2018年6月27日星期三

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冷笑话精选:
    TSN上播放的世界杯过场短片,也太惊艳了吧[跪了]tRroIVkA ​
[It passes on World Cup played clips, also too amazing tRroIVkA [kneeling]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    #上优酷看世界杯#倍受压力的天才球星。五星巴西是世界杯的荣耀队伍,而内马尔无疑是这只队伍的绝对核心。在面对哥斯达黎加的时候内马尔向世界证明了自己。但目前巴西的形式还不允许他们掉以轻心,这场与塞尔维亚的战争,期待内马尔再次爆发!tRrofThH ​
[# # on youku watching the much pressure of genius. Brazil is the glory of the World Cup team, and his is definitely the absolute core team. When he faced the costa rica in maldives proved to the world. But now Brazil doesnt allow them lightly, in the form of the war, and Serbia look forward his broke out again! tRrofThH]

汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测##全新一代依维柯Daily(欧胜)#【颜值动力均满意 试依维柯Daily欧胜.T】年月,南京依维柯Daily的第三代车型——依维柯Daily(欧胜)正式上市,它的指导价格区间为.-.万元。相比国内的轻客产品,欧胜的外观和内饰具有一定的设计感和现代感,动力方面,.T柴油机+MT的动...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every test evaluation # # new generation iveco Daily (European) # 【 appearance level power are satisfied Try iveco Daily needs. T] years, nanjing iveco Daily of the third generation, iveco Daily (European) officially listed, price range for the guidance of it. -. Ten thousand yuan. In light of the domestic products, and wins the exterior and interior has certain design and modern feeling, motivation,. T + MT of diesel engine... The full text m. eibo]

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一块去旅行:
    一早被#世界杯#阿根廷出线 梅西 各种刷屏……
去看了一下阿根廷的热门景点[吃瓜]
还是有几个蛮想去的[蜘蛛侠] ​​​​

[Early in the morning is brush # # World Cup Argentina messi various screen... < br > to look at the hot spots in Argentina [eat the melon] < br > there are still a few pretty want to go to [spider-man]]

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汽车之家:
    想看台球天后潘晓婷秀车技么,马上来汽车之家看全方位的赛事报道吧!
[Want to see a show pan xiaoting billiards days driving skills, come back to the cars home to see a full range of events reported!!!!]

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微博时尚:
    [心]王者归来[心]梅有结束,西望还在![加油]
[Return of the king [heart] [heart] may have ended, still desire! [go]]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

新浪新闻客户端:
    【马斯克为个儿子办私学:不分年级,假期超长】SpaceX创始人、CEO马斯克在公司总部创办了一所秘密的、选材极其挑剔的私立学校,学生是他的个儿子和公司员工的孩子。学生年龄-岁,人数不超过人。这所学校加注在数学、科学、工程学和伦理学上发力,没有音乐和体育等科目,语言课沦为边缘,因为马...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 musk for a son to do private regardless of grade, vacations super-long capsules, founder and CEO elon musk at company headquarters set up a secret, select material very selective private schools, students are a child of his sons, and the company employees. The number of students age - and no more than. This school filling in math, science, engineering, and ethics, no music and sports and other subjects, language classes to edge, because the horse... The full text m. eibo]

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南方都市报:
    【岁女孩自杀前曾诉班主任猥亵 有学生说他教得好 已被取消教师资格】发生在月日的甘肃庆阳岁女孩李某奕跳楼身亡事件,连日引发持续关注。涉案班主任吴永厚陷入舆论漩涡。日,庆阳教育局通报,取消涉案老师吴永厚教师资格,调出教育系统。此前,庆阳市教育局党委曾于年月日作出决定,对...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 once v. before girl committed suicide at the age of the teacher in charge obscene Have students say was cancelled teachers qualification 】 he teaches well in gansu qingyang of February nd year old girl li mou yi leapt to his death, days of continuous attention. The headteacher Wu Yonghou involved in public opinion. Day, bureau of education of qingyang, cancel the teacher Wu Yonghou involved teachers qualification, bring up the education system. Previously, qingyang city education bureau party committee had to make a decision on date, for... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    郭麒麟 秋水 传说中最想嫁、最想睡和最想当同桌的秋水集体上线,从@韩庚 到@张一山 再到@郭麒麟 [心]三代秋水同种情愫,不管年龄怎么长,眼睛里不顾一切的喜欢从来没变过~#给我一个十八岁#即将完成荷尔蒙接力的冯唐式少年了解一下? tRroqg ​
[郭麒麟秋水传说中最想嫁,最想睡和最想当同桌的秋水集体上的线,从@韩庚到@张一山再到@郭麒麟[心]三代秋水同种情愫,不管年龄怎么长,眼睛里不顾一切的喜欢从来没变过~ #给我一个十八岁#即将完成荷尔蒙接力的冯唐式少年了解一下吗? tRroqg]

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    【#剪完头哭一下午# 】小任姑娘去剪了个头发,她说想打薄一点,结果剪完后,感觉#像没毛的鸡#,哭了一个下午。理发师说,中间问了小任,姑娘没吭声,他就继续打薄。小任哭的时候,他第一时间就安慰了,剪头发的块钱也没有收。姑娘要求赔,他打打工的,觉得太多了。协商后,最后赔了 。...全文: m.weibo ​
[[# # cry for a afternoon after haircut] disco girl to have a hair cut, she said want to play a bit thin, the result after the cut, feeling # # like hairless chickens, cried for an afternoon. The barber said, middle asked the disco, he will continue to thin. Girl didnt say a word, Disco cry, he was the first time to comfort, your hair cut the bucks did not accept. The girl asked to compensate, he DaDaGong, think too much. After consultation, and finally lost. ... The full text m. eibo]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

微博汽车:
    #车评精选# 课代表给大家总结一下:领克采用了.T发动机,实际加速成绩接近.s,动力响应灵敏,整车隔音降噪做的不错,内饰设计质感不错。缺点在于油箱容积小,低速起步时发动机声音不太好听,中控屏幕反应不够迅速。[并不简单][并不简单][并不简单]
[Review of selected # # car class representative to summarize g adopted. T engine, close to the actual acceleration results. S, dynamic response is sensitive, the vehicle noise did a good job, nice texture interior design. Drawback is that fuel tank volume is small, started the engine at low speed voice is not very good to listen, ipc screen response fast enough. Isnt a simple [is not simple] [] [] are not simple]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

新浪新闻客户端:
    #High翻浪圈# 一起来看看梅西儿子和安妞给梅西的生日祝福[爱你][爱你],看这可爱的小宝贝们都说了些啥[思考]奶声奶气的太萌了~tRrIVB来浪圈猜比分拿大奖→tRBmcTx ​
[# # High wave double circle take a look at macys son and AnNiu to messis birthday blessing love you love you [], look at this cute little baby have said some what [thinking] milk acoustic milk gas too ~ tRrIVB to waves of circle take awards - tRBmcTx guess the score]

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新浪汽车:
    #出行生活# 说好的公平竞争,你凭什么带外挂[doge]
[# # travel life say good fair competition, what makes you with plugins [doge]]

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优酷:
    阿根廷晋级 苏醒激动怒吼 #上优酷看世界杯#今天凌晨阿根廷-战胜尼日利亚,顺利晋级强,多少球迷激动不已,梅西头号粉丝苏醒也分享了自己激动怒吼的照片,开心到模糊。看来苏醒之前没白给刘语熙送球衣啊,厉害厉害!
tRrobYae ​

[Argentina qualifying round excited shout on the # # youku to see the World Cup early this morning - victory over Argentina, Nigerias progress, how many fans excited, messis fans to share his photos, excited shout happy to blur. Before awakening seems not white give liu language city shirt, much good! < br > tRrobYae]

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 复古的外观和精致的内饰让人很有好感,尤其是轮毂的设计更加突出了复古的气息。车内空间没毛病,电动的侧门、尾门非常实用。要说缺点,可能就是产量太少,另外……不便宜……
[Talk about car # # big V retro look and delicate interior lets a person very good feeling, especially the more prominent design of wheel hub of the breath of restoring ancient ways. There is nothing wrong with interior, electric door, door very practical. To say weakness, too little is likely to yield, and... Not cheap...]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

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[Congratulations to @ small grape D dad users so as to obtain the home of car sticker. Weibo official only draw tool @ weibo lucky draw platform - tRoCZZpo supervise the lottery results fair and effective. Notary links tRroUAvG]

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南方都市报:
    [话筒]
[[microphone]]

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优酷:
    #上优酷看世界杯#法国对阵丹麦的比赛中比赛双方各种佛系脚法。更是打出了本届世界杯首个。当比赛结束时,场馆的观众都站起来发出不满的嘘声,纷纷表示不满。tRroyZf ​
[# # on youku watch the World Cup match against Denmarks on both sides of Buddhas feet. But with the World Cup first. When the game ended, the venue of the audience all stood up and a collective gasp of discontent, have expressed dissatisfaction. tRroyZf]

汽车之家:
    #家家汽车文化#F赛车进站换胎见多了,摩托车的见过吗~ tRrovmuW ​
[# every car culture # F the car stops to see more for new tires, motorcycle seen ~ tRrovmuW]

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新浪汽车:
    #穿越吧青春#等毕业…等将来…等不忙…等下次…等有时间…等有条件…等有钱了。后来,等没了缘分…等没了青春…等没了健康…等没了机会…等没了选择…谁也无法预知未来,很多事情可能一等就是永远!想做的事赶紧去做,跟着威驰FS一起重回青春,做那些一直想做但没做的事,不留遗憾! ​
[Graduated from # # through its youth, etc... And in the future... Such as not busy... And next time... Etc have time... Such as conditional... Wait for money. Later on, such as did not have the fate... Such as the youth... Such as no health... Wait no chance... Such as no choice... No one can predict the future, many things could chop is forever! Want to go to do, to return to the youth, along with vios FS do those who always wanted to do but didnt do, leave no regret! ​]

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优酷:
    【球有知识】#上优酷看世界杯#现在上线的依旧是科普小能手•酷酷~你造第一届世界杯是什么时候举办的吗?[可爱]第一届世界杯于年在乌拉圭举办,当时只有支球队参加,而当时东道主乌拉圭以四战四胜的战绩勇夺冠军!给天蓝军团打call~[太开心] ​
[[ball have knowledge] # # youku to see the World Cup on line now and is still popular science small expert, when is cool ~ you made the first World Cup held? [lovely] in the first World Cup in Uruguay, only team to attend at the time, with four four wins record at a time when the host Uruguay won a champion! Make the call to the celeste ~ [quite happy]]

猫扑:
    【小伙打的公里计价器竟跑元】河南郑州,一小伙乘出租车,仅约公里的距离,计价器竟跑了元。小伙看情况不对,说不付钱,司机“直接打电话叫人”。小伙报警求助,可出租车却趁机溜走。执法队通过定位找到该出租车,称“建议吊销其的营运资格”。网友:你跑的是蛇道?tRraBuhE ​
[】 【 kid dozen kilometers meter run yuan henan zhengzhou, a small group to take a taxi, is only about kilometers distance, the meter running the meta. Guy depends no, say no pay, driver direct call people. Guy report to the police for help, but the taxi getaway. Had to find the cab with location, said for a revocation of its business qualification. Net friend you run is the snake? tRraBuhE]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    偷吃鸟食的干脆面君,动作如此娴熟,一看就知道是老江湖了[doge]
杆子:生命不可承受之重[二哈]tRraGePD ​

[Eating bird seed flat surface jun, action so skilled, a see will know is operatives [doge] < br > pole unbearable heavy tRraGePD [two ha]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

冷笑话精选:
    听说这是女孩子们梦寐以求的冰箱[doge]tRrowQdi ​
[Heard that this is the girls dream [doge] tRrowQdi fridge]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 勒芒圆梦之旅,羡慕梦想成为现实的人~
[Talk about car # # big V le mans interpreta dream trip, envy ~ dream become a reality]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

优酷:
    #上优酷看世界杯# 绝地求生,潘帕斯雄鹰终于苏醒,赶上末班车成功晋级;场世界杯交手全部失利,尼日利亚过不去阿根廷这道坎;拒绝提前谢幕,梅西率先破门,奈何马斯切拉诺鲁莽犯规送点,尼日利亚队摩西点球扳平比分,最后阶段罗霍接传中劲射为阿根廷队锁定胜局。天生要强的梅西又回来了!!...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # desperately youku on watching the pampas eagle finally wake up, to catch the last bus successful promotion; World Cup games against all loss, can not pass the hurdles in Argentina, Nigeria Refused to curtain call ahead of time, macys first goal, but mascherano send, reckless foul penalty equaliser Nigeria Moses, final stage rojo joint cross angles for Argentina. Naturally stronger messi is back!!!! ... The full text m. eibo]

微博汽车:
    #大V聊车# 勒芒圆梦之旅,羡慕梦想成为现实的人~
[Talk about car # # big V le mans interpreta dream trip, envy ~ dream become a reality]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

微博星座命理:
    #预言世界杯#
昨天才体会过阿根廷的逆风翻盘!世界杯总是带给我们惊喜和力量[求关注]
今天的德国🇩🇪男模队[憧憬]
你们pick嘛!
觉得德国队必胜的快点赞[挤眼] ​

[# # predicted the World Cup < br > experience to Argentina yesterday hit against the wind! 世界杯总是带给我们惊喜和力量[求关注]
今天的德国🇩🇪男模队[憧憬]
你们pick嘛! < br > think Germany win praise [eye] soon]


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新浪新闻客户端:
    #High翻浪圈# 逆天改命,绝地逢生!梅老板其实没有慌过!
[# # High wave double circle go to life, the deepest water is the jedi! May the boss in fact did not panic!]

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猫扑:
    【#儿子卧底传销窝点救母#,母亲仍执迷不悟:儿子害妈的,肯定有[费解]】在东莞打工的小文,近日在聊天中察觉母亲陷入传销。他奔赴千里到长沙救母,卧底传销组织,并与警方取得联系。但他妈妈说:“儿子害妈的肯定有……”tRrawyUL ​
[【 # # son undercover MLM dens to save the mother, the mother still wrong-headed son of mother, there must be some [difficult]] work in dongguan xiaowen, perceive the mother recently in chat in a pyramid scheme. His mother to save thousands of miles to changsha, undercover pyramid selling, and get in touch with the police. But his mother said, son of mother must have... TRrawyUL]

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南方都市报:
    #南都直播#【暨南大学招办老师在线答疑 填志愿必看】还需要挤高校咨询会吗?看直播问问题,动动手搞定!月日起,南都教育联盟强力推出“高校面对面”高考咨询会直播,一大批高校招生办负责人,线上答疑解惑。今天的嘉宾是暨南大学招生办主任黄跃雄,一起看看![心] tRrohVgo . ​
[# # SMW live [manages, jinan university teacher online FAQ fill volunteer will see 】 also need to squeeze the consultation? See live questions, move to fix! Month, SMW education alliance strong live consultation launched in colleges and universities face to face the university entrance exam, a large number of college admissions office, online answer. Todays guest is the dean of admissions, jinan university, Huang Yuexiong, together to see see! [heart] tRrohVgo.]

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小米手机:
    SNH#李艺彤#收到了一份#初音未来#送的礼物,想知道她收到了什么吗?#来自未来的礼物#小米新品,明早 点见!转发微博,抽送一台小米X。tRroPUaJ ​
[SNH# Li Yitong # # # received a note at the beginning of the future of the gift, want to know what she received? New # # gift from the future millet, tomorrow see! Forwarding microblogging, pumping a millet X. tRroPUaJ]

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优酷:
    听说你们抱怨红包太少?听说有人艾特我要大红包?就在今晚,优酷世界杯区域将迎来一场【大额红包】雨,降雨密度高,红包额度大,单个红包最高金额可达【*】元(可以期待下万元位是几)等着存老婆本?请务必来看雨。#上优酷看世界杯# ​


汽车之家:
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