百度网盘:
恭喜@今天安琪也很甜 名用户获得【I Do 定制款爱心手链】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公示链接:tRsPiGa
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青年时报:
【太惨!杭州岁电工遭遇万伏高压电击,全身被烧血肉模糊……】岁的刘先生是个电工,月日,他像往常一样在工地施工,不料,上万伏的高压电击中了他,导致他从米高的地方跌落下来。电流从他右手的虎口处进入,从头部、背部以及下肢穿出。他右手掌的虎口处,焦黑一片,整个背部表皮全部脱落,手臂...全文: m.weibo
[【 miserable! Hangzhou, electrician suffered thousands of volts high-voltage electric shocks, the whole body was burned bloody... 】 Old liu is an electrician, June , he as usual in the construction site, and tens of thousands of volts of high voltage hit him, led him to from m high place fell down. From the jaws of his right hand into the current, from the head, back and leg wear out. The jaws of his right hand, and dark, the whole back skin off, arms... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选:
《生活与我》 tRsPbfjB
[Life and my tRsPbfjB]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
猫扑:
【男子打工失联被宣告死亡 年后现身状告妻女索赔万[费解]】熊女士的丈夫田先生年前外出打工,从此杳无音讯,留下了她和当年尚不满岁的女儿相依为命。年后,妻子熊女士起诉二人离婚,获法院准许;年后,经其女儿申请,法院判决宣告田先生死亡。之前他们租住的房屋在田先生被宣告死亡后,女儿...全文: m.weibo
[The working man lost was pronounced dead thousands years later appeared sued his claim [difficult]] bears a womans husband tian years ago go out to work, from now on, left her and was still unhappy old daughter together. Years later, his wife were divorced xiong, prosecution, authorized by the court. Years later, after his daughter to apply for, court tian declared dead. Before they rented houses in tian, after being declared dead daughter... The full text m. eibo]
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微博时尚:
微博时尚携手@微博数据中心 发布第二期时尚品牌榜单&时尚媒体影响力榜单啦~此次发布榜单所采用数据时间维度:—.
相较第一期榜单,我们增加了一席“最具人气品牌媒体”选位,从上一期的评论以及互动量进行筛选。
本次最具人气品牌:@雅诗兰黛 ,作为上一期评论区爆炸式圈中品牌,当...全文: m.weibo
[Weibo fashion to @ weibo data center released the second phase of the fashion brand list & fashion media power list ~ this release list data in time dimension -. < br > compared with the first phase of the list, we added a place choose the most popular media brand, from the previous reviews and interactive content filtering. < br > the most popular brands @ estee lauder, as in my previous comments area brand circle of explosive, when... The full text m. eibo]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
优酷:
#酷酷日爆社# #杨洋[超话]# #酷剧场#你以为杨洋今年的新剧只有#电视剧武动乾坤#吗!你错了,粉丝自创史诗级巨制《“乌冬”乾坤》了解一下!#电视剧武动乾坤#原班人马亲情出境,带你领略不一样的动哥~[doge](via:小七爱地瓜cs)cs)tRsPJipn
[Yang Yang, a blasting club # # # cool day [ultra words] # # # cool theater, Yang Yang, a do you think this years new play only # # show arms move heaven and earth! You are wrong, fans own epic blockbuster udon qiankun look at! # # show arms move heaven and earth player-wise affection, brother take you enjoy different dynamic ~ [doge] (via small seven love sweet potato cs) tRsPJipn cs)]
汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@作者雨沐石:“打算入手一台二十多万的SUV,要求空间要大,后排坐三个人比较舒服,或者直接七座。自动挡,最好是四驱,车辆可靠性要高,可以适应长途自驾穿越,不是越野,大家有什么好的推荐么!”
[# @ # family help family author rain MuShi going to start with a more than SUV, requires large space, the back sit three people more comfortable, or seven directly. Automatic, had better be all-wheel-drive, higher reliability, can adapt to drive across long distances, not off-road, you have any good recommend! ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪新闻客户端:
【最反转剧情!他是幼儿园第一个不愿被接走的[笑cry]】近日不少幼儿园开学,小朋友都是哭喊着不上学,岁半的球球却不按套路出牌,放学来接他时,他竟哭喊着:我不回家,我要睡在幼儿园!这反转剧情,让人都笑喷了! tRsPIX
[【 the inversion of plot! Hes kindergarten first dont want to be away [laugh cry]] has many kindergarten school, dont go to school children were crying, and a half years old ball ball is not in the CARDS, school to pick him up, he cried I dont go home, I want to sleep in the kindergarten! The inversion of the plot, making people laugh spray! tRsPIX]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车:
一开始还真以为是无人驾驶[衰]
[The beginning is also really think [failure] unmanned]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑:
【女子在峨眉山景区跳崖 最后的话是对劝说游客说:谢谢了】@峨眉山景区 通报:月日时分,峨眉山景区分局金顶派出所接群众报警称:在峨眉山景区金顶“瑞吉山石”处,一女子不顾他人劝阻跳崖。接警后,金顶派出所立即派出警力赶赴现场进行处置,并迅速联系和搜救队进行救援。医务人员现场检...全文: m.weibo
[The woman in emei mountain scenic spot cliff Last word is to convince them to say thank you. @ emei scenic spot report June , jinding emei mountain scenic area bureau police station by the masses alarm said in the jinding emei scenic spot raj rocks, a woman regardless of others to discourage jumping off cliffs. Called, jinding police station immediately dispatched police to the scene to dispose, and promptly contact and search and rescue team to rescue. Medical staff in site... The full text m. eibo]
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玩转instagram:
喜欢虾的一切食物 [舔屏]
[Like all shrimp food [lick screen]]
带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)
新浪新闻客户端:
【外出打工“失联”被宣告死亡,年后“亡者归来”状告妻女索要万元】年,田先生外出打工时,妻女自此与他失去联系;年后,妻子熊女士起诉二人离婚,获法院准许;年后,经其女儿申请,法院判决宣告田先生死亡。然而,年,离家年后,田先生“亡者归来”却回到上海,发现原先承租的公房...全文: m.weibo
[Migrant workers lost was pronounced dead, years later, the return of the dead sued for only ten thousand yuan] years, tian head out to work, his wife has since lost contact with him; Years later, his wife were divorced xiong, prosecution, authorized by the court. Years later, after his daughter to apply for, court tian declared dead. Years, however, left home years later, tian back from the dead had returned to Shanghai, found that the original tenant public house... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
汽车之家:
#家家新闻##名爵HS#【基本配置丰富 名爵HS T车型配置曝光】日前,我们获得一份名爵HS T车型的参数配置表。从曝光的信息来看,名爵HS T将会有三款不同配置的车型。据此前报道,T车型的起售价或将为万元左右,进一步将HS售价区间下探。更低的门槛,也让它的吸引力得到增强。 ...全文: m.weibo
[# every news # # mg HS# 【 basic configuration rich mg HS T model configuration exposure 】 recently, we get an mg HS T model parameters configuration tables. From the perspective of the information of exposure, mg HS T there will be three different configuration models. According to the previously reported, T models price or will be ten thousand yuan, will further the HS price range test. Lower threshold, also let its appeal. ... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
edc陳冠希:
REAL RECOGNIZE REAL
[真正的认识]
International nomad
南方都市报:
开学首日广州小学生强势吐槽!
[Strong school on the first day of guangzhou pupils fun!]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
猫扑:
一颗葡萄大概块,吃不起[跪了]
[A grape, probably afford] [kneeling]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【商场设老公寄存处 市民:“应该再安排几位美女 ”这是为啥?】重庆渝北区一商场内设“老公寄存处”,里面设有按摩椅、wifi、插孔等,给市民提供了方便,也让不想陪老婆逛街的老公有了去处。市民开玩笑称应该再安排几个美女,老婆逛街速度就快了,因为会担心老公被勾引。这波操作很了[偷笑] ...全文: m.weibo
[The market set the husband cloakroom citizen should be arranged a few beauty why is this? Chongqing Yubei District a mall husband cloakroom inside, inside with massage chair, wifi, socket and so on, provide citizens with convenient, also dont want to accompany a wife to go shopping the husband had the place to be. People joked that should be arranged a few beauty, the wife shopping speed is fast, because worry that the husband is to seduce. This operation is very [laughing]... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博汽车:
【岁女童广场被碾身亡 居民曾多次反对占道停车遭怼:在家也会出事】月日在重庆,一辆车子在歇马广场的临时停车场倒车,不慎碾压路过的四岁女童,孩子不幸身亡。据悉,广场上有很多这样的临时车位,进出车辆在行人间穿行,十分危险。居民向物业提建议,而物业表示:“要出事,在家也会出事。”居民也...全文: m.weibo
[The old girl square was run over, dead Residents have repeatedly against the encroachments parking Dui will have an accident at home], in chongqing, a car back in xiema square temporary parking lot, inadvertently rolling pass by the four-year-old girl, the child died. It is reported that there are many such temporary parking in the square, in and out of vehicles in the world, is very dangerous. Residents advice to property and property, said to have an accident, will have an accident at home. Residents also... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
优酷:
#超级剧集天坑鹰猎# 张保庆@TFBOYS-王俊凯 连求和好都这么让人无法生气,菜瓜@演员文淇 的偷笑我心都暖化了~真的我一点都不吃醋!tRsPLzGe
[# # super series tiankeng eagle hunters of ministry of @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang Even so let a person cannot be angry, good sum melons @ actor Wen Qi smile are warming my heart ~ Im not really jealous! tRsPLzGe]
微博汽车:
#成都车展# 本次车展更新换代的SUV不少,无一例外地做到了外观和智能的双重升级。你看好哪个?
[# # chengdu motor show this auto show update SUV, without exception, did double upgrade of appearance and smart. Which one you like?]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
青年时报:
【男子万现金放家里发霉只剩万多 银行:硬得像砖头[摊手]】贵州遵义一男子早年前将万元现金存放在家中厨柜里。如今,所有现金都发霉变质了!男子将残损的现金拿到银行兑换,却发现这些纸币硬得像砖头一样完全没办法分开。最终经过工作人员的努力,认定兑换金额元。(赵军 张小红 袁超)...全文: m.weibo
[【 men than cash put home moldy only thousands more bank is as hard as a brick [stand hand]] in guizhou zunyi a man in his early years ago to ten thousand yuan in cash in a home kitchen cabinet. Now, all the cash gone mouldy! Men will be damaged in cash to the bank to exchange, only to find that the paper money is as hard as a brick can not completely separate. Finally through the efforts of the staff, for the amount RMB. (zhao zhang Hard)... The full text m. eibo]
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新浪新闻客户端:
【男子殴打八旬养母:我打你咋了】近日,鹤壁市一小区内有一位男子对老人拳打脚踢,还称“我打你咋了?”据了解该名男子自小就被这位老人抱养,但长大后无业,整天游手好闲,经常出入麻将馆,爱好喝酒。 周围邻居介绍,这已经不是他第一次殴打老人了。 tRsPZlY
[The man beaten s mother I beat you zha 】 recently, hebi city, a village has a man punched the old man, also said I how have you been? Reported the man was the old man to adopt from his childhood, but after be brought up jobless, loafing around all day, frequented parlors, love to drink. Neighbours, this is not the first time he beat the old man. tRsPZlY]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
#军训那点事儿#本来还会走路的,自从军训后就连最基础的走路都不自然了。[笑cry]你军训的时候有什么好玩的事?
[# # military training that something was also able to walk, since even the most basic walk after military training is not natural. [laughing cry] military training when you have fun? ]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
巴曙松:
高盛称日元受人民币国际化影响最大
周一(月日),高盛称,人民币正在酝酿国际化,美元和日元可能会是最大的受害方。几个月外资加速流入中国固定收益资产,表明全球第三大债市的配置需求非常强劲。根据高盛的估计,到年之前,央行会占到中国债市预计净流入万亿美元中的亿。高盛分析师指出,...全文: m.weibo
[Goldman sachs said the yen is influenced by the internationalisation of the renminbis largest < br > on Monday (June ), according to Goldman sachs, the RMB internationalization of brewing, the dollar and yen may be the biggest victim. A few months to accelerate foreign capital inflows fixed-income assets in China, shows that the configuration of the worlds third-largest bond market demand is very strong. According to Goldman sachs estimates that before the year, the central bank will account for Chinas bond market is expected to net billions of trillions of dollars. Goldman sachs analysts point out that... The full text m. eibo]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
冷笑话精选:
喵:闭嘴!再叫打屎你! tRsvgenF
[Meow shut up! Call dozen shit you again! tRsvgenF]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
猫扑:
【二胎经济压力大 男子把个月儿子摔成颅内出血】桐庐岁男子大力(化名)是两个孩子的爸爸,大女儿已上学,妻子又生下个小儿子。因不耐烦妻子催促购买进口奶粉,大力情绪激动下将儿子摔在水泥地上,导致三个月大的儿子颅内出血、颅骨骨折。最终,法院以故意伤害罪,判处他有期徒刑三年,缓刑四年。...全文: m.weibo
[The two economic pressure Man months son fell into intracranial hemorrhage 】 the tonglu - year - old man strongly (not his real name) is the father of two children, eldest daughter had to go to school, his wife gave birth to a son again. Urged by impatient wife buy imported milk powder, son will fall on the concrete with the emotional, lead to three months old son of intracranial hemorrhage, skull fractures. In the end, the court in intentional injury, he was sentenced to prison for three years, suspended for four years. ... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#酷酷日爆社#这大概就是我(小)们(编)最期待的人(醉)巅(生)峰(梦)活(死)吧[皱眉]……实名制嫉妒#邓伦[超话]#!
[# # cool day blasting club this is probably my (small) (Ed.) the most looking forward to top (drunk) (the) peak (dream) live (die) [at]... Real-name jealousy # Deng Lun [ultra words] #! ]
汽车之家:
#家家选车导购##日产奇骏#【依旧推荐中低配 款奇骏购车手册】作为合资紧凑型SUV的一员老将,款奇骏在升级之后增加了“智行+”车联系统,可以实现语音控制、车辆定位、远程监测、车载Wi-Fi热点等应用。虽然大家对奇骏这款车已经非常熟悉了,但不妨还是来看看这次的购买分析,了解一下究竟哪款配...全文: m.weibo
[# every car ride, jun # # # nissan 【 recommend is still low with qi jun car manual 】 as a member of the joint venture compact SUV veteran, with qi jun increased after the upgrade chi heng + car system, can realize voice control, vehicle positioning and remote monitoring, car wi-fi hotspots and application. Although everybody to qi jun is already very familiar with this car, but might as well take a look at the purchase analysis, find out which model with... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪汽车:
#车圈新闻# 【全新奔驰纯电动SUV——EQC发布】奔驰首款纯电动量产SUV——EQC发布, 该车拥有 kWh电池组,前后双电机,匹,牛米,百公里加速 .秒,极速kmh限速,NEDC续航公里,支持kw快充,分钟充满%。奔驰提供EQC及EQC AMG Line可选,其将在年初在德国投产,同年夏...全文: m.weibo
[# #.so news released new Mercedes all-electric SUV - EQC 】 【 Benz first pure electric SUV - EQC production release, the car has kWh battery pack, before and after the double motors, horses, cattle meters, hundreds of kilometers acceleration. Second, the speed limit speed KMH, NEDC life kilometers, supporting kw quick charge, minutes with %. Mercedes with EQC and EQC AMG Line is optional, it will put into production in Germany at the beginning of this year, the same year in the summer... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
星巴克北京:
🤩有一种友情,叫做一起喝星冰乐!
💃那么,见证友谊的时刻到啦!
⌚️月日(今天)周三下午点到晚点,
🏃♀️邀请朋友共享星冰乐,第二杯星巴克请!
👯♀️现在@ Ta
🌈一起享受星冰乐时光吧!
[🤩有一种友情,叫做一起喝星冰乐!
💃那么,见证友谊的时刻到啦!
⌚️月日(今天)周三下午点到晚点,
🏃♀️邀请朋友共享星冰乐,第二杯星巴克请!
👯♀️现在@ Ta
🌈一起享受星冰乐时光吧! ]
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但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@老猫回复@Lucky_SYK国家应该严厉打击这种吃里爬外的企业!@Lucky_SYK中国企业,深圳的道通科技告的[怒],这个节骨眼,蠢到极点了!@老曾阿牛华为也快了吧?
[@ old cat reply @ Lucky_SYK country should crack down on the off-ramped enterprise! @ Lucky_SYK Chinese enterprises, the way of the shenzhen science and technology of [anger], this point, so stupid! @ old had pig huawei also fast?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@晴天Timerose:营长的中文水平了得。
[@ sunny Timerose battalion commander of the Chinese level.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
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