2018年8月27日星期一

Tweeting on location, in a cold place to leave your warm story. Complaints Suggestions at fujia@sta

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,北京市朝阳区奥林匹克公园中心区偶遇明星黄渤,详细内容请点击 tRkggSVM ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, the chaoyang district of Beijing Olympic park central area encounter star Huang Bo, details please click tRkggSVM]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    没睡的来玩!
[Didnt sleep to play!]

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天猫:
    不好意思各位喵粉们,我们已于今日凌晨点暂停了#全球喵粉团#的客运中转站,目前被移出的部分喵粉还可以有机会光速加入新组tRkj(安利长草各种天猫好货),另还有大量名额的是:tRklOqmq(非猫奴汪粉不建议进),以下组就看有无欧气挤进的是:tRklOqm,...全文: m.weibo ​
[Sorry you meow powder, point in the early hours of today morning we have suspended the global meow glutinous rice dough # # passenger transport hub, is being removed part of the miaos powder can also have the opportunity to the speed of light to join the new group tRkj (grass in amway various Tmall good), the other is there are a lot of places tRklOqmq (not a cat slave wang powder into is not recommended), the following set is for the gas into tRklOqm,... The full text m. eibo]

天猫,阿里巴巴集团旗下网站,亚洲领先的网上商城。开始体验 :tmall 【客服电话】

刘彦斌:
    机构既然喜欢白马股,就让他们都买下来吧!如果他们真的喜欢,最好的方法就是私有化,一辈子不卖!否则就是假喜欢! ​
[Institutions since like a white horse, let they all buy it! If they really like, the best way is private, lifetime dont sell! Otherwise it is false love! ​]

新浪汽车:
    #汽车趣图# 你有你的保时捷,我有我的大五菱,不是很快,就是小姐姐多[doge] ​
[# # on car do you have your porsche, I have my big wuling, not soon, is little sister many [doge]]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论区是现在网上少有的,能站在男生角度,让男生发出心声的。女孩子们看看,做个参考。
[Comments section is now one of the few online, can stand the boy side, let the boys voice. The girls look, make a reference.]

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刘彦斌:
    高房价,严重影响了国民的幸福感、影响了消费升级、增加了实体经济的负担,影响了经济的健康发展! ​
[High house prices, which seriously affected the national happiness, has affected the consumption upgrade, increase the burden of the real economy, affected the healthy development of the economy. ​]

刘彦斌:
    制造业是立国之本!我说的是具有自主知识产权的制造业,而不是靠来料加工! ​
[Manufacturing is founding this! I said is the manufacturing industry with independent intellectual property rights, rather than rely on processing! ​]

刘彦斌:
    一个国家的经济,一定不是靠盖房子才能强大的! ​
[A countrys economy, must not by building a house can be powerful! ​]

猫扑:
    #猫扑晚安# 这就是别人问我#你为什么从来不发全身照#的原因[允悲] ​
[# # # mop evening this is someone ask me why you never send full-length photo # [allow sad]]

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刘彦斌:
    房产税一定会开征!房价也一定会下跌! ​
[The property tax will be imposed. Prices will fall! ​]

刘彦斌:
    伴随着货币紧缩,房地产的黄金时代即将过去了! ​
[With monetary tightening, the golden age of real estate is the past! ​]

汽车之家:
    #晚安家人#你现在开的是什么车型?开的感受如何? ​
[# # good night family open what models you now? The feeling of the open? ​]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    女生恋爱时,必须知道哪些小常识 ___________________________________ ​​​​
[Small girl fall in love, must know what common sense ___________________________________]

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刘彦斌:
    货币的潮水正在退去,我们可以看看是谁在光着屁股跑! ​
[Monetary tide is receding and we can see who is naked run! ​]

猫扑:
    .!苏炳添打破赛会纪录夺冠!为中国速度点赞!(CCTV)tRkgUX ​
[.! Su Bing add to break the record title! For the Chinese speed point of praise! (CCTV) tRkgUX]

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南方都市报:
    深圳从未止步
[Shenzhen has never stopped]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

猫扑:
    #猫扑段子# 妹子玩刀有点厉害[允悲] tRkgLMZ ​
[# # mop jokes sister play knife is a bit bad [allow sad] tRkgLMZ]

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卢健生:
    我不觉得没有电吸门有什么大问题~@墨尔本庞帆这得是多喜欢在车里工作的人才能买这货啊??我看吉利股价还得跌……@老蘇老了李舒服的专车吧?@李伟龙-lwl这真是逼格满满啊……
[I dont think there is no electric suction door have what big problem ~ @ PangFan in Melbourne it is more like to work in the car to buy this goods?? I see geelys share price had to fall... @ old Li Shu Sue was a suit of car? @ wei-long li - LWL it was pretend bility full...]

Z CAM, CEO

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【养宠物前爸妈的变化】大型真香现场。。。[doge][笑cry]一网友发博吐槽妈妈养猫前后的变化,不少网友纷纷表示自家父母也上演过同样的剧情!你的爸妈有没有被可爱的猫猫狗狗俘获?评论来晒图!tRkmlvQr ​
[Large pets before parents change 】 【 really sweet spot... [doge] [laugh cry] a netizen hair bo poking fun at the change of the before and after the mother cat, many people have expressed their parents also had the same story! Did your mom and dad was captured by the lovely cats and dogs? Comments to print! tRkmlvQr]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【亚运会AOV中国队挺进总决赛![威武]】日,#年雅加达亚运会# 表演项目电竞拉开帷幕。王者荣耀国际版(AOV)率先展开争夺。中国队在首战-击败泰国队;第二轮中国团队以-轻取中国台北队;第三轮,中国团队-战胜越南挺进总决赛!赛后教练受访表示,大家团结就能赢![haha]tRkdQBV ​
[The Asian games, AOV Chinese team into the finals! [power]], # # in the Asian games in Jakarta performances e-sports began. King glory international edition (AOV) was the first to compete for. The Chinese team in game - beat Thailand; The second round of the Chinese team to - Chinese Taipei, the only; The third round, the Chinese team - beat Vietnam into the finals! Coach surveyed said after the game, everyone together to win! (haha) tRkdQBV]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车:
    #交通万象#【不交钱不放车!宝马遇上天价拖车费,公里花元】月日,河南商丘,一宝马车发生故障,经宝马总部推荐一家拖车公司并说明是免费性的,结果没想到拖行公里却被索要元费用,且不交钱就不放车。迫于无奈,车主只好妥协。车主表示:在拖车时,他们并没有说明收费标准,且公里索要如...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # traffic vientiane 【 dont make money not to put car! Meets trucking fee for BMW, km flower yuan 】 month day, henan shangqiu, a BMW fails, the BMW headquarters to recommend a trailer and is free of charge, the results did not think of dragged km has been demanding yuan fee, and dont make money dont put the car. Forced, owners have to compromise. Owner said in the trailer, they did not charge standard, km for as... The full text m. eibo]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

edc陳冠希:
    成都
高級高級
[嘻嘻] ​

[成都高级高级< br > < br >[可]]

International nomad

玩转instagram:
    插画师 Dina Odess 描绘了“一屋两人三餐四季”的美好场景,真实又甜蜜! ​​​​
[Illustrator Dina Odess depicts the three square meals a house two seasons beautiful scene, real and sweet! ​​​​]

带你玩转最美妙最有趣的instagram~(品牌合作请私信,提供简介,谢谢!)

微博搞笑排行榜:
    睡着了吗?来对明天的你说一句话 _________________________________
#今晚睡好一点#@慕思寝具tRkBnBD ​

[Asleep? To you say a word about tomorrow _________________________________ < br > # sleep better # @ mousse bedding tRkBnBD tonight]

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猫扑:
    【中韩游泳冲突,日本网友站中国:#韩国就会夸大其词#,四处控诉[摊手]】雅加达亚运会,中韩游泳选手冲突引发日媒关注,而大部分的日本网友都在质疑韩国选手。“看起来像韩国在故意挑衅”;“他们就会夸大其词地四处控诉”;“我认为不应该只听韩国方面的说辞,中国选手的解释也想听一听”。[并不简单]...全文: m.weibo ​
[Conflict [swim to China and South Korea, Japan, the net friend standing in China # # South Korea will be exaggerated, accused [stand hand]] around the Asian games in Jakarta, China and South Korea swimmers conflict caused Japanese media attention, and most of Japans netizens are questioning the south Korean players. Looks like Korea deliberately provocative; Theyll exaggeration to charges around; I think that should not only listen to South Korea, the interpretation of the Chinese players also want to hear. [] are not simple... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【外来务工人员子女被安置到重点小学遭名校家长反对 校方:会设“隔离门”[费解]】月日起,因校舍被腾退,苏州多名外来务工人员子女被安排到附近公办重点小学,遭重点小学众多家长反对:让非学区的学生抢占了公立学校的资源。对此,校方表示,会用铁栅栏等加以“隔离”,独立管理。(澎湃新闻) ​...全文: m.weibo ​
[The migrant children are placed into the elementary school parents objected to the school will set isolation [difficult]] month, because of school buildings were went back, suzhou many migrant children are arranged to the nearby public key primary school, was the key primary school many parents objected let the school students resources to grab the public schools. To this, the school said, such as grating to be used isolation, independent management. (those)... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

ZAKER:
    【路虎车主全国维权,呼吁“远离路虎,珍爱生命”】 路虎车主全国维权,呼吁“远离路虎,珍爱生命” tRkdFpty ​
[The land rover owners rights across the country, calling for away from the land rover, cherish life 】 land rover owners national rights, calling for away from the land rover, cherish life tRkdFpty]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#千呼万唤始出来,宝马全新Z. ​
[# # night welfare sprung to BMW new z.]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

优酷:
    #想不到这么酷# #刷完这条就睡觉# 睡不着的小编二刷了几集“畜牧业三角恋”,总觉得旭凤#邓伦[超话]#变身这一幕似曾相识,今天终于想起来了~ ​
[Brush # surprisingly so cool # # the # went to bed to sleep small make up two brush a few sets of animal husbandry love triangle, always feel that xu feng # Deng Lun [ultra words] # change this scene of deja vu, today finally remembered ~]

冷笑话精选:
    喜欢的人不喜欢自己,是一种什么样体验 ​
[Of the person you like dont like myself, is a kind of what kind of experience]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【岁#女童被拐小时后获救#头发遭剃光 母亲:嫌疑人带孙女诱骗孩子】月日时许,岁女童悦悦在云南宣威市西河桥附近走丢,家长立即报警求助。民警调查后确定为恶性拐卖儿童事件,经过小时努力,警方最终在曲靖火车站附近某宾馆找到被拐的悦悦,孩子体表无外伤,原来的长发已被剃成光头。悦悦母亲...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # at the age of girls rescued abducted hour # hair were shaven Mother suspect take granddaughter lure children 】 June PM, old girl yueyue in yunnan xuanwei wandered off near the west river crossing, parents immediately report to the police for help. After police investigation identified as malignant child trafficking events, after hours of hard work, the police finally found in qujing a hotel near the train station abducted yueyue, children surface without trauma, long hair has been cut into original bald. Yueyue mother... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    是他@·-_-·:成龙同款? tRkdYJE
[Is he @ -_ -, ChengLongTong payment? tRkdYJE]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

蔡依林:
    還是有認真唱歌啊~
[回收是有认真唱歌啊~]

冷笑话精选:
    说出来你可能不信,我的微信里只有腾讯新闻会关心我。 ​
[Say it you may not believe, my micro letter only tencent news will care about me. ​]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

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