2018年9月25日星期二

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    要继续变得优秀。@两个汐·:足够优秀 再大方拥有。
[To continue to become outstanding. Two sunseeker · @ good enough generous with again.]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博搞笑排行榜:
    预告今晚分互动题目:“我们和曾经的好友,是怎么渐渐疏远的”。(本条预告分钟后删除) ​
[Forecast tonight in interactive questions how is our friend, and has alienated. (this article forecast minutes remove)]

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冷笑话精选:
    扎心了[允悲]@还是球姐同一个世界同一个梦想
[The heart [allow sad] @ or ball elder sister one world one dream]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    已中毒!#电影古剑奇谭# 今日举办的“剑启昭明”发布会,现场魔性道具晃瞎我的钛合金千里眼~游泳圈还有平底锅,这是度假还是去吃鸡?掐指一算,电影里有意想不到的好戏!月日我要get答案!预售链接:tRjaOFF ​
[Has been poisoned! # # DLC film, tan sword and brought to the conference held today, the ones prop sway blind my titanium alloy clairvoyant to swim ring and pan, this is a holiday or go to eat chicken? Pinch refers to a calculate, the drama of the movie have unexpected! Month, I want to get the answer! Open to booking a link tRjaOFF]

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天猫:
    欧王诞生!恭喜本月#喵之锦鲤# @是黑糖西梅呀 获得了#家装生活节# 【美家生活大礼包”】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCzMXG对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tEPacip
[The king was born! Congratulations # @ # meow this month of brocade carp is brown sugar prune won the life section # # home outfit package beautiful life . Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCzMXG supervise the lottery results fair and effective. The public links tEPacip]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【#岁男童疑遭生父虐待# 赤裸被绑挂在阳台[怒]饿到皮包骨抓粪便吃】近日媒体报道,台湾新竹岁男童父母年离异,随后男童与岁哥哥跟随生父居住。孩子母亲称,近日到前夫处探望儿子时,她发现男童全身瘀青裸体,被挂在阳台。孩子被放下来后,竟然直接捡地上的粪便往嘴里塞。目前男童生父在地检署完...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # years old boy was suspected father abused naked tied hanging on the balcony hungry to skin and bones to grasp eat feces] [anger] media reported recently, hsinchu, Taiwan in boys parents divorced, then the boy follow father live with old brother. Mother said, recently to the ex-husband visit son, she found the boy body naked bruises, are hung on the balcony. After the child was down to pick up waste on the ground directly into her mouth. The boys biological father in to finish inspection agency... The full text m. eibo]

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刘彦斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#郑爽#首次公开承认男友 调侃张恒很“娘” 】今天,#郑爽#在雪糕群里首度公开承认男友,并调侃自己的男票很“娘”。还大方分享了二人的一则趣事→_→tEPVjXX[允悲]如此清奇的秀恩爱方式,果然很爽妹子![doge] ​
[【 # # Zheng Shuang admitted publicly for the first time her boyfriend poking fun at zhang huans niang 】 today, # # Zheng Shuang in ice cream group for the first time publicly acknowledged her boyfriend, niang and poking fun at his male tickets. Also generous share a fun of two people - _ - tEPVjXX [allow sad] so QingJi affection way, really good sister! [doge]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #盛一伦新舞林大会# “盛三岁”又来啦!当脑洞大开的@盛一伦 遇上舞蹈道具斗笠,那就是玩到根本停不下来的节奏。看奶伦一脸津津有味的模样,一旁的@张娅姝_遥望张三 甚至还有点心动?想知道这到底是什么宝贝的朋友们就来全网独播优酷#新舞林大会# 一探究竟吧!tEPJDoJ ​
[New dance # # put an Aaron sheng three again come! When imaginative @ meets dancing props hat to put an Aaron, that is to play to dont stop the rhythm. See milk Aaron a face with relish, side of @ Zhang Yashu _ to see zhang SAN even point? Want to know what exactly is this babys friends came to entire network run in youku explore new dance your # #!!!! tEPJDoJ]

优酷:
    #新舞林大会#大家是不是hin好奇,女明星聚在一起平常都会聊些什么呢?[并不简单]聊吃饭、聊护肤,还是聊健身?看@楊丞琳 @吴莫愁Momo- @董洁 的聊天话题,大家是不是仿佛看到和闺蜜在一起的自己呢?[偷笑]tEPVnTV ​
[New dance # # if you hin curious, female stars together is usual to talk about what? Skin care is not a simple chat to dinner, chat, or talk about fitness? Look @ rainie @ wu mo sorrow Momo - @ satisafied chat topic, do people seem to see and their girlfriends together? [laughing] tEPVnTV]

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#盛气凌人,宾利欧陆~ ​
[# # night welfare bullying, the bentley continental ~]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    #枕边时刻#哪个瞬间觉得做单身狗还是挺好的? ​
[# # pillow moment which moment think a single dog or very good? ​]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象# 骑车尽量不要跟在汽车的正后方,遇到这种状况,只能感谢自己命厚![跪了] tEPJeRJ ​
[# # traffic phenomena of cycling as far as possible dont in the car behind, encounter this situation, only for their life thick! ] [kneeling tEPJeRJ]

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猫扑:
    哈哈哈哈哈是挺可怕的 ​
[Ha ha ha ha ha is very terrible]

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