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猫扑：
    D特效艺术家Arben Vllasaliu制作的创意短片，治愈强迫症，视频引起舒适 tEPvXu ​
[D effects artist Arben Vllasaliu novelty, cure obsessive compulsive disorder, cause comfortable tEPvXu video]

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冷笑话精选：
    《小蜘蛛卢卡斯织网记》
可爱到爆炸的小蜘蛛卢卡斯又来啦
点开收获今日份治愈！[给你小心心]
tEPLmC ​
[The little spider web Lucas < br > lovely to the explosion of mites Lucas come < br > opens at harvest today a cure! [give you heart carefully] < br > tEPLmC]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
    #美食时刻# 秋高气爽，正是吃大闸蟹的季节，螃蟹的种做法！ 你最爱吃哪一种呢？ ​
[# # food moments in brilliant season of eat hairy crabs, crab of the kind of practice! Which one do you favorite? ​]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
    超级剧集#蚀日风暴# Madam简@薛凯琪 破案心切，不听上司命令私闯贼巢被俘，风sir@張智霖 希望你快一点注意到来救个美[doge]
tEPLnHfG ​
[Super show Jane @ # # erosion, storm Madam fiona sit investigation, dont listen to your boss command into a thief nest captured, wind Sir @ zhang hope you quick arrival notice to save a beautiful [doge] < br > tEPLnHfG]

但斌：
    @蔡见骏jensen：持凶器入户杀人，被反杀，却被判了——年！这怎么看都跟个黑色幽默似的
[@ CAI jun Jensen, holding the weapon as murder, was killed, but was sentenced to - years! What do you think this is like a black humor]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    哎@布迦布措@华尔街叛徒李克强重申，中国将坚定不移坚持“两个毫不动摇”。。。以后还必须重申“毫不动摇地坚持坚定不移坚持两个毫不动摇”。以此类推@Ditempatlain现在需要最高领导人也亲口重申一下。
[Ah li cuo @ @ cloth and cloth Wall Street traitors reiterated that China will unswervingly adhere to the two no wavering... Later must also reiterated unswervingly adhere to unswervingly adhere to the two no wavering. So on @ Ditempatlain now need to supreme leader also reiterate it himself.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报：
    #直击广深港高铁#【广深港高铁全线通车！首日赴港乘客获大礼，有人无票被罚】坐高铁去香港！没错！今日广深港高铁香港段正式通车！广州到香港时间缩短至分钟！深圳北到香港只要分钟！首日赴港乘客有礼送，在香港出站后可以获得香港旅发局赠送的纪念杯。香港迪士尼也在出站口迎接旅客，预订了乐...全文： m.weibo ​
[# # direct connect Hong Kong high-speed rail [connect Hong Kong high-speed rail line to! On the first day in Hong Kong passengers get gift, someone with no ticket was sent 】 sit high iron to Hong Kong! Thats right! Today connect Hong Kong high-speed Hong Kong section was formally opened! Guangzhou to Hong Kong time reduced to minutes! Shenzhen north to Hong Kong just minutes! Passengers on the first day in Hong Kong and polite to send, after Hong Kong outbound can get Hong Kong tour bureau given mug. Hong Kong Disneyland is also exit to meet passengers, booked a le... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

但斌：
    @布迦布措转发微博
[@ cloth and cloth measures forward]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @Titans-Ledream：收回台湾的时机成熟了
[@ Titans back - Ledream take back the time is ripe for Taiwan]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

微博搞笑排行榜：
    祝男孩纸早日蜕变@_小鳳凰：评论 很是到位[哈哈]@Daydreaming：必须的转，哈哈哈@耀耀KO：热门评论真不是盖的 基本都是我想说的@我是真的很爱说啾咪耶排每一条评论！！！
[Wish boys metamorphosis @ _ phoenix at an early date comments are in placeha ha @ Daydreaming, must turn, ha ha ha @ yao yao KO hot comments is not cover basic it is I want to say @ I said is really love traveling microphones row every comment!!!!!!!!!!!]

微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗

但斌：
    @张小姐是射手座：这种家长不应该判刑吗？监护不到位还舔着脸向商场索赔，商场都拿铁丝网围上就好了是吧，
[@ miss zhang is Sagittarius this kind of parents should not be sentenced? Licked his face to the market supervision does not reach the designated position also claims, store to get it right on barbed wire,]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @肥皂游击队：典型的吃饱了没事干，找抽型
[Guerrillas @ soap typical stuffed around, looking for pump type]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌：
    @乐意快递：整个国家在为这个无赖的家庭背书
[@ willing to express the whole country in the family endorsement for the rogue]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新浪汽车：
    （这个ID太抢眼）还没有消息@陈独秀Jackie：今年亮相，明年月能上市吗
[(the ID too excellent) still no news @ Chen duxiu Jackie this year, next month can be listed]

新鲜的汽车资讯； 快速的新车报道； 全面的车型数据； 及时的车型报价； 丰富的汽车活动。