2018年6月30日星期六

Our journey is the ocean, and is willing to do your journey of a lighthouse, all the way to light u

一块去旅行:
    在盱眙居然是这样洗小龙虾的!
一大波小龙虾已洗干净,等着陪你看世界杯啦~😋@新浪旅游 @微博旅拍 #旅行新势力# tRrnhZ ​

[In the years was so small lobster!
一大波小龙虾已洗干净,等着陪你看世界杯啦~😋@新浪旅游 @微博旅拍 #旅行新势力# tRrnhZ ​]


我们的征途是星辰大海,愿做你旅程中的灯塔,一路照亮你前行。合作QQ:

优酷:
    #这就是世界波#@段暄 @刘建宏 评价十六强阵容,分区局势遭调侃为“鸳鸯锅”,淘汰赛对战表情包已经上线。#上优酷看世界杯#
tRrnqkH ​

[# this is the world wave # @ Duan Xuan @ squad jian evaluation, partition the situation by dubs yuanyang pot, knockout package has been launched against the expression. # # on youku watching < br > tRrnqkH]

猫扑:
    [doge][doge][doge]@GeekMaker-猪小迪我看街拍第一次看到这种情况[笑而不语]@做专利的小马:妈呀 我发现不得了的事情 是同一个男的吧 tRrluzd
[[doge] [doge] [doge] @ GeekMaker - pig small di I see photos for the first time to see the situation [smiling without a word] @ do patent pony mama ah, I found that very thing is the same guy tRrluzd]

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    评论留下
你想了解的学校或专业,
知情的人来介绍一下 _____________________________ ​​​

[Comments left < br > you want to know about the school or professional, < br > informed to introduce _____________________________]

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卢健生:
    航班上重看了张曼玉三十年前拍的#旺角卡门# ,回家翻出一张二十年前和她的合照,清纯不? ​
[On a flight to the maggie cheung taken years ago # # mongkok Carmen, home to dig out a picture and her twenty years ago, pure? ​]

Z CAM, CEO

小野妹子学吐槽:
    你是还嫌我们输的不够吧??(⚽️xuetucao⚽️)长按复制我这条微博全文,打开 @BeautyCam美颜相机 app ,反毒奶一波!最高领取元!!
[Are you still dont think we lost enough?? (⚽ ️ xuetucao ⚽ ️) long by copy me this tweet, open the camera app is @ BeautyCam skin care, a wave of anti-drug milk! Highest receive yuan!!!!!]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #夜福利#暴力“地狱猫”,挑战者SRT ​
[# # night welfare hell cat violence, challenger SRT]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

平安北京:
    【这些警报,一定教给孩子!】①有人看到了你的或让你看他的私密部位,是视觉警报 ②有人谈论私密部位,是语言警报 ③有人要摸你的或让你摸他的私密部位,是触摸警报 ④单独与陌生人在一起,是独处警报 ⑤有人拥抱、背或者亲吻你,是约束警报!tRIixgZ ​
[These alerts, must teach children! () someone saw you or let you look at his private parts, is a visual alarm () some people talk about private parts, is a language alarm () someone to touch you or let you touch his private parts, touch the alarm is () together with a stranger, alone is alone alerts are embracing , back or kiss you, is the constraint alert! tRIixgZ]

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冷笑话精选:
    #魔性神评#本期@袁姗姗 接受挑战!
长得不行还老演绝世美女?整天机场摆拍?
是什么让袁姗姗气到变成表情包?
大胆质疑“真爱粉”!水军无处不在?
看#袁姗姗# 是如何敢回应的! tRrHIa ​

[# ones god review # @ SAN SAN yuan in current accept the challenge! < br > grow old play pretty woman not? Posed at the airport all day? < br > what makes SAN SAN yuan gas to become expression package? < br > bold question powder true love! Water army everywhere? < br > see shanshan # # yuan how dare to respond! tRrHIa]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

优酷:
    大哥,好![doge]@耿乐 #给我一个十八岁# tRrWLLDR ​
[Eldest brother, good! [doge] @ geng le # a # tRrWLLDR eighteen for me]

ZAKER:
    #拼多多上市#【陆奇将担任拼多多独立董事和薪酬委员会主席】拼多多招股书显示,陆奇将担任拼多多独立董事和薪酬委员会主席。另外拼多多还将实行类似阿里巴巴的合伙人制,即合伙人委员会拥有执行董事任命和首席执行官提名权。 ​
[# spell listed a lot # 【 qi lu will be spell of independent directors and remuneration committee chairman] spell of the prospectus shows that qi lu will become more independent directors and remuneration committee chairman. Spell, many also will be similar to alibaba the partnership, the partner has appointed managing director and chief executive nomination committee. ​]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

冷笑话精选:
    [哆啦A梦吃惊]@我与老公的日常喜欢!@纸巾有一天会是大长腿好甜好甜,狗粮吃饱了。[失望]
[[doraemon surprised] @ I and husband everyday like it! @ paper towels, one day will be a big long legs good sweet sweet, dog food to eat. [disappointed]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

微博位置:
    年月日 点分左右,深圳市南山区后海偶遇明星黄渤,详细内容请点击 tRrnwaM ​
[(date) (month) (year) dotted around, shenzhen nanshan houhai Huang Bo encounter star, details please click tRrnwaM]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

南方都市报:
    #南都直播#【佛山“维密秀”登场 国内一线超模现场走秀】NewStar国际设计奖颁奖典礼暨“盐步内衣”经典时尚秀上演。五家盐步内衣品牌标杆企业邀请多位国内一线超模现场走秀,联袂上演一场对标“维密”的内衣大秀。 tRrnh . ​
[# # SMW live [foshan d dense show During a line at the scene of the supermodel domestic 】 NewStar international design awards and step salt underwear classic fashion show stage. Step five salt underwear brand enterprise invited a number of domestic a gleam of benchmarking supermodel scene shows, as a d for standard big underwear show. TRrnh.]

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猫扑:
    【岁少女千里找网友学做直播 差点被骗去酒吧卖酒[衰]】沈阳梁先生岁女儿中考后不想读书,看到网络直播能赚钱,偷偷乘坐火车到扬州找一男子“拜师学艺”。警方调查发现,该男子想把女孩带到酒吧“营销酒水”,“和‘共享男友’类似,属于陪酒”。听到这,飞来扬州找女儿的梁先生下跪感谢民警。...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 old girl thousands of miles to find friends to learn to do live almost deceived to sell wine bar [failure]] shenyang Mr Liang year old daughter dont want to read a book, after an examination to see live webcast can make money, secretly take a train to yangzhou to find a man the word. A police investigation found that the man wanted to bring a girl to bar drinks marketing, similar to sharing boyfriend, belongs to the hostess. Hear this, come to yangzhou kneel to find her daughters Mr Liang thanks to police. ... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京:
    【毕业季更换手机号? 别忘了这些事!】现在正值毕业季更换手机号高峰期,手机号码不用,直接停机就可以吗?这么想可就大错特错了!有人换号后,导致支付宝钱款被转、个人信息泄露、社交账号被盗……换号如何做才能减少损失?哪些绑定账号需要更换?换号前一定做好这些事!@央视新闻 ​
[The graduation season change phone number? Dont forget these things! Now when the graduation peak season to replace mobile phone number, mobile phone number no, downtime can directly? Think so is wrong! After someone in number, the amount of money to pay treasure to be turn social accounts, personal information leakage, theft... How to do ability to reduce the loss in number? What binding accounts need to be replaced? In the former must do this! @ CCTV news]

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知乎:
    小时候很讨厌林平之,长大后才发现,生活的真相就是他悲剧的一生👉tRrnvSn ​
[小时候很讨厌林平之,长大后才发现,生活的真相就是他悲剧的一生👉tRrnvSn ​]

发现更大的世界

新浪汽车:
    #车迷猜猜猜# 有没有人能一眼给出答案[来] ​
[# # fans to guess can someone look at answer [to]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
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最丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    分钟省下块的秘密,这才是网购新姿态!tRrpUbC ​
[Minutes to save the blocks secret, this is the online new attitude! tRrpUbC]

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南方都市报:
    【岁教授坚持坐诊:尽量开便宜药 治好病就行[中国赞]】湖北十堰一医院内,岁的桂世澄教授仍坚持坐诊给患儿看病,他戴着眼镜,认真写下医嘱。教授说,“我小时看个病人,我不用很贵的药,只要能治好病,尽量开一点便宜的药。我们一家三口都是行医的。”新京报tRrHxX ​
[[years old professor adhere to visit just try to cheap medicine cure disease praise [China]] hubei shiyan, in a hospital, professor GuiShiCheng still visit for children to see a doctor, he is wearing glasses, write down the doctors advice seriously. Professor said, my hours to see a patient, I dont use expensive drugs, as long as it can cure disease, as far as possible a bit cheap medicine. We three are all practicing medicine. The Beijing news tRrHxX]

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优酷:
    #世界杯预言帝# 还有最后小时!优酷世界杯“虾猜Party”,请看前方发来壮观的谍报!十万小龙虾出征俄罗斯,余部就靠你们来围剿了!现场站队预测挑战龙虾山,猜对就吃霸王餐! ​
[# # predicting World Cup and the last hour! Youku World Cup shrimp guess Party, please look at the front from the spectacular spy! More than hundreds of crayfish to Russia, will rely on you to exorcise! Scene from prediction challenge lobster mountain, guess the overlord meal! ​]

ZAKER:
    【这国产SUV卖万,德系血统都这么傲娇?】 猜猜说的是哪款车? tRrEkvC ​
[【 wan, is the domestic SUV selling ashkenazi lineages are so spoiled? Guess what is that car? tRrEkvC]

传递价值资讯:myzaker

平安北京:
    【世界杯VS演唱会,谁是捉拿逃犯神助攻?】逃犯们总以为伪装足够好,谁知看个世界杯,追场演唱会,路边等个红绿灯,饭店唠嗑吹个牛…不经意间就对上警察蜀黍的火眼金睛!惊不惊喜?意不意外?tRrUehn ​
[[World Cup VS concert, who was arrest fugitives assists god? Escaped always thought pretend good enough, but to see the World Cup, concerts, road traffic, such as hotel conversations, blow a cow... Inadvertently to police on maize critical! Isnt surprise? Meaning not surprised? tRrUehn]

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冷笑话精选:
    期待么[doge]
[Looking forward to it [the doge]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

青年时报:
    【Get良渚文创“买买买”的正确姿势!良渚古国的童年游戏了解一下】要说起现在的逛博物馆,买文创产品一定是观众最感兴趣的环节之一。这不,本周重新开馆的良渚博物院就很懂观众的小心思——看也看了、逛也逛了,不让我带点啥回去那太不圆满了!于是今天,良渚文博创意市集、文博论坛、良渚文创设计专...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 Get liangzhu culture and buy buy correct posture! Liangzhu ancient childhood game know 】 to speak of museums, now buy wen gen products must be one of the most interested part of audience. Not this week to the opening of liangzhu museum is very understand charade - also look at the audience, around and around, dont let me take some what back and thats not a complete! So today, liangzhu wenbo creative bazaar, wenbo BBS, liangzhu culture and special design... The full text m. eibo]

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平安北京:
    【笨贼系列!名偷车贼行窃时遇上警察,慌不择路跑进公安局大院】南京名男子偷了辆公共自行车,结果与正在路面巡逻的民警和巡逻队员迎面相遇,其中三人慌不择路跑进公安局大院。tRrTpiVv ​
[【 stupid thief series! Run into the police car thief steal, compound 】 pot ran into public security bureau of nanjing man stole the public bicycle, results and are patrolling the road patrol police and personal encounter, including three pot compound ran into the public security bureau. tRrTpiVv]

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冷笑话精选:
    这个吃播的小女孩真的是萌死我了
肉嘟嘟的小脸蛋,我能看一天![跪了] tRrRQHkt ​

[This eat play the little girl is really of the shit out of me < br > meat doodle little face, can I see a day! ] [kneeling tRrRQHkt]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

杨幂:
    星推官.厂牌.杨.带你玩起来[憧憬]#明日之子#tRrEDxG ​
[Star officer. Label Yang. Take you play [hope] # son # tRrEDxG tomorrow]

这里有一只狐狸,幸福,感恩,知足,爱~><

汽车之家:
    #家家试驾评测# #福特全顺# 【动力充沛驾驶轻松 试驾全顺汽油自动挡】视频中带来的是汽油版全顺的试驾,整车颜值在国内轻客市场属于比较高的一类,.T+AT的动力组合也能够满足日常使用,驾驶感受比较平顺。但是没有配备后泊车雷达是个值得吐槽的点。 tRrRjZy ​
[# every test evaluation # # # ford transit provides driving easy drive of transit gasoline automatic power 】 【 gasoline is the edition of video transit test, the vehicle appearance level in the domestic light passenger market belongs to a higher category, the T + AT power combination can meet the daily use, driving experience more smooth. But there is no parking radar is a worthy of ridicule after equipped with points. tRrRjZy]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

猫扑:
    【国足“亿元球员”被指身材像白斩鸡 王永珀回骂:屁眼长脸上】近日,台湾一档关于世界杯的电视节目,以国足队员王永珀多年前的照片为例,称他年薪亿身材却像“白斩鸡”,批评大陆球员只知买豪车不思进取。日,@王永珀 回应,称对方还活在年前,并回怼球迷“屁眼张(长)脸上了?”@时间视频 ...全文: m.weibo ​
[The teams one hundred million yuan is refers to figure like boiled chicken Mrs Wang return to scold fart eye long face 】 recently, one of Taiwans about the World Cup television programs, to the teams players, Mrs Wangs photos, for example, years ago said he paid $figure is like a plain chicken, criticized China players only buy cars adventurous. @ Mrs Wang, response, refer to each other and live in years ago, and back to Dui fans fart eye (long) on the face? @ time video... The full text m. eibo]

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优酷:
    今晚法国对战阿根廷,#上优酷看世界杯#之前,先看看#晓说#高晓松姜文的预测吧~姜文预测法国队赢!大家有什么看法呢? tRrEKsv ​


优酷:
    #这就是世界波#今天做客嘉宾是@李艾 @刘冬沁 赛程过半,如何评价这届十六强名单?怎么看待“默契球”?来看本期世界波辩论赛。#上优酷看世界杯# tRrEEUaA ​
[# # this is the world wave of todays guest is @ ai @ Liu Dongqin halfway, how do you comment on this list of ? What about the tacit understanding ball? To see this world wave of debate. On the # # tRrEEUaA youku watch World Cup]

优酷:
    黄英儿子玩彩绘
黄英儿子和爸爸曹帅参与的#想想办法吧爸爸#正在录制中,两人玩彩绘玩成大花脸,陈飞宇也参与其中玩得不亦乐乎,看大家如此自然有爱的样子,非常期待节目上线! ​

[Overwhelmed with son play < br > coloured drawing or pattern overwhelmed with dad and son Cao Shuai participating in # # think about ways to dad is recorded, two people play into look coloured drawing or pattern, fei-yu Chen also involved to play, see you so naturally has the look of love, really looking forward to show online! ​]

新浪新闻客户端:
    #星动浪圈# #High翻浪圈# #黄晓明#敬业自律的演员黄晓明今晚空降浪圈!猜猜看热爱健身的晓明哥哥最喜欢哪只球队?在浪圈等你畅聊世界杯,发帖互动就有机会拿黄晓明电影《金蝉脱壳》三张电影票、两张签名照片、以及世界杯小礼物!壕礼在等你→tRBXePD #世界杯大竞猜# ...全文: m.weibo ​
[# star moving waves lap # # # # # High over the wave circle huang xiaoming dedicated actor huang xiaoming self-discipline airborne waves lap tonight! Guess what love fitness xiaoming brother favorite team? The waves lap waiting for you to chat about the World Cup, Posting interaction is an opportunity to take huang xiaoming movie might three tickets to the theatre, two small gift signature photos, as well as the World Cup! In the ritual is waiting for you to tRBXePD # World Cup contest #... The full text m. eibo]

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