汽车之家:
#家人来“找茬”#亲爱的家人们,游戏时间到,快来回答吧。下面这张图你能最快猜出它是哪款车吗?最快答对的用户会获得家家送出的精美礼品一份。正确答案将于今晚点转发本微博公布。
[# # family to search for my dear family, the game time, quick to answer. The image below you can guess what it is fastest car? Fastest right users will get every send a nice present. The correct answer will be announced this late forwarding this weibo. ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
猫扑:
#猫扑段子# 日本长崎动物园的河马一家钟爱西瓜,一口一个,嘎嘣脆 [馋嘴] tRkvGtHo
[# # mop jokes Nagasaki zoo hippo a favorite watermelon, a a, crunch tRkvGtHo [available]]
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MIUI:
.. - ..,感谢你八年陪伴!
[.. -.. Thank you for your company for eight years! ]
MIUI米柚,基于Android深度定制,坚持每周升级持续进化,成为你离不开的贴心伙伴!
刘彦斌:
我从来不买科技股,因为我对科技股理解不了!
[I never buy technology stocks, because Im not a tech to understand! ]
但斌:
回复@春春_大器晚成小狮子什么逻辑,以此类推,喝可乐能强国吗?可乐喝多了美国能强吗?[怒]@春春_大器晚成小狮子喝酒强国吗,或者买茅台喝强国吗?
[Reply @ chunchun _ = what little lion logic, and so on, can drink coke power? Coke can drink many us strong? [anger] @ chunchun _ = little lion drinking powers, or buy moutai for power?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
小野妹子学吐槽:
#真爱链# 如果世界上有一种永远存在、完全公开且不可篡改的告白方式,你敢用它向你的另一半告白吗?#敢爱不怕链# 是真爱就用区块链向TA告白吧!还有机会赢取全球首款区块链限量定制款钻戒tRkvbBGE tRkvbBGn
[# # love chain if there is a forever in the world, completely open and do not tamper with the way of confession, you dare to use it to your partner confession? # # to dare to love is not afraid of chain is the true love will block chains to TA confessions!!!! Still have a chance to win the worlds first block chain limited customization model of diamond ring tRkvbBGE tRkvbBGn]
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知乎:
如何看待红芯宣布完成 . 亿 C 轮融资,[并不简单]却被网友发现其浏览器安装包解压出 Chrome?👉tRkvXTq
[How red core declaration complete C round of financing,] [is not simple but by netizens found its browser installation package the extracted Chrome? 👉tRkvXTq ]
发现更大的世界
刘彦斌:
那些什么儿童底、婴儿底、胎儿底都是胡闹,都是臆想出来的,根本就不能信!
[What those children bottom, baby bottom, the bottom of the fetus is a farce, is imagined, wont get any letter! ]
刘彦斌:
熊市不言底!底在哪里我现在也不知道,我只是初步判断底在以下而已!具体的要看盘面走势!
[Dont say bear market! Bottom where I dont know now, Im just preliminary judgment bottom in the following! Specific to see whether the disk moves! ]
ZAKER:
【网红不顾劝阻怀孕 医生:以爱的名义绑架我们】 万象|岁网红患重病生子死亡率极高,却执意怀孕并高调宣传,称如成功将给患者带来希望,医生:以爱的名义绑架我们。 tRkvJu
[【 red net regardless of discourage pregnancy doctor kidnapping in the name of love we 】 vientiane | red become seriously ill and raise high mortality rate, age of pregnancy were determined and high-profile publicity, said such as success will bring hope to patients, doctors, kidnapped in the name of love us. tRkvJu]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
知乎:
#什么值得买# 已知的没什么可发现,更大的未知不需要探索,也不必对世界保持好奇,知乎用更大的世界点燃你的生活#燃就现在#@苏宁易购 ,,一起燃!tSJB
[# # what worth buying known nothing can be found, more dont need to explore unknown, also dont have to be curious about the world, on zhihu with greater world light up your life is now # @ # combustion Su Ningyi purchase, and combustion together! tSJB]
发现更大的世界
ZAKER:
#ZAKER星播报# 你的小可爱Jasper突然出现!#爸爸去哪儿第六季[超话]# 开播,#陈小春[超话]# 和#Jasper[超话]# 的回归,让“姨母饭”们惊喜不已。陈小春接受我们的采访,他透露Jasper对节目念念不忘,主动要求再参加。这一次,Jasper遇见新朋友表现如何呢?父子俩再次旅行,又会有怎样可爱的互动?...全文: m.weibo
[# # ZAKER star to broadcast your little cute Jasper suddenly appeared! # where dad sixth season [ultra words] #, # Chen xiao chun [ultra words] # # and # Jasper words [over] the return of dinner aunt surprised unceasingly. Chen xiao chun accept our interview, he revealed Jasper, for the program to request it. How well did this time, Jasper to meet new friends? Father and son to travel again, will be, how lovely interaction? ... The full text m. eibo]
传递价值资讯:myzaker
新浪汽车:
#交通万象# 【男子醉驾被查扬言来自“核弹世家”称#我爷爷是搞原子弹的# 交警一查还真是[笑cry]】日,江苏盐城,一奇瑞轿车停在机动车行车道,驾驶员在车内睡觉。交警对驾驶员检查后其属醉驾。面对民警的批评教育,男子扬言:“我父亲也是搞原子弹氢弹的,我是他们唯一的儿子和孙子,你们看着吧”。...全文: m.weibo
[# # traffic vientiane 【 man is drunk driving check threatened from the nuclear family said # # I grandpa is the bomb traffic police check is [laugh cry]], yancheng, jiangsu province, a chery car parked in the driveway, the motor vehicles driver in the car to sleep. The traffic police to driver after checking the drunken driving. Facing a deluge of criticism for police education, the man said my fathers also make atomic and hydrogen bombs, I was their only son and grandson, you watch. ... The full text m. eibo]
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最全面的车型数据;
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最丰富的汽车活动。
优酷:
超级剧集#媚者无疆# 公子@汪铎 醉酒失控一时扑倒晚媚@李一桐Q ,晚媚狠心推开,记得长安@屈楚萧 被要求侍寝时,宁愿忍受被下药,也要拒绝侍寝的。晚安cp双双守贞,高冷的公子爱的很是痛苦啊~
tRDekj
[Super series # # mei person boundless childe @ Wang Duo @ Li Yitong Q drunk out of control at that time the fall night, night mei cruel away, remember to changan @ QuChu shaw was asked to serve thy wife, would rather stand being drugged, also to refuse to serve thy wife. Good night cp both virginity, high cold childe love is very painful ~ < br > tRDekj]
猫扑:
【拼多多山寨电视机调查:不少原料是回收品和洋垃圾】在电商平台拼多多,“小米视听”、“王牌佳品”、“康佳K”等众多电视机产品的介绍页面并无“大石”二字,然而,这条位于广州市南部的街道与这些产品有千丝万缕的联系。在拼多多,与TCL王牌电视机商标类似的“王牌兴红”电视机,截至年月底被...全文: m.weibo
[【 spell shanzhai television investigation a lot a lot of raw material is recycled and the junk 】 in electric business platform to spell, millet audio-visual, smoked trump card , konka K and so on numerous television product introduction page, there is no stone words, however, this is located in guangzhou city in the south of the street are connected with these products. The spell, and TCL trump card trademark similar ace is red TV, by the end of last year was... The full text m. eibo]
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微博时尚:
#吴瑾言生日快乐# #吴谨言[超话]# 戏里是智商情商双在线,勇气可嘉的魏璎珞;生活中是可盐可甜,气质出众的@吴谨言Y 。祝令妃生日快乐!愿所有好运相伴与你,也期待可以带给我们更多的惊喜!
[# Wu Jinyan happy birthday # # # Wu Jin speech words [over] scene is IQ eq double online, wei wreaths all courage; Salts of life can be sweet, temperament outstanding @ Wu Jin Y. Happy birthday to the princess! May all good luck with you, looking forward to can also bring us more surprises! ]
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小野妹子学吐槽:
这样还过啥七夕,不知道明天周五要上班的吗[doge]
[This is what Chinese valentines day, dont know tomorrow to work on Friday to [doge]]
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音悦台:
自弹自唱,还秀了一段闽南话,来看看#邓紫棋# 版本的《我只在乎你》吧[爱你]tRkvIGQw
[Play and sing, but also show a period of southern min, take a look at # # Deng Zi chess version of I only care about you love you [] tRkvIGQw]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass
南方都市报:
[衰][二哈]
[[failure] [two ha]]
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新浪新闻客户端:
遇见完美恋人的概率只有.%,遇见单身问题的概率却有.%。[二哈]这个七夕,我们联合了家最摩登的新媒体机构,搭建了一座#单身问题研究所#。
凭颜值单身?凭情商单身?凭实力单身?除了解决以上问题外,我们还将送出[doge]大礼包。今晚,相约新浪新闻客户端,#单身问题研究所#,总有一款答案...全文: m.weibo
[Meet the probability of the perfect lover only. %, meet probability has a single problem. %. [two ha] the Chinese valentines day, we combined the modern new media organizations, set up a single institute of # #. < br > in appearance level single? By eq single? By the strength of single? In addition to solve the above problem, we will also send out [doge] package. Meet tonight, sina news client, # # single studies, there is always an answer... The full text m. eibo]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
优酷:
#电视剧古剑奇谭二# #古剑二大结局# 这一生,真真假假,初七?谢衣?最终也都埋葬在神女墓中……初七,再见啦[泪]@张智尧-ken
tRkvsvM
[# series DLC, tan # # # DLC finale this life, true, the seventh? Thank the clothes? Eventually were buried in the fairys tomb... Seventh, good-bye [] tears @ Ken chang - Ken < br > tRkvsvM]
当当李国庆:
作家毒语录, 提神醒脑!
tRkvVLC
[Writer poison quotations, refreshing! < br > tRkvVLC]
我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵
南方都市报:
川西平原上,安仁如同一片遗落之境,这里有遗落的时间,遗落的文化。今时今日,仁安何处?大型公馆实境体验剧《今时今日安仁》讲述那些失落的时光,从今时今日回到昔时昔日。寻找时光中散落的碎片,嗅探故人的气息。 tRkvcIW
[Western sichuan plain, AnRen like a lost, there is lost time, lost culture. Today, ringha? Large mansion reality experience opera today AnRen about the lost time, from this time forth today back to the historical past. Looking for time, the scattered fragments from sniffing the breath of the fallen. tRkvcIW]
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优酷:
#电视剧古剑奇谭二# 恭喜@小明夜 @银杏卷 @伊人的小小伊 获得本周#酷玩古剑二# 活动产粮大奖——【古剑奇谭二(游戏)主角团挂画一套】请私信官微领取你的奖品吧~活动仍在继续,神秘大奖还未揭晓哦[礼物]
[# series DLC, tan # congratulations @ night xiao Ming @ ginkgo volume @ iraqis small received this week # coldplay DLC grain production awards - # activity the DLC, tan (game) leading group hang a picture to a 】 please direct messages officer micro to receive your prize continues ~, mystery prize hasnt announced oh [present]]
微博搞笑排行榜:
#尔晴 词典翻译#有道词典太皮了,恭喜皇上喜提大猪蹄子
[# #, fine dictionary translation youdao dictionary too skin, congratulations to the emperor xi mention big pig hoof]
微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗
青年时报:
【岁男子大喝一声“医生,我痒啊”,然后掏出一个板刷刷自己肚子】“马医生,你看我身上的疹子都已经消下去了。”昨天上午,陈大伯来到了浙江省中医院皮肤科复诊。皮肤科主任医师马丽俐看到后,不禁回想起陈大伯第一次就诊时的情景,直感叹:“做了这么多年医生,我还是第一次遇到那样的情况!”大伯...全文: m.weibo
[【 aged men drink a cry, doctor, I itch, and then pulled out a plate brush his stomach 】 Dr Ma, you see me rashes are away. Yesterday morning, Chen Dabo came to zhejiang province on hospital dermatologist appointment. Dermatology chief physician Ma Lili after see, can not help but recall Chen Dabo visits for the first time, straight sigh the doctor do for so many years, was the first time I met that situation! Uncle... The full text m. eibo]
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青年时报:
【可怕!岁姑娘正在洗澡,一抬头竟发现有双眼睛盯着自己……】今年岁的小童,趁着放暑假从安徽老家来杭州找父母,暂住在父母公司的宿舍里。公司宿舍有个公共浴室,平时员工和家属都在那里洗澡。月日下午点半左右,小童在公共女浴室洗澡,听到浴室上面有动静,抬头一看,竟发现有双眼睛盯着自己...全文: m.weibo
[【 terrible! Old girl was taking a shower, looked up unexpectedly found that pairs of eyes staring at themselves... This year at the age of the child, while summer vacation from anhui home to hangzhou looking for parents, parents living in company dormitories. Company dormitory have a public bathroom, usually employees and family members are there to take a bath. Around in the afternoon, February nd child female bathroom shower in public, s sound heard above the bathroom, looked up and found there are pairs of eyes staring at yourself... The full text m. eibo]
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平安北京:
【是手机让我们平淡的生活变得特别精彩[doge][doge][doge]】网友:最后一个,看着都疼。。。[允悲]tRDeMZi
[【 we insipid life is a cell phone become particularly good [doge] [doge] [doge]] netizen last, watching ache... [allow sad] tRDeMZi]
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冷笑话精选:
“苟富贵...[作揖]”
“互相忘?[doge]”
[GouFuGui... [bowing] < br > forget each other? [doge]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
冷笑话精选:
给你啊,诶!拿不着!
给你啊,诶!拿不着!
哈哈哈是真的皮[笑cry] tRDsWwoB
[To you, either! To fetch! < br > to you, either! To fetch! < br > ha ha ha is really leather tRDsWwoB [laugh cry]]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
汽车之家:
#家人帮家人#@魂断人间人断魂 :“我刚参加工作,家离工作地点比较远,有高速和国道两种方式…想入手一台SUV,购车预算是裸车万左右,有没有比较合适我的车,求各位大神推荐,感谢!”
[# @ # family help family lost human qingming comes I just have a job, the home is far, to work with high-speed HeGuoDao two ways... Think of a SUV car budget is naked car all around, is there a more appropriate my car, and you recommend a great god, thank you! ]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
优酷:
请屏住气 或者 深呼吸
酷酷郑重宣布
一件你#想不到这么酷#的大事就要发生
准备好了吗?惊喜此刻开启!
#优酷VIP会员六周年#
诚邀各位小哥哥小姐姐参加,速度约起来~[来]
[Please hold your breath or breathe solemnly declared < br > < br > very cool thing you # # surprisingly so cool event to happen < br > are you ready? Surprise now open! < br > # youku VIP member sixth anniversary # < br > invite you little brother elder sister to attend, speed up ~ about [to]]
优酷:
#网剧疯人院# 觉得受到伤害的小伙伴们在本条微博下留言,酷酷随机抽取个送大家护体抱枕~
[Asylum # # net play feel hurt friends under this weibo message, cool randomly send everyone hold pillow protector ~]
优酷:
#酷酷日爆社#心疼咱们家四郎,戏内后宫着火,戏外没人搭理,四郎心里苦,今天就要全说出来!为我四郎伸张正义,雍正粉雄起[心]
[# # love our house cool day blasting club koga, play in succedent houses on fire, no one spoke to play outside, koga bitter in my heart, today will say it all! Koga justice for me and yongzheng powder competent [heart]]
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