冷笑话精选:
当别人说你“怎么一点小事就生那么大气,至于吗”,你就给他看这张图。保存下来了[ok]
[When someone says you how so angry on, as to it, you will give him a look at this picture. Saved [ok]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
冷笑话精选:
干了这碗鸡汤
[Did this bowl of chicken soup]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
新浪汽车:
【车展就看车 猜车赢元奖金[来]】看图猜车型,提示:在竞速界它是让众车吃灰的狠角色[并不简单]。带话题#车展就看车#转发本微博,说出答案,月日抽位答对的朋友送元京东卡!如果你关注#成都车展#新车,一眼就能看穿答案~[嘻嘻]@微博抽奖平台
[【 auto show car is a car guess win yuan money [to] 】 the picture guess models, tip it is to let the car in the racing world eat grey tiger [] are not simple. Bring forward topic is car # # motor show this weibo, tell the answer, February nd pumping a right friend send yuan jingdong card! If you look at # # new car, chengdu motor show at a glance can see through the answer ~ (hee hee) @ weibo lucky draw platform]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑:
【最和谐事故处理方式[允悲]两车刮蹭后#车主猜拳定赔偿金额#】日,四川成都两车发生刮蹭。黑色轿车车主承认是他的责任。出租司机要求赔偿元,黑色轿车车主说元。僵持一段时间后,黑色轿车车主提议划拳决定,可出租司机不怎么会,后来两人改成剪刀石头布。tRFYsSz
[The most harmonious accident handlingallow sad after two car scratches # # owner mora fixed compensation 】, chengdu, sichuan province two car has scratches. Black car owner admitted that his responsibility. Taxi drivers demanded compensation yuan, black car owner said yuan. Deadlock after a period of time, the black car owners proposal building-would decision, can rent the driver not how, then two people into a stone scissors cloth. tRFYsSz]
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李开复:
[偷笑][偷笑]转给大家,一起开心
[[laughing] [laughing] to everybody, happy together]
创新工场CEO,媒体联系:press@chuangxin
新浪新闻客户端:
教科书耍赖当事人黄淑芬否认事发后转移财产:房和车都是女儿的!
[Play to depend on the textbook shu-fen huang denied after the transfer of property house and car are daughter!]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【#黄淑芬回应教科书式耍赖#否认事发后转移财产:我没钱,房和车都是女儿的】赵勇在微博中指责黄淑芬在事发第二个月买房买车转移财产。黄淑芬解释称:房与车都是女儿的财产,且购买房子是年支付的首付款,年正式签订合同;女儿新买的车,是因为当时旧车被扣,考虑女儿安全问题才借钱买新车。...全文: m.weibo
[The textbook play to depend on # # shu-fen huang response deny that after the transfer of property I have no money, house and car are daughter] zhao yong in weibo accused shu-fen huang in the second month of buying homes and cars. Shu-fen huang explains house and car are the property of the daughter, and buying a house is to pay down payment, signed a formal contract; Daughter bought a new car, because the old car was clasp, considering daughter safe problem to borrow money to buy a new car. ... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
汽车之家:
“媳妇是私有的但汽车可以共享;不是赶潮流后就喜欢,务实范才是我们专属style”-汽车之家后用户大数据报告带你读懂后的汽车世界。
[Daughter-in-law is private cars can be Shared; Not at all like after, pragmatic fan is our exclusive style car home after the user with large data report with after you read and understand the world. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
当当李国庆:
电商平台,从收入构成到交易环节,不是网络媒体,早该购物中心对待!都不该按小商品批发市场对待。连带责任都轻了,就该是全部责任,然后是平台和商家另行解决。而不是让顾客再和单个商家打交道。
电商法拟改平台“连带责任”为“相应补充责任” 为谁护法?
tRFtiDKk
[Electric business platform, from the incomes to trade links, is not the network media, as early as the shopping center! Should treat by small commodity wholesale market. The joint and several liability all light, its full responsibility, and then the platform and business solution separately. Rather than let the customer to deal with individual businesses. < br > < br > electricity joint and several liability is one of the commercial law is proposed to change the corresponding supplementary liability for whom the dharma? < br > tRFtiDKk]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
微博汽车:
#成都车展# 心疼锐界,明明哪儿都不差,怎么就是看不到努力的它?!
[# # love edge, chengdu motor show clearly where is not bad, is how to see to it? !]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【后班主任#一年拆散对学生情侣# 老师:我应该在车底,不应该看到你们有多甜蜜[doge]】宋老师是浙江一名后高中班主任,之前,多次遇见三对自己班的情侣。有一对提出教育后依然我行我素,无奈之下,宋老师又是谈话,又是通知家长,“如果他们一直低调的话,我也就当没看到了。但在学校里太高调了还...全文: m.weibo
[【 after the teacher in charge # # a year apart lovers to the student teacher I should be in the car, should not see how much you sweet [doge]] song is zhejiang after a high school teacher in charge teacher, before, many times to meet three couples of his own class. Have a pair of education is put forward, I persisted.caught, song teacher and talk, and notify the parents, if they keep a low profile, I would be when I cant see. But in the school is too high... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
平安北京:
【男子故意扔钱提醒路人 同伙趁其低头光速行窃】近日,西安邱女士在一路边摊吃凉皮时,两名小偷经过邱女士身边,其中一人迅速在地上扔了元钱并拍了两下受害者后背,提醒她钱掉了。另一同伙在其转身低头捡钱之际,迅速将桌上手机拿走,整个作案过程仅十几秒。tRFZGft
[The man intentionally throwing money reminded passers-by Associates while its bend light steal 】 recently, Ms. Qiu in xian in a roadside stall when eating liangpi, two thieves pass ms qiu, one quickly put the meta money on the floor and took back under the two victims, remind her money away. Another partner in its turned to lower the head to pick it out, quickly will phone on the table away and the crime process just seconds. tRFZGft]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
微博汽车:
#成都车展# 不知道为什么,想到要拼这么多块,手指尖有点麻[允悲]
[# # dont know why, chengdu motor show a little thought to spell so many pieces, the tips of your fingers hempallow sad]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端:
【西安环卫工生存现状调查:罚款名目多 罚多罚少没依据】远有“以克论净”,再有“数烟头罚款”,近有“撒烟头拍照”,今年以来西安环卫工多次因热点事件登上热搜榜。华商网近日兵分六路,随机采访了名西安环卫工。数据显示:这人平均年龄.岁;日均工作.小时,极少休假;月收入.元,仅...全文: m.weibo
[The xi an municipal workers survival present situation investigation fine items no more penalty imposed less basis 】 far in grams net, and number of cigarette butts fines, almost photo and cigarette butts, since this year the xi an municipal workers many times because of the hot issues on hot search list. Chinese net mulling six-way recently, random interview of xi an municipal workers. Data show that the average age of the man.; Average daily work hours, rarely leave; Monthly income. Yuan, only... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车:
#车展热点# 这是什么情况,被什么砸到了吗?看样子本田今晚没得睡了,钣金的师傅快来吧[吃瓜](via.@章程是谁 )
[Hot # # motor show this is what circumstance, be what to hit? It looks like the Honda have no sleep tonight, sheet metal master come [to eat the melon] (who is via. @ the articles of association)]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
猫扑:
【德阳安医生丈夫回应:觉得妻子被辱打了孩子 对方到单位闹】德阳安医生卷入舆论漩涡后自杀,其丈夫乔先生回忆称,妻子游泳时被男孩侮辱,他按了下男孩并打了耳光。之后妻子在更衣室被对方打。次日对方到他和妻子单位闹事,要求将两人双开。网上出现大量单方说法报道,妻子数次大哭,还说想回老家。最...全文: m.weibo
[[deyang Ann doctor husband responded think his wife was beaten by insulting children each other to unit 】 deyang Ann doctor in past suicide, after her husband Joe, recalls Mr Wife swimming when the boys insult, he pushed the boy and gave a slap in the face. After his wife in the locker room by the other party. The next day, the other party to the trouble, he and his wife unit requirements will double open two people. Appear a large number of unilateral reported online, wife cried several times, also said that want to go home. The most... The full text m. eibo]
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优酷:
#酷酷日爆社# #王俊凯[超话]# 今天晚上该做什么不用小编说了吧,保庆哥哥下天坑的事屯子里都传开了,今晚!优酷!#超级剧集天坑鹰猎[超话]#!锁死了!#想不到这么酷#
[# cool day blasting club # # chun-kai wang [ultra words] # tonight what should you do when you dont have to say small make up the, protect their brother village eh were spread under tiankeng, tonight! Youku! # super series [ultra words] # tiankeng eagle hunted. Lock! # # surprisingly so cool]
优酷:
#电视剧武动乾坤# 良心特效再次上线[给你小心心]大荒古碑震撼大场面,武学星空,视觉盛宴[赞]林动#杨洋[超话]# 也要升级出大招了哟,大荒囚天手来惹~
tRFZAia
tRFZwYeo
[# # show arms move heaven and earth conscience effects onlinegive you heart carefully again big HuangGu tablet shock scenes, martial sky, visual feast [who] Lin, Yang Yang, a dynamic # [ultra words] # also make the big moves to upgrade yo, wild day at hand to make ~ < br > tRFZAia < br > tRFZwYeo]
新浪新闻客户端:
【还原昆山龙哥:当初纹身时“老痛了”,但就是喜欢】月日,江苏昆山,一宝马车因抢道与电动车车主发生争执,宝马车主持刀追砍反被砍身亡。宝马车主人称“龙哥”,其邻居告诉梨视频:龙哥酷爱纹身,但当时我问他纹身痛不痛,他回答说:“老痛啦,但就是喜欢。”tRFtArG
[When the reduction in kunshan longge tattoo old pain, but is like month, kunshan, jiangsu province, a BMW for hog arguing with electric car owners, BMW owner cut by knife after chop down dead. BMW owner said longge, the neighbour told pear video longge love tattoo, but when I asked his tattoo hurt, he replied old pain, but just love. tRFtArG]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
刘彦斌:
谁认识这个人?
[Who know this man?]
巴曙松:
再转今天评论:还以为自己是镰刀?不过是比较宽的韭菜
[To comment today still thinks he is a sickle? But is relatively wide leeks]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
新浪汽车:
#车展就看车# 【成都车展探馆 吉利缤瑞实车亮相】成都车展开幕前夕,前方探馆同事拍到了吉利全新紧凑型车——缤瑞,新车基于吉利自主研发的BMA紧凑型车模块打造,定位更加年轻运动。采用了家族式设计元素,搭载.T和.T两款发动机。你觉得卖多少钱合适呢?[思考]
[# # auto show is the car the chengdu auto show pavilion Geely bean rui real vehicle appearance 】 chengdu motor show begins on the eve of the forward agent pavilion colleagues captured geely brand new compact car - bean, independent research and development of new car based on geelys BMA compact module, positioning younger movement. Adopted the design elements of family, carrying. T and. T two engines. How much do you think for the right? [thinking]]
新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。
汽车之家:
恭喜@木子去哪儿 等名用户获得【东南DX车模】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 -tRoCZZpo对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRFtLyK
[Congratulations teil @ where users so as to obtain the southeast DX models 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRFtLyK]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
超级剧集#媚者无疆# 最幸福的莫过于想念的人出现在身边,为晚媚@李一桐Q 折返姽婳城的长安@屈楚萧 冲过去紧紧抱住了晚媚,晚安cp党再次找到了精神家园[并不简单]
tRFUPbPN
[Super series # # mei person without the most happiness is miss people appeared in the side, late to mei @ Li Yitong Q turn-back Gui Hua city changan @ QuChu shaw rushed over to hug the night mei good night cp party again find spiritual home isnt a simple [] < br > tRFUPbPN]
汽车之家:
虽然类似的事故不希望发生,但是处理的方法值得mark~
[Although similar accident dont want to happen, but processing method to mark ~]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
小米手机:
点赞过,我去怂恿@小米MIX 的小编画个埃及艳后妆给你们看 [doge]@小米MIX敦煌壁画的经典配色,照耀古埃及千年翡翠色的艺术之美。
[Thumb up, I went to encourage @ millet MIX small make up pictures to show you a cleopatra makeup [doge] @ the classic color of millet MIX dunhuang murals, over one thousand jade color of ancient Egypt art beauty.]
探索黑科技,为发烧而生。
猫扑:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
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南方都市报:
#治咳嗽找潘高寿#枇杷膏因清热润肺,自古就被用于缓解咳嗽,连霸屏大热剧《延禧攻略》都不时可见枇杷膏的“身影”。但咳嗽需分成因,对症用药才科学。马上就进入秋冬,想要过得舒服,日常的润肺养肺更不容忽视,潘高寿蜜炼川贝枇杷膏了解一下~
[# # to find pan old cough become pipagao in due to heat runfei, since ancient times is used to relieve a cough, hot streak screen show the delay jubilee strategy are visible from time to time become pipagao in shadow. But cough should be divided into, suit the medicine to science. Immediately into the autumn and winter, want to be comfortable, daily runfei lung more nots allow to ignore, pan old honey refined fritillary bulb become pipagao in know the ~]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
但斌:
转:今天下午,成都奔驰车撞了出租车,出租车索要修车费,而奔驰车主只愿出,最后划拳决定,结果出租车赢了,获赔。这才是和谐社会!😝 tRFtZis
[ this afternoon, chengdu Mercedes hit a taxi, a taxi for repair fee, and the owner was willing to, finally building-would decision, the taxi win, maintaining. This is the harmonious society! 😝 tRFtZis ]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
微博位置:
#值得去# 放慢脚步在塔河湾浴场(旅顺南路)发发呆,都那么让人惬意![微风][微风][微风]图片来源:昵称怎么全被占用啊,我不是超人也不会飞啊......#大连·塔河湾浴场(旅顺南路)[地点]# tzbN
[# # to slow down the tower bay bathing daydreaming lvshun south road, so comfortable! [wind] [wind] [wind] image nickname how fully occupied ah, Im not superman wouldnt fly...... # dalian, river beaches (lvshun south road) [place] # tzbN]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
微博位置:
年月日 点分左右,油尖旺区尖沙咀偶遇明星郑恺,详细内容请点击 tRFtzkEu
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, yau tsim mong district, Tsim Sha Tsui meet stars Ryan, details please click tRFtzkEu]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
优酷:
#新舞林大会##任嘉伦新舞林大会#不管换什么BGM都能跟上节奏slay全场,两个“踩点狂魔”的称号@任嘉伦Allen @韩宇可不是随便叫叫的。[嘻嘻] 这个视频酷酷大概也就看了一百遍而已~tRFtzdRq
[New dance # # # # Ren Jialun new dance no matter in what can keep up with the rhythm slay whole BGM, two checking slasher @ Ren Jialun Allen @ hanyu is not just call. This video (hee hee) cool probably just seen it one hundred times ~ tRFtzdRq]
汽车之家:
#全民问战 成都车展#五天,有没有get到很多料?有没有不过瘾?是不是还有很多问题没问?不用怕!
没有机会给你直面车企了,有问题也憋着!哈哈哈哈,皮一下就是这么开心。追不上我吧!我就是这么强大!
安慰下网友们受伤的心灵,没有跟我们开车到城市边缘的朋友们,点下图,看回放!
拜了个拜!(最后...全文: m.weibo
[# # universal asked war chengdu auto show, five days to get a lot of material? Have not enough? Is there a lot of problems didnt ask? Dont be afraid! < br > no chance to give you face to face with the car companies, there is a problem also hold! Ha ha ha ha, it is so happy. Dont catch me! I am so strong! < br > comfort the injured heart, netizens not to drive with us to the edge of the city, my friends, point below, see the replay! < br > thanks to a worship! (the last... The full text m. eibo]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
新浪新闻客户端:
#美食时刻#韭菜盒子这么做,好吃不说,省时省力,很是快手!
[# # food moments leek box to do so delicious things, time, very quickly! ]
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