猫扑:
#猫扑段子#功夫广场舞 tRDgqD
[# # mop jokes tRDgqD kung fu square dance]
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优酷:
周杰伦儿子背影 #酷酷日爆社##周杰伦[超话]#晒女狂魔周董终于舍得给大家看一眼儿子小小周了!还配文说是男人之间的对话。小编大胆猜测,难道周董正在和儿子讨论篮球技巧?[思考]不知道#这就是灌篮#现场会不会也带小小周出场呢?[色]
[Jay son figure # cool day blasting club basked in # # # jay Chou [ultra words] female slasher Chou finally willing to give you take a look at the little son weeks! Also a caption said dialogue between men. Small make up a bold speculation, jay is discussing basketball skills and his son? [thinking] # # dont know this is dunk can also bring little weeks playing? [color]]
微博汽车:
#成都车展# 月底就是车展了,除了上市新车,还有火锅、兔头、串串、冰粉、冒菜、钵钵鸡、红糖糍粑不可错过。[色][色]
[# # at the end of the chengdu motor show is the auto show, in addition to the new vehicle, and hot pot, rabbit head, so, ice powder, take food, bowls bowl chicken, brown sugar zi ba, do not miss it. [color] [color]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
小浪同学爱吐槽:
【神操作!新手司机停车忘拉手刹,小车“开溜”冲进大门】月日早 上六点半左右安徽铜陵,新手司机徐某刚拿到驾照,将车停在某厂区门口,下车后忘记拉手刹,结果车子一路“开溜”,直接撞开厂区大门,司机站车门边制动未果,所幸未造成人员伤亡。 tRDgbDNp
[【 god operation. Novice drivers forget to shake handshandle parking brake, the car split rushed into the door 】 about early at half past six on February nd, in tongling, anhui novice driver xu just to get a drivers license, parked at the gate of a certain factory, get off and forget to shake handshandle brake results the car run, all directly hitting the factory gate, the driver standing door edge brake failed, but caused no casualties. tRDgbDNp]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
微博汽车:
#大V聊车# 一辆“沧海遗孤”,它的坚持从来都是给懂它的人,这一期Jacky就给大家的情怀补补课。
[# big V car # a chat with the orphans, it insists on has always been to understand it, this issue Jacky will give everyones feelings more lessons.]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
新浪新闻客户端:
【悲剧!货车突然掉落钢卷,女司机等红灯时被砸身亡】月日山东淄博周村,一辆大货车在路口准备左转时,车上的不锈钢卷突然翻出车外,砸中一旁正在等红灯的小轿车。虽经消防官兵紧急救援,但车内女司机由于伤势太重,已不幸身亡。目前事故正在进一步调查中。 tRDgLh
[The tragedy! Truck suddenly drops coil, the driver killed when the red light smashed 】, shandong zibo zhoucun, turn left at the crossroads to prepare a big truck, stainless steel coil suddenly turned out of the car on the car, hit the side waiting for the red car. Although the fire officers and soldiers emergency relief, but the vehicle the driver due to injury is too heavy, has died. The accident is under further investigation. tRDgLh]
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青年时报:
【真·熊孩子!因被父亲责骂,岁熊孩子连划辆私家车泄愤】月日杭州一小区,一名岁男孩因不做暑假作业被父亲教育批评并勒令下楼反省。结果到楼下反省的男孩竟随手捡了根树枝划了沿路摆放的辆私家车。月日大关派出所陆续接到多名车主报警。民警调查发现所有的划车行为均为这名熊孩子,令人啼笑...全文: m.weibo
[【, bear children! Because scolded by his father, bear a child at the age of the cross car anger] month day hangzhou village, an old boy was father education criticism for not summer vacation homework and ordered to go downstairs and introspection. Downstairs to reflect on the results of the boy unexpectedly pick up twigs scratched along put private car. Mark police station February nd coming in several owners report to the police. Police investigation found that all of the car are the bear children, a crow laugh... The full text m. eibo]
新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex
沈博阳:
如何能和年轻气盛对中国又一知半解的YC老大Sam合作好?如何能从零开始在中国打造一个全新的创业孵化器?如何既保持YC原汁原味又为中国大刀阔斧的做出一些改变?如何能说服被大牌VC追着投钱的中国明星创业者们加入YC并接受很低估值?不走寻常路,勇于接受挑战的这份勇气,值得肯定。祝福陆奇!
[How can you and youthful YC boss Sam with a smattering of Chinese and good cooperation? How can you start from scratch to build a new business incubator in China? How to keep the YC authentic and aggressive for China to make some change? How can you convince was chased by big VC money China star entrepreneurs to join YC and accept low valuation? Dont walk unusual road, have the courage to accept the challenge of the courage, positive. Qi lu blessings!]
天使投资人,蛋壳公寓执行董事长
小野妹子学吐槽:
真是一个好上司,真是一个励志的故事[ok]
[Is really a good boss, it is an inspirational story [ok]]
图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
新浪汽车:
回复@他们都叫我_壳儿每个平衡车都要经过严格的训练才放进商场里卖[二哈]@他们都叫我_壳儿其实,你们不知道,有一个我们都不怎么知道的职位,叫做:野生平衡车驯化员
[Reply @ they call me _ shells each are through strict training to balance the car into the mall to sell two ha] [@ they call me _ shell actually, you dont know, have a job, we all dont know is called wild balanced car domesticated member]
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最全面的车型数据;
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最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷:
#电视剧古剑奇谭二# #古剑二大结局# 你们爱的谢伯伯演员特辑来啦[鼓掌]一起来聊聊谢衣~为今晚大结局做准备啦@张智尧-ken
tRDhzN
[# series DLC, tan # # # DLC finale you love Xie Bobo actor special come [applause.] together to talk about xie garment ~ in preparation for the finale tonight! @ Ken chang - Ken < br > tRDhzN]
汽车之家:
#家家汽车文化#到店实拍 哈弗F 款 中配版~tRDgqZ
[# every car culture in item # to shop to make harvard F version ~ tRDgqZ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
#最酷打call组# 媚者无疆七夕奶茶限定款,请问您需要几分甜[思考]月影公子cp分甜、晚安cp分甜、萤火虫cp分甜、公子长安cp变态甜!
A、分甜
B、分甜
C、分甜
D、变态甜
[# # coolest group play call mei without Chinese milk tea limited money, do you need some sweet [thinking] moon childe cp sweet, sweet, good night cp fireflies cp points sweet, childe changan cp abnormal condition! Sweet < br > < br > A, B, sweet sweet < br > < br > C, D, abnormal sweet]
新浪新闻客户端:
【家有五胞胎是啥体验?美国夫妇:喂食像流水线作业】每天冲瓶奶,换片尿布,洗大桶衣服……美国妈妈布里安娜说,“有时候我们刚喂完最后一个宝宝,第一个就又饿啦。”[笑cry]tRDVjuY网友表示:养不起养不起![允悲]
[【 home has five children what is experience? American couple feeding like an assembly line 】 blunt bottle of milk every day, changing nappies, wash bucket clothes... American mother, Anna said, sometimes we just finished feeding the last baby, the first will be hungry again. [laughing cry] tRDVjuY netizen said couldnt afford couldnt afford to! [allow sad]]
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小浪同学爱吐槽:
【瓜子脸流浪猫装箱丢门口 一抱起来竟那么胖...】近日,美国加利福尼亚州一家动物收容所的工作人员在单位门口发现一只被弃养后扔在纸箱里的猫,工作人员起初看了下它的“瓜子脸”,以为是只体型娇小的喵星人,直到抱出来才发现这是只公斤重的“巨无霸”猫。工作人员给他取名“汤米男孩”。最终,“汤...全文: m.weibo
[【 frame packing and stray cats threw the door A new up unexpectedly so fat... Berlin (Reuters) - a California animal shelter staff found an abandoned at the gate of the units are to be packed in cartons of cat, after staff at first looked at it under the frame, thought it was only the petite body meow star, only carried out found that this is the big MAC only kilograms cat. The staff named him tommy boy. In the end, soup... The full text m. eibo]
国事家事天下事,事事关心。
南方都市报:
【南都创客调查问卷:视频平台内容货真价实不,欢迎吐槽】随着互联网及移动互联网的发展逐步成熟,网络视频整体市场规模保持快速增长。其中,视频用户付费市场有了长足的增长,但各个视频平台仍然存在各种问题。您每天看多久视频?最想为何种视频内容付费?欢迎前来吐槽。👉tRDgwAMa
[【 SMW gen guest questionnaires video content actually not platform, welcome speech 】 along with the development of the Internet and mobile Internet gradually mature, the network video overall market size maintained rapid growth. Among them, video users paid market has made considerable growth, but various video platform still exist various problems. How long does it take video you watch TV every day? Want to pay for what kind of video content? Welcome to ridicule. 👉tRDgwAMa ]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
优酷:
Wuli宝哥@宋小宝纯行货 最近在忙什么?
我听说他心情不好的时候总喜欢找人喝两杯,
宝哥让#举杯呵呵喝#给你带个话,
今天你有空吗?
电话拨通密码:打开优酷APP 搜索#宋小宝#
看看小宝哥今天要约你在哪里见呢?
[Wuli treasure elder brother @ Song Xiaobao pure trading in busy recently? < br > Ive heard that he is in a bad mood, always want to drink two cups, < br > treasure elder brother let # # glasses ha ha drink to bring you a message, < br > are you free today? < br > phone calls password open the youtube APP search # # Song Xiaobao < br > see where is the small treasure elder brother today offer you see? ]
冷笑话精选:
恭喜@人家是萌萌哒滴小兔子啦 等名用户获得【第位获得郑锐彬的【大钻戒】第【签名照】】。微博官方唯一抽奖工具@微博抽奖平台 对本次抽奖进行监督,结果公正有效。公证链接:tRDgZGP
[Congratulations to @ the somebody else is lovely drop small rabbits users so as to obtain the first who get Zheng Ruibin first autographed 【 】 a big diamond ring 】 【 】. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform Supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRDgZGP]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
微博汽车:
#车评精选# 面临换代的经典车,有的适合抄底,有的适合等新款。有些时候选择高性价比不一定是最佳选项,因为爱车成为“老款”后会在保值率上打折扣,而选择全新一代同样意味着成为“小白鼠”,确实还需要一点勇气。[给你小心心][给你小心心]
[# # car review selected faces a generation of classic cars, some suitable for bottom, some suitable for the new. Sometimes choose high performance-to-price ratio is not necessarily the best option, because the car become old will be a discount on the resale value, and select a whole new generation also means to become a mouse, does need a bit of courage. [give you heart carefully] [give you heart carefully]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
新浪汽车:
#车展就看车# #新车情报局# 【沃尔沃全新S实车曝光 有望明年加长国产】运动取向的S实车看起来比老款帅气许多,特别是家族式的车灯,完美。[酷]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
新浪云:
最近很火的一段代码,你能挑出几个错误呢?说说你觉得最“horrible”的部分是什么
[Recently very fire a piece of code, you can pick out a few errors? What you think is the latest part]
新浪云-新浪公司旗下云计算服务平台,于年起对外提供公有云计算服务。基于新浪公司年的技术积累,新浪云开放了完美支撑新浪内部多款重量级明星产品的核心技术,为广大用户提供安全可靠、高扩展、可弹性伸缩、免运维的云计算服务。
猫扑:
【广东一副校长强行与岁少女发生性关系,酒店床上被抓现行】月日,广东雷州某小学副校长胁迫岁女生到酒店开房,强行与其发生性关系。女方家属发现后立即报警。据@平安雷州 通报:嫌疑人林某某(男,岁)已被刑事拘留。tRDrnxk
[【 guangdong vice principal, forced to have sex with her, the hotel bed caught 】 June , the leizhou school vice principal stress at the age of the girl to the hotel check in, forced to have sex. After her family found immediately report to the police. According to @ peace leizhou bulletin suspect Lin XXX (male, age) has been criminal detention. tRDrnxk]
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微博汽车:
#爱车故事会# 乔妹这个语速我是服气的[跪了]
[# # love story Qiao Mei this speech I am convinced] [kneeling]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
卢健生:
溫哥華SIGGRAPH电脑图形及互动技术展览会,Google VR展区,摆放正中间的,当然是我们@ZCAM K Pro影视级VR相机。[耶]
[Vancouver the SIGGRAPH computer graphics and interactive techniques exhibition, Google VR exhibition area, put in the middle of, of course, is our @ ZCAM K Pro VR camera, film and television level. [and]]
Z CAM, CEO
新浪新闻客户端:
【月租元年轻人住进养老院 需每月助老服务小时】日前,个年轻人住进杭州滨江区一所养老院,“酒店标间”月租只要元。去年,滨江推出“陪伴是最长情告白”项目,年轻人付较低的租金就能住进养老院,但每人每月助老志愿服务总时间不少于小时。你觉得如何?tRDj
[[yuan a month rent for young people to live in a nursing home A month helpage service hours 】 a few days ago, a young man living in hangzhou binjiang, a nursing home, hotel standard rooms rent as long as the yuan. Last year, binjiang launch with the longest love is confessions project, the young man to pay a lower rent will be able to live in a nursing home, but per month total time of not less than hours helpage volunteer service. What do you think? tRDj]
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微博汽车:
【大姐捡到车牌索要好处费 嫌元太少车主给买了盒烟】月日,辽宁葫芦岛暴雨,车主谢先生驾车时车牌掉落。就在他下车寻找时,一位大姐拿着车牌前来要好处费。谢先生提出给元,但大姐拒绝称:?自个儿补去。双方僵持之下谢先生报了警,在等待警察过程中他给大姐买了盒十几块的烟,大姐拿到烟后就...全文: m.weibo
[The elder sister pick up the license for the table Too yuan too little owners to buy a pack of cigarettes, heavy rain, liaoning huludao owner thank a gentleman to fall while driving license plate. As he gets out looking for it, a big sister with license plate to come to. Thank a gentleman to propose to the yuan, but the elder sister refused to say? To fill. Under standoff that thanks a gentleman called the police, he is in the process of waiting for the police to elder sister bought a box of blocks of smoke, elder sister to smoke after... The full text m. eibo]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
平安北京:
【消防员勇救轻生女子】月日下午时分,北京丰台区北大地消防中队接到报警,位于辖区内新华街一里有一名女子在小区六楼窗户护栏上欲跳楼。时分,中队到达现场楼下后看见一名女子身体悬在六楼窗户外情绪十分激动,随时都有从楼上坠落的可能。中队官兵见情况危急,立即徒步上楼营救,从楼内抓...全文: m.weibo
[Date of firefighters YongJiu suicide woman 】 【 the afternoon, Beijing fengtai north fire squadron received alarm, located in the jurisdiction of xinhua street, a woman in the village in a fence to jump off a building on the sixth floor Windows. , the squadron after arrived downstairs to see a woman body hanging outside the window the mood is very excited on the sixth floor, at any time may fall from upstairs. Squadron officers and soldiers in critical condition, immediately rescue, hiking up the stairs of the building inside... The full text m. eibo]
这里是北京市公安局官方微博,在这里您可以了解到北京警方的新闻资讯。欢迎您给我们提出意见和建议。
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优酷:
蝉精林动#杨洋[超话]# 与林琅天#吴尊[超话]# 街头大吵,两位林三岁上线[吃瓜]什么天元境地元境,到了兄弟跟前都是打口水仗,酷酷服了[允悲]~#电视剧武动乾坤#tRDdkng
[Cicada jing Lin, Yang Yang, a dynamic # [ultra words] # and # wu zun Lin post day big fight [ultra words] # street, two three online [eat melon] what Lin tian yuan RMB position condition, the brothers are SPAR verbally, cool clothingallow sad ~ # series # tRDdkng arms move heaven and earth]
微博汽车:
#车评精选# 对于新能源产业的创业者们而言,需要再多一些时间。检验他们的既不是口舌之争,也不是盲目量产,而是市场与消费者。[蚁人][蚁人][蚁人]
[Evaluation of selected # # car for new energy industry entrepreneurs, need some more time. Test their neithers, also is not blind production, but the market and consumers. [ant people] [ant people] [ant people]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
巴曙松:
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