2018年6月30日星期六

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范丞丞Adam0616:
    稍微休息下 跟一只 鬼在一起还嫌弃我不会滑@小鬼-王琳凯 tRrnVhNc ​​​
[Rest slightly with a ghost also abandon me will not slide @ imp - Wang Linkai tRrnVhNc]


微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论留下
你想了解的学校或专业,
知情的人来介绍一下 _____________________________ ​​​

[Comments left < br > you want to know about the school or professional, < br > informed to introduce _____________________________]


微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

善财神:
    看阿根廷的的你 #世界杯# tRrnyfAm ​​​
[You look at the Argentine # # tRrnyfAm World Cup]


关注有福利

郭斯特:
    给我打个分[doge]tRrneO ​​​
[Give me a points [doge] tRrneO]


我是平板!合作联系QQ,周边在这儿tRzAkS

锦鲤大王:
    七月的锦鲤,想给首页带来一群甩也甩不掉的好运🙏 ​​​
[七月的锦鲤,想给首页带来一群甩也甩不掉的好运🙏 ​​​]


【广告合作WX】tox_jia【深度合作WX】lin_ojoj 【神秘淘宝】 搜店铺名:锦鲤大王 ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen

阿花花酱:
    收藏吧 用的到
⬇️⬇️⬇️

擦完防晒后如果要上底妆,等~分钟。
等待是为了让防晒成膜,成膜后才有更好的防护力。同时现在市面上很多针对干皮的防晒都很油润,如果不等待成膜后再上底妆,底妆也扒不牢会有种浮在油上的感觉,手稍微一蹭就没了。

底妆一定要选择最接近自己肤色的,虽然这点别 ​​​

[Collection, please use the < br > ⬇ ️ ⬇ ️ ⬇ ️ < br > < br > after wipe the sunscreen if want to go to the bottom makeup, etc to minutes. < br > the waiting is for sunscreen film, film before have better protection. Now on the market at the same time a lot of dry skin suntan oil moisten, if again after dont wait for the film on the bottom makeup, bottom makeup too not firm will have a feeling of floating on the oil, hand rubs they dont have a slightly. < br > < br > bottom makeup must choose the most close to their skin color, although that dont]


一个卖衣服的girl,商务邮箱:dululu@。微信公众号:dululu。ins:unie。

野食小哥:
    感情,从来不是一个人的维系,而是两个人的珍惜。 tRrReDga ​​​
[Of the maintenance of the emotion, has never been a person, but two people cherish. tRrReDga]


一人一世界。微信公众号:野食小哥QQ群: 成为地主家傻儿子的长工

人民日报:
    【别人家的录取通知书!清华大学年D录取通知书曝光[憧憬]】月日@清华大学 将发出今年第一批录取通知书。新版录取通知书中将夹带一份激光雕刻的D清华“二校门”纸雕工艺品,由清华师生共同打造。一打开通知书,一座微型立体的清华标志建筑“二校门”就站立起来。网友:我飘了,我想要[允悲] ​​​
[The other peoples admission notice! Tsinghua university admission notice in D exposure [hope]] month day @ tsinghua university will be the first YiPiLuQu notice. The next edition of the letter of admission with a laser engraving D tsinghua secondary school paper carving handicraft, built jointly by tsinghua university teachers and students. An open letter, a miniature three-dimensional tsinghua landmarks school is to stand up. Vicki_seefeldt_west gone with the wind, I want to [allow sad]]


人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

景甜:
    巴黎 巴黎[鲜花][爱你][害羞] ​​​
[Love you in Paris, Paris [flowers] [] [shy]]


工作请联系📧jingtiansweetie@

Cecilia宋妍霏:
    拍了两千张选出三张 太不容易了❤️@火箭少女_孟美岐 ​​​
[Took two thousand choose three Too not easy ❤ ️ @ _ rocket girl meng beauty]


工作事宜请联系:CCSTUDIO@

wu2198:
    忙摘果卖,没有空发现微博,发一条表示我好好的! ​​​
[Busy picking fruit to sell, no empty found weibo, send a said I good! ​​​]


我wu是炒股农民没Q号,没微信号,没Q群,没助手,没团队,不荐股,不办班,不理财,不卖书,不卖软件,不涉及任何钱物往来,不会主动联系任何网友.

李宇春疯狂工作室:
    #李宇春流行巡演# 北京站第四篇章,燃炸与感动并行!会长浪漫改编《日不落》前说,这是她在演唱会中最偏爱的环节,因为可以演唱一些平时不太会唱到的歌,与大家近距离互动。#李宇春流行#观看直播请戳👉tRrERdHc ​​​
[# # li popular tour Beijing station in the fourth chapter, detonation and moved parallel! Of adaptation , not romantic said before, this is her favorite part in the concert, because you can sing some at ordinary times less likely to sing the song, close interaction with all of you. #李宇春流行#观看直播请戳👉tRrERdHc ​​​]


李宇春工作室官方微博、 官方Instagram:liyuchun.official

赵梦玥UU:
    今日份六周年正片~岁~岁的我们
六年男友改造~请大家查收成果~[兔子]
转fa送RMB~人平分~
评lun+点zan分别送本六周年签名纪念写真集~ ​​​

[Age of sixth anniversary today positive ~ ~ < br > we transform six years boyfriend ~ please check results ~ [rabbit] < br > turn fa send RMB ~ people share ~ < br > review lun + point zan respectively to sign the sixth anniversary commemorative album ~]


广告合作邮箱:@qq

耳帝:
    李健演唱谭咏麟的经典《一生中最爱》,虽然李健称自己的广东话发音是“奥语”,可是,你曾听过太多次煽动而又澎湃的“如真,如假”,可曾听过如此清新俊逸 、温柔如风的《一生中最爱》?tRrnICc ​​​
[Li Alan tams classic love in life, while lis own cantonese pronunciation is the words , however, have you ever heard so many times to incite and surging such as true, such as false, have you ever heard of such a pure and fresh and elegance, tender wind the love of his life? tRrnICc]


乖巧的品味分裂者。

岳云鹏:
    今晚我们仨的市戒杯您看好谁? ​​​
[Tonight we three ring cup you look good in a city? ​​​]


工作以及邀约 请联系经纪人王俣钦先生:max.w@vip.

头条新闻:
    【黄家驹离开我们的整整年】很多人的年少,都是从你的歌开始;很多人的奋斗,都是从你的歌起航;很多人的爱情,因你的歌甜蜜……一千个人心里,有一千种黄家驹。庆幸有你,陪伴我们走过光辉岁月[心]失落无你,空余无尽空虚[伤心] ​​​
[Whole year 】 【 koma left us a lot of young people, from your song; A lot of people struggle, set sail from your song; A lot of people love, because of your sweet... One thousand people in the heart, there are one thousand kinds of koma. For you, accompany us through glory years [heart] lost without you, spare void [sad]]


每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

英国那些事儿:
    英国跳水小王子戴利和丈夫迎来第一个孩子,虽然很多人不看好,但夫夫俩貌似越过越甜了… ​​​
[British diving Daly and her husband welcomed her first child, the little prince, but many people dont like her husband, two seemingly over the more sweet... ​​​]


一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

思想聚焦:
    【TED演讲:不读书的人到底输在哪?】常常会被家长、老师耳提面命读书的重要性,“读书破万卷,下笔如有神”“书中自有颜如玉,书中自有黄金屋”……书籍有一种超乎寻常的力量,让人感到放松。开拓视野,并学会从不同的角度去看待这个世界。
tRrnlQA ​​​

[TED talk dont read the people who lose? Often by parents, teachers, apparent the importance of reading, read volumes, such as writing god has its own beautiful woman in the book, the book has its own gold room... Books have an extraordinary strength, let a person feel relaxed. Expand the field of vision, and learn from a different perspective on the world. < br > tRrnlQA]


QQ 投稿邮箱:@qq

雷有三千朕总被一个劈:
    #剧版镇魂# #巍澜# ——大型领证现场——
我有毒,我认罪!又拼了个泥石流脑洞,喵的毫无违和嘛!!!
by本来打算去养肝的废萝卜[允悲][允悲][允悲] tRrnAtAe ​​​

[# show azraell # # # said ehud Shapiro billow - large to license the scene - < br > I toxic, I plead guilty! Spell a mudslide imagination again, no acosmia meow!!!!!!!!!!! < br > by was going to go to waste of nourishing the liver turnip [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad] tRrnAtAe]


网络ID三千白狐——不吃,博主不吃安利~!——加班狗,睡觉都没时间求行行好别催更,谢绝GD星人。

杨桐Y:
    [太阳][太阳][太阳] ​​​
[[the] [sun] [sun]]


呆十三:
    国外一网友说他刚刚领养成功了一只柴柴,终于有家啦,好开心啊~(推 shiber) ​​​
[A netizen said he was just successfully adopted abroad a wood wood, finally had a home, very happy ~ (push shiber)]


原ID@我的朋友是个呆B

不加V:
    发布了头条文章:《余孽》 tRrnUavx ​​​
[Released the headline hotter tRrnUavx]


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噗嗤大叔:
    武汉有哪些很地道的美食?[憧憬] ​​​
[What are the very authentic food in wuhan? [hope]]


合作推广加qq :(噗嗤大叔商务) 公眾號:朱门大叔 (ID:ouba )

一位小财主:
    直接赞!
揪一位小可爱送这支MAC唇釉💋
把关注也点一下,明天就开[酷] ​​​

[Direct praise!
揪一位小可爱送这支MAC唇釉💋
把关注也点一下,明天就开[酷] ​​​]



一位住在沙特阿拉伯的富家子弟

刘春:
    我怎么那么讨厌一些所谓的专家,他们的良心都被🐶吃了? ​​​
[我怎么那么讨厌一些所谓的专家,他们的良心都被🐶吃了? ​​​]


人民网:
    月电影,你最期待哪部? ​​​
[On film, which department are you most looking forward to? ​​​]


报道全球 传播中国

新浪音乐:
    【李宇春蔡依林 日不落】@李宇春 在北京演唱会演绎慢版《日不落》,唱着唱着@蔡依林 出现啦[憧憬]tRrnLs #李宇春流行巡演# ​​​
[[li CAI yilin, dont fall] @ li yuchun In Beijing concert deduce slower version of day not fall, sang sang [hope] tRrnLs # @ jolin appeared? Li popular tour #]


音乐是一种生活态度。新歌首发、演出推荐、歌手动态。

菲力姐姐jfiensksl:
    洗好澡睡觉觉啦。tRrnVyzq(上#秒拍#看我的最新短视频,下载秒拍->tRjciXC) ​​​
[Wash bath to sleep sleep! TRrnVyzq (# # s clap on looking at my latest short video, download seconds - > tRjciXC)]


朕嘿天才🍐

中国新闻网:
    【研究“单身狗”比已婚者更易患心脏病和中风】近日,一项发表在心脏病学领域权威杂志《Heart》上的研究称,婚姻可以保护人们免患心脏病或者中风。研究人员分析发现,未处于婚姻状态的人患心血管疾病和关系并的风险升高%。从未结婚的人死于冠心病和中风的风险也升高%及%。(楚天都市报) ​​​
[【 research single dog than married people are more likely to suffer from Heart disease and stroke 】 recently, a study published in the field of cardiology authoritative magazine Heart, according to research in the marriage can protect people from Heart disease or stroke. Analysis, the researchers point out, not in a state of marriage of elevated risk of cardiovascular disease and relations and %. Never married man died also increased the risk of coronary heart disease and stroke, % and %. (chutian metropolis daily)]


这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。

电视剧大主宰:
    #电视剧大主宰#我们牧尘大大@TFBOYS-王源 被全剧组称为“源哥”不是没理由的,听说他有个独门绝招...可以轻松打遍天下无敌手?泥萌知道是什么嘛[思考][思考] ​​​
[# # show big dominate our herding dust greatly @ TFBOYS hanah is referred to as the source is not the whole cast no reason, heard that he has a unique way... Can be easily played all over the world an unbeatable hand? Mud sprout know what is this [thinking] [thinking]]


电视剧大主宰官微

赵奶奶风水命理:
    菩萨相助,疾病消除 #好运连连# ​​​
[Bodhisattva, disease to eliminate # # good luck]


干了年命理的老奶奶

马伯庸:
    #IMAXD动物世界# 《动物世界》这个片子的表现力实在是太炸裂了,非常惊艳。最早看到这片子改编自《赌博默示录》的时候,我心中是不看好的。《赌博默示录》大量情节都是主角的内心思考和计算,文戏不说,还涉及到许多抽象计算,视觉上很难表现出来。

《动物世界》的处理非常聪明,拆成两种。第一种是 ​​​

[# # IMAXD animal world animal world the expressive force of the film is too burst, very impressive. First saw the film adapted from the gambling is implied , my heart is good. The gambling implied recorded a lot of plot are mental thinking and calculation of the protagonist, literature, also involves many abstract calculation, it is difficult to show on the vision. < br > < br > animal world is very smart, split into two. The first is a]


朴实刚健,情绪多变,事少食烦,低调爱现。

堂妈小厨:
    堂妈这两天感冒了,恹恹欲睡,浑身酸痛,脑袋闷闷的,今天感觉稍好点了,大家也要注意点,多喝水少贪凉哦!💊 ​​​
[Mom this two days caught a cold, weak and weary through illness with sleep, ache all over, a feeling of tightness in the head, feel a little better today, we also must pay attention to the point, drink water more less greedy cool! 💊 ​​​]


堂妈是个全职妈妈,职业就是母亲和妻子。自己觉得其实幸福很简单,就是和爱的人一起吃顿饭,吃饭的意义不在乎吃的是什么,只在乎和谁一起吃!

美少女Lisa酱:
    周末福利
单身没人约的小伙伴我来请你们看电影
明天评论里我随机揪位小伙伴 到时候给我地点和场次 我来给你们买票!《动物世界》上映期间的任何一天都可以噢!

立志每天都要做一个合格的好媳妇[害羞] ​​​

[Weekend welfare < br > single nobody about friend let me ask you to watch movie < br > comments tomorrow I randomly pull a friend when the time comes to my place and time Ill give you buy a ticket! Animal world during the release of any day will do! < br > < br > to every day to do a qualified good wife (shy)]


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