巴萨新闻：
半场结束了，比分暂时-，大家都在场上种菜[允悲]
[Halftime, temporarily -, everyone in the field of food [allow sad]]
小时播报巴萨新闻
DOTA游戏联盟：
#TI国际邀请赛# 说打刀塔是为了钱的耿直boy，却是那个最不能接受失败的人。
[# # TI international invitational said play knife tower is uprightness boy for money, is the person who cant accept failure. ]
DOTA，不止是一场游戏，更是我们的态度和一份坚持。商务合作请加QQ：并标明来意~
司机发车了：
孰能生巧也很牛逼！[good][good] #搞笑幽默事# tRkhn
[Practice makes perfect also very cow force! [good] [good] # # tRkhn funny humor]
搞笑+正能量的车。每天带给你欢乐。不定期粉丝有礼哦！快关注上车！
DOTA2更新资讯_HOHO：
#DOTA##TI国际邀请赛#总决赛PSG.LGD对阵OG战队马上开始！！LGD加油了！！！ HOHO
[# # # DOTA# TI international invitational tournament finals PSG. Against OG LGD team start!!!!! LGD refueling!!!!!!!!!!! HOHO]
DOTA吧伪技术翻译更新解析人员-yhcyhc HOHO
北京厨子卖包包：
全民围堵滴滴CEO程维，让他去给死者亡灵下跪！这个要求不过分！你不把消费者的命当回事，消费者就会把你公司的命当个事！不下跪滚蛋！！！全民围堵，不用暴力，让他服罪！让他坐不了飞机上不了洗手间！ 任何人见到程维，请给他看图一！做人要有良心！
[The containment drops CEO chengwei, let him to kneel to the undead! This requirement is not too much! You dont keep the consumers life seriously, consumers will put your companys life as a thing! Not kneel down to fuck off!!!!!!!!!!! The containment, without violence, let him plead guilty! Dont let him sit on the plane not the bathroom! Anyone see chengwei, please give him a look at the picture! To have a conscience! ]
全民海淘CEO。好好卖包，天天新样。
兰花花201706：
#早安，郑州#
[微风]真正强大的人，从来不需要去碾压别人，更不会表现出极端的强势。相反，他们非常柔和，让人如沐春风，但身上却自带强大的气场，在智慧与见识的支撑下，让人倾倒，而不是浑身带刺，思想偏激，令人敬而远之。 一个人的自愈的能力越强，才越有可能接近幸福。做一个寡言，
[Zhengzhou # # good morning, < br > [wind] really strong person, never need to crush people, will not show the extreme strong. On the contrary, they are very soft, so inspiring, but the body is bringing a powerful aura, under the support of wisdom and knowledge, let a person, rather than spiny, radical thoughts, wince. A persons self-healing ability stronger, the more likely it is close to happiness. Do a few words,]
活着不是靠泪水博得同情，而是靠汗水赢得掌声！共勉 ！
减肥常识：
图上那块肌肉叫腰方肌，经常坐着的人，晚上睡觉前记得像图中一样拉伸一下那块肌肉，左右都要做，不然长期会后背疼。很有效。
[Figure on the muscle called the waist muscle, often people sitting there, remember before he goes to bed at night as in figure stretch once the muscles, or so to do, otherwise will back pain for a long time. Is very effective. ]
我不认识你，但我认识万个和你一样的人，我想帮你瘦下来~vxshce
交警陈清洲：
#清洲说警事[超话]# 【非常实用的装修小技巧[good]】担心在家里墙上钉钉子留洞？怕孩子爬家里柜子摔倒？一组实用室内装修小技巧，帮你解决这些难题！先马后看！ tRDjDGO
[# qing chau said police [ultra words] # 【 decorate very practical tips [good]] fear in the home leave a nail hole on the wall? Afraid of children climb cabinet fell at home? A set of practical tips for indoor decoration, help you solve the problem! Horse before they look! tRDjDGO]
时代楷模；全国政法系统优秀党员、公安一级英模、特级优秀人民警察；一等功臣；福建省最美身边普法人、学雷锋标兵、公安爱民模范；厦门市劳模……
野老多：
凌晨三点起床，看着山下一片漆黑！猛抽了一根烟，走了好久好久山路，老怕碰见女色鬼，对我那啥…开了俩小时高速，大雨和远光灯让我晕菜！此时已经到机场，回家！吓死大壮宝宝了
[Three o clock in the morning to get up and looked at the foot of a dark! Fierce smoked a cigarette, walk the road for a long time for a long time, the old fear of bumped into a female goat, to me that what... High speed, heavy rain and high beam opened two hours makes me confused! At this time has been to the airport, go home! Scared the shit out of big strong baby]
微博十大萌宠戏精 人送外号--全民狗爹
这个我服：
网上很火的一张孕妇怀孕时内脏器官被胎儿挤压而移位的动图…… 母爱伟大
[Online very the fire a pregnant woman during pregnancy the internal organs by fetal extrusion and displacement diagram... A mothers love is great]
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笑趴了：
点赞后，天内你将有巨款收入「搞笑贴」
[Point after, days you will have money income funny post]
我只是喜欢一个将快乐收集起来的小趴（内容均来自网络），不喜欢的可以不关注，请不要喷我！因为关爱智障，人人有责！
顶好阅读：
成熟，不是你能用很多大道理去开导别人，而是你能说服自己去理解身边的人和事。
[Mature, can not you use a lot of truth to enlighten others, but you can convince yourself to understand the people and things around you. ]
阅读是种品味，分享是种美德。 欢迎带V的相互关注。（图文均来自网络。 合作联系QQ）
CHERRYBOMBBB：
早睡早醒 老年人作息 [摊手] 还巨饿......
[Early to bed, early to wake the old routine [stand hand] also giant hungry... ]
山野土郎中：
一个成大事的人，不能处处计较别人，消耗自已的时间去和人家争论，不但有损自己的性情，且会失去自己的自制力。在尽可能的情况下，不妨对人谦让一点。与其跟狗一路走，不如让狗先走一步，如果给狗咬一口，你即使把狗打死，也不能治好你的伤口。——林肯 #世间诸药皆有毒#
[A great man, not everywhere care about others, consume their own time to argue with somebody else, not only hurt their own temperament, and will lose their self-control. In the case of as much as possible, try to compromise a little. Rather than with a dog walked all the way, let the dog walk first one step, if the dog bite, even if you get the dog to death, nor cure you of your wound. - Lincoln # # the world all medicines are poisonous]
山野中，喧嚣外，静心，悟道。搜集各家名方、验方。声明：如想使用本博方法，必须先咨询当地职业医师同意后，方可使用。（本人不看病，问诊请绕行。）
思想杂谈：
选男人，还是选个疼你的好。
爱，原本就是个挺虚的词儿。
它不只是简单的形而上，更是一些实实在在的呵护。
爱一个人，得给对方一些看得见、摸得着的在乎。
一万句柔情蜜意，不如一句＂放着，我来。
[Choose a man, still choose to love you well. < br > love, originally is a kind of empty words. < br > it is not just a simple metaphysics, but also some real care. < br > love a person, have to give each other some care about tangible. < br > ten thousand words of tenderness, is better than one, and me. ]
一个有度的微博！ 合作请私信！
哇啦哇啦星生意人：
我觉得看那个遇害的女孩的微博，觉得最难过的是她出事之前一个礼拜还发微博说，觉得做女孩真的太幸福了，在车上拎不动行李还有男人帮忙。一个礼拜之后她在车上遇害了，因为她是个女孩，而罪犯是个男人。
真的无意苛责她和跟她类似的单纯而美好的姑娘，岁的年纪都是这样真实而热爱生活，喜欢看到阳光
[I think watching the murdered girls weibo, feel that the most sad is a week before her accident she also said tweeting, think a girl is too happy, really couldnt move luggage in the car and a man for help. A week after she was killed in the car, because she is a girl, and criminals are a man. < br > < br > she really didnt mean to hard on her and the similar pure and beautiful girl, old age are so real and love life, love to see the sun]
知名骂人博主
CP少女头像：
愿你担心的事情最后都会有一个好的结果
[Let you worry about a thing finally can have a good result]
关注我今天一定会有好运，也会脱单哦～❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ：
全球流行风尚：
这段话说出多少人的心声[摊手]
[This paragraph of words how much people heart [stand hand]]
微博内最大的娱乐、时尚、潮流集聚地，每天播报娱乐、时尚、潮流信息，业务QQ个人微信ID：kuangjinhua
秦岭二月：
中元节晚上回家路上，
三个老人要搭车去女儿家。
听说滴滴刚出事了，
她们打不到车。
送还是不送？
这么晚，在线等.....
@豹子黍蜀 tRkPEE
[On the way home, hungry ghost festival night < br > the three old men want to get a ride to her daughter home. < br > I heard drops just had an accident, < br > they could not hit the car. < br > send or not send? < br > so late, online, etc... < br > @ leopards tRkPEE millet shu]
投稿请加微信号cyp，公众号cyp@秦岭二月 联系
酒里有毒201301：
说话音量，可取决于一个人内在的素质和修养。
[Voice tone, but depends on the quality and culture within a person. ]
我从大山来，看过百花开
环球市场播报：
【亚裔成美国贫富差距最大族群 华裔印裔收入更高】美媒称，皮尤研究中心对美国人口普查局数据进行的一项新分析表明，亚裔美国人取代了非洲裔美国人，成为美国现在经济状况差距最大的种族或民族。从年到年，亚裔美国人的收入不平等水平几乎翻了一番。tRkdIK
[The Asian into the gap between the rich and the poor of the nations biggest ethnic group Chinese American Indian higher income 】 the media, according to the pew research center in the United States census bureau data, according to a new analysis of Asian americans take the place of African americans became the largest racial or ethnic economy gap now. From year to year, Asian American levels of income inequality has almost doubled. tRkdIK]
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笑抽了：
香蕉：怪我咯？？ #搞笑不寻常#
[Banana blame me?? # # funny unusual]
分享搞笑幽默，愿我能带给你开心一笑
笑话专案组：
有生之年，要和喜欢的人去追一场极光，一起感受一下大自然那动人心魄的美~[心] #搞笑视频##笑话专案组# tRkzE
[Lifetime, and like to go after a aurora, feel the nature with the fascinating beauty ~ [heart] # funny video # # # joke astonished tRkzE]
为了搜罗最有趣的笑话，我们成立了一个专案组。合作私信，QQ：
LavenderAA：
与PSG.LGD会师决赛！LGD，冲鸭！#DOTA[超话]##TI国际邀请赛# tRkPC
[The final with PSG. LGD! LGD, duck! # DOTA [ultra words] # # # TI international invitational tRkPC]
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