微博搞笑排行榜：
哪一瞬间，你感觉受到来自生活的暴击 __________________________________
[Which moment, how do you feel from crit __________________________________ of life]
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CPOPKing-黄子韬：
第一颗
单身贵族💎
[第一颗
单身贵族💎 ]
把时间留给值得的角色和故事。 已回归微博。
刘涛tamia：
为什么妈妈是TA[摊手][摊手][摊手] tRDHKZeE
[Why mother is TA [stand hand] [stand hand] [stand hand] tRDHKZeE]
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人民日报：
【酸菜鱼店脏乱差，外卖员看不下去举报 老板：你去其他店也这么脏】刚刚挠过背的手，下一秒就抓起外卖盒子。骨头汤敞开放在地上，上面飘着一层黑呼呼的东西。苏州“我爱酸菜鱼”店，脏乱差到外卖小哥看不下去，打电话举报。订外卖看不到后厨，商家介绍的堂吃大厅等根本不存在。tRDTtH
[The pickled fish shop and take-away member cant continue to report boss you go to other shop so dirty 】 just had scratched back hand and just grab take-away box next second. Bone soup open on the ground, floating above a layer of black fast. Suzhou I love pickled fish shop, considered to take-away little elder brother see not bottom go to, make a phone call to report. Order takeout see after hutch, merchants introduced hall eating hall and other doesnt exist. tRDTtH]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
央视新闻：
【#台风摩羯袭来# 浙江台州多种措施战台风】今晚点，今年第号台风摩羯中心位置在浙江温岭石塘东南方向约公里海面上，今晚即将在浙江台州沿海登陆。目前温岭石塘镇出现海水倒灌，已造成户停电。当地有哪些应对措施？#央视新闻微直播#正在关注！（央视记者贾林）
tRDHjBe .
[【 # Capricorn typhoon hit # zhejiang taizhou a variety of measures to fight the typhoon 】 points tonight, the first typhoon of this year the Capricorn center in zhejiang shitang about km on the sea to the southeast, possessing tonight in zhejiang taizhou coastal land. Currently possessing ShiTang Town flooding, has caused a power outage. What are the local response? # # micro CCTV news broadcast is concerned! (CCTV reporter jia) < br > tRDHjBe.]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
思想聚焦：
怎样才可以和自己爱的人，尽可能长久的在一起？
你一定听过不少关于这个问题的答案。大部分都是关于教你如何理解、倾听与陪伴。
这些都没错，可是假如你真的经历过，就会大约明白到，这些虽然是相处过程里很重要的事，但是假如你只做这些的话，那么最终的结局总也难免。
你该明白，感情并不是某种公式
[How to love myself and the person, together for as long as possible? < br > you must have heard a lot about the answer to this question. Most of them are about to teach you how to understand, listen to and the company. < br > these are all right, but if you are really experienced, will understand that, about these though is getting along in the process is very important, but if you only do these, so the final end is always inevitable. < br > you should understand, feeling is not some kind of formula]
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这里是美国：
两条鱼大型斗殴现场...可以说是非常激烈了[允悲][允悲][允悲]tRDpTvmp
[Two fish big fights the scene... Is very intense [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRDpTvmp]
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每日一狗：
到此为止了，这一场某个伪公知教唆全民投毒的闹剧短时间内我也不想再发表任何意见了，这些仇狗分子是不会跟你理性探讨的，他们连警察的警告都不理会，甘愿以身试法，还有什么好跟他们讲道理的呢？[微笑]
仇狗分子拿一部分养狗人士的错误当做整个养狗群体的错误，以偏概全，刻意激化矛盾，目的就是为了
[So far, this a a pseudo known instigated the poisoning of drama in a short period of time I also dont want to comment, these enemies is not rational to discuss with you, they dont even ignored police warnings, tested and are willing to have any good reason with them? [smiles] < br > < br > revenge molecular part with a dog dog people mistake as a group of dogs, biased and intentionally create conflict, the purpose is to]
每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！
头条新闻：
“炮弹什么时候才能停呢，我想去学校见朋友们了[悲伤]”
[The shell when its time to stop, I want to go to school to see friends [sad]]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
NCT_official：
🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO #JAEMIN#
WE💚YOU
#HAPPYJAEMINDAY#
#渽民# #NCT# #NCT_DREAM#
[🎂HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO #JAEMIN#
WE💚YOU
#HAPPYJAEMINDAY#
#渽民# #NCT# #NCT_DREAM# ]
韩国SM旗下新人男子组合NCT(Neo Culture Technology)
六金yE：
：） 
Do Not Judge
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
【[衰]】@Hello-王大鹏 ：某小区地下车库，遛狗不拴绳，给小狗和车主都带来了严重的伤害，现在还哭闹着让车主赔偿。。。你觉得该赔吗？tRDYyhy
[[[failure]] @ Hello - Arthur wang a plot underground garage, dog leashes, not to the dog and the owner has brought serious harm, it is crying for car owners to compensate... What do you think of the cost? tRDYyhy]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
段子楼：
哈哈那就这么安排吧！
[Ha ha so arrange it for you! ]
段子Q群：。投稿在评论里@,翻译段子√.投稿√.段子挖坟√.合作QQ：
wu2198：
还想多浪几天，请大家恩准！🙏🙏🙏
[Also want to wave a few days more, please grant! 🙏🙏🙏 ]
我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.
潘石屹：
今晚香港。“月儿弯弯的海港，夜色深深灯火闪亮。”
[Hong Kong tonight. Moon curved harbor, the dim light of night deep lights shine. ]
永葆一颗纯洁、仁慈和意气风发的心。
6岛岛：
单反真香
[SLR delicious]
幽默
Eleven11dream：
两个人
Dina Odess
[Two people < br > < br > Dina Odess]
艺术+
整点电影：
每人推荐一部“不是大热门却很好看的动作片”[来]
[Each recommend a is not big but very good-looking action [to]]
订阅号ID：hizddy。最新资源、最有趣的电影评论，你想看的这里都有。
韩国me2day：
【CUBE】#gidle组合[超话]# 全新数码单曲<一>MV预告视频公开~酷酷的妹纸们,旋律也超级抓耳~期待期待~ tRDHKH
[CUBE # gidle combination [ultra words] # new digital single < a > MV forecast video open ~ cool girls, melody and super catch ear ~ looking forward to look forward to ~ tRDHKH]
联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*
视频之家：
豆瓣评分最高的几部都在这了，每一部都能震撼skr人，快快马住，不闹剧荒。[酷] tRDHoUw
[Douban score the highest several in this, every one can shake SKR, fast fast to live, no drama. [cool] tRDHoUw]
知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ：
Happy张江：
哇哦，难得一见的版本，张震岳在家中吉他弹唱经典《再见》与《小宇》，与之前青涩孤独的声音不同的是，听起来沧桑又悲伤，但又温情满满，十年过去再次听到还是很悸动[心]#微博爆料[超话]# #刘人语 没回家# tRDHhzk
[Wow, rare editions, DJ orange at home playing classical guitar goodbye and xiaoyu, unlike before green lonely voice, sounds vicissitudes of life and sad, but sentimental, full ten years to hear again is still throbs [heart] # weibo fact [ultra words] # # # person didnt come home liu tRDHhzk]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
思想聚焦：
当自己颓废的时候怎么激励自己？
你好，我们是你身体里的细胞。
你最近有点不开心。这个问题没有谁比我们更清楚了。
所以，我们想跟你说说话。鼓励鼓励你，让你振作起来。
毕竟，你就是我们的全部啊。
我们想说，无论别人怎么对待你，你始终是我们唯一想要捍卫的人。你喝多了酒时，肝将军加班加点
[How to motivate yourself when their decadent? < br > < br > a hello, we are of the cells in your body. < br > < br > you a bit unhappy recently. The question no one knows better than us. < br > < br > so, we want to talk with you. Encourage to encourage you, let you up in spirits. < br > < br > after all, you are all of us. < br > < br > we want to say, no matter how others treat you, you will always be the only thing we want to defend. When you drink too much wine, liver general working overtime]
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北京人捍卫北京城：
李宗盛《鬼迷心窍》现场版，“ 有人问我你究竟是哪里好，这么多年我还忘不了。春风再美也比不上你的笑，没见过你的人不会明了”。最怕突然听懂某首歌。 tRuFIJvc （全球经典音乐）
[Jonathan lee possessed live, someone ask me what is you really good, so many years I still cant forget. Spring breeze again beautiful than your smile, also have not seen the one who is, wont you. The most afraid of suddenly understand a song. TRuFIJvc (global classical music)]
一座城，一生的信仰！
全球奇闻趣事：
希望你永远这么纯粹、简单
[Hope you will always be pure and simple]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，如果您身边发生或者网络看到新鲜事，欢迎私信投稿，录用必@
新浪星座：
下周你会收获一份好运，得到一件你一直想要的东西。
[Next week, you will gain a good luck, get something youve always wanted. ]
新浪星座--自年创建以来竭诚提供星座查询，配对，运势，性格分析，心理测试，是集专业，趣味，互动于一体的星座开放平台。
当时我就震惊了：
留下你最喜欢的一位歌手
其他人来说说你最喜欢ta哪首歌吧
[Leave your favorite a singer < br > others say ta which song do you like best]
深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜
挑款师Zoe：
点赞这个杨超越，好运接二连三[米奇比心]
[After a spate of thumb up the Mr Yang, the more luck than heart] [mickey]
各类合集广告加qq ：
衣锦夜行的燕公子：
其实我觉得写段子或者写相声，可能确实有公式，或者说规律。好莱坞做商业片剧本的时候，都有很规整的格式，起承转合，什么时候让你哭，什么时候让你笑，都是精心设计好的。
但是光有段子可不行，就像郭德纲说的，同样一句话，有的人说就好笑，有的人说就很无聊。我记得拍《气喘吁吁》的时候，有幸在剧
[In fact, I think write jokes or crosstalk, may really have the formula, or law. Hollywood do commercial movie script, has the very neat format, the handing down and when to let you cry, when it makes you laugh, are carefully designed. < br > but light can not have a joke, like guo degang said, in a word, also some people said is funny, some say it is boring. I remember the panting, lucky in play]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
央视新闻：
【没有一份工作，你天生就适合】近日，某报告显示，后第一份工作平均在职时间仅为个月。这个仲夏，众多应届毕业生也迎来人生第一份真正意义的工作。第一份工作，并不能判定一生，却是今后职业生涯的起点。工作能“裸辞”“闪辞”，成长却不能。你想成为什么人，请记得，不管何时何地，就朝那个方向
[【 without a job, you have a natural and suitable for 】 recently, a report shows that the first job after the average working time only for months. This summer, many graduates also usher in the first real job. First job, and can not determine the life, is the starting point for the future career. Work can be naked resignation, flash, not growth. Do you want to be what person, please remember, no matter when and where, as in that direction]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
徐晓宇IC：
众所周知，土鸡是支持东突的，所以无论如何不应该支持它。
同意请点赞
[As we all know, the native is to support the east turkistan, so no matter how should not to support it. < br > agree with thumb up, please]
资深投资顾问
澎湃新闻：
【刹车失灵，大货车连撞车致人伤】 tRDHVG 月日，山东潍坊。一辆大货车行驶途中失控，连续撞击辆车，造成人受伤。经交警初步查明，事故系货车刹车失灵所致。目前事故正在进一步调查处理中。 @七环视频
tRDHVGN
[【 skid and trucks even crashes cause person hurt 】 tRDHVG month day, shandong weifang. Driving on the way out of control, a big truck hit a car in a row, people were injured. By the traffic police initial investigation, the accident is due to truck brake failure. The accident is under further investigation processing. @ seven ring video < br > tRDHVGN]
有内涵的时政新媒体
路客文化：
告诉我看到这张照片你什么感觉
[Tell me what I see this picture you feel]
记录真实路边的搭配，非时尚博主。
CNU_blank：
城市夜晚 | Teemu Jarvinen
[City night | Teemu Jarvinen]
空白
噗嗤大叔：
【TED英文演讲视频：《择一城终老，遇一人白首》】虽然说七夕别晒对象 重了对谁也不好，但是爱情本来的样子也很美好。两位摄影师，花了好几年时间去拍摄一些情侣的日常生活，为的就是告诉人们什么是爱情。[鲜花][鲜花]tRDSeqz
[[English speech video TED choose a city to die, encounter a person whitehead 】 although say Chinese dont bask in the object weight to who is not good, but what love is also very beautiful. Two photographers, spent several years to shoot a couple of everyday life, in order to tell people what is love. [a flower] [flowers] tRDSeqz]
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