2018年8月26日星期日

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国一位推主为自家奥特曼织了一件传说中“杀死处男”的魅惑开背毛衣...确实杀伤力极强呢[害羞] ​​​
[Island a push for their Lord altman made a legend to kill a virgin the charm of the open back sweater... Really strong lethality? (shy)]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    @我和贱人的狗血经历太甜了叭@_-未书-_ 啊 甜掉牙了 老夫的少女心!
[@ my blood and bitch dog experience too sweet beep @ _ - books - _ Sweet tooth girl of the old heart!]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

新浪新闻客户端:
    【“刀塔”国际邀请赛 中国LGD战队获得亚军】今天,加拿大温哥华“刀塔”电子竞技国际邀请赛,中国LGD战队与北美赛区OG战队之间展开冠军争夺战。最终,中国LGD战队鏖战场比赛个小时,以胜负获得亚军。主办方宣布,年“刀塔”电子竞技国际邀请赛将在上海举行。明年,上海,加油![拳头]...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 knife tower international invitational Chinese LGD team runner-up 】 today, vancouver, Canada knife tower esports international invitational, LGD team in China and North America division between OG team championship. Eventually, Chinese hours LGD team fighting games, to win the runner-up. The organizers announced that knife tower esports international invitational tournament will be held in Shanghai. Next year, the Shanghai, come on! [fist]... The full text m. eibo]

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汽车之家:
    #家家用车养车# 【防爆胎的终结者 马牌自修补黑科技亮相】轮胎又被钉子扎了!这已经是这个月第二次了。这是每个开车人永远躲不开的必修课,难道对于这个老大难问题,就没有更加完善的原厂解决方案么?随着大陆集团技术体验日的举办,我们终于看到了那个嚷嚷了很久誓言要消灭“钉子户”的黑科技。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # every car maintain a 【 explosion-proof tyres terminator Continental tire repaired since black technology appearance 】 was nail! This is the second time this month. This is every man always hide not to open the course of driving, dont to this problem, there is no more perfect original solution? With experience, hold continental technology, we finally saw the rang rang for a long time is vowing to eliminate nail households black science and technology. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    #天猫鲜粉节# 只等每月日天猫生鲜粉丝节收获一波大大的福利,你们离精致生活只差破壁机和压力锅了,那么这的生鲜基金我就收下啦~
[Fresh powder section # # days the cat cat, etc, days per month fresh fan section to harvest a wave of big benefits, you break up from a refined, sophisticated life wall machine and the pressure cooker, so I ha ~ this fresh funds]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

冷笑话精选:
    →_→@空青Wan:还好,在生命的最后一秒,吻到你了
[> _ > @ empty qing Wan well, in the last second of life, a kiss to you]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

ZAKER:
    山西某学校食堂是这样放醋的,先干为敬吧[跪了] ​
[Shanxi some school canteen is put vinegar, so lets do for worship] [kneeling]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

Aria大雯:
    赠人玫瑰,手有余香。我在“紧急驰援潍坊洪灾”项目捐款成功!@微公益tRknJceu ​
[Send person rose, the hand have lingering fragrance. I was in the emergency rescue of weifang flooding project donations to success! @ micro public welfare tRknJceu]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【高德地图顺风车已下线 客服称:为保证乘客安全】就在今日(月日),高德地图的顺风车业务已经下线。点开高德地图发现,在屏幕右边的功能表中,之前的功能区尚有的“顺风车”服务一栏已看不到了。除此之外,打车、路况、共享单车功能依然存在。tRkdMMy ​
[Scott map lift has been offline customer service said in order to ensure passenger safety 】 today (June ), Scott map lift business has been rolled off the production line. PM on the map of gold found that function in the table on the right side of the screen, before the function is the free ride service have see the box. In addition, take a taxi, road conditions, share the bike function is still there. tRkdMMy]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    #女孩乘滴滴顺风车遇害#【受害人遇害前被迫向嫌疑人微信转账多元】警方介绍,事发时,嫌疑人上山后将受害人捆绑,然后开始问她要钱。因受害人没有多少现金,嫌疑人提出要受害人微信转账,结果山上信号不好,嫌疑人又将车开回山脚,然后受害人通过微信转账,给了他多元钱。tRkdioz ​
[Take drops off dead # # girl was forced to suspect before the victim was killed WeChat transfer multiple 】 the police, when the incident, the suspect went to bind the victim, then began asking her for money. Because the victims dont have much money, the suspect offered to the victim micro letter transfer, results the signal is bad, the suspect will drive back to the bottom, then the victim by micro letter transfer, gave him the money. tRkdioz]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    【#乐清民警给受害姑娘的信#:对不起,破了案却没救回你[泪]】月日,岁乐清姑娘小赵被顺风车司机钟某杀害。一条鲜活生命在如花一样的年纪凋零,看了#滴滴遇害女孩微博#,令人悲恸唏嘘。月日凌晨,在这个雨夜,一位民警在深夜为受害姑娘写下了一封信: ​
[【 # # yueqing civilian police to hurt the girls letter Im sorry, broke the case didnt save you [tears]] month day, age of yueqing girl xiao zhao zhong mou by lift driver killed. A life in the flower the same age and decay, weibo # # drops dead girl, a grief sigh. Day in the morning, in the rainy night, a policeman in the middle of the night to hurt the girl wrote a letter,]

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微博星座:
    #心动的感觉# 八月的最后一周,你会有一笔意外之财进帐哦[思考] ​
[# # move of feeling the last week of August, you will have a windfall in oh [thinking]]

微博星座命理官方微博

知乎:
    #知乎视界[超话]# @美食台foodvideo :「米粉真是一种万人迷的食材,做成什么样都超好吃。特别是这款台州炒米粉,蔬菜辅料与米粉的完美结合,让人忍不住吃两碗(大晚上的一碗就住口了吧!)」👉tRkdaQJ tRkaGKC ​
[[ultra words] # @ # zhihu horizon food foodvideo rice noodles is a kind of irresistible ingredients, make what super tasty. Especially the taizhou Fried rice noodles, vegetables excipients and the perfect combination of rice noodles, let a person cannot help to eat two bowls of (a bowl of big night just shut up!) 👉tRkdaQJ tRkaGKC ​]

发现更大的世界

优酷:
    #电视剧古剑奇谭二# #古剑二大结局# “人世间,从来不是靠正义,而是靠强大的实力才能生存下去。”来自流月城瞳的哲学思考[并不简单]@郭品超Dylan ​
[# series DLC, tan # # # DLC finale in the world, is never rely on justice, but by the formidable strength to survive. From the flow around the philosophical thinking of the pupil [] are not simple @ Dylan kuo Dylan]

ZAKER:
    【乘坐滴滴遇害女孩曾向嫌犯转元】警方介绍,事发时,嫌疑人上山后将受害人捆绑,然后开始问她要钱。因受害人没有多少现金,嫌疑人提出要受害人微信转账,结果山上信号不好,嫌疑人又将车开回山脚,然后受害人通过微信转账,给了他多元钱。 tRkdXlpT ​
[【 take drops dead girl who turn the suspect yuan 】 the police, when the incident, the suspect went to bind the victim, then began asking her for money. Because the victims dont have much money, the suspect offered to the victim micro letter transfer, results the signal is bad, the suspect will drive back to the bottom, then the victim by micro letter transfer, gave him the money. tRkdXlpT]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

卢健生:
    @ZCAM E微型电影机,配个WARAXE战斧定制兔笼,专业不? ​
[@ ZCAM E miniature motion-picture machine, match a WARAXE tomahawk custom rabbit cage, professional? ​]

Z CAM, CEO

新浪新闻客户端:
    【哈尔滨大火死亡人数升至人 将严肃处理责任人】月日,哈尔滨市政府就“.”火灾举行第二次新闻发布会,哈尔滨市政府首席新闻发言人、政府秘书长方政辉介绍,救援人员经过搜救,在坍塌部分最底部又发现一名遇难者。截至目前,火灾事故共导致人死亡。(新京报)tRkdoQ ​
[Harbin fire death toll rose to people Will be treated as serious responsible 】 June , the Harbin city government , fire a second news conference, the Harbin city governments chief spokesman, government secretary general mantra fai, rescue workers after the rescue, collapsed in a part of the bottom and found a victim. So far, the fire accident cause deaths. TRkdoQ (Beijing)]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

平安北京:
    【四人辱骂民警,三人自首一人在逃】月日,山东枣庄的董某某发生交通事故。当晚与董某某共同饮酒的名男子闻讯赶来。这名“仗义”的朋友对民警及围观群众一通辱骂,并拍摄视频上传网络,社会影响恶劣。月日,其中人迫于压力主动投案自首,在逃的名涉案人员孔某则被列为网上逃犯!网友:别看你...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 surrendered four people abused police, three people a man on the loose 】 month day, shandong zaozhuang Dong Mou a traffic accident. Night together with Dong Mou a man rushed to drinking. The battle righteousness friend to the police and spectators a reproach, and shooting video upload network, bad social influence. In people under pressure, while the initiative, surrendered, on those involved in the name of the hole a fugitive is listed as a net! Net friend dont look at you... The full text m. eibo]

这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。

新浪汽车:
    #车展就看车# #车圈话题# 这辆大G高估了自己,[doge]你们有过一样被困住的经历吗?[吃瓜] ​
[Is a car # # # motor show circle topic # the big G overestimated himself, [doge] you have ever experienced as trapped? [eat the melon]]

新鲜的汽车资讯; 快速的新车报道; 全面的车型数据; 及时的车型报价; 丰富的汽车活动。

angelababy:
    很开心可以和@刘岩 老师一起合作,tRkdJx ! ​
[Very happy can cooperation with @ cloud-l teacher, tRkdJx! ​]

一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱:abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail

优酷:
    #新舞林大会##angelababy新舞林大会# 从来不怕出错,只怕从未爱过。哎呀,错了错了,是练过![笑而不语]其实酷酷只是想告诉每一位热爱舞蹈的童鞋,舞蹈从不是曲高和寡,而是想跳就跳,就像baby@angelababy 一样,如果没有尝试又哪来突破?今晚上优酷,看baby如何蜕变swag女王![憧憬]...全文: m.weibo ​
[New dance # # # # angelababy new dance never afraid of making mistakes, but never love. Oops, wrong is wrong, it is practiced. [smiling without a word] actually cool just want to tell every one love dance shoes, dance never is too high, but to jump jump, like baby @ angelababy, if there is no attempt to break through again? Youku, the baby tonight how metamorphosis swag queen! [hope]... The full text m. eibo]

卢健生:
    跟随@蔡瀾 先生,到@好酒好蔡 长兄蔡昱先生的@好蔡館 ,吃粿汁、烚花甲、汕头炒面、胡椒猪肚汤、竹笙猪蹄筋,做法正宗,价格合理,大快朵颐!以后吃潮州菜,又多一个好去处了。遗憾没有点秘制牛酱捞面及老蔡咖喱牛腩饭,下次补上。[哈哈] tRWiWdb ​
[Follow @, Mr Chua lam to @ good wine good CAI Eldest brother good @ Mr CAI yu CAI pavilion, eat next juice, pour , shantou chow mein, pepper pork stomach soup, bamboo sheng pork tendon, authentic, the price is reasonable, good dinner! After eat chaozhou cuisine, is one more place again. Sorry that I dont have some secret sauce for cattle face and old CAI curry beef brisket rice, next time. (ha ha) tRWiWdb]

Z CAM, CEO

猫扑:
    【老人乘公交刷老伴的优待卡 司机提醒遭狂骂[思考]】近日,云南楚雄一名老人在公交车上,多次爆粗口辱骂公交司机,“一块钱你就叫成这个样子,叫你X个卖X”...公交公司称,当时老人拿老伴的优待卡代刷,驾驶员让他投币却遭辱骂,司机没办法只能让老人免费乘坐 via新京报我们视频 tRkuBuMK ...全文: m.weibo ​
[Courtesy card drivers old man take the bus to brush his wife reminded by crazy scold [thinking]] recently, the yunnan chuxiong, an old man on the bus, swearing abusive bus drivers for many times, a dollar you call into this appearance, call you X X... Bus company, said, when the old man took his wifes courtesy card generation of brush, the driver let he pay has been abused, the driver had no choice but to let the old man free via Beijing news we video tRkuBuMK... The full text m. eibo]

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冷笑话精选:
    一句话神回复[doge]
#冷哥图片吐槽# ​

[God reply a word [doge] < br > poking fun at # # cold brother pictures]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

中国银行信用卡:
    #服务指南#
安全攻略记心中,
摸清各种诈骗套路,
练就“见招拆招”...全文: m.weibo ​

[# service guide # < br > security strategy in the heart, < br > to find out all kinds of fraud, < br > I see following instead... The full text m. eibo]

中国银行信用卡发卡周年!环球精彩,一卡尽享!刷中行信用卡,带你去环游!信用卡积分不够用每月官微组团购!积分抢兑,不敢相信的礼品!官微游戏,点到手指抽筋!境外返现,海淘优惠,折扣点赞点赞点赞!

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    据网友,山西某学校食堂是这样放醋的… 隔着屏幕都闻到味儿了!山西的醋会让你一见钟情,一旦爱上了就离不开了[允悲] ​
[According to netizens, shanxi is such a school cafeteria put vinegar... Across the screen can smell the smell! Shanxi vinegar will make you fall in love at first sight, once fell in love with is inseparable from the [allow sad]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #新舞林大会# #邓伦新舞林大会# 腻害了,你们的火神@邓伦 下凡学跳舞,竟然能让舞狠话不多的 @石头StOnEBoOg 老师的震撼眼再现江湖![作揖]只不过这卖家秀和买家秀......[偷笑]禁止剧透,优酷全网独播《新舞林大会》,今晚等你鸭!tRkdVaiU ​
[New dance # # # # Deng Lun new dance bored with hurt, your vulcan @ Deng Lun mundane, learn how to dance can make dance malicious words not much @ stone StOnEBoOg teacher shocked eyes reappear the rivers lake! [bowing] that buyers and sellers to show only show... [laughing] prohibited revealing plot, youku tech-oriented sowing new dance alone, waiting for you to duck tonight! tRkdVaiU]

新浪新闻客户端:
    【亚运田径场惊现“喵尔特”[喵喵][喵喵]】#我是热爱#昨晚雅加达亚运会田径赛场现有爱一幕。就在女子米栏比赛即将鸣枪之时,一只猫咪突然乱入闯入赛道。在它从终点到起点接着周游大半个赛场的过程中,全场没有一名工作人员强行将其抱走,而是摆出“请”的手势目送着喵星人最终离开了赛场,此时全场...全文: m.weibo ​
[The Asian games track and field near meow, [meow] [meow]] # # I love Asian games track and field competition existing in Jakarta last night love scene. Before the woman m hurdles firing, a cat suddenly into the into the circuit. In it from the end to the starting point and then travel around half of the field in the process, all without a worker to force it out, but put on a display of please gesture watched the meow star people eventually left the arena, full at this time... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

猫扑:
    转发里也有惊喜∠(`ω´♥)
[There are surprises in forwarding < (` omega ´ has)]

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微博时尚:
    距离#时尚V赏# 还有天!!!
@微博时尚 X @OnlyLady女人志 邀请时髦精们,一起回望时尚圈的年度热事。更有众多品牌、明星、红人现场助阵,带来一场时尚的狂欢盛宴。
月日,在北京,我们不见不散。 ​

[Distance to watch # # fashion V and day!!!!!! < br > @ weibo X @ OnlyLady fashion women volunteers invited the stylish essence, look back at the annual hot fashion things together. More brands, stars, red the rearranged, bring about a fashion party. < br > month, in Beijing, we be there or be square. ​]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

优酷:
    #真相吧花花万物#两位辣妈@小S @戚薇 在给孩子的食物调料方面发生分歧,S扬言要跟哥大打一架![吃惊] 吃瓜群众表示想听两位辣妈分享育儿心得~ [吃瓜] [吃瓜]
tRkdbKz ​

[# truth about flower all small S two hot mom @ # @ stephy diverge in giving children food condiment, S threatened to Columbia a fight! [surprised] eat the melon masses said want to listen to the two hot mama share parenting tips ~ [eat the melon] [eat the melon] < br > tRkdbKz]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    岛国的广告不仅是创意十足,现在看来三观也是正得不行...日本最大的婚礼杂志、婚礼策划公司ZEXY的系列广告,并没有理所当然地去鼓吹渲染“婚姻是女人的幸福归宿”、“气派婚礼才是爱情象征”,他们的广告语竟是“结婚不是目标,只是相爱的延长线”、“因为喜欢你,才愿意偶尔不喜欢你也和你在一起”、...全文: m.weibo ​
[Island of advertising is not only a creative, now its is through to have no... Japans largest wedding magazine ZEXY, wedding planning company a series of ads, no, of course, to advocate rendering marriage is the happy ending of women, symbol style wedding is love, and their slogan is marriage is not a goal, just love the extension cord, because like you, just like to occasionally, dont like you and you together,... The full text m. eibo]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    转给身边的人[话筒]
[To the people around [microphone]]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

新浪汽车:
    #车友互助# 微博粉丝@陪苏度过漫长的岁月 投稿请问这种情况该如何处理,我下车的时候他跑了,坐标武汉。@交通安全蜀黍 @头条新闻 tRkdUqTC ​
[# # juyou mutual weibo fans @ with Sue in a long time Contribute excuse me this kind of circumstance how to deal with, I get off when he ran, coordinates of wuhan. @ traffic safety tRkdUqTC sorghum @ headlines]

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    【Uber优步如何处理紧急事故?一键拨通 车牌号联系方式共享警方】滴滴顺风车乘客遇害事件引发社会广泛关注,同时它也暴露出了滴滴平台的功能缺陷,没有为乘客报警提供便捷方式。同样是打车应用,Uber也遭遇过类似情况,但是它在今年月份就推出了一键报警功能,可提供乘客准确位置、车牌号等信息。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Uber Uber how to deal with emergency accidents? A key called license plates contact Shared police 】 drops off passengers death caused widespread concern, at the same time it also exposed the drops platform function defect, no alarm for passengers to provide convenient way. Application is also taking a taxi, Uber also encountered a similar situation, but it is in the month of this year launched a key alarm function, passengers can provide precise location, license plate number and other information. ... The full text m. eibo]

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