, how after rehabilitation training to return to the stadium? Todays online # # dunk! Brother injury is every basketball young growth mark! @ youku documentary < br > tEPWflN]

新浪汽车:
    #车圈话题#俄罗斯一位女网红在地铁上向叉开腿坐的男性泼水,抗议这是一种性别侵犯。对了,水里还加了漂白剂!![二哈][允悲][允悲]这事你怎么看? tEPWbgiV ​
[# circle topic # Russia a Venus red men to my legs sitting on the subway water, protest against this is a kind of sexual assault. By the way, the water also added a bleach!!!!! [two ha] [allow sad] that allow sad what do you think? tEPWbgiV]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家家设计讲堂##马自达#【马自达设计再进化 聊魂动设计理念.】前不久,在马自达设计论坛上,马自达设计部一把手前田育男亲临现场,对最新的魂动设计理念进行了解读,新设计在继续传承“赋予汽车生命之美”哲学的同时,不断追求“雅”的蜕变,那么我们下面就来看看马自达的设计如何再进化的?...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # # every design schoolroom Mazda [Mazda design and then talk about soul evolution dynamic design concept. not long ago, in the Mazda design on the BBS, Mazda design department head before tian men on the ground, to read latest soul dynamic design concept, new design on inheriting the philosophy of the beauty of life car at the same time, the pursuit of elegant transformation, then we take a look at below Mazda design how to evolve? ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车:
    [话筒]警方通报:孙某因在公共场所随意殴打他人,已构成寻衅滋事的违法行为,结合孙某主动投案的法定减轻情节,月日,地铁警方对孙某处以行政拘留日处罚。 tEPWtE
[[microphone] police notified sun for optional beating others in public places, constituted a violation troublemakers, combined with the sun should turn the statutory mitigating, June , metro police penalty impose administrative detention on sun day. tEPWtE]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##宝骏# 【配三块液晶屏 宝骏全新SUV内饰官图发布】日前,宝骏官方发布全新SUV内饰官图。新车采用全新的内饰设计,并配备三块液晶屏幕,档次感有所提升。回顾外观,其中网使用名为“星际几何”语言,镀铬与镂空元素相互搭配,辨识度得到提升。根据此前工信部申报信息,这款车或命名为宝骏RS-...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every news # # # baojun [with three pieces of the LCD panel Baojun brand new SUV interior released official figure 】 recently, baojun official release new SUV interior official figure. New car, new interior design is adopted, and is equipped with three pieces of LCD screen, grades are improved. Reviews the appearance, the net language called star geometry, chrome plated with hollow out element mutual collocation, identification for promotion. Declaration according to the ministry of industry and information, the car or named baojun RS -... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    【学校给家长派新任务:在校门轮流站岗值勤】日,有网友反映天津一小学通知:要求家长在校门口轮流站岗值勤,陪同学校护导。有网友支持:一年也就轮上一次,学校和家长一起努力保护孩子;但也有家长担心上班会迟到,认为学校在“甩锅”,但又怕给老师留下坏印象。(齐鲁晚报) ​
[To parents send new school mission in school on guard on duty in turn 】, some netizens reflect a primary school in tianjin notice require parents took turns standing guard on duty at the school gate, accompanied by school guide. Some netizens support the last time is a year round, schools and parents work together to protect the child; But there are also parents worry about will be late for work, believe that school in jilt pot, but again afraid to give the teacher a bad impression. (qilu evening news)]

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优酷:
    @张艺谋 携“高级灰”巨作做客《晓说》[憧憬]导演独家密料:《影》为什么最终选定@邓超 ?导演心中的最佳女演员又是谁?且看明日#晓说#,张艺谋与@高晓松 的影·墨人生!#喂饱你饥渴的灵魂# ​
[@ zhang with advanced greys masterpiece the director [hope] xiao said exclusive secret information why is finally selected @ deng chao shadow? Who is the best actress director mind? And see tomorrow # # xiao said, zhang yimou and @ gaos shadow, the ink life! # # to feed your hungry soul]

冷笑话精选:
    转需[并不简单]@薯条公主_ @我的前任是极品 不错,马住@治愈系心理学超强的整理
[Turn to [] are not simple @ fries princess _ @ my predecessors ultimate good, horses live @ healing psychology super finishing]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

青年时报:
    【救护车执行任务闯红灯撞上私家车,私家车缓行未避让获判全责[话筒]】月日,江苏淮安一辆载患病新生儿的救护车在路口处因闯红灯与一辆私家车发生碰撞,事发后救护车和私家车都不同程度损坏。因没有及时采取措施,避让正在执行紧急任务的救护车,交警判私家车驾驶员全责。(梨视频)...全文: m.weibo ​
[The ambulance mission through a red light into private cars, private cars go slow does not give way to full responsibility [microphone]] month day, jiangsu huaian a ambulance at junctions of sick newborns for running a red light and a private car collision, after the ambulance and private cars have the varying degree damage. For not take timely measures to avoid being performs the task of emergency ambulance, police found guilty of private car drivers full responsibility. Video (pear)... The full text m. eibo]

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青年时报:
    【杭州望秋立交明日通车,司机朋友该怎么走?赶紧戳进来看看】经过个月紧张施工,备受关注的望江路秋涛南路立交已经拔地而起,雄姿尽显,将在月日上午点正式通车。届时,秋石高架将与望江路实现互联互通,进一步方便望江区块车辆上下秋石高架。司机朋友该怎么走?请戳→tEPWLTE ​
[[hangzhou at autumn interchange traffic tomorrow, friends how to get to the driver? Hurriedly stamp come in and see 】 after months of intensive construction, high-profile wangjiang road qiu tao south road interchange has sprouted, high precision, all show will be on the morning of February nd point was formally opened. At the appointed time, qiu shi and wangjiang road viaduct would achieve interconnectivity, qiu shi, a further convenient wangjiang block up and down vehicles overhead. How do I get the driver friend? Please stamp - tEPWLTE]

新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系:(微信同号)

星巴克中国:
    听说秋天流行枫叶色,衣着妆容颜色都入秋,星享卡也要跟着换季。咖啡枝蔓也赶流行,变成了秋叶橘了呢。 ​
[Hear pop autumn maple leaf color, autumn clothing color makeup look, also want to follow change garments according to the star at CARDS. Pop out no coffee tendrils, become the autumn leaves orange? ​]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

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