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猫扑：
    外国的一个劫匪，在抢劫的时候一掏枪，没想到手滑枪掉了，正在紧张尴尬的时候，他愣了下就选择逃跑，谁知跑的时候裤子还掉了...........大哥，你真的不是来搞笑的吗？[笑cry] tRsLLVo ​
[Foreign a robber, in a robbery when tao gun, didnt think hand gun away, was nervous embarrassed, he leng, choose escape, but ran pants when possible... Eldest brother, you really not funny? [laughing cry] tRsLLVo]

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当当李国庆：
    兄弟哥带你回家
年月日，部队在穿插途中，遭到越军的疯狂拦阻。在向敌人发起冲锋时，新战士朱卫胸部中弹。在生命的最后一息，他向班长冀福生说出了最后一句话：“班长，带我回家……”
由于战场上的特殊性，带着小朱赶路是不可能的。老冀用小圆锹简单地挖了一个坑，把小朱放进去，身上盖...全文： m.weibo ​
[Brother elder brother take you home < br > (date) (month) (year), the force on the penetration, crazy hindered by the army. When charged the enemy, the new soldier Zhu Wei was shot in the chest. In the last breath of life, and to monitor JiFuSheng he spoke the last sentence monitor, take me home... < br > due to the particularity of the battlefield, with a small chu road is impossible. LaoJi with small round spade simply dug a hole, the small Zhu Fang into, put... The full text m. eibo]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

青年时报：
    【京东首次承认刘强东涉嫌性侵 但消息只发在了英文网站】美国律所称将调查“京东失实披露刘强东案”后，月日，京东在公司英文网站公布个问答，承认刘强东涉性侵，称京东日常运作不受影响。但问答未在官博@京东发言人 发布。京东股价近期大跌近%，刘强东身价缩水超亿元。tRsMk ​
[【 jingdong admitted liu alleged sexual assault But only on the English site 】 the United States law firm said it would investigate jingdong liu false disclosure case, after month, jingdong in company English website q&a, admitted liu sexual abuse, said jingdong daily operations are not affected. But answer not in official Po @ jingdong spokesperson. Jingdong shares dropped nearly % recently, liu their exceeds one hundred million yuan. tRsMk]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【内蒙人骑马上学吗？ 贵州穷的都没衣服穿？看看大一新生被问的奇葩问题】月日，@中央民族大学 ，各民族大一新生到校报到。一位内蒙女生说，常被问到是不是骑马上学？贵州学生则称，被问贵州穷的都没衣服穿吗？新疆的同学称被问到处都是沙漠吗？你上大学被问过啥奇葩问题？（嘿校园 ）...全文： m.weibo ​
[Inner Mongolia people ride to school? Dont guizhou poor clothes? Look at a miracle of freshmen asked question 】, February nd @ the central university for nationalities, ethnic freshmen come to school to report for duty. An Inner Mongolia girl said, are often asked to ride to school? Guizhou, according to the students asked guizhou poor didnt wear? Xinjiangs classmate said asked desert everywhere? You college were asked what wonderful work problem? (hey) campus... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

刘彦斌：
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

新浪新闻客户端：
    【京东首次承认刘强东涉嫌性侵 但消息只发在了英文网站】美国律所称将调查“京东失实披露刘强东案”后，月日，京东在公司英文网站公布个问答，承认刘强东涉性侵，称京东日常运作不受影响。但问答未在官博@京东发言人 发布。京东股价近期大跌，刘强东身价缩水。详情>>tRseSYk ​
[【 jingdong acknowledged for the first time liu suspected of sexual assault but only on the English site 】 the United States law firm said it would investigate jingdong liu false disclosure case, after month, jingdong in company English website q&a, admitted liu sexual abuse, said jingdong daily operations are not affected. But answer not in official Po @ jingdong spokesperson. Jingdongs shares tumbled recently, liu is worth. Details > > tRseSYk]

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刘彦斌：
    我是同意这个观点的！
[I am agree with this view!]

小野妹子学吐槽：
    容易失眠
[Easy to insomnia]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

卢健生：
    另外三大文法錯誤是什麼？
[Three other big grammar mistakes is what?]

Z CAM, CEO

卢健生：
    你前馬進二，對方炮二退一，可守住？
[A horse before you two, the other two back one, can you hold?]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪汽车：
    #车圈新闻# 【款沃尔沃XC上市 售价.-.万】日前，我们从沃尔沃官方获悉，款沃尔沃XC正式上市，新车共推出款车型，官方售价区间.-.万元。款沃尔沃XC外观与内饰方面均与现款车型保持一致，仅在配置方面进行了调整。新款XC的T车型搭载的是马力的.T发动机，T...全文： m.weibo ​
[# #.so news [Volvo XC listed price. - all 】 recently, we learned from Volvo officials that the Volvo XC officially listed, new car launch model, the official price range. -. Ten thousand yuan. The Volvo XC exterior and interior aspects are consistent with the cash models, only in the aspect of configuration have been adjusted. New XC T models carry the horsepower. T engine, T... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【萌翻了！萌娃比赛平衡车 最小的只有岁月】月日陕西西安碑林区凯德广场。一场萌娃的平衡车比赛锻炼，据了解最小的萌娃只有岁个月，孩子们争先恐后的竞技精神，跌倒了爬起来继续赢来路人的赞赏。 tRsBTr ​
[【 of turn! Eva game balanced car minimum time 】, shaanxi xi an beilin cade square. A of Eva balanced car game exercise, according to the smallest of Eva only months of age, children squabbling competitive spirit, fell to climb up and continue to win to passers-by. tRsBTr]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

梁詠琪：
    分享我的故事 tRsl ​
[Share my story tRsl]

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小浪同学爱吐槽：
    【小伙划伤豪车后留字条我是故意的 想向您借万[费解]】宁波王先生准备开自己的林肯车去上班，发现自己的爱车被人用硬物划伤了，在车门把手处，还插有一张纸条。纸条的大意说，他划伤车是故意的，因爸爸住院想跟车主借万元，如果车主不借，下次会弄得更严重……报警后，警察抓住了嫌疑人小李，其家属...全文： m.weibo ​
[The kid scratch cars leave a note after I was deliberately want to show you wanna borrow [difficult]] ningbo wang ready to open their own car to go to work, Lincoln found his car was scratched with good thing, in door handles, also have a piece of paper. Note says, he scratched car is intentionally, because of the father in the hospital want to borrow ten thousand dollars from the owner, if owner dont borrow, next time will make more serious... After the alarm, the police caught the suspect xiao li, his family... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。