2018年8月27日星期一

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    新垣结衣在最新广告中扮演幼儿园老师,抱着萌萌哒小朋友的Gakki也萌到爆表...老婆将来和我生娃之后大概就是这样吧![爱你]tRFvL ​
[New walls and the clothes on the latest advertising plays a kindergarten teacher, holding a cute kid Gakki is of extraordinary... The wife and baby I was born in the future after probably is such! Love you [] tRFvL]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    平凡生活中哪件小事,让你收获满满的幸福感 _________________________________ ​​​
[Which things in the ordinary life, let you harvest happiness full _________________________________]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#当SUV热潮已过您还会选购SUV么? ​
[# # good night family when the SUV boom has passed you will choose and buy SUV? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

ZAKER:
    #深夜ZAKER# 你可以不去扎人,但身上必须有刺  —— 马德 ​
[# ZAKER# late at night you can not go to people, but the body must have thorn, Madeleine]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

卢健生:
    有用,转!
[Useful, turn!]

Z CAM, CEO

顶尖设计:
    英国艺术家Olivia Kemp 在旅行中获取的创作灵感 ​
[British artist Olivia Kemp in travel for creative inspiration]

职业搬砖,业余设计。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #天猫超级品类日# #一起来举爪# 不管是高冷脸还是傲娇脸,为喵主子升级喵粮,让喵主子给你一张最萌的脸~ 
tRkrgNYg ​

[Cat # day super category, # # # for claw together whether high cold face or spoiled face, to upgrade meow meow master food, let meow master give you a face of most ~ < br > tRkrgNYg]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

卢健生:
    上海万象城囍鳳樓,怀旧粤式酒家风格怀旧点心,有五、六十年代高级酒楼才做的鲍汁鸭脚扎,超赞!烧卖馅手切不是机器搅诚意十足,可惜虾饺不是我心目中最好的。不过其他炸俩、牛杂、卤水拼盘及白糖糕芝麻卷,都是水准之上。北京温特莱中心也开了一家,什么时候到深圳开一家呢? tRTWjrnE ​
[Shanghai vientiane city various phoenix floor, nostalgic nostalgia cantonese restaurant style dim sum, there are five, s senior restaurant do bao sauce duck feet, great! Bread filling hand cut not machines until the sincerity, but shrimp dumplings is not the best in my mind. But other Fried, beef offal, brine platter, and two white sugar cake sesame rolls, is above par. Beijing lai center also opened a winter, open a what time to shenzhen? tRTWjrnE]

Z CAM, CEO

微博搞笑排行榜:
    暖!!@_甜甜圈和:我要马着 没事看两眼沙雕网友有啥要求,满足一下嘻嘻@一只开心的傻猪猪:沙雕网友真好我也想要!!!
[Warm!!!!! @ _ donuts and I want the horse to be ok see two eyes sand netizens have what requirements, meet the xi xi @ a happy silly pig sand net friend is really good I also want!!!!!!!!!!!]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

冷笑话精选:
    #天猫超级品类日##一起来举爪#我宣誓,人喵平等,从喵粮升级开始!等等,这个喵粮看起来有点美味啊,主子我能尝一口吗 tRkrgNYg ​
[# Tmall super category, # # # I pledge for claw together, meow equality, meow food upgrade from the beginning! And so on, the meow food looks a little delicious ah, I can taste it tRkrgNYg master]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【#单身久了被撩一下#】你单身多久了?来聊聊单身久了突然被撩一下是什么样的体验?真心希望大家都能找到属于自己的另一半[给你小心心] ​
[Single long been snatched my # # 】 【 how long have you been single? To talk about being single for a long time was suddenly pulled me is what kind of experience? Sincerely hope that everyone can find their own the other half [give you heart carefully]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#最不容易分手的恋爱模式#】今天这组漫画突然火了,这种相处模式大概是大部分情侣的写照了。你认为#最不容易分手的恋爱模式#是什么?你和TA之间有什么特别的相处方式呢?评论来分享![给你小心心] ​
[【 the most not easy to break up the love pattern # #] came to a sudden fire today the images, the portrayal of this get along mode is probably most couples. Do you think is the most not easy to break up the love pattern # #? Whats so special about the tension between you and TA way? Comments to share! [give you a careful heart]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

星巴克北京:
    作为本季的颜值兼实力担当#星冰乐杯系列#。你想让它变身成为街头风十足的椰林果趣挎包杯,越夜越美丽的草莓星冰乐杯,凉凉抹茶制冰杯,还是走路也会带风的玫瑰香葡萄星冰乐杯? ​
[As the appearance of the season level and strength as # # frappuccino cup series. You want to let it become the streets wind real fun bag cup coconut trees fruit, the night the beautiful strawberry frappuccino cups, cool ice tea cup, or walking will take Muscat grape frappuccino cups of the wind? ​]

星巴克咖啡公司成立于年,始终致力于商业道德采购并烘焙世界上最优质的阿拉比卡咖啡豆。四十年间,门店遍布全球的星巴克已经成为世界上首屈一指的专业咖啡烘焙商和零售商。

一块去旅行:
    进城啦~风沙好大
在火人节有一个入场仪式
会有一群人在车门等你 给你一个大大的拥抱
然后要求你在沙地上打滚一圈 敲钟
这样你就成为了burner了
I am a burner now! tRqUNq ​

[City ~ sand great < br > in the burning man is an entrance < br > there will be a group of people in the door waiting for you to give you a big hug < br > and then ask you to roll in the sand Bell < br > so that you become the buner < br > I am a buner now! tRqUNq]

我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

猫扑:
    #猫扑头条# 【“滴滴交流群”内辱骂遇害女孩引发民愤 网警将其依法拘留】乐清女孩滴滴顺风车遇害案案发后,QQ昵称为“深圳-没车”的网民在千余人的“深圳滴滴交流群”QQ群中发表侮辱遇害女孩的言论,声称“穿那么风骚,不强奸你强奸谁啊”、“年就年,出来我还强奸它”等等,该言论立即引发网民愤慨...全文: m.weibo ​
[# mop headlines # 【 drops communication group of abusive murdered girl cause anger Internet police have detained it 】 yueqing girl drops off dead case was found, the QQ nickname as shenzhen - dont have a car in thousands of netizens shenzhen drops communication group of insult was killed girls comments in the QQ group, claims that who wear so coquettish, dont rape rape you ah, years years, I still rape it and so on, the comments immediately trigger netizens anger... The full text m. eibo]

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李开复:
    一个AI 写诗,一个AI 能读“懂”诗,另一个AI 可以配图,还有一个能写歌配乐。齐活了[偷笑]
[An AI write poetry, a AI can understand poems, another AI can be illustrated, and a soundtrack can write songs. Qi lived [laugh]]

创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【村姑教你如何制造爆款!农妇追热剧写万+文案,收入超上海平均工资[吃惊]】济南商河一个小农村里,一群留守农妇组团自媒体写作。她们通过刷最新的剧,撰写一些比较简单的娱乐内容,然后将文章放到一个自己研发的原创文章检测系统里,如果在系统里没发现内容重复,没有违反平台和政府的规定,就可以...全文: m.weibo ​
[The village to teach you how to make hot style! Ladies chase hot drama writing + copywriter, revenues in excess of the average wage in Shanghai [surprised]] jinan shanghe a small village, a group of left-behind women group since the media writing. They brush through the latest drama, write some simple entertainment content, and then put the articles in a detection system research and development of original article, if not found in system content repeat, no violation of the provisions of the platform and the government, you can... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

孙燕姿:
    哇赛~团队都来了!🤣 ​
[Wow game ~ team is coming! 🤣 ​]

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#狂野的内心,保时捷 款 GT RS .T~ ​
[Welfare # # night wild heart, porsche GT RS. T ~]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #想不到这么酷# #刷完这条就睡觉#你的老公让我问问你,为什么还不睡??
#易烊千玺[超话]# #王俊凯[超话]# #邓伦[超话]# #杨洋[超话]# #刘昊然[超话]# #屈楚萧[超话]#
Ps:都夸小编我截的一手好图,还不是因为你老公长的那么好看~ ​

[Brush # surprisingly so cool # # the # sleep your husband let me ask you, why dont sleep?? < br > # Jackson [ultra words] # # chun-kai wang [ultra words] # # Deng Lun [ultra words] # # Yang Yang [ultra words] # # Liu Haoran [ultra words] # # QuChu xiao [ultra words] # < br > Ps all kua small make up I have the skill of cutting is flush, not just because of your husband long so beautiful ~]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【大二女生协助“公检法”团伙完成“特殊任务”,骗走名老人百多万】伍某是广东某高校大二学生,上个月底,她接到自称“公检法”人员的电话,被对方以“涉诈骗案”为由,要求她以“协勤员”的身份去“帮助”受骗老人方可洗白。伍某竟深信不疑,骗走三位老人两百多万元。tRkkqj ​
[【 sophomore female support minor gang special task, cheated out of the old man more than hundred 】 o is a college sophomore, guangdong late last month, she got a call from the claim to be minor personnel, are each other to for fraud, said, asking her to warden status to help deceived the old man can wash white. O unexpectedly, three old man cheated him out of more than two hundred ten thousand yuan. tRkkqj]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【青岛一辅导机构老师虐童 体罚幼童做上百个深蹲视频曝光[怒骂]】月日,多名家长爆料称,山东青岛一幼儿辅导机构教师用讲鬼故事的方式吓哭幼童,回家后幼童出现尿床、噩梦、贴着墙根走路等反常行为。随后大量体罚、打骂幼童视频曝光,有幼童被要求做上百个深蹲。tRkFJqv ​
[【 Qingdao a counseling agency teacher abuse corporal punishment children doing hundreds of the squat video exposure [denounced]] month day, many parents revealed that, shandong Qingdao a counseling agency teachers usingd cry children, home after young children enuresis, nightmares, stick the anomalous behavior such as a foot to walk. Then a lot of corporal punishment, abuse children video exposure, there are hundreds of young children were asked to do squats. tRkFJqv]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #香蜜沉沉烬如霜# 来自魔族的召唤你听到了吗?鎏英公主 @陈钰琪Yukee 在优酷星驾到等你呢,要提问的快举手🙋,戳:
tRksHBrL 还有机会拿签名好礼哦~
tRksHBr ​

[# # fragrant honey heavy grains such as cream from the inferno summons you hear that? LiuYingGongZhu @陈钰琪Yukee 在优酷星驾到等你呢,要提问的快举手🙋,戳:
tRksHBrL 还有机会拿签名好礼哦~
tRksHBr ​]


南方都市报:
    [汗]
[[Mr Khan]]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

小野妹子学吐槽:
    疯狂脱发@我是我们村最帅的人:穷困潦倒@一捆冰淇淋ice:要开学了@又柚·:减不下肥@草莓酸奶小甜心:长得太丑
[Crazy hair loss @ I am the most handsome man our village impoverished @ a bundle of ice cream ice to open the @ pomelo, again more than fat reduction @ strawberry yoghurt sweetheart grow too ugly]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 【公安部:提升交管服务便利化 满足群众新需求】近日,公安部印发关于深化“放管服”改革的文件,推行项提升交管服务的新举措。月日起,车辆年检将简化办理手续,可网上办理,S店上牌费或成历史。[鼓掌]tRksjyB ​
[Travel life # # the ministry of public security to improve traffic facilitation services Meet the new demand 】 recently, the ministry of public security issued by the file on deepening the reform of pipes, introduce new measures to improve traffic service. Month, vehicle inspection will simplify formalities, can online, S shop ShangPaiFei or history. [applause.] tRksjyB]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:中金:外资将如何改变A股?》中金:外资将如何改变A股?原创:王汉锋李求索中金点睛今天A股大门已经敞开,外资有望成为A股最大持股机构类别。外资可能给A股带来的改变包括:选股偏价值、质优tRksWNqX ​
[Published the post reprinted cicc foreign capital will be how to change A shares? Cicc foreign capital will be how to change A shares? Original Wang Hanfeng searchs cicc li nods eyeball today a-share door is open, foreign investment is expected to become the largest shareholding a-share category. Foreign capital can bring the change of A shares include choose A partial value, high quality tRksWNqX]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

新沐sunshine:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

但斌:
    发表了博文《转载:中国最佳私募证券投资基金经理TOP榜单出炉|表》中国最佳私募证券投资基金经理TOP榜单出炉|表--新浪查看原文新浪财经讯月日消tRksBw ​
[Published the post reprinted China best private securities investment fund managers TOP list released | table of China best private securities investment fund managers TOP list released | table - sina sina finance and economics news, check the original tRksBw elimination]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【捞出杀空姐司机遗体救援队起诉滴滴 要求兑现百万奖励】#女孩乘滴滴顺风车遇害#后,滴滴被扒出将三个月前空姐遇害的致歉信删除。曾打捞出杀害空姐的滴滴顺风车刘振华遗体的郑州红十字水上义务救援队,日正式向郑州开发区人民法院递交民事起诉书,要求滴滴公司按照悬赏公告内容,兑现奖励。(澎湃) ​
[【 remove to kill the stewardess driver remains a rescue team to prosecute Demanding in million reward 】 take drops off dead # # girl, drops will be pulled out three months ago, a flight attendant was killed apology to delete. Had pulled out the killing of a flight attendant drops off the remains of liu zhengzhou the water of the Red Cross of compulsory rescue team, officially submit to zhengzhou development zone of the peoples court of the civil lawsuit, demand drops company according to the announcement, reward for cash rewards. (those)]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #邓伦新舞林大会# 被凤凰虐了一天的灯芯女孩们,快来投入#新舞林大会# 的怀抱吧。看着穿上纯白西装的@邓伦 跳舞,真的可以治愈心灵忘记烦恼,仿佛踩点狂魔上身的舞者伦超帅!反正酷酷已经默默收藏了,睡不着的时候就拿出来刷,反正刷个十七八遍就能甜甜睡着了[睡]
tRksCi ​

[# # Deng Lun new dance by the phoenix abuse a day of the wick and girls, come on into the arms of new dance # #. Look at wear white suit @ Deng Lun dancing, really can heal the heart forget trouble, as if checking slasher upper body of the dancers super handsome! Anyway cool has quietly collection, cant sleep when I was out and brush, brush a seventeen times anyway can asleep, sweet [sleep] < br > tRksCi]

猫扑:
    【滴滴快车司机缺失右手,已接单近四百起】月日,陕西西安。市民常先生乘车时遇一缺失右手的滴滴快车司机,司机两月接近四百单。司机称,车主系妹妹,自己注册时未被要求查看身体情况。滴滴客服称将对其罚款。tRkFSlXR ​
[【 drops express drivers missing hand, meet the list has nearly four hundred] month day, xi an. Citizens Mr. Chang to meet one missing right drops express the driver, the driver two months nearly four hundred list. Driver, said the owner is a younger sister, when you register have not been asked to see the body. Customer service said to its fine drops. tRkFSlXR]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【山东寿光洪灾里的四个问号!央视记者直奔灾区只求一个真相!】天之内,山东寿光市先后经历次台风,遭遇年有记录以来最大降雨。漫堤决口,村庄农田被淹、蔬菜大棚坍塌、养殖场冲毁。与此同时,社会上、网络上对于当地政府采取的救援措施,产生了许多质疑的声音。真相在这里!...全文: m.weibo ​
[The shandong shouguang flooding in four question mark! CCTV reporter headed to the disaster area only one truth!] Day, shandong shouguang successively experience typhoons, suffer biggest rain since records began. Flood dike burst, the village of farmland flooded, vegetable greenhouses collapsed, farms are washed out. At the same time, the society, the network of the rescue measures taken by the local government has produced many questions. The truth is here! ... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小野妹子学吐槽:
    群雄逐鹿勇者胜!都是真男人,谁怵谁?光说不练嘴把式,场上见真章,
#不服来斗# !抓紧加入互动,为城市助威,赢 #这就是灌篮# 嘉年华门票! tRkHqgzv ​

[Highlighting the brave wins! Are true men, who afraid who? All talk mouth fantasy, destined, < br > # # refuses to fight! To join the interactive, cheer for the city, win # # thats dunk carnival tickets! tRkHqgzv]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

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