2018年8月5日星期日

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何炅:
    青春芒果夜好嗨!有几个秀太赞,看傻了!今晚我们《明星大侦探》第四季被种草了,谢谢大家!另外主持人一不小心被坑,表情管理失败,对方解释说没想到会有这一题,在犹豫要不要原谅他…… ​​​
[The youth mango night good hi! So good, there are several show look stupid! Tonight we star big detective in the fourth quarter is grass, thank you! Other host carelessly by pit, expression management failure, explained the other party didnt expect to have this problem, in dont hesitate to forgive him... ​​​]


微博搞笑排行榜:
    女生问女生一个秘密,别的女生来回答一下 _______________________________ ​​​
[The girl asked the girl a secret, other girls to answer the _______________________________]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

张若昀:
    这世上发生的很多事情都很美妙,特别在今晚。 ​​​
[This happens a lot of things in the world is very beautiful, especially in tonight. ​​​]


Per Aspera Ad Astra 循此苦旅,以达天际。 工作邮箱:ruoyunwork@

王鹤棣_Dylan:
    今晚,非同小可[酷] ​​​
[Tonight, serious [cool]]


工作联系,王迪 mengyanghd@

张杰:
    今晚唱得还挺满意😁,不必担心,杰哥哥心里有数[酷]!PS鸟巢还有惊喜!
tRDPwBeM
tRDPyAj ​​​

[今晚唱得还挺满意😁,不必担心,杰哥哥心里有数[酷]! PS the birds nest and surprise! < br > tRDPwBeM < br > tRDPyAj]


工作请联络邮箱:jasonstudio@outlook

林俊杰:
    破萬,我們正在天津聖所演唱會!謝謝大家一路的支持和關注!

#jj林俊杰圣所世界巡回演唱会#

還有福利,敬請期待。。。 tRDPkyDU ​​​

[Broken, we are tianjin sanctuary concert! Thank you for the support and attention all the way! < br > < br > # # jj jj Lin world tour sanctuary < br > < br > and welfare, stay tuned... tRDPkyDU]


我是音乐狂人,生活追求者,艺术梦想家

田喜碧Hebe:
    要學魚兒一樣沉住氣才能在水裡自在悠遊啊!

#田馥甄[超话]##自己的房間##live in life##魚兒在自己的房間悠遊
#我在自己的房間準備睡覺
#晚安 ​​​

[To learn can relax in the water like fish swimming at ease! < br > < br > # Tian Fu zhen words [over] # # # # in my room live in life# # fish swimming in your own room < br > # I sleep in your own room to < br > # good night]


不時尬笑且節制的人生

郭德纲:
    德云社巡演,今晚杭州…[可爱] ​​​
[Devon community tour, hangzhou tonight... [lovely]]


珠丸之珍,雀不祈弹。
金鼎之贵,鱼不求烹。
富贵长生,天作主由不得我。
钢骨正气,我作主由不得天。

思想聚焦:
    有什么可以甜到男孩子的情话?

.你稍微记一下 我找你的时候就是爆炸想你 没找你的时候就是憋着在想你

.我一直觉得如果有机会
我应该是个合格的恋人
温柔大方善解人意之类的
但是一不小心太喜欢你了所以一切搞砸了
我成了幼稚又小心眼嫉妒心爆棚的讨厌鬼

.你是最好的,如果真有人比你好,我 ​​​

[What can I do sweet nothings to the boys? < br > < br >. You remember a little bit about the When I was looking for you is dont think youve find explosion is for you, hold you < br > < br > I have been think if the opportunity < br > < br > I should be a qualified lovers gentleness generous considerate like < br > but love you too much so all messed up < br > I was a naive and narrow-minded jealous at the nuisance < br > < br > you are the best, if someone than you and me]


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THEO-朱正廷:
    排练结束 尽情期待 有了你都不用化妆了!(因为你比我丑[污][污][污]) ​​​
[End of the rehearsal and looking forward to have you dont have to make up! (because you than I am ugly [pollution] [pollution] [pollution])]


视频之家:
    贷款 买房,利息怎么算?不要被忽悠了!李永乐老师讲等额本金和等额本息算法 。 tRDPpagx ​​​
[Interest on loans to buy a house, how to calculate? Dont be fooled! Siu dee teacher speak an equal principal and algorithm of principal and interest waiting for the forehead. tRDPpagx]


知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ:

跨界歌王:
    【王凯 歌王】[话筒]恭喜“磁音歌手”@王凯kkw 成为 #跨界歌王#总冠军,摘得「歌王」桂冠!与此同时他还获得「跨界歌王•QQ音乐人气王」称号,成为实至名归的双料歌王!让我们一起尽情地为他欢呼,为他鼓掌!!!#王凯跨界歌王#tRDPBxtc ​​​
[[wang star] [microphone] congratulations magnetic sound singer @ wang KKW to become a singer # # crossover championship, won the singer crown! At the same time he also received crossover singer, QQ music popular king the title, to become worthy of double star! Let us heartily cheered for him, for his applause!!!!!!!!!!! # # wang crossover singer tRDPBxtc]


《跨界歌王》官方微博

TF家族新生-马嘉祺:
    ..
每天的生活看起来都一样,但每过一段时间回头看发觉其实还是不一样的。下一个目标、下一个尝试、下一个下一个,其实都需要勇气和耐心,希望我可以一直一个接一个,也希望你们也能在自己的生活里一直找到感兴趣、有趣的事。🌙
tRDPnT ​​​

[.. < br > every day all look the same, but every once in a while look back found that in fact is not the same. The next target, the next attempt, next to the next, in fact all need courage and patience, I hope I can one by one, also hope you can also find in your life has been interested and interesting. 🌙
tRDPnT ​​​]



北京时代峰峻文化艺术发展有限公司签约练习生马嘉祺

整点电影:
    转发魏璎珞这个巴掌,它就会打在你仇人的脸上! ​​​
[Forward wei wreaths all this slap, it will play in your enemys face! ​​​]


订阅号ID:hizddy。最新资源、最有趣的电影评论,你想看的这里都有。

央视新闻:
    【别总说世界亏欠了你】世上有两样东西是别人抢不走的:一是读进大脑里的书,二是藏在心中的梦想。别总说世界亏欠了你,无论是谁,不管在哪里,梦想之花都能绽放光彩。关键是,你的梦想是什么?你为实现梦想做了什么?[加油] tRDPUKi ​​​
[【 dont always say that the world owes you 】 there are two things in the world is someone take dont walk one is read into the brain, it is hidden in the heart of the dream. Dont always say that the world owes you, no matter who, no matter where, can blossom glorious dream flower. The point is, whats your dream? What did you do to realize the dream? [oil] tRDPUKi]


“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    今晚吴亦凡的《Young OG》,拿下选手投票的公演第一,大家觉得怎么样?如果你来评分,十分制,吴制作人能拿多少。 tRDvRQK ​​​
[Wu queer Young OG tonight, take players vote at first, you think? If you have to score and ten , wu producers can take. tRDvRQK]


图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

人民日报:
    【夜读:你有多守时,就有多靠谱】无论对老朋友,还是陌生人,守时就是最大的礼貌。与目光短浅的人比,那些对自己的生活和事业有长远规划的人,在时间安排和行动上往往更明智。守时的人身上,由始至终散发着一种受人尊重的信任感,他们选择走在时间的前头,所以应对任何问题不慌不乱,游刃有余。 ​​​
[[night how much you punctual, there is more on 】 no matter for my old friend, or a stranger, punctuality is the greatest politeness. And short-sighted people than, those of his own life and career people with long-term planning, on schedule and actions tend to be more sensible. Punctual, always sending out a respected trust, they choose to go in the ahead of time, so to cope with any problem dont panic not random,. ​​​]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

首都一橘:
    #首都一橘在现场##朱一龙[超话]# 青春芒果夜群访
记者:“想问朱老师给自己的唱功打几分,今天表现的怎么样?”
朱一龙:“.分!我会去看了回放再说,第一次参加这种直播,有点紧张” tRDPREWW ​​​

[A orange in the # # # the capital Zhu Yilong [ultra words] # mango night youth group to visit < br > reporter want to ask Mr Zhu gave their own singing, performance today? , < br > Zhu Yilong. Points! I went to see the replay again, to participate in the live broadcast for the first time, a little bit nervous tRDPREWW]


爱的人很多。喜欢你才拍你。 传递娱乐圈正能量!(所有图文禁一切,二传注明出处) 合作电话: --邮箱:ad@happyjuzi

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    这儿,是北京!(by国家地理杂志) ​​​
[Here, its Beijing! (by national geographic magazine)]


直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

勺布斯:
    怎样才可以和自己爱的人,尽可能长久的在一起?
你一定听过不少关于这个问题的答案。大部分都是关于教你如何理解、倾听与陪伴。
这些都没错,可是假如你真的经历过,就会大约明白到,这些虽然是相处过程里很重要的事,但是假如你只做这些的话,那么最终的结局总也难免。
你该明白,感情并不是某种公式 ​​​

[How to love myself and the person, together for as long as possible? < br > you must have heard a lot about the answer to this question. Most of them are about to teach you how to understand, listen to and the company. < br > these are all right, but if you are really experienced, will understand that, about these though is getting along in the process is very important, but if you only do these, so the final end is always inevitable. < br > you should understand, feeling is not some kind of formula]


睡前一次轻阅读。合作请联系邮箱:wuliguohe@foxmail

韩国me2day:
    【SMTOWN】#RedVelvet[超话]# 夏日迷你专主打曲MV预告视频公开!!点击收获夏日仙女贝贝~[心] tRDPRSX ​​​
[# # SMTOWN 】 【 RedVelvet [ultra words] Summer special mini < Summer Magic > main song < Power Up > MV trailer video open!! Click on the summer fairy baby ~ [heart] tRDPRSX harvest]


联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

当时我就震惊了:
    留下你手机里最好看的一张照片。[来] ​​​
[Leave your cell phone is the most beautiful picture. [to]]


深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

天津股侠:
    刚回家,打开电脑看看行情,发现今天股市没跌,走势看明天大概率也不会跌。 ​​​
[Just go home, open a computer look at market, found that the stock market today didnt fall, see big probability also dont go tomorrow. ​​​]


新浪微博财经类自媒体人,年的股海沧桑,民间职业股票投资人.操作风格<超短线结合波段>微博是个人炒股日志,不做咨询、荐股,跟风者自负盈亏。

噗嗤大叔:
    忍一时越想越气,退一步越想越亏.... ​[二哈] tReoizE ​​​
[Endure more think more gas, step back more think more deficient... [two ha] tReoizE]


合作推广加qq :(噗嗤大叔商务) 公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

德卡先生的信箱:
    “注定要失去的东西藏着掖着也是守护不了的。” ​​​
[Is doomed to lose things hiding anything and guard. ​​​]


𐂂:寄存你想说的话/私信投递 · 参考置顶/禁二改禁商用 请尊重每一位作者和每一篇原创投稿 尊重这个平台

徐江故事会:
    今天,我们的中超联赛,发生了一件非常丑陋,不可原谅的事情!种族歧视的言语发生在这里,他让我们所有中国人蒙羞!
足球,不应该是这个样子!
我很难受!
对不起,登巴巴!
我们深爱的中国足球,今天伤害了你! ​​​

[Today, our Chinese super league, a very ugly happened, unforgivable things! The words of racial discrimination happens here, he let us all Chinese people to shame! < br > football, should not be like this! < br > I am very uncomfortable! < br > Im sorry, baba! < br > we love Chinese football, hurt you today! ​​​]


一本正经的胡说八道

微天下:
    【丹麦“面纱禁令”初实行 岁女子成为首个被罚者】在公共场所佩戴尼卡布(遮盖全脸,只露出眼睛的面纱)的禁令自本月日起在丹麦开始实行。昨天(日),一名岁女子成为了触犯该条禁令而被罚款的第一人。据悉,女子在商场拒绝他人要其摘掉面纱的要求,并发生争执。警察到达现场,在看过监控录像后 ​​​
[【 Denmarks ban on veil early years old woman became the first fined by 】 in public places wearing the niqab (cover the whole face, eyes only veil) ban started from the day of this month in Denmark. Yesterday (day), an old woman became the first man was fined for breaking the ban. It is understood that the woman refused to others at the mall for its claim to take off the veil, and a dispute. The police arrived at the scene, after seen surveillance video]


全天候的中国最大原创国际资讯平台,新浪新闻中心出品。提供新闻线索请发私信,或发邮件至microworlds@sina

中国日报:
    岁大猩猩Mama患了重病,不吃不喝默默等死,直到一位老朋友到访……它的反应把人看哭了!朋友,永远都是生命里最亮的一道光 [心]tRWzxDB ​​​
[Aged gorilla Mama had a serious illness, dont eat not to drink to die in silence, until an old friend visiting... Its reaction see people crying! Friend, will always be in my life the most bright light tRWzxDB [heart]]


CHINA DAILY《中国日报》在新时代,与你一起记录中国,点评世界。

这里是美国:
    【超火的天鹅臂训练,快速减手臂】塑造上肢优美体态,每天坚持分钟,两周显锁骨+治驼背+猥琐颈。动作一看就会,一定要坚持!tREcsq ​​​
[【 super fire swan arm training, rapid decrease arm] shape upper limb graceful posture, minutes every day, two weeks collarbone + cure kyphosis, wretched the neck. A look at will, must hold to! tREcsq]


环球网美国记者站,为您提供全面、权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱:usa@huanqiu

周杰伦中文网JayCn:
    每天坚持送一份!留言吧! ​​​
[Every day to send a! Leave a message! ​​​]


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新京报:
    【TED演讲| 行动指南:如何跳出舒适圈?】你想要减肥,想要学吉他,想要考研。。。可就是没办法下决心着手去做,因为这通常意味着要做一些你不擅长、不习惯甚至不愿意做的事,也就是无法跳出你的舒适圈。那么,我们该怎样做才能突破心理障碍、真正迈出那关键的一步呢?tRrdrS (TED君学演 ​​​
[【 TED talk | action guide how to jump out of the comfort zone? Do you want to lose weight, want to learn guitar, want to ones deceased father grind... But cant make up my mind to set out to do, because it usually means to do something you dont good at, not accustomed to, and even dont want to do, is also unable to jump out of your comfort zone. So, what can we do to break through the psychological barrier, really that a crucial step? Learn play tRrdrS (TED king]


一份以责任为灵魂的报纸;一份致力于记录时代步伐的报纸;一份进步、美好的报纸。新京报,品质源于责任。

Lee权哲:
    👸🏻早点🛏️💤。🌈[月亮]哦~晚安 ​​​
[👸🏻早点🛏️💤。 🌈[月亮]哦~晚安 ​​​]


Follow your heart

吴希泽-Caesar:
    今晚 想你想到快疯了 ​​​
[Think you think crazy tonight]


工作联系,王迪 mengyangxz@

新浪财经:
    【梅新育:贸易战升级 中国亿如何应对美国亿?】对中国来说,这场国运之战避无可避,不如积极应对。对外继续扩大开放,努力开拓美国之外的其他海外市场;对内坚定不移推动改革,培育广大的国内市场,努力化危为机。tRDPYOT ​​​
[【 mei xinyu, a trade war upgrade China million how to deal with us $? For China, the national war inevitable, as positive response. Foreign continued to expand the opening, the efforts to develop in other overseas markets outside the United States; Unswervingly promote reform and cultivate the vast domestic market, efforts to turn the crisis into opportunities. tRDPYOT]


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