雷军：
路演的小伙伴们，今天上午去逛旧金山的渔人码头，吃龙虾！大家是否看着流口水，可惜我也没去。[允悲]
[Roadshow friends, go to fishermans wharf in San Francisco this morning, eat lobster! Whether you look at mouth water, its a pity that I didnt go. [allow sad]]
小米董事长，金山软件董事长。业余爱好是天使投资。
头条新闻：
最新消息：日晚，京港澳高速衡阳段发生一起大型客车和运输车相撞交通事故，现场已确认死亡人，其中客车已死亡人，货车已死亡人，送医院救治人。处理工作正在紧张进行中。
[Latest news Friday night, the Hong Kong and Macao high-speed hengyang section the large-scale passenger car and truck collided with traffic accident which happened in the scene have been confirmed dead, including passenger cars have died, van dead people, send to hospital. Work is nervous. ]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
李现ing：
靠信仰，支撑梦想。收…[月亮]
[By faith, support the dream. Closed... [moon]]
Stupid is as stupid does…
北美吐槽君：
即将出国读研，但越是临行前越糟心...
[The more is to go abroad to attend graduate school, but before he left the more annoyed... ]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
英超志：
戏不逢时！[偷笑]波兰VS日本，波兰主帅示意球员假装抽筋倒地，以便换上边锋库巴，原以为此举会让裁判暂停比赛，但是裁判示意比赛继续，最终这次换人也没有完成，裁判便吹响了终场哨#决战俄罗斯##世界杯赛场##世界杯吐槽大会# tRrQjfEE
[No longer play! [laughing] Poland VS Japan, Poland, boss motioned pretend to cramp fall on the ground, so that the winger kubah, thought this would make the referee suspended the game and but the referee to continue the game, eventually the substitution is not completed, the referee then blew the final whistle # # # # # World Cup showdown Russia poking fun at the conference # tRrQjfEE World Cup]
英超联赛相关视频集锦足球资讯
诗人骨头架：
有时候也不知道为什么不睡觉，总觉得醒着就是赢了。
[Sometimes dont know why I dont sleep, always feel awake is won. ]
永远插科打诨
鸸鹋动物园：
谁，还，没，睡。
[Who, also, no sleep. ]
鸸鹋没有梦想，跟咸鸸鹋还有什么区别。
每日一道拿手菜：
石灰拌饭??? #美食#
[Lime mix rice??????? Food # #]
最全的拿手菜，吃货必备.广告合作：QQ
山姆的故事：
下午一位朋友来喝茶，问了一个这辈子觉得最好笑的问题，他说你这么有钱干嘛天天还想着赚钱，我说你老板身价几百亿，在澳洲也天天想着要赚钱！认识这位朋友已经好多年，虽然他一个月拿着万八千块的工资，但是却凭自己的智慧在深圳买了两套房，对他来说，工资就是生活的保障，他利用这个平台衍生做了很多
[Afternoon a friend to drink tea, asked a thought in my life the most funny question, he said every day has so much money why are you still thinking about making money, I said your boss is worth tens of billions, in Australia also every day to make money! Have known this friend for many years, although he take eight thousand pieces a month of wages, but by his own wisdom in shenzhen bought two suites, for him, salary is the guarantee of life, he used the platform made many derivatives]
金世佳他弟：
几点了
[Whats the time]
怪人
申典启：
《俄罗斯犹太人》
早期
俄国犹太人源于西欧，就是我们俗称的“德系犹太人”（以区分西班牙系犹太人）。大概中世纪最后一个世纪，西欧各地出现了排犹潮，大批犹太人从西欧前往匈牙利，波兰，俄罗斯等东欧地区。
随着俄罗斯三次划分波兰（当时波兰立陶宛生活着数量庞大的犹太
[The Russian jews < br > < br > < br > early Russian jews from Western Europe, is what we commonly known as ashkenazi jews (to distinguish sephardic jews). Last century, about the middle ages in Western Europe across the anti-semitism, large Numbers of jews from Western Europe to Hungary, Poland, Russia, eastern Europe. < br > as Russia three partition Poland (Poland, Lithuania life at that time a large number of jewish]
我
还是老龙：
今年上半年IPO家，保荐券商中信证券和中信建投各家排名并列第一，广发家，君安家，家券商颗粒无收。
中信建投这样小盘优质次新券商才元多，一年利润多亿，每股业绩毛多钱，市盈率倍，绝对低估。
大盘要反弹，券商没有不涨的，次新券商一定是领涨的。
正义只会迟到，却从不缺席。
[IPOs home in the first half of this year, sponsor brokerage citic securities and citic built for each ranking tied for first, fortune is wide, junan, brokerages to crop failures. < br > new brokerage citic built for such small quality time to yuan, more than a year profit, earnings per share wool much money, multiple times, absolutely underestimated. < br > the market to rebound, brokerage, no rise, new brokers must be led. < br > justice will only be late, but never absent. ]
年“金融家”网络炒股比赛总冠军
小熊三贱客：
忙碌的时候感觉特别好 觉得没辜负早上化的妆 中午吃的两碗米 花了的钱 所以人一定要前进啊
[Busy time feel especially good Think of didnt live up to the morning make-up at noon to eat two bowls of rice Spend the money So people must move forward]
请叫我们小可爱 欢迎投稿恋爱小段落
IDOL路透：
#黄子韬# 北京到达！旅行之后很放松的Tao！帅气没有架子！ tRrQlCyg
[# # tao arrived in Beijing! After travel very relaxing Tao! Handsome no shelf! tRrQlCyg]
快手名横店总教头 快手ID hdzjt
全球摄影精选集：
岁女儿镜头下的父母照
[Year old daughter cameras parents]
专心挖图.合作广告：QQ
擅长憋尿：
[嘻嘻]
[[xi xi]]
妥协
幽默搞笑视频榜：
都说了，大鹅是惹不得的#拯救不开心# tRrQjxY
[Said, big goose is made shall not be # # save unhappy tRrQjxY]
幽默搞笑视频榜每天为你提供最搞笑片,幽默风趣搞笑合集,幽默感段子,幽默搞笑大王
爱拍视频：
现在都流行抓活物了[憧憬]#拯救不开心# tRrQOdnX
[Are now popular grasp the living [hope] # # save unhappy tRrQOdnX]
M鹿M铁粉
大瞪眼蝈蝈：
#拯救不开心##搞笑日常#爷爷去世前留下遗言，孙子踏上寻宝路，半路却遇到爆笑坑货 tRrQjOos
[# save # # # funny everyday happy grandpa before his death last, grandson on a treasure hunt, halfway tRrQjOos have met joke pit goods]
各种恶搞的瞬间
少女大师姊：
我真的觉得很多人的脑子都是一团乱麻，都搞不清自己是谁，一到发生事件的时候，就开始代入各种对自己有利的虚拟身份，死活不肯对自己的真实身份负责，这特么都不是个能不能共情的问题了好么！
比如李奕奕同校老师的职业决定了要对学生的心理健康付一定责任，不是轻飘飘一句“小题大做”就能过去的（你
[I really think a lot of peoples mind is a mess, not sure who you are, when events to start in all kinds of favorable virtual identity, not to be responsible for their real identities, can this, yao is not a problem of empathy good yao! < br > such as Li Yiyi confronting the teachers professional decided to pay some responsibility to students mental health, not light a drama in the past, you]
喷不出来，确保燃烧着。
程璐：
在snl相依为命
[Depre ion in SNL]
逗伴脱口秀演员，心理学口译，《今晚后脱口秀》《屌丝男士》编剧
浮力女神：
身边多点料，生活就会笑！ [笑cry] tRrQlHRa
[More materials around, life will smile! [laughing cry] tRrQlHRa]
关注我的都会暴富ლ(•̀ _ •́ ლ)
冷笑话段子精选大全：
昙花一现是很难见到的，看到的都是很有福气的人[憧憬] tRrQOGz
[A flash in the pan is difficult to see, see is very blessed man [hope] tRrQOGz]
搞笑幽默 搞笑视频 笑话 欢迎关注
海蓝博士：
倒时差，睡不着。正好和自己内在不同的部分对话，夜慢慢，话无尽....
[Jet lag, I cant sleep. Just the dialogue with your inner different parts and endless night slowly, words... ]
人生真正的成功是拥有内心的宁静和与人的和谐。助理＆课程咨询：
_氪金玩家__：
bgm黄金忙内囧囧菇撒娇版自我介绍 tRrQWvCJ
[BGM gold busy embarrassed in mushroom in pettish version tRrQWvCJ introduce yourself]
But I still want you.
赤峰龙腾：
很多男人就是只喜欢自己的老婆… tRrQlve
[Many a man is just like his wife... tRrQlve]
搞笑女孩的日常：
最强嘟嘟嘴合集，感受一下吧… tRrQObDr
[The strongest pout collection, feel... tRrQObDr]
喜欢请点赞 推广请私信
污姐的日常：
或许，这就是所谓的爱情吧 tRrQOAPa
[Perhaps, this is the so-called love tRrQOAPa]
得之我幸，失之我命
Neutrals：
- 
-
艹粉大魔王：
身材好，简单的搭配也能很好看了
[Has a good figure, simple collocation can also is very good-looking]
宅男集中地，撸撸更健康
阿森纳新闻：
David Ornstein表示拉姆塞的续约谈判正在进行。同时阿森纳很有希望与桑普多利亚就托雷拉的转会达成一致，但是现在这笔转会并没有进入签字这一步，球员条款和体检要等到乌拉圭世界杯征程结束才能定下来。假如托雷拉转会不成功的话阿森纳会转向其他球员（不是巴内加）。
#俄罗斯世界杯# #天生要强#
[David Ornstein says Ramseys contract talks are under way. Arsenal at the same time hopefully with sampdoria for his transfer agreement, but now the deal did not enter the signature in this step, terms and physical examination will have to wait until the Uruguay cup quest ends can be fixed. If tore to pull move not successful Arsenal go to the other players (not in). < br > # # # # Russias World Cup naturally better]
新浪体育滚动播报阿森纳新闻，枪手球迷的互动交流平台。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
化妆师miuo：
岁前必须要明白的个道理
. 多读书，读好书
有时候觉得，曾经读过的书年龄越大好像忘记的就越多，其实读过的书永远都不会白读。年龄越大越会发现，读书和不读书的人在精神层面的差距越来越大。时间久了，你读过的书，都会浸润到你的气质当中。读书可以让你的精神更加饱满，感情也会变得更加
[Must want to understand a truth before the age of < br > < br > read more books, read good books < br > < br > sometimes think, had read book age seems to be the more you forget, actually read the book will never read white. Age, the bigger the will find that reading and those who do not read in the spiritual gap is more and more big. Time is long, the books you read, can infiltrate into your temperament. Reading can make you more full of spirit, feelings will be more]
热爱彩妆的本少女只是一个安利工，尽可能推荐优质产品。不代购无店铺。任何化妆护肤问题欢迎随时骚扰~广告合作请认准 QQ账号：
媒体人张晓磊：
这就是砍杀两个小学生的凶手！它叫黄一川，年出生，绝不给这样的畜生匿名打码！！！[怒][怒][怒]
[This is the cut two pupils killer! Its called huang chuan, born in, never gave such a beast anonymous code!!!!!! [anger] [anger] [anger]]
红人，演员包装、明星代言、品牌，活动，焦点事件策划，媒体推广发布。qq
幽默趣闻排行榜：
鸡你就是打死我我也要吃！[哈哈] #搞笑微博#
[Chicken is killing me and I want to eat you! # # ha ha funny weibo]
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