微博搞笑排行榜：
你小时候写过，哪些很沙雕的作文桥段 _________________________________
[What you wrote in childhood, a sand sculpture composition highway to _________________________________]
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黄磊微博：
妹妹遇到一个名字叫做“啊呜啊呜”的怪物，它经常会拿走妹妹的糖和冰激凌，尤其是在她咳嗽的时候，这些吃的都会不翼而飞，今天我回家，妹妹跟我说：爸爸，我这两天表现非常好，可是啊，它还是拿走了我的冰激凌，而且我三岁的时候，它就把我的棒棒糖拿走了，我现在都四岁了，它还没还给我…[猪头][猪头]
[Sister met a name called ah blare blare monsters, it often take sister sugar and ice cream, especially when she coughs, the food will be gone, today I go home, my sister said to me dad, I did very well in the past two days, but it still took my ice cream, and when I was three years old, it will take my lollipop, I have four years old now, it hasnt been back to me... Pig head pig head [] []]
国民老岳父公：
这个视频就适合晚上看 tEPNmp
[This video is suitable for watch tEPNmp at night]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
人民日报：
歼-总设计师杨伟的剽悍人生......太厉害了！tEPNUMgU网友：请收下我的膝盖[跪了]
[Annihilates - chief designer Yang wei of the wild life...... Amazing! TEPNUMgU net friend please accept my knee] [kneeling]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
小野妹子学吐槽：
岛国妹子帮大家总结的“女生节假日远游回乡行李清单”，临行前拿出来看一遍打打勾，以免手忙脚乱...国庆快到了供大家参考[ok]
[Island sister help you summarize the luggage list for girls holiday travel to return, before he left out a new kind of hook, in order to avoid the controls... National Day is coming for your reference [ok]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
头条新闻：
#晚·分享# 公交车上的冷漠，年前的这个短片《车四十四》表现得淋漓尽致！最后女生绝望的眼神[伤心][伤心][伤心] @电影工厂 tEPoYyVO
[Bus # # later, share of indifference, years ago this short film car performance incisively and vividly! The last girl desperate eyes [sad] [sad] [sad] @ tEPoYyVO film factory]
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我是娜扎：
[月亮]
[[moon]]
工作请联系：nazhagongzuo@
鸡毛蒜皮与鸡毛蒜皮：
没有爱不能解决的问题，没有恨不能破坏的心情，唯冷漠最能让人下定离开的决心。
游民，偶尔工作狂。
Happy张江：
【公安大学李玫瑾教授教育孩子最全讲座合集！】马了慢慢看[赞]
、孩子不想上学、不爱读书，怎么办 tRsFLQB
、如何树立孩子正确的感情观 tRsFLQB
、性格教育比能力教育更重要 tRsFLQBM
、孩子早恋怎么办 tRsFLQBL
、如何给孩子树立恋爱观
[The public security university professor Li Meijin most complete education child collection!] The horse slowly see [who] < br > < br >, children dont want to go to school, reading, how to do tRsFLQB < br > < br > children, how to set up the correct view of emotional tRsFLQB < br > < br >, personality education is more important than ability education tRsFLQBM < br > < br >, what to do with children to early love tRsFLQBL < br > < br >, how to set up the love to the child]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
一支上上签：
你最希望发生的事情是什么
[What is your most like to happen]
是你的一支上上签
新浪新闻：
#深夜大明白#【两周速成－瘦腹部】燃烧脂肪甩掉小肚腩的好方法！锻炼腹直肌有两种方法：上肢向盆骨方向拉伸，或腿部抬起，让盆骨向胸部贴近。教你几个针对锻炼腹直肌的动作，每天只需分钟，强力燃烧腹部脂肪，坚持天虐出马甲线！[酷]tEPCaQN
[# # the night big understand two weeks a crash - thin abdominal fat burning 】 a good way to dump XiaoDu belly! Exercise rectus there are two ways upper limbs stretch in the direction of the pelvis, or leg lift, let the pelvis to close to the chest. Teach you a few to exercise abdominal rectus muscle movement, just minutes a day, strong burn belly fat, stick to abuse the ma jia line day! [cool] tEPCaQN]
上新浪新闻客户端，每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端：sinajd.php?k=
思想聚焦：
年轻时不多经历一点，老了拿什么下酒。
[Young when not much experience, old take what wine. ]
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最神奇的视频：
昙花一现！一人只有一次许愿的机会！月一切都好！🙏🙏🙏tEPCrhl
[A flash in the pan! A person only a chance to make a wish! Is everything all right! 🙏🙏🙏tEPCrhl ]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，
赵奶奶风水命理：
做了好事，上天一定会护佑你 , 晚安
[To do something good, god will protect you, good night]
干了年命理的老奶奶
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