今晚每张图都是一个故事。点了很多赞，大家可以重新翻一遍。每一遍都有新感受[心]
[Every figure is a story tonight. Point a lot of praise, we can turn it again. Every time a new feeling [heart]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
[赞]@老曾阿牛可惜没有生在那个年代，否则我一定奋不顾身加入他们！@日本国驻华大使馆
[[who] have @ old pig but not born in that era, I must be desperate to join them! @ the Japanese embassy in Beijing]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@老曾阿牛坐实盗窃知识产权的行径！@蒋晓峰Terry 补充美帝疑华、仇华人士手里的弹药[汗]
[@ old had pig by the behavior of real intellectual property theft! @ xiao-feng jiang Terry added suspected China, American imperialists QiuHua people hand ammunition [Mr Khan]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@老曾阿牛土耳其就是一头中山狼，该灭了他！
[@ old pig Turkeys is a head of a perfidious person, the destroyed him!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
[怒]@闽海东源Wealth这么暴力，一定有原因，但是再多原因，暴力殴打是要负刑事责任的[话筒]@牛市sky这是杀人@陕西任战鹏：@美团 你们的人被打请关注！@公安部打四黑除四害 请关注！@重庆新闻哥望死里打[阴险]
[[anger] @ fujian sea dongyuan Wealth so violent, there must be a reason, but, more violent assault is to bear criminal responsibility [microphone] sky this is killing @ @ bull market of shaanxi as a war peng @ Meituan you were playing attention please! Play four black anti-pest @ the ministry of public security Please attention! @ chongqing news elder brother play [insidious] at the dead]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@股道热肠也别忽悠股民，抓紧入市啊！
[@ fields is good Joe dont cheat people, grasp the market!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@从老婆别闹到徐半仙@请用茅台酒干杯 实话，这里的有些人会感觉自己冤枉啊
[@ from the wife dont make a toast to xu fortuneteller @ please use maotai the truth, some people will feel wrong here]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@从老婆别闹到徐半仙去年我也被带倒了，脑袋在车轮前[衰]@金融圈女神经 我朋友的家人，年初听说时就很难过。帮转。
[@ from the wife dont make to xu fortuneteller I also was taken down last year, [failure] in front of the wheel head @ financial circles female nervous my friends family, early heard that is very sad. Help to turn.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
这样还不中就非酋实锤了朋友们🔨@NamCheon：毛都抽不到的话 我就宣布推出转发届👋🏿
[这样还不中就非酋实锤了朋友们🔨@NamCheon：毛都抽不到的话 我就宣布推出转发届👋🏿]
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@御史在途建议西安市纪委市监委对莲湖区纪委区监委的“调查”行为进行一次调查。
[@ suggestion and advice in road of xi an city supervisor committee of lotus lake district commission for discipline inspection area supervisor for disciplinary committee of the survey to make a survey.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@于海青信息量很大！#活着就是为了摆渡#
[@ Yu Haiqing very informative! # # live to ferry]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@老曾阿牛天雷滚滚，雷死股民。。。@任仁雄 还有各种“不及市场预期”[笑cry][允悲]@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ old pig day thunder rolling, ray dead people... @ Ren Renxiong Along with a variety of less than market expectations [laugh cry] [allow sad] @ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
发表了博文《转载：这张恐怖的全家福，暴露了中国人真正的危机！》这张恐怖的全家福，暴露了中国人真正的危机！缓缓君草根阵地昨天来源：缓缓说IDhuanhuanshuo下面这张全家福照片，是今年春节tRkyio
[Published the post reprinted family this terror, exposed the crisis of Chinese real! The terror of you and your family, exposed the Chinese real crisis! Slowly slowly jun grassroots ground source yesterday said IDhuanhuanshuo below, the family photo is tRkyio Spring Festival this year]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@蔡小心[哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊][哆啦A梦吃惊]
[@ CAI careful [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised] [doraemon surprised]]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
晚安@我和贱人的狗血经历@靓豆豆有很多事情想说却都觉得不值一提，还是做眼前能做好的事即可
[Good night @ bitch dog blood experience @ jing doug and I have many things to say but feel insignificant, or eyes can do a good thing]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
@闫建云超生三倍罚款，你猜鼓励生育政府舍得花多少，真想鼓励生育，一个孩子每月补贴一两千，你看那些落后的地方生不生。想不花钱，就想让人们生孩子，做梦。
[@ 闫建云 triple super living fine, can you guess what encouraged by the government to spend how many, really want to encourage birth, a child subsidies few thousand every month, look at those behind where not born. I want people to have babies, dreaming.]
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发表了博文《转载：招商银行首席经济学家丁安华：中国经济韧性的“三大幻觉”》招商银行首席经济学家丁安华：中国经济韧性的“三大幻觉”原创：丁安华新财富杂志昨天如何理解中国经济所面临的困难？供需失�是当前我tRkukA
[Published the post reprinted China merchants banks chief economist who anwar Chinas three big illusion economic resilience China merchants banks chief economist who anwar Chinas three big illusion original economic resilience Ding Anhua new fortune magazine yesterday, how to understand the difficulties of Chinas economy faces? I tRkukA � loss of supply and demand is the current]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
听说有很多朋友是中奖绝缘体质，又听好几个粉丝说，中了一次小野奖后就会变锦鲤体质，大奖小奖不断...于是我阅读了一下@微博抽奖平台 的规定，来一次能抽到规则范围内尽量多人（我又不用花太多钱[doge]）的抽奖：从转发中抽人，每人毛现金，明晚开奖！一次非常美好的开光！祝大家好运！[doge]
[Heard that a lot of friends is winning insulation physique, and listen to several fans said, a little baby in the prize will become brocade carp physique, award prizes constantly... So I read the @ weibo lucky draw platform, one can draw the rules within the scope as far as possible to people (and I dont have to spend too much money [doge]) of the lottery from forwarding, each cash MAO, the lottery tomorrow night! A very nice medallion! I wish you all good luck! [doge]]
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@于海青#活着就是为了摆渡#
[# @ # Yu Haiqing live to ferry]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
发表了博文《转载：重要提醒：这些酒全是假的，茅台从未生产过！》重要提醒：这些酒全是假的，茅台从未生产过！酱香酒那些事儿--原标题重要提醒：这些酒全是假的，茅台从未生产tRkmCgH
[Published the post reprinted important reminder the wine is full of false, maotai has never made! Important note the wine is full of false, maotai has never made! Maotai-flavor liquor those things -- the original title important reminder the wine is full of false, maotai tRkmCgH never production]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
#车圈话题# 自然吸气、涡轮增加、油电混合、纯电动 你属于哪个阵营？[doge]
[# #.so topic naturally aspirated, increase of turbine hybrid and pure electric which group do you belong to? [doge]]
最新鲜的汽车资讯；
最快速的新车报道；
最全面的车型数据；
最及时的车型报价；
最丰富的汽车活动。
年前的《鬥魚》讓大家哭的稀裡嘩啦，今晚首映上，鬥魚再次相聚～我們一起回味plus升級版[鲜花][鲜花]小燕子變大燕子了[偷笑][偷笑] 注意找亮點喲[爱你]
[Years ago the density of let you cry of sparse inside hua, opening tonight, bettas are together again ~ we finish together plus upgrade [flowers] [flowers] bigger swallows the swallow the [laughing] [laughing] attention yo find bright spot [love] you]
用微笑迎接每一天~😊
股票估值就是“估摸着值”！同一只股票，牛市元说估值低，熊市元说估值高！估值其实就是资金博弈的结果！
[Stock valuation is guess value! The same stocks, the bull market yuan said low valuations, yuan said that a bear market valuations are high! Valuation is the gaming result of the money! ]
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈完全正确！！[允悲]
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha right!!!!! [allow sad]]
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即使是价值投资，也要注重买入价格，价格决定收益率！有人说元买入，价格回撤到元，再涨上去到元，也叫价值投资，这纯粹是胡扯，这是失败的投资！
[Even the value investment, also want to pay attention to price, price is decided to yield! Someone says yuan to buy, retreat to the yuan, to rise up to the yuan, also known as value investment, this is pure nonsense, this is a failed investment! ]
[话筒]【关于受第号台风“温比亚”影响航班取消的通知】-截止到
尊敬的旅客：您好！
受今年第号台风“温比亚”(热带风暴级)影响，东航、上航决定取消月日部分进出港航班，公司还将根据天气和机场通行情况，动态调整航班。详见下表。
东航温馨提示广大旅客通过东航官网、东方航空App、“中...全文： m.weibo
[[microphone] [about the first flight cancellations notice the influence of typhoon wen biya 】 - by the end of the < br > respect of passengers hello! < br > is the first typhoon of this year warm biya (tropical storm), China Eastern airlines, Shanghai airlines has decided to cancel the part of the airport on February nd, the company will according to the weather and airport traffic situation, dynamic adjustment of flight. See the table below. < br > China Eastern warm prompt the passengers by China Eastern website, China Eastern airlines App, ... The full text m. eibo]
中国东方航空集团公司总部位于上海，是我国三大国有骨干航空运输集团之一。年，以原东航集团公司为主体，在兼并原中国西北航空公司、联合原云南航空公司的基础上组建而成中国东方航空集团公司。经过数年的调整优化和资源整合，东航集团已基本形成以民航客货运输服务为主，通用航空、航空食品、进出口、金融期货、传媒广告、旅游票务、机场投资等业务为辅的航空运输集成服务体系。
七夕将至，准备好迎接铺天盖地的狗粮了吗？#京晚点指尖说爱# 一场跨越小时时差的异国恋是一种怎样的体验？#nova就要你红# 甜skr我了，不服也来撒狗粮。tRkhbPH
[Chinese valentines day will come, ready for the flood of dog food? # love # a fingertip said Beijing late exotic love across hours time difference is a kind of what kind of experience? Will you sweet red # SKR I # nova, refuses to dog food. tRkhbPH]
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#猫扑晚安# 小狗狗的洗澡过程：入水，吹风，梳毛，萌力指数爆棚了[可爱][可爱] tRkAoZ
[# # mop goodnight puppy dog a bath process enter the water, blowing, carding, of force index roofcutelovely tRkAoZ]
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