2018年9月24日星期一

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

优酷:
    #尉官正年轻##中秋# 杀青后的第天,将相思寄明月。 ​祝大家中秋快乐 ​
[Filming for the # # # # WeiGuanZheng young Mid-Autumn festival after the first day, send to long for the bright moon. I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn festival]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    对不起我也@废宅少女二狗子:我没有饥饿 只有嘴馋
[Im sorry Im @ dog waste curtilage girl I have no hunger Only the greedy]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【“具”字里面到底有几个横?网友吵翻:细思极恐】今天,一个汉字的写法让不少网友争论不休,甚至细思极恐,感觉自己这么多年可能写了错字。——玩具的“具”,框框里到底是两横还是三横?看看网友怎么说↓↓tEPtpbr 那么,“具”字中间到底有几横? ​
[Inside the word with how many cross? Netizens had consider very fear 】 today, a Chinese character writing let many net friend debate, some even consider, may feel so many years wrote a typo. - toys , cross cross two or three are in the box? See a net friend say left left tEPtpbr so, in how many horizontal with word? ​]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷:
    #新舞林大会##刘维新舞林大会# 李小龙、葫芦娃、卡路里一连串热曲混搭,炫酷的舞技和幽默的剧情双在线,昨晚“爱鸭维”组合@刘维-Julius @谢文珂Ducky 的舞蹈串烧有木有戳中大家的嗨点呢![笑而不语]不管去留,都要感谢带给大家无限快乐的“爱鸭维”组合[米奇比心]tEPtpZoO ​
[# # # # new dance Liu Weixin dance Bruce lee, gourd dolls, calories a series of hot mix build, cool dancing and humorous drama online, love duck d portfolios @ liouvilles last night - Julius @ Ducky Ducky dance have spun in everybody hi point! smiling without a word, no matter whether thanks to bring unlimited happiness to you love duck d combination tEPtpZoO [mickey than heart]]

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈原来如此[允悲]@薄荷呀薄荷绿:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[Ha ha ha so [allow sad] o @ mint mint green ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #你啥看法#【男子赤脚横躺地铁座椅 乘客“默默”把鞋踢出车厢】日,一网友称,在天津地铁九号线,一男子赤脚横躺在座椅上,男子并未睡着。地铁上当时也站着很多人,该网友见男子始终毫无起来之意,便将男子鞋子踢出车厢。对此,有网友支持也有网友认为做法欠妥。(每日新报) ​
[# # what do you think what the man lay bare the subway seat passengers silently kick shoes 】, a net friend said, in tianjin metro line , a man lying on the seat, barefoot men did not fall asleep. Standing on the train was also a lot of people, the net friend to see a man always is up, then kick man shoes out of the car. To this, there are also net friend support net friend think it inappropriate. Daily (parent)]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【停不下来!女学员科目二考试 撞爆围墙冲出墙外】月日,广东佛山某科目二考场,一辆考试车失控冲向了围墙,整个围墙都被撞烂,车辆损毁严重!车头严重损毁轮胎几乎被撞掉,据在场的教练员反映这次考试是之前台风停考的补考。 当时驾驶这辆教练车的是一名女学员,在事故发生后,该学员竟然离开了现场. ...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 stop! Two female students subject exam bump wall blasting out of the wall] month day, a second test subjects in guangdong foshan, a test car is out of control to the wall, a whole wall were bruised, badly damaged vehicles! Car badly damaged tires almost knocked off, according to the presence of coaches to reflect this exam is a make-up exam before the typhoon stop test. Then drive the drivers Ed is a female students, after the accident, the students left the scene.... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国综艺教你如何快速消除饥饿感,避免吃太多零食夜宵...我这就去猛跑[允悲]tEPtKLFZ ​
[Island variety will teach you how to quickly eliminate hunger, avoid eating too much snack food taken late at night... I would go running this [allow sad] tEPtKLFZ]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

猫扑:
    【男子赤脚横躺地铁座椅 乘客“默默”把鞋踢出车厢】日,一网友称,在天津地铁九号线,一男子赤脚横躺在座椅上,男子并未睡着。地铁上当时也站着很多人,该网友见男子始终毫无起来之意,便将男子鞋子踢出车厢。对此,有网友支持也有网友认为做法欠妥。(每日新报)你怎么看? ​​​​
[The man lay bare the subway seat passengers silently kick the shoes 】, a net friend said, in tianjin metro line , a man lying on the seat, barefoot men did not fall asleep. Standing on the train was also a lot of people, the net friend to see a man always is up, then kick man shoes out of the car. To this, there are also net friend support net friend think it inappropriate. (daily parent) what do you think? ​​​​]

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巴曙松:
    [允悲]
[[allow sad]]

金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者

新浪新闻客户端:
    【电视台#采访致旅客漏乘续# 旅客回应:我已坐车回家】月日,广深港高铁开通,长沙电视台政法频道在当日上午进行了直播特别节目,节目中采访了一名搭乘长沙至香港首班高铁的乘客林先生,就在采访过程中,列车车门关闭。事后关于“电视台采访导致乘客没有上车”的话题也上了微博热搜,今天,林先生也...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 television interview to renew passengers missing a train # # passenger response I have to go home by bus] month day, connect Hong Kong high-speed opening, changsha television channel broadcast live in the same day morning special programs of political science and law, the show had an interview with a on changsha to Hong Kong first class high-speed passenger Lin, in the interview process, the train doors closed. Later on the topic of television interview cause no passengers get on the bus also on the microblogging hot search, today, Mr Lin also... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【路透社刘强东案报道:“他强迫我发生性关系”】日,路透社发文详细讲述了刘强东涉嫌强奸案,并曝光女主角聊天记录。记录中,该女子曾表示刘强东强迫与她发生性关系,自己表达“不愿意”,并要求朋友帮忙报警。而刘强东的一名律师则坚持他无罪,并会充分配合调查。聊天记录↓↓tEPtXsT ​
[[Reuters liu case he forced me to have sex 】, Reuters said liu alleged rape is described in detail, and exposed the heroine chats. Records, the woman has said liu forced to have sex with her, express not willing to yourself, and ask friends to call the police. While a lawyer liu insisted on his innocence, and will cooperate fully with the investigation. Left left tEPtXsT chat records]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小米手机:
    当青春无敌的#小米青春版#,遇见青春无敌的@你的小甜甜zY 十连拍,会是怎样的心动体验?明天上午 点全平台开售,等你来体验。tEPtXQQW ​
[When youth invincible youth version # # millet, meet the youth invincible @ you britney zY ten shoot, what move experience? Tomorrow morning at whole sale platform, waiting for you to experience. tEPtXQQW]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

玩转instagram:
    一只长得好像史努比的古牧,傻傻的样子好可爱~ ​
[Looks just a snoopys Old English sheepdog, silly looks so cute ~]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

冷笑话精选:
    不敢想象垃圾桶里的画面[笑cry] tEPwOf ​
[Cant imagine the dustbin of [laugh cry] tEPwOf picture]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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