2018年8月2日星期四

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    说一次你童年受伤害的经历,
说说以后你怎样保护你的孩子 ​​​_________________________________ ​​​

[Said a hurt your childhood experience, < br > about how do you protect your child _________________________________ later]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

思想聚焦:
    迷失的人就迷失了,相遇的人会再相遇。

—— 村上春树 ​​​​

[Lost is lost, meet people will meet again. < br > < br > - haruki murakami]


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回忆专用小马甲:
    你万念俱灰的时刻,曾被什么治愈过? ​​​
[A time of apathy and what had been cured? ​​​]


《愿无岁月可回头》

人民日报:
    【超级简单的收胯小动作】个动作,帮你修正假胯宽,告别胯大显腿粗。日常就能练习,转存试试!tReQXaAb ​​​
[A super simple accept hip little affectations 】 【 action, help you to correct false hip width, say goodbye to the hip is somewhat thick legs. Can practice everyday, archived try! tReQXaAb]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

Dipsy迪西:
    翻到两张年的金曲奖老照片,画风又美又有趣的四个小姐妹~[并不简单][并不简单][并不简单] ​​​
[Turn to LiangZhang golden melody awards in old photographs, painting style is beautiful and interesting four little sisters ~ [] are not simple isnt a simple [] [] are not simple]


一个重庆人,男的男的男的~▊公众微信realDipsy ▊ins:dipdipdipsy ▊工作请联系:dipsy@butterfree

SEUNGRI胜利-YG:
    眼镜前辈 ​​​
[Glasses predecessors]


For Chinese 🇨🇳 Vip Fans !!!

我是蔡維澤啦:
    大家晚上好
以下是我的新作品,真的很謝謝@Viito黄翔麒 @许含光_Lumi @尹清Jo 願意助我一臂之力,
希望大家的腳都不會臭。

非常謝謝各位。 tReEQHe ​​​

[Good evening < br > the following is my new work, really thank you @ Viito biro jiaqi @ xu containing light _Lumi @ Yin Qing Jo would like to help me a helping hand, < br > I hope everyone will not smelly feet. < br > < br > thank you very much. tReEQHe]


傻子與白痴樂團的主唱

新浪新闻:
    【今天,你愿意为中国军犬转吗?】它们是无言的战友,救灾、缉毒、反恐…哪里有危险,哪里就有它们的身影。它们有着军人的气质,保家卫国,牺牲自己;它们用短暂生命,活出英雄样子。今天,向优秀的战士,和他们最可爱、最忠诚的战友,致敬!致敬!tReQqGfk(央视新闻) ​​​
[【 today, would you like to turn for the Chinese military? They are silent comrades, relief, narcotics, terrorism... Where there is a risk, there is. They have a military temperament, defend, sacrifice myself. They live with a short life, look like a hero. Today, to the best warriors, and they are the most lovely, the most loyal ally, salute! Salute!!! TReQqGfk (CCTV news)]


上新浪新闻客户端,每天了解世界多一点。下载客户端:sinajd.php?k=

头条新闻:
    #视野#【现代女性,本来就拥有选择的权利!】女性就应该想要孩子、一定要生孩子?有人并不这样认为。Christen主动结扎输卵管,决定不要孩子。她认为,有小孩,只是女人的延伸,而非定义,有很多条路可以通往幸福美满,每个人都拥有自我决定的权力。对此,你怎么看?@人人视频tReHgmSf ​​​
[View # # 【 modern women, would have the right to choose!] Women should want to have children, have to have kids? People dont think so. Christen active tubal ligation, decided not to have children. Have children, she argues, is just an extension of the woman, rather than the definition, there are a lot of road can be the gateway to happiness, everyone has the power of the self-determination. To this, what do you think? @ all video tReHgmSf]


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Happy张江:
    太美好了!#陈绮贞[超话]# &#五月天[超话]# 演唱会现场合唱版的《 私奔到月球》,时间仿佛从来没走,甜cry啊!牵着手,抬起头,我们私奔到月球。。[月亮] cr.网络 tReEizf ​​​
[It was a wonderful! # # # cheer Chen] [ultra words & mayday concert [ultra words] # duet version of elope to the moon, time seems never go, sweet cry! Holding hands, raised his head, we elope to the moon. [moon] cr. Network tReEizf]


每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

视频之家:
    几个非常实用的绳结打法,留着,迟早用的上!! tReRJeT ​​​
[Several very practical knot play with, used in sooner or later!! tReRJeT]


知名搞笑幽默博主。商务洽谈QQ:

NCT_official:
    🎂HAPPY th BIRTHDAY TO #MARK#
WE💚YOU 🍉

#HAPPYMARKLEEDAY#
#HAPPYMARKDAY#
#마크# #NCT# #NCT_DREAM# #NCT# tReELHqN ​​​

[🎂happy th birthday🍉

#happymarkleeday#
#happymarkday#
#마크# #nct# #mark#
we💚you to #nct_dream# #nct# treelhqn​​​]



韩国SM旗下新人男子组合NCT(Neo Culture Technology)

二更视频:
    #二更夜聊# 您有一份月的锦鲤请查收 ​​​
[# # night chat more you will find you have a month of brocade carp]


发现身边不知道的美

当时我就震惊了:
    说一种你家乡最有名的小吃,让别人猜猜你是哪里人? ​​​
[Say a one of the most famous snacks in your hometown, let others guess where are you from? ​​​]


深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

新浪体育:
    【象棋界最执着的对决 俩大爷暴雨中下棋不分胜负不走[doge]】月日,河南郑州突降暴雨,街头有两位大爷在大雨中坚持下棋,没分出胜负前,谁都不愿离开。[跪了]tReRkxc ​​​
[【 time uncle duel two of the most persistent heavy rains in chess tied not to walk [doge]] month day, henan zhengzhou heavy rain, the street has two big ye insists on playing chess, in the heavy rain didnt before the tie is broken, who are reluctant to leave. ] [kneeling tReRkxc]


小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

思想聚焦:
    你知道的妖怪中最悲惨是哪一个?

蛇发女妖——美杜莎

这世上曾经有一位倾国倾城、明眸善睐的姑娘,

她有一头乌黑亮丽、柔顺似水的长发。

希腊所有的男人都希望得到她的芳心,

可他们注定失望而归。

因为少女的身心早已奉献给纯洁的处女神雅典娜,

作为女神的祭司,

她立下誓言,永不结婚,保持 ​​​

[You know the devil is the most tragic in which one? < br > < br > gorgon banshee, medusa < br > < br > the world once had a girl of America laguna, looks at to bright eye be apt to, < br > < br > she has beautiful black hair, soft like water. < br > < br > Greece all men want her heart, < br > < br > but theyre doomed to disappointment. < br > < br > because the young girls body and mind has long been dedicated to pure goddess Athena, < br > < br > as a priest of the goddess, < br > < br > she promise, never marry, and maintain]


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央视新闻:
    #我和军队的不解之缘#【他们有一个共同的名字[心]】今天是八一建军节,在我国,每人就有名退役军人,他们有一个共同的名字“当过兵的人”!当兵时他们守卫人民安宁,脱下军装,他们仍是最可爱的人!阅读↓#致敬中国军人#! tReERim ​​​
[# # and military affair I 【 they share a common name [heart]] bayi army day is today, in our country, each famous veterans, they have a common name when a soldier! A soldier when they guard the people quiet, take off the military uniform, they still are the most lovely people! Reading left # # salute Chinese soldiers! tReERim]


“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

ba哥专用:
    今晚的节目里,蒋勤勤被老公陈建斌气哭了。因为怀有身孕,蒋勤勤希望老公做一下家务,陈建斌也欣然答应,但磨磨蹭蹭的说待会再做。于是蒋勤勤挺着大肚子去收拾了。可以看出来蒋勤勤一直在忍,最后出门前蒋勤勤终于爆发,在车上哭了起来。看完这段,你觉得这是谁的问题?tReEDHDM ​​​
[Tonights program, angel is the husband James Chen gas to cry. Because pregnant, angel hope the husband do some housework, James Chen also agreed, but said Dallyll do it again. So the angel belly belly to pick up. Can see angel has been, at last before the angel, in the car began to cry. Read this paragraph, who do you think this is the problem? tReEDHDM]


最神奇的视频:
    【TED演讲:我们为何会拖延?】明天再写作业、明天再去健身、明天。。。这是一位岁就成为三个公司CEO的年轻企业家的演讲,来听听他是怎样克服拖延症、不断获得成长和成功的吧。tReETXl ​​​
[【 TED talk why we delay? Homework tomorrow, going to the gym again tomorrow, tomorrow... This is a years old become three CEO young entrepreneurs speech, lets listen to how he overcome procrastination, continuous growth and success. tReETXl]


视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!商务洽谈QQ:,

大鹏董成鹏:
    Piu~ ​​​
[Piu ~]


工作邀约请联络@菜花caulicai

人民日报:
    【#你好,明天#】连年提高军人抚恤标准,今天起再提高%。走过年,人民军队总在危难时刻挺身而出。边关哨所的默默奉献,反恐一线的枪林弹雨,中国军人,始终生长着祖国的筋骨,沸腾着人民的血液。岁月静好,往往是有人负重前行。绝不让英雄流血流汗又流泪,这是一份承诺,更是一份敬意。 ​​​
[Year after year to improve # # hello, tomorrow 】 【 soldier comfort standard, raise again today %. Through the years, the peoples army always stand up in a crisis. Border post silently, a silver bullets against terrorism, Chinese soldiers, always growing bones and muscles of the motherland, the peoples blood boil. Years static good, someone was often carry something. Hero never let blood sweat and tears, it is a promise, but also a respect. ​​​]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

头条新闻:
    #视野#【沉痛的母爱!虎鲸妈妈难舍夭折幼鲸:带其尸体同游数天,不让幼鲸下沉[泪]】近日,一只悲伤的虎鲸妈妈连续几天带着幼鲸的尸体,在太平洋西北部海面上同游。这只被标记为J的母虎鲸月日生下了宝宝,但是幼鲸半小时后即告死亡。为了不让幼鲸下沉,母鲸一直用前额推着夭折的宝宝。[伤心] ​​​
[View # # 【 painful love! Killer whale mother died of my young whale with its body walks a few days, dont let the young whale sinking [tears]] recently, a killer whale mother sad for a few days with a young whale corpse, walks on the sea in the Pacific northwest. It is marked as J female killer whales, gave birth to a baby, but the young whale is dead in half an hour. In order not to let the young whale sinking, females have been use forehead pushing a dead baby. [sad]]


每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

韩国me2day:
    【nate】在美国摄像机前堂堂正正游刃有余的#防弹少年团[超话]# #金硕珍[超话]# ~请把帅气哥哥的视频放出来吧!![舔屏](crlogo) ​​​
[The camera in the United States open nate 】 【 adept # bulletproof youth club [ultra words] # # Jin Shuozhen [ultra words] # ~ handsome brother released video, please!! [] lick screen (crlogo)]


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CNU_blank:
    红 花样年华 ​​​
[Red pattern time]


空白

调色教室:
    水逆结束后,一切顺利,心想事成 ​​​​💫 ​​​​
[水逆结束后,一切顺利,心想事成 ​​​​💫 ​​​​]


调色新技能get💅

河森堡:
    我咬着嘴唇眯着眼睛写完了书的一个章节,拿给我朋友看,让他提提意见,他看完以后冷哼一声说“不好看”,这个回答让我伤心透了,我这曾经的朋友这么年轻眼睛就TM瞎了 ​​​
[I bit my lip narrow her eyes to write a chapter of the book, show it to my friend, let him for advice, after you have read his cold hum a said not good, this answer let me very sad, my friend once so young TM blind eyes]


国家博物馆讲解员

设计目录:
    人真正變強大,不是因為守護着自尊心,而是拋開自尊心的時候。 ​​​
[People become really strong, not because of who guarded the ego, but to put aside pride. ​​​]


欢迎来围观VX geluomi

休闲璐:
    八月的第一天还有一个小时就过去了、用一句话形容一下今天你的心情。 ​​​
[The first day of August and an hour passed, the words describe your mood today. ​​​]


爱打游戏

YouTube精彩视频:
    【TED科普《如何和自己做朋友》】我们都会认为朋友是自己以外的人,却没人想过自己也能做自己的朋友。多数时候我们无法接纳自己,甚至封闭自己。其实我们应该多听听自己的内心,多点自我交流,做到心理健康。 [心]tRgJWRIF ​ ​​​
[【 TED science how to make friends with their 】 we all think friends are people outside ourselves, no one thought I can do my friend. Most of the time we are unable to accept, even closed. In fact, we should try to listen to your heart, more communication, self do mental health. [heart] tRgJWRIF]


海外视频精选平台【订阅号:YTB精彩视频】

北京大土豆:
    对当今社会价值观的一点思考。 ​​​
[A little thought for todays social values. ​​​]


帝都,码农,妻管严,学历控,房地产爱好者,分男,热爱旅游、八卦,喜欢思考,俗人。咨询房产相关问题请阅读置顶微博评论。

媒体人张晓磊:
    美国农场为保护牲畜,夜间远程狙击杀郊狼,这吃鸡太爽了![笑cry] tReEuzz ​​​
[The American farm to protect livestock, night remote sniper kill coyotes, the chicken is too great! [laughing cry] tReEuzz]


品牌活动,焦点事件策划,明星名人邀请,全媒体推广发布。qq

疯狂历史:
    深夜话题:在你的姓氏里,最出名的那个人是谁?大家来比比[doge] ​​​
[Topics in the middle of the night in your last name, who is the man that is the most famous? You to bibi [doge]]


上帝欲使其灭亡,必先使其疯狂。商务合作:QQ

韩国me2day:
    【SMTOWN】#RedVelvet[超话]# 新专成员#朴秀荣[超话]# 预告视频公开~清爽的猕猴桃味啾一!![互粉] tReEmpfB ​​​
[# # SMTOWN 】 【 RedVelvet words [over] the new designed < Summer Magic > member # PiaoXiuRong [ultra words] # forecast video ~ fresh kiwi fruit flavour is traveling a public!!! [when fans each other] tReEmpfB]


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每日一狗:
    柴犬的魔性照片合集,看完了感觉整个人都被治(wu)愈(ran)了...[doge] tReEuFMK ​​​
[Shiba inu ones photo collection, finished the whole people feel be put to the more (wu) (ran)... [doge] tReEuFMK]


每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗! ♪(´ε`)家里有一只比熊阿布,一只法斗阿兜!

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