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冷笑话精选：
时光流逝，年轻真好@沉迷游戏的阿泽续命源泉@恋爱不如买买买都是男神啊[心]@他只是个孩子啊感叹时光@吃瓜少女芒果酱都好帅哇[哆啦A梦吃惊]@求你叫我疯子多看这些可以延年益寿[二哈]
[As time goes by, its nice to be young @ addicting games source ze the lives o @ love than to buy buy buy are male god [heart] @ he is just A child! How time @ the melon girl mango paste are good handsome wow [doraemon surprised] @ please call me A madman see these can prolong life ,]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
#超级剧集天坑鹰猎# 华语乐坛天后那英@那英献声《天坑鹰猎》片尾曲，助攻张保庆@TFBOYS-王俊凯下天坑！天后，天坑里听雪国远方~
[# # super series tiankeng eagle hunters in Chinese music days na ying @ na ying voice tiankeng eagles hunt song, assists of ministry of @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang tiankeng! Days later, listening to snow country in tiankeng ~ far away]

优酷：
强强对决，神仙斗舞！有多少人和酷酷一样，看两位街舞大神@韩宇 @石头StOnEBoOg 在#新舞林大会# 正面杠上的时候，有没有仿佛一秒回到《这就是街舞》battle王争霸现场？重回当年的热血感觉，简直燃到爆[haha]！不过问题来了，你们怎么不带亮亮@胡浩亮Spark 玩[偷笑]？
tRFxCW
[Big, fairy dance! How many people are like cool, see two street dance great god StOnEBoOg @ hanyu @ stone on the new dance # # positive poles, is there any as if one second back on this is the street dance supremacy king of battle field? To return to the blood feeling, combustion to explosion (haha)! The problem comes, how dont you take a seaside @ Hu Haoliang Spark play [laughing]? tRFxCW]

当当李国庆：
几个魔术的秘密 tRFMmD
[A few magic secret tRFMmD]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

小野妹子学吐槽：
同一个世界，同一个梦想🙏
[同一个世界，同一个梦想🙏 ]

图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

平安北京：
#出行提示#年中非合作论坛北京峰会定于年月日至日在北京举行，为确保会议顺利进行,保障交通安全畅通，依据《中华人民共和国道路交通安全法》、《北京市实施〈中华人民共和国道路交通安全法〉办法》的有关规定，决定自年月日至月日时活动结束，对相关活动现场及周边道路分时、分段...全文： m.weibo
[Travel tip # # years Beijing summit of the china-africa cooperation BBS is due to (date) (month) (year) to be held in Beijing, in order to ensure the meeting go smoothly, ensure the traffic safety, on the basis of the law of the Peoples Republic of China on road traffic safety , Beijing implementing < > the law of the Peoples Republic of China road traffic safety measures of the relevant provisions of the decision in (date) (month) (year) to the end of the activity, the relevant event and the surrounding road time-sharing,... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博，在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

小浪同学爱吐槽：
【《香蜜》总制片人炮轰编剧写得烂否认邓伦不敬业】近日，《香蜜沉沉烬如霜》总制片人刘宁炮轰编剧张鸢盎团队的集剧本“润玉戏更多”、“写成那个烂样子”，主角人设不正常，更甩出剧本称“真的假不了”，并否认了#邓伦#在拍摄期间常请假导致男二被加戏的传闻。[吃瓜]
[【 the fragrant honey producer always shelling writers write denied Deng Lun bad not dedicated 】 recently, fragrant honey heavy grains such as frost producer liu ning always shelling writers zhang ang the kite team set the script embellish jade play more, wrote that bad appearance, character set is not normal people, more out of the script says not really , and denied the # # Deng Lun during filming two added play often leave lead to men. [eat the melon]]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

天猫：
想知道@飘柔Rejoice 全球代言人@TFBOYS-王俊凯今天在#天猫全明星计划#视频中拿手的小面怎么做？现在就由本喵为你送上食谱！响应王俊凯的理想倡议，一碗小面，也要吃得讲究！带话题#王俊凯理想的认真派#转发本微博并在评论区写下你对美食的爱，与王俊凯一起认真生活！
[Want to know the @ Rejoice Rejoice global spokesperson @ TFBOYS - chun-kai wang Today in the # # Tmall all-star plan video specialty of small face how to do? Now by the meow on recipes for you! Ideal response chun-kai wang initiative, a small bowl of noodles, also pay attention to eat. Bring forward topic # # chun-kai wang ideal seriously sent this weibo and write your love of food in the comments section, together with the chun-kai wang serious life! ]

天猫，阿里巴巴集团旗下网站，亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验：tmall 【客服电话】

新浪新闻客户端：
月日起内地居民可全国范围异地换补出入境证件[话筒][话筒][话筒]
[Month within mainland residents may nationwide long-distance fill in the entry and exit certificate [microphone] [microphone] [microphone]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车：
[话筒]@微博辟谣 #微博辟谣# 视频报警、短信报警均不靠谱，正确方法还是拨打！[话筒]
[[] phone @ weibo rumours # weibo rumours # video alarm, SMS alarm are unreliable, right way or call! [microphone]]

新鲜的汽车资讯；快速的新车报道；全面的车型数据；及时的车型报价；丰富的汽车活动。

汽车之家：
#论坛精选日报#【颜值一下打动我后红旗H选车记】从车展订车到提车，只花了三天。之前从没买轿车的打算，开的车一直都是SUV。而红旗H是去年车展在网上看到的，这颜值一下子打动了我，当时就想拥有它。而且对比配置，在同级别中也是翘楚。不过内饰还是推荐大家买实用的黑色，我也不喜欢这个木纹的内...全文： m.weibo
[# # BBS of hits daily 【 appearance level once struck me after the red flag H car 】 remember from auto show ordering to the car, took only three days. Before never plan to buy cars, car has been a SUV. And the red flag H is auto show you read on the Internet last year, the level of appearance suddenly moved me, when you want to have it. And compare the configuration, is best in the same level. But practical interior or recommend buy black, I also dont like the wood grain in... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷：
#想不到这么酷##李易峰[超话]# 快来感受一下来自男神的快乐与震惊[二哈]万万没想到#这就是灌篮[超话]# 还是一个宝藏综艺[坏笑]看来，要认真的截截表情包了[米奇比心]
[# think so cool words [over] # # # li yi peak from male god come and feel the happy and shocked ha] [two # wildest dreams thats dunk [ultra words] # or a treasure variety [laugh] view, have to be serious pieces of expression pack [mickey than heart]]

猫扑：
【伤残军人欲优先购票被拒还遭怼福州回应：向旅客道歉】近日，福建福鼎车站一伤残军人欲依法享受自己购票优先权时，被购票窗口一男性售票员怼“当兵有什么了不起的？”一女性工作人员解释车站未设军人优先窗口，请军人排队购票。@福州车务段回应：已向该旅客道歉，对售票员和客运值班员进行了严肃的...全文： m.weibo
[The wounded to enjoy priority in buying was messenger Dui fuzhou response apologize to passengers 】 recently, fujian fuding station a wounded to enjoy their tickets in accordance with the priorities, a male is the ticket window ticket agent Dui soldiers have what fantastic? A female staff member to explain the station have a military priority window, please soldiers lined up to buy tickets. @ fuzhou train operation depot response have to apologize to the passengers, on the conductor and passenger attendant serious... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选：
哈哈哈可怕可怕@文科班校花酱性感黑猫在线挨打@yan_yt风起了@刘大大大大大脸哈哈哈哈哈@万事屋纸纸酱哈哈哈哈哈哈哈过来挨打@正义的喵藏君@月下兔爷花前醉Tuyear[允悲]@二次元种草机高手过招
[Ha ha ha terrible terrible @ liberal arts class online campus flower sauce sexy black cat beaten @ yan_yt wind up @ liu greatly greatly big face ha ha ha ha ha @ all the house of paper paper jam ha ha ha ha ha ha ha come and beaten @ justice meow @ Tibetan king month before connect rabbit ye flower drunk Tuyear [allow sad] @ secondary yuan grass machine superior training]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！

优酷：
朱一龙摸头杀朱一龙唇语 #朱一龙[超话]# #想不到这么酷# 今日小编要挂人！！没错就是你们这群美丽可爱又聪明还非常贴心的小笼包们，你们怎么可以这么优秀！这都是什么神仙图片！虽说饭随爱豆，你们就一定要这么优秀吗！你们让小编这个只会吃小笼包的怎么活！[舔屏]
[Zhu Yilong touching someone kill Zhu Yilong lip # Zhu Yilong [ultra words] # # # surprisingly so cool today small make up to hang people!! Yes is your this group of lovely and beautiful clever also very sweet small steamed bun, how can you so good! What is this fairy images! Although rice with beans love, you must be so good! You let small make up this will only eat a small steamed bun how to live! [lick screen]]

小浪同学爱吐槽：
小姑娘打扮的太成熟，大婶保养得又很年轻，所以我只能喊谁都是姐！[允悲]
[Aunt girl dress too mature, maintenance is also very young, so I can only shout who is elder sister! [allow sad]]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。

优酷：
#电视剧武动乾坤# 男人追剧VS女人追剧，果然是两种完全不同的生物啊[摊手]是男人就看集！
[# # show arms move heaven and earth men chase play VS women chase play, it was two different creatures [stand hand] is men are watching! ]

优酷：
#新舞林大会# 娱乐圈三位“伦”字辈舞者强势来袭，究竟谁能C位出道、炸翻舞林？！是酷炫无敌的@邓伦、深情十足的@任嘉伦Allen 还是“妩媚动人”@盛一伦？不敢相信他们曾是舞蹈黑洞的酷酷决定全部pick并再看一遍[爱你]！
tRFNst
[# # new dance entertainment three Aaron word generation dancers a strong hit, who can C a debut, roll over so you think? ! That is cool and invincible @ Deng Lun, deep feeling of @ Ren Jialun Allen or charming @ put an Aaron? Cant believe they have been dancing cool decided to pick all of black holes and [love] you again! tRFNst]

刘彦斌：
炒股就是赌博，是愿赌服输，而不是怨天尤人！
[Fry is gambling, is the original, rather than being bitter! ]

新浪新闻客户端：
【又一金！蒋文文蒋婷婷获得花样游泳双人冠军[鼓掌]】#印尼亚运会#花样游泳双人项目，中国选手蒋文文蒋婷婷在今天的自由自选动作中发挥出极高水准，获得.分，加上昨天技术自选动作的得分，两人以总分.分夺得冠军！转起祝贺！tRFhXuu @CCTV
[Another gold! [Jiang Wenwen Margaret synchronized swimming doubles championship [applause.]] # # synchronized swimming duets Indonesia the Asian games, Chinese athletes Jiang Wenwen Margaret in todays play extremely high levels of free voluntary. Points, combined with technology of voluntary score yesterday, two people in total. Points and win the champion! Turn up the congratulations! TRFhXuu @ China central television (CCTV)]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

优酷：
#是男人就看集# 性感软妹来袭！公主#张天爱[超话]# 、仙女#王丽坤[超话]# 、魔女#柳岩[超话]# 齐开撩，酥糯可口[心][心]快收下这份武动乾坤的甜蜜诱惑
[# # is man look sexy soft sister come! Fairy princess # flora ultra words #, # li-kun wang [ultra words] # #, siren Ada [ultra words] # open liao qi, crisp delicious delicious [heart] [heart] sweet temptation quickly accepted the force moving things around]

汽车之家：
#家家新闻##奔驰GLB#【年国产的座SUV 奔驰GLB国内谍照】日前，我们从相关渠道获得了一组梅赛德斯-奔驰GLB在国内的路试谍照，新车将于年海外正式发布，并于年在北京奔驰国产。新车定位于一款紧凑型座SUV，动力方面，预计将搭载.T和.T发动机。 tRFyXtR
[# every news # # Mercedes GLB# 【 years domestic SUV Mercedes GLB domestic spy 】 recently, we from the relevant channels to obtain a set of mercedes-benz GLB in domestic road test photos, new car will be officially released in years overseas, and from Beijing Benz in in domestic. New car in a compact SUV, motivation, is expected to pick up.. T and T engine. tRFyXtR]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务，以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容，多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者，是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

新浪汽车：
#大V侃车# 我们知道一辆车的诞生要经历很久，从草图设计、外观内饰调整、新车长测等诸多环节之后，才能呈现在我们面前。可这草图是从哪儿来的呢，其实很多车型都是从最开始的概念车慢慢演变而成的，那么今天咱们就来聊聊那些让人垂涎欲滴的概念车。@李楠说道 tRkDZDJM
[# # big V kan car we know that the birth of a car to go for a long time, from the sketch design, exterior trim after adjustment, a lot of link such as new conductor measured, can appear in front of us. Can this sketch from where, in fact many models from initial concept car descended slowly, so today well talk about those who let a person lick ones chaps concept car. @ misia tRkDZDJM said]

新鲜的汽车资讯；快速的新车报道；全面的车型数据；及时的车型报价；丰富的汽车活动。

猫扑：
#总有温暖在身边#你是否有留意，身边那些不期而遇的温暖？生活中的温暖会让你更加热爱生活，今天是#万和周年# 纪念日，小扑与万和君一起传播正能量，向“温暖”致以最真的微笑。关注@猫扑 @万和电气带话题转发本微博，说出你遇见过的最温暖人心的小事，月日抽人送扫地机！地机！...全文： m.weibo
[# # is always warm in side whether you have noticed, beside those unexpected warmth? Warm in life will make you more love life, today is # and # anniversary, little robot with and jun spread positive energy, the most really smile to warm. Forward focus @ mop @ and electric belt issue this weibo, say what you have met the most warm the heart of things, date of smoking people send sweeping machine! Machine! ... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷：
#超级剧集天坑鹰猎# @演员文淇菜瓜眼神里透露的倔强，骨子里释放的反抗，就是天坑女孩绝不认命的标签！心疼菜瓜身负重担、心事重重，二鼻子以后可让你姐少操点心吧！
tRFLJ
[# super series tiankeng eagle hunting # @ actor Wen Qi melons eyes revealed the stubborn, bones release resistance, is tiankeng girl never appointed label! Love melons with heavy burden, preoccupied, two nose lets you elder sister hold dessert less! tRFLJ]

刘彦斌：
谁认为大盘见底了，谁就使劲买！我认为大盘没有见底，我什么也不买！如果我踏空了，我认命！
[Who think the market bottom, he tried to buy! I dont think the market is bottoming out, I dont buy anything! If I go, I accept! ]

新沐sunshine：
转发
[forwarding]

凡心所向，素履所往，生如逆旅，一苇以航

新浪新闻客户端：
@福州车务段回应：已向该旅客道歉
[@ fuzhou train operation depot response have to apologize to the passengers]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车：
#车展就看车# #新车情报局[超话]# 【百公里加速仅秒！奥迪PB e-tron正式亮相】这才是纯电动超跑[doge] 👉三电机动力系统总功率马力，在特殊情况下其可提升至马力的最大功率，官方预计这款车百公里加速秒多。此外，其配备的kW·h电池可以使其续航里程达到公里。
[#车展就看车# #新车情报局[超话]# 【百公里加速仅秒！奥迪PB e-tron正式亮相】这才是纯电动超跑[doge] 👉三电机动力系统总功率马力，在特殊情况下其可提升至马力的最大功率，官方预计这款车百公里加速秒多。 In addition, it is equipped with kW · h battery can make its reach km range. ]

新鲜的汽车资讯；快速的新车报道；全面的车型数据；及时的车型报价；丰富的汽车活动。

微博汽车：
【因丈夫没回答问题，夫妻高速上停车吵架，非要争出输赢[笑cry]】
妻子：这是香河吗
丈夫：废什么话，那不写着香河北
妻子：为什么叫香河北啊
丈夫：......
近日，河北高速交警巡逻时，发现一辆车在停车道内走走停停。经了解，夫妻二人打算到香河看房子，因不熟悉道路两人互相抱怨，丈夫将行驶中的车熄...全文： m.weibo
[【 because her husband didnt answer the question, husband and wife on the high-speed stop quarrel, to win the argument [laugh cry]] wife is this a xianghe husband waste anything, that dont write perfume hebei wife why call sweet hebei husband... recently, hebei highway police patrol, found a car in the parking a stop-and-go within the tao. Through the understanding, the couple is going to xianghe see house, because of not familiar with two people to each other complain, her husband will drive the car out... The full text m. eibo]

这个官微有意思，有车没车不重要，带你装逼带你飞

丑女达人：
爱无妨淡泊，只愿长久！～香蜜沉沉
[Indifferent to love just as well, only wish for a long time! ~ the heavy of fragrant honey]

兵来将挡，水来土掩，天塌下来老公扛！

小浪同学爱吐槽：
说国内地名好笑的，请大家品品加拿大人民的起名水准！这个街、那个街、另一个街......[笑cry]（撸撸joker）
[Said the domestic place name funny, please springtime delights canadians named level! The street, the street, another street... [laughing cry] (lu lu joker)]

国事家事天下事，事事关心。