2018年8月4日星期六

Graphic from Japanese twitter, more attached to no responsibility. Attention after the loss of mora

刘彦斌:
    中美贸易战升级了! ​
[A trade war with China to upgrade! ​]

小野妹子学吐槽:
    是我了...[跪了] ​
[Is my... [the] on my hands and knees]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

当当李国庆:
    tRerNbag ​
[tRerNbag]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

新浪新闻客户端:
    【戏精醉驾男狂说胡话:坐牢太久的话先让老婆改嫁[二哈]】月日,湖北阳新县。一名酒驾司机逆行被查后,全程爆出魔性笑声,还酒话连篇,让民警哭笑不得。他说,已经提前给爸爸和老婆打了电话,自己可能要坐点牢,如果时间太长就让老婆改嫁……男子被吊销驾照,并追究刑事责任。tResaT ​
[【 play fine drunk man crazy said nonsense prison too long let wife remarried ha] [two] month day, yangxin county of hubei province. A famous drivers retrograde after being examined, popped the ones full of laughter, and wine drooling, let civilian police in distress situation. He said, had called the father and his wife ahead of time, you might want to sit at a prison, let the wife remarried if time is too long... Man is revoked drivers license, and shall be investigated for criminal responsibility according to law. tResaT]

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南方都市报:
    【央视再揭低价团陷阱!别再上当了!】今年月,云南昆明公安破获一个涉及“低价团”旅游“黑色利益链”关键环节的特大案件。涉案导游介绍,接到低价团后,安排游客多次进店消费,导游收入为购物款%,旅行社拿%-%。一个零团费的旅行团,最后为旅行社带来万余元利润……该案中,旅行团七成收入...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 CCTV jie low mass of trap again! Dont fall for it! Police uncovered a month this year, kunming, yunnan involves low mass tourist black interests chain key link of extreme cases. Involved in the guide, after receiving low group, arrange the visitors into the shop for many times, the tour guide income to purchase %, travel agency - % %. A zero inclusive-fee Tours, finally bring to travel more than RMB profit... The case, the group seventy percent income... The full text m. eibo]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

新浪汽车:
    #车圈新闻# 【或创年内最大涨幅!油价窗口月日开启】下周一时国内成品油将开启新的一轮调价窗口,由于近期欧美原油处于高位运行,本轮油价涨幅有望刷新月上调幅度元,创下今年以来最大涨幅。今年上半年,号汽油已累计上涨.元,号柴油上涨.元。 ​
[# #.so news [or a year the biggest gain! Day opened window 】 oil prices next week at that time the domestic refined oil pricing will open a new round of window, the recent crude oil is high, the current rise in oil prices is expected to refresh the month, its biggest gain since this year. In the first half of this year, gasoline has risen. Yuan, diesel rise. Yuan. ​]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    活久见!@新浪新闻客户端 这位教授回应的如此理直气壮???
[Live long to see! @ sina news client the professor responded so justly???????]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

新浪新闻客户端:
    这位教授回应的如此理直气壮???
[The professor responded so justly????]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

青年时报:
    【山下智久来杭州宣传电影《#解码游戏#》,一句杭州话女粉丝酥倒一片】“我欢喜你!”因《求婚大作战》《朝晚帅气和尚爱上我》在中国走红的#山下智久#,昨天下午出现在了杭州,一句杭州话就让现场的粉丝陷入疯狂。山下智久的人气有多高,见面会安在下午点,点钟活动现场层楼都已经围的水泄不通…...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 news propaganda film # decoding game # to hangzhou, hangzhou words a female fans crisp fall a] Im glad you! Proposed for big fight, the handsome boy is late fall in love with me in the Chinese popular # # news, yesterday afternoon in hangzhou, a hangzhou words let the fans crazy. How high is the growing popularity of news, meeting in the afternoon, activities at the scene floors have surrounded water trickled through... ... The full text m. eibo]

新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex

优酷:
    #真相吧花花万物#炎热的夏天,你需要养生又下饭的综艺来消暑,今天继续跟着@蔡康永 @小S 修身养性![二哈] ​
[# # truth about flower all hot summer, you need to preserve ones health and orders of variety to cool them down, continue to follow the @ definetely today @ small S cultivate ones morality raises a gender! [two ha]]

汽车之家:
    汽车之家“诚信联盟”启动!再不怕买到问题车!
[Car home honesty to start! Not afraid to buy again car!]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【无证男开保时捷撞护栏,扔下重伤朋友逃逸后在出租屋割腕[费解]】近日,黑龙江大庆,一辆保时捷敞篷跑车连撞道路中央护栏,民警赶到现场时,司机已逃逸。副驾驶的女子被护栏撞伤头部,路人报警后送医。民警找到肇事司机时,他已经割腕。副驾女子经抢救无效死亡,司机被刑拘。tRekZbpI ​
[【 unlicensed male open porsche bumping guardrail, dropped seriously friends escape in rental cut wrist after [difficult]] recently, the heilongjiang daqing, a porsche roadster hit road central guardrail, police arrived on the scene, the driver has to escape. The co-pilot woman head hurt by the guardrail, passer-by alerted police. Police find the driver, he has cut his wrists. The passenger woman after the rescue invalid death, the driver being detained. tRekZbpI]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【女子拒绝配合执法拆除遮阳棚,发飙抓伤民警】月日时,安做阜阳市交警一大队民警、市容、交通三部门在颍上路开展交通秩序综合整治行动。一辆电动车违法安装遮阳篷,民警告知将予以拆除,骑车女子拒不配台,辱驾现场执法人员;联合执法人员予以强制拆除,女子突然发飙,对民警拳打脚踢将民警手臂抓伤...全文: m.weibo ​
[The woman refused to cooperate with law enforcement to dismantle awnings, cow scratches police] month day, Ann do fuyang city traffic police brigade police, in the small city, traffic department to carry out the comprehensive improvement of the traffic order. A electric cars illegal awning installation, police told will be demolished, cycling women refused to match, driving the shame law enforcement; Joint law enforcement officers shall be forced to dismantle, the woman suddenly, punched police police arm scratches... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

猫扑:
    版的《紫禁之巅》
最后天蝎本尊竟然亲自出场
哈哈哈哈哈今日快乐源泉![笑cry] tReFjVIT ​

[Version of purple forbid of dian < br > finally Scorpio this Buddha actually is personally source < br > ha ha ha ha ha happy today! [laughing cry] tReFjVIT]

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ZAKER:
    【开正规的车,加正规的油,走正规的路,居然告诉我限行?】 开正规的车,加正规的油,走正规的路,居然告诉我要限行? tResfVtW ​
[The formal car, plus regular oil, formal way, incredibly told me restrictions? A regular car, plus regular oil, formal way, incredibly told me to limit line? tResfVtW]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

新沐sunshine:
    转发
[forwarding]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【的哥拍视频造谣辅警“当街小便” 被拘天[黑线]】日前,黑龙江哈尔滨一出租车司机拍下一段视频,称一名辅警“当街小便”,并在网上传播。而事实是,当天车流高峰,该辅警在使用灯箱设备手动调节信号,疏导交通。因视频被多人转发,造成不良影响,该司机被拘留天。tReeebh ​
[Urinate [taxi driver shoot video disinformation auxiliary police street was detained days [black line]], a taxi driver in heilongjiang Harbin filmed a video, said one of the auxiliary police to urinate street, and spread on the Internet. The truth is that, on the day of the peak, the auxiliary police box equipment in service manual control signal, the traffic. People forward by video, and have a negative effect, the driver was detained days. tReeebh]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【Im not OK……苏轼黄庭坚雕像再次被淹[黑线]】四川宜宾,苏轼黄庭坚雕像曾因被洪水淹没而走红。苏轼雕像被洪水冲倒后,在雕像植入钢筋,进行了加固修复。然而,月日,洪水再袭宜宾,苏轼、黄庭坚雕像又被泡在水中…苏轼:小黄你还好吗?黄庭坚:我觉得我还能再坚持一下[二哈]tRegqKIy ​
[The statue of su shi huang tingjian flooded again Im not OK... [black line]] yibin in sichuan province, su shi huang tingjian famous statue was flooded. Su shi was cut down by the flood statue, the statue embedded steel bar, reinforce and repair carried out. Month day, however, on the flood of yibin, su shi, huang tingjian, statues and soak in the water... Su shi, huang, are you ok? Huang tingjian I think I can hold on a second ha tRegqKIy]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

汽车之家:
    #家家新闻#【化解保费高痛点 新能源车专用险拟出台】近期有消息传出,针对新能源汽车的专用保险即将在月出台。新能源汽车专用险能否解决目前新能源汽车高保费的痛点?新能源汽车保险又贵在哪里?套用燃油车保险又存在何种问题?本文将为你展开介绍。 tReseDG ​
[# # every news 【 dissolve the premium high pain points New energy vehicles special risks proposed 】 the recent news, a special insurance for new energy vehicles is introduced in the month. New energy vehicles special risks can solve the pain points in the new energy automobile high premium? In the new energy car insurance and where? To fuel the car insurance and what problems? This article will introduce for you. tReseDG]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    【交警都忍不住笑了!戏精醉驾男狂说胡话:#坐牢太久的话先让老婆改嫁#[二哈]】月日,湖北阳新县。一名酒驾司机逆行被查后,全程爆出魔性笑声,还酒话连篇,让民警哭笑不得。他说,已经提前给爸爸和老婆打了电话,自己可能要坐点牢,如果时间太长就让老婆改嫁……男子被吊销驾照,并追究刑事责任。...全文: m.weibo ​
[The police couldnt help laughing! Play fine drunk man crazy said nonsense # # to jail too long let wife remarried ha] [two] month day, yangxin county of hubei province. A famous drivers retrograde after being examined, popped the ones full of laughter, and wine drooling, let civilian police in distress situation. He said, had called the father and his wife ahead of time, you might want to sit at a prison, let the wife remarried if time is too long... Man is revoked drivers license, and shall be investigated for criminal responsibility according to law. ... The full text m. eibo]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    【上海滩最凶老板娘!岁餐厅阿婆有上百明星好友:高圆圆打电话问候】岁的张秀琴是上海黄浦区茂隆餐厅的老板娘,她已经经营该店年。这家店在文艺圈里很出名,有上百位明星来过,包括范冰冰、李冰冰等。有些客人评价她“很凶”、“态度差”,但也有客人说:“你就是要凶,不然我们吃不到”。阿婆也...全文: m.weibo ​
[The age of the bund is the most fierce wife of shop-owner! Restaurant a savory hundreds of star friends gao call greetings 】 xiu-qin zhang is at the age of Shanghai huangpu district restaurant owner of alum, she has been operating in the store. The shop is very famous in literary and art circles, there are hundreds of stars, including fan bingbing, li bingbing, etc. Some guest judge her very aggressive, attitude is poor, but also have a guest said you is fierce, otherwise we cant eat. Mai also... The full text m. eibo]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    完全ok[拜拜] ​
[Completely ok [bye]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【“钉子车”占道天不挪动,前后两头被挖断陷“孤岛”】月日,贵州凯里。一辆“钉子车”停在路面影响管道施工,施工方多次联系车主,车主称在外无法回来挪车。无奈之下,在经车主同意后,施工方只能将车停路段两头挖断。目前车子前后左右动弹不得,被困“孤岛”。tReDttj ​
[Nail encroachments days dont move, both before and after being dug rift islands 】 month day, guizhou Carey. Stopped a car nail on the road affect the pipeline construction, construction of multiple contact the owner, the owner said in the outside cant move the car back. In desperation, after the approval of the owner, the contractor can only dig broken stopping sections at both ends. At present the car couldnt move around, trapped isolated island. tReDttj]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    #真相吧花花万物#新一期节目@小S 的表情包奉上,火力全开的女人你真的有点美![鼓掌]各位走过路过的宝宝赶快来收图啦~~ [来][来] ​
[# truth about flower all # @ the expression of small S a new edition package and all the women you really beautiful! [applause.] you figure through passing baby hurry to collect the la ~ ~ [to] [to]]

新浪新闻客户端:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈最右[笑cry]@还是九叔吧:番茄:鸡蛋你先下锅
[Ha ha ha ha ha the right [laugh cry] @ still nine uncle tomatoes, eggs you first begin]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    这里有.米高的布朗熊等你打卡
这里有万千萌物等你领回家
这里有各种惊喜等你来发现
月日-月日
📍北京三里屯通盈中心梅赛德斯-奔驰门口
京东 | LINE FRIENDS 快闪店,只等你来
@京东 @LINEFRIENDS_CHINA ​

[这里有.米高的布朗熊等你打卡
这里有万千萌物等你领回家
这里有各种惊喜等你来发现
月日-月日
📍北京三里屯通盈中心梅赛德斯-奔驰门口
京东 | LINE FRIENDS 快闪店,只等你来
@京东 @LINEFRIENDS_CHINA ​]


图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新浪新闻客户端:
    【世界上最伟大扒手的现场表演,让你目瞪口呆!】你是否深信“眼见为实”?阿波罗·罗宾会在这短短的时间里,让你对这一切产生怀疑。[来]睁大眼睛,来看看这令人窒息的操作吧,这段视频,你看了几遍呢?@人人视频 tReBXxV ​
[The worlds greatest thief live performances, let you dumbfounded!] Do you believe that seeing is believing? Apollo robin will in this short time, let you doubt about all of this. [to] zheng big eyes to look at the suffocating operation, this piece of video, you see a few times? @ all video tReBXxV]

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音悦台:
    不谢!一支视频捋清《延禧攻略》《还珠格格》《甄嬛传》的人物关系[笑cry]人物有点复杂tReeAcME ​
[Dont thank! A video le qing delay jubilee strategy, princess huanzhu biography of the enrollment 嬛 characters relations [laugh cry] tReeAcME characters a little complex]

音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass

冷笑话精选:
    一句话神回复[doge] ​
[A word of god reply [doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #电视剧武动乾坤# 杨洋吴尊秒变幼稚鬼,居然在片场玩起老鹰捉小鸡[允悲]看完酷酷简直要笑趴下了,是那种地动山摇式的趴下[笑cry][笑cry]友情提示,看了会上瘾,慎点[doge]月日起优酷VIP会员每周二到周四抢先看,始终多看集!tReswmr ​
[# # show arms move heaven and earth and Yang wu zun second as naive ghosts, was on the set of playing chicken finish see cool can allow sadness will smile down, is the kind of drop formation type [laugh cry] [laugh cry] helpful hints, addictive, cautious, youku points [doge] month of VIP member first Tuesday to Thursday, always see set! tReswmr]

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,长沙市开福区洪山街区偶遇明星朱一龙,详细内容请点击 tResTPTV ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, changsha kaifu district hongshan district Zhu Yilong encounter star, details please click tResTPTV]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

新浪汽车:
    #海外车讯# 【路虎注册新商标“Road Rover” !!】日前,我们从外媒获悉,路虎注册了“Road Rover”商标,结合此前收到的轿车假想图,我们猜测新商标可能用于该商标下的首款轿车或电动车型。以后大家在路上看见Road Rover可别当成Land Rover的山寨了。[二哈] ​
[- # # overseas car 【 land Rover new registered trademark Road Rover!! A few days ago, we learned from foreign media that land Rover registered the Road Rover trademark, combined with the previously received car image, we can guess the new trademark to be used under the trademark of the first cars or electric vehicles. After you see on the Road Road Rover dont as a Land Rover fortress. [two ha]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

知乎:
    「近日,苹果公司的市值正式突破一万亿美元大关,成为全球首家市值万亿的科技公司。这个数字几乎相当于美国四大银行的总和,超过了美国包括迪士尼、Netflix 等娱乐业巨头在内的整个媒体行业的价值。这意味着,自 年首次公开发行以来,苹果股价已经涨了近 %。」👉tResjQAr ​
[Recently, apples market capitalization officially break through the $one trillion mark, become the worlds first value of trillions of technology companies. The number is almost equivalent to the sum of the big four Banks, than the United States, including Disney, Netflix and other entertainment giant, the value of the entire media industry. This means that, since the years since its initial public offering, apple shares have risen nearly %. 👉tResjQAr ​]

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