新浪新闻客户端:
继北京南站、北京西站之后,重庆西站也被点名了[doge]站前马路被封,旅客只好翻越护栏围墙出站;停车场大排长队,大量旅客打不到车滞留到凌晨;有人做起了迷路旅客的生意,带路块钱一次……你去过重庆西站吗?你也遭遇过在火车站难打车的情况吗?@西部城事 tRszrTii
[Chongqing after Beijing south railway station, Beijing west railway station, west railway station has also been named the doge Station Road blocked, had to climb over fence wall outbound passengers; Parking lines, a large number of passengers could not hit the car stuck into the small hours; Someone started a business travelers lost, to lead the way dollar a... Have you ever been to chongqing west railway station? You have encountered in the case of the railway station to take a taxi? @ tRszrTii western city]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
DDCTV“优享拍客”正在招募!不论你是美妆达人,还是头号吃货,或是二次元资深宅,只要你是极致生活的追求者,无所谓粉丝量、知名度,都可以前来应征!月日通道已然打开,只等你将才艺变现!
猛戳链接 tRFzGQ 立即报名。
[DDCTV is best enjoy making the recruiting! Whether you are a beauty makeup, or top version, or secondary yuan senior housing, as long as you are a best life suitor, no fans, popularity, can come to apply for! Date of channel has been opened, realized only when you will be a talent! < br > stab link tRFzGQ sign up immediately. ]
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Origins悦木之源:
以天然为本,是我们不变的初心,灵芝水从瓶身制作到原料采集,都不忘悉心爱护环境,也因此才能获得自然的馈赠,给肌肤安心卓效的呵护。
[With the natural for this, is our invariable beginners mind, ganoderma lucidum water from the bottle to the raw material acquisition, dont forget to carefully take care of the environment, and therefore to obtain natural gift, to secure effective cleansing skin care.]
Origins悦木之源:有人只见植物草木;我们却见突破万物;你会看见悦目肌肤!
小野妹子学吐槽:
你还记得你们学校的校训吗......
[Do you still remember your school motto... ]
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新浪新闻客户端:
#自如测自如#【科技达人王自如测评自如租房[思考]】一个是租房行业的自如,一个是科技评测达人@王自如ZEALER 。这次,王自如计划亲测自如租房体验问题。王自如表示:“这事感觉比我们想象的水要深很多,有点把我那股劲激起来了。”后续情况可持续关注 @ZEALER中国 tRFsCkqF
[Freely # # freely test the measurement of the king of science and technology talent freely freely [thinking]] that rent a house is a rental industry, one is the evaluation of science and technology talent @ king ZEALER freely. This time, wang freely plan pro freely experience problems that rent a house. Wang freely said this matter a lot of water to deep feeling than we think, the way a bit my strength has come. Subsequent situation sustainable focus @ ZEALER tRFsCkqF in China]
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新浪汽车:
#车圈新闻# 【丰田全新卡罗拉旅行版 将于巴黎车展亮相】日前,丰田官方发布了全新卡罗拉旅行版车型的官图。新车基于丰田TNGA平台打造。作为旅行版车型,车身造型更加修长,为乘客提供了更宽敞的乘坐空间以及更大的后备箱储物空间。据悉,新车将于今年月份开幕的巴黎车展正式亮相。颜值很不错,不过跟...全文: m.weibo
[# #.so news 【 Toyota corolla new travel Will make its debut in Paris auto show 】 a few days ago, Toyota officials issued a new corolla travel edition models the official figure. Based on Toyota TNGA platform to build a new car. As a travel edition models, more slender body shape, provides a more spacious aboard a space for passengers and the trunk of a larger storage space. The new car will be formally opened in this years Paris motor show. Level is very good in appearance, but with... The full text m. eibo]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑:
非洲见完杭州见,南非总统跟马云一个月见两次。看二人在阿里巴巴博物馆里笑得这么开心,非洲的年轻人创业前途可期啊。
[Visiting hangzhou see Africa, South Africas President, with Mr Ma see twice a month. See two people on alibaba in the museum so happy laughter, African youth entrepreneurship future period. ]
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优酷:
篮球虐@杨皓喆_ 千百遍,他却依旧待篮球如初恋[摊手]
月日周四点,锁定优酷#灌篮吧兄弟##优酷纪实#,一起拼到底,玩得起!@优酷纪实
tRszQCNq`
[Basketball abuse @ 杨皓喆 _ hundreds of times, but he still treat basketball like the first love [stand hand] < br > month, four weeks, locking youku # dunk! Brother # # # youku documentary, brave it out together, play up! @ youku documentary < br > tRszQCNq `]
微博时尚:
#国际时装周# @我是娜扎 作为ToryBurch中国区唯一受邀艺人亮相机场启程#纽约时装周# 看秀~浅粉Zoe衬衫搭配少女粉Celeste短裙,暖萌系少女即视感,元气满满,期待头排客#娜扎# 秀场造型啦!
[# international fashion week # @ Im na firm as ToryBurch China only invited artists at the airport departure ~ # # at New York fashion week watching show pink Zoe shirt girl powder Celeste skirt collocation, warm girl of department namely visual sense, brimming with vigour, are looking forward to the first row of guest # # na he show modelling! ]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
南方都市报:
【四川男子醉驾身亡,饭局邀约者被判赔万元!律师称有义务送回家】日前,四川省三台县一男子酒局后醉驾身亡,家属要求邀约者赔偿。法院经审理认为,发出邀约的酒友常某应承担%的责任,并向死者家属赔偿万余元。近年来,各地发生了多起源自酒驾意外身亡,死者家属起诉酒友并索赔的案件。南都记者查询...全文: m.weibo
[【 sichuan man dead drunk, dinner invitation was PanPei ten thousand yuan! Lawyer said obligation to send home 】 a few days ago, a man in santai, sichuan province bureau of wine drunk after died, family demanded compensation offer. Court thinks, send out invitations as well is often a certain % of responsibility, and compensate the families of the dead for the thousands of yuan. Happened in recent years, around the origin from drunken driving accident, the relatives of the dead to prosecute drinking buddies and cases of the claim. SMW reporter query... The full text m. eibo]
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冷笑话精选:
哈哈哈哈过于真实!@爱死塞包子的Alice:熟悉的饭圈味道[允悲]@神秘微笑的少女Ww:是的了[允悲]有些粉丝戏太多[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha too true! @ love stuffed bun Alice familiar with circle of rice tasteallow sad @ smile girl Ww yes [allow sad] some fans play too much [allow sad]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
小浪同学爱吐槽:
看到这个结局我就放心了! 话说当年也想这么干来着[偷笑]
[I am relieved to see the ending! Words that also want to do that again [laugh]]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博搞笑排行榜:
#黄逗菌月饼# 循环播放停不下,口味多、颜色多、数来数去数不清[抓狂]下单回家慢慢数,再也不会脑瓜疼[馋嘴]tRshWZVK
[# # yellow make bacteria mooncakes looping stop, taste, color, number to go to the countless home [mad] order number slowly, never skull [available] tRshWZVK pain]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
优酷:
#电视剧武动乾坤# 什么妖兽全身都是宝?你家小貂@索笑坤 安排上了[doge]
[What # # show arms move heaven and earth monster beast body is treasure? Your small sable @ Mr. Smile he arranged on [doge]]
猫扑:
【峨眉山跳崖女孩遗书:希望大家多关注抑郁症这个群体】月日,峨眉山景区,一名岁女子不顾他人劝阻跳崖。女孩在遗书中称自己得了抑郁症。“很多人把这种病当成脆弱,想不开。我想说不是的,我从来不是个脆弱的人”。女孩还呼吁,“希望大家能多多关注抑郁症这个群体吧”。tRsPsgbG
[【 emei mountain cliff girl suicide note hope you pay more attention to this group 】 depression month day, mount emei scenic area, an old woman regardless of others to discourage jumping off cliffs. The girl said she suffered from depression in the suicide note. A lot of people use this kind of disease as fragile and hard. I want to say no, I never is a man of fragile . Girl also called, please pay attention to depression this group. tRsPsgbG]
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汽车之家:
#家家新闻##新车上市[超话]# 【全新森林人领衔 月即将上市新车汇总】因为成都车展的原因,月份不少的新车扎堆上市,但你千万不要以为月的狂欢就此消逝,因为月份的汽车市场还有更大的惊喜!下面我们就来盘点一下,看看月份即将上市的新车到底有哪些吧!tRszlYH
[# every news # # new words [over] # 【 people leading the new forest On the upcoming new summary 】 for chengdu auto show, cluster listed in many new car, but you mustnt think carnival fade to, because the car market in a bigger surprise! Lets to take stock and see in upcoming new car exactly what!!!! tRszlYH]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
前任与@杨皓喆_ 分手的原因,除了篮球竟然还有别人?[吃瓜][吃瓜]
月日周四点,锁定优酷#灌篮吧兄弟##优酷纪实#,一起拼到底,玩得起!@优酷纪实
tRszOLwm
[Former and @ 杨皓喆 _ break up reason, in addition to basketball and others? [eat the melon] [eat the melon] < br > date of four weeks, locking youku # dunk! Brother # # # youku documentary, brave it out together, play up! @ youku documentary < br > tRszOLwm]
新浪新闻客户端:
【过分了[笑cry]调皮学长学姐西瓜可乐诱惑新生,被罚陪军训】月日,郑州财经学院新生军训,几位比较调皮的学长学姐拿着冰镇西瓜,冰镇可乐…在军训新生前诱惑他们,简直让学军训的学弟学妹羡慕嫉妒恨。几名学生被校领导发现后被罚同新生一块军训。新生:看到这我就放心了。[笑cry]#开学季# ...全文: m.weibo
[【 too much [laugh cry] naughty freshman, senior senior watermelon coke temptation is punished with military training] month day, zhengzhou finance and economics college freshman military training, a few more naughty students in senior with iced watermelon, iced coke... In military training new tempt them, can make learning training junior drove to envy envy hate. After several students from being discovered by the school was sent off with a piece of military training. New I am relieved to see this. [laughing cry] # back-to-school #... The full text m. eibo]
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当当李国庆:
魔戒指:居然是手机 tRszztR
[Lord of the rings was tRszztR phone]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
小野妹子学吐槽:
蔡徐坤粉丝都是文豪附体吧!万粉丝为了#淘宝造物节#,帮蔡徐坤写作业[吃惊]。。。真担心你们的头发[允悲] #造物节蔡徐坤# @万能的淘宝:万转发,万份造物宣言!有多少iKUN帮蔡徐坤写作业,请举起你们的双手![doge] #造物节蔡徐坤#
[CAI xu fan is a literary giant possessed! Thousands of fans to # # taobao creation section, write the homework for CAI xu [surprised]... Really worry about your hair [allow sad] # creation section of the CAI xu # @ universal taobao forwarding, declaration of creation! How many iKUN help CAI xu writing homework, please raise your hands! [doge] # # section of creation CAI xu]
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金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:女, (远嫁)总是想让老公陪着。举例来说:他在家打牌从八点打到十二点。明知道我会生气他还是那样做 过后来哄我,让我不安的是他说他怕我,他怕我生气不知道怎么哄所以躲着我!金山:他说的真话,像你这么一个岁的女孩,跟个男人千里迢迢来到异地他乡,无所事事啥事儿不干,整...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listening to a friend female, always want the husband to accompany (marry). For example hes at home playing CARDS from eight to twelve o clock. Knowing I will be angry he did then coax me, let me nervous, he said that he is afraid of me, hes afraid I dont know how to coax so angry away from me!!!!!!! Jinshan he was telling the truth, like you such a girl, all the way with a man came to the strange land, nothing to do nothing, the whole... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
新浪新闻客户端:
警方公布接警记录,罪名是:犯罪性行为·强奸·既遂。
[Police were called records for criminal sexual conduct, rape, with one.]
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微博时尚:
#nylon开学# 尼龙创刊一周年,在上海举办盛大派对,庆祝这个特殊的日子,也期待全新旅程的开启tRszoPb(下载App->tRgiVky)
[# # nylon school nylon founding anniversary, held a grand party in Shanghai, celebrate this special day, and look forward to the opening of new journey tRszoPb (download App - > tRgiVky)]
微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域
猫扑:
刚刚手癌了[笑cry]tRszSmE ,万一呢[米奇比心]
[Just hand carcinoma [laugh cry] tRszSmE, one thousand [mickey than heart]]
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杨幂:
#电影宝贝儿# 这世上总有东西需要拼尽全力守护,哪怕只有一点希望…@刘杰 #电影宝贝儿# 给予不完美生命更多的关注和爱,不完美,也值得宝贝。@杨幂 @郭京飞 @李鸿其 #多伦多电影节#见!
[# # movie baby in this world there is always something need to do our best to protect, even if only a little hope... # # @ liu jie film baby give not perfect life more attention and love, is not perfect, is also worth treasure. @ Yang mi @ Guo Jingfei see # @ # li the Toronto film festival!]
这里有一只狐狸,幸福,感恩,知足,爱~><
新浪汽车:
由于猜车答案字数超过了抽奖平台关键词字的限制,而简化版的答案无法进行抽奖,现在修改抽奖规则,只要带话题#车展就看车# 转发原微博并关注了@新浪汽车 即可。tRszSiGG 。感谢大家的参与,祝你好运~
[By car to guess the answer more than words lottery platform keywords word limit, to draw and simplified version of the answer, now change sweepstakes rules, as long as with topic # show car forward original weibo and focus on the # @ sina car. TRszSiGG. Thanks for your participation, I wish you good luck ~]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
优酷:
#这就是灌篮[超话]##星球星驾到#
一个是学院派领军人物——“CUBA最强后卫”张宁 @张宁__pku ;
一个是街球场上的蜘蛛侠——“街球侠”艾弗钢 @街球侠艾弗钢 ;
月日,他们都将做客优酷星驾到!你是支持学院派?还是街球派?加入不同的聊天室来为他们打call吧!
-艾弗钢聊天室专属链接:...全文: m.weibo
[# this is dunk [ultra words] # # # star star! < br > is an academic leader - the strongest defender CUBA zhang @ zhang __pku; < br > a spider-man is streetball court - spiderman streetball ivor steel @ streetball spiderman ivor steel; < br > month, they will visit youku star!! You is to support the academic? Streetball pie? Join different chat room to play call for them! < br > - aiphyllium steel chat rooms dedicated links... The full text m. eibo]
优酷:
#超级剧集天坑鹰猎# @TFBOYS-王俊凯 说拍戏时杨烨@叶筱玮 才是最默契的搭档,两人生活中的关系和剧中一样,天天吵架。tRszMCu
[# super series tiankeng his hunting # @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang said saying Yang Ye @ Ye Xiaowei is the tacit understanding partner, as well as the relations between the two people in your life, every day quarrel. tRszMCu]
小野妹子学吐槽:
就是爱买买买!就是爱给别人种草!好了,确认过眼神,你是我要找的人,别犹豫了,快来参加.京东秒杀#谁是带货王#挑战赛吧,这奖励让人心跳加速啊。
[Is love to buy buy buy! Is to love others grass! Ok, confirmed that the eyes, you are the man I am looking for, dont hesitate to join. Jingdong seconds kill # # king who was carrying goods challenge, reward from the heart beat faster.]
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刘彦斌:
不要害怕踏空,我们都是散户,如果真的大盘反转,随时可以买进去,有的是机会。可是一旦套牢,那就麻烦了,你就没有回旋的余地了。这都是我的亲身经历,惨痛的教训。
[Dont be afraid to go, we are all retail, if the market reversed, can buy it at any time, have a plenty of opportunity. But once caught, thatd be in trouble, you have no leeway. This is the story of my experience and painful lessons. ]
优酷:
#新舞林大会# #张靓颖新舞林大会# “脑洞少女”@张靓颖 首度公开发问:为什么只有水逆而没有火逆或土逆?看着珍珍一脸“我们水星超无辜der”的认真表情,酷酷真想说:对,你说的都对[爱你]。听说转发这个小可爱,九月可水逆退散,安全度过哦[耶]!
tRsvlH
[Zhang jing glume new dance your new dance # # # # imagination girl @ zhang liangying publicly for the first time ask why only inverse inverse water without fire inverse or earth? Looking at jean jean a face of our mercury is innocent der serious expression, cool, really want to say yes, you said to love you. Forward heard the little cute, September back to water regurgitation, security through oh [and]! < br > tRsvlH]
刘彦斌:
股市里的事情我都经历过,玩儿什么套路我都明白,我就冷眼旁观看他们表演。
[The thing I have experienced in the stock market, have what routines I know, I will watch them perform beside coldly. ]
刘彦斌:
把一件简单的事情搞得很复杂,故弄玄虚,这本质就是欺骗!真理都是简单的!
[Put a simple things complicated, having a lot of false, this essence is cheating! The truth is simple! ]
金山夜话博主:
#金山夜话# 听友:我和老公结结婚两年,孩子一岁半,感情并不深厚,加上结婚时两家闹过不愉快,我们的感情更受影响了。他性格执拗自私且自命不凡想在北京打拼,目前一个月千多。但是有几个问题、他婚前婚后到目前为止欠了万块钱(没有黄赌毒,就是北京消费太高,他又买了手机电脑相机手表)、他妈借...全文: m.weibo
[# # jinshan night listen to friends my husband and I married for two years, child is a year and a half, the feeling is not deep, plus two make unhappy when marriage, our feelings have been more affected. He is stubborn and selfish pretensions to struggle in Beijing, the thousand more than a month. But there are a few problems, his marriage so far run up thousands of dollars (no pornography, is Beijing consumption is too high, he bought a mobile phone computer camera watches), his mother borrowed... The full text m. eibo]
首届中国广电“台帝”,《金山夜话》主持人,记者,作家,著名情感问题专家
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