小野妹子学吐槽:
潘玮柏真的好准,看了半天没怎么投丢过[哆啦A梦吃惊] tRrflKV
[Pan weibo really good, see the along while didnt missed [doraemon surprised] tRrflKV]
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冷笑话精选:
哇,心态崩了…全中[允悲]@小王子同白玫瑰那我大概是个废人了[跪了]@林小宅-:这就是我啊 tRVWRjlY
[Wow, collapsed... All [allow sad] @ in the little prince with white roses that I probably was disabled] [kneeling @ Lin Xiaozhai - this is what I ah tRVWRjlY]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
南方都市报:
【看好了!森田面膜等批次化妆品检验不合格,有你常用的吗?】国家药监局发布通告,经检验,家企业生产或代理的批次化妆品不合格,包括上海伸庭生物科技公司代理的台湾森田保湿精华水嫩面膜等,有款产品为假冒产品。(人民日报)详细黑榜戳↓↓转发提醒![话筒]
[The bullish! Morita mask such as batch cosmetic inspection is unqualified, have you used? State food and drug administration issued, upon examination, unqualified production enterprises or agent batch cosmetics, including Shanghai court biotechnology company acting Taiwan morita moisture essence mask, etc., and tender has product is counterfeit products. (Peoples Daily) detailed HeiBang stamp left left forward remind! [microphone]]
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刘彦斌:
绿水青山就是金山银山!
[Green water castle peak is the jinshan silver! ]
猫扑:
猫咪摄影师Andrew Marttila表示,对于小奶猫来说,自己胡渣的触感跟猫妈舌头的触感相似,所以奶猫会以为是妈妈在给自己舔毛,格外酥糊又安心[喵喵]…………撸猫新手法了解一下?[笑cry] tRrPIq
[Cat photographer Andrew Marttila said that for small milk cat, her hu resigue tactility with cat mother tongue feels similar, so the cat will think is mom in milk to oneself lick the hair, especially crisp paste and easemeow meow............ Lu new technique about the cat? [laughing cry] tRrPIq]
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优酷:
C罗梅西联手拍剧了?这部“作品”豆瓣拿下了.高分,而且是在优酷多端播出#上优酷看世界杯#
[Ronaldo, messi to filming? The work douban scored. Good grades, and it is on the youku multiterminal broadcast # # youku to see the World Cup]
微博汽车:
#汽车世界杯# #车评精选# 这个阵容,可以说赢面很大了~[加油]
[Evaluation of selected # # # # the car World Cup car this squad, can say the quirks ~ [oil]]
这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞
微博位置:
停下忙碌的脚步,来看看美丽的晚霞!
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful sunset!]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
汽车之家:
正确答案是吉利博瑞,恭喜@重庆小熊 最快答对,请私信家家您的收货地址,我们会尽快将礼品快递到您手中。
[The correct answer is geely borui, congratulations @ chongqing bear the fastest answer, please direct messages every of your shipping address, we will gift delivery to you as soon as possible.]
汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。
音悦台:
#Miley Cyrus#伪装成街头艺人卖唱,在沉闷的地铁站,给你一场有趣的演唱会!麦莉的现场是真的稳啊[跪了]tRrVJl
[# Miley Cyrus# disguised as buskers, musicians in depressing the subway station, give you an interesting concert! Mileys site is really stable] [kneeling tRrVJl]
音悦Tai明星饭团等待各位悦友亲们回家吃饭,支持你的偶像!饭团总舵地址:yinyuetaifanMass
新浪新闻客户端:
【地铁乞丐行乞多年月入过万 自称地铁老大[doge]】日,网友曝光北京地铁号线,一行乞人员怒怼安保人员:“我不怕,你们没有执法权,我就是地铁老大”。有网友称该男子行乞有几年了,有时装盲人,也装过智障人士,他靠在地铁里行乞月收入过万元,并有两套房子。tRrMxFB(时间视频)
[Subway beggar beg for years earning thousands who is one of the oldest subway [doge]], the netizen exposure of Beijing metro line, beg a staff nu Dui security personnel Im not afraid, you dont have the executive, I is the subway eldest brother. Some netizens said the man begging for a few years, there are fashion blind, also with intellectual disabilities, beg him on the subway monthly income of over ten thousand yuan, and to have two sets of house. TRrMxFB (video)]
只想做一只人见人爱的客户端
新浪汽车:
#微博交通台#【男子开车连撞辅警视频曝光:倒车碾压[怒骂]】日前,江西南昌“面包车男子冲撞名辅警”的现场画面曝光。视频显示,多名辅警上前处置时,司机倒车碾压。红谷滩公安分局人员告诉澎湃新闻,目前该司机已被刑拘。tRrbtVSK
[# # weibo communication radio [man hit the car auxiliary police video exposure reverse crush [denounced]], jiangxi nanchang collision of the auxiliary police van man of the scene. Video shows that a number of auxiliary police to dispose of, the driver reversing rolling. Red valley beach, public security bureau personnel told surging news, now the driver has been detained. tRrbtVSK]
最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。
微博位置:
#值得去# 真正的天空之镜[haha][haha][haha] tRLlfBm
[# # is worth real sky mirror (haha) (haha) haha tRLlfBm]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
青年时报:
【江干为你“私人订制”个性化办事材料清单,让“最多跑一次”更加轻松!】好消息来了!今天(月日),江干区率先推出全市首个“受办分离”标准化收件系统,全面实施“一窗受理”无差别服务,把功夫下在“前提条件”上,将“最多跑一次”起点从“申请阶段”前移到“材料准备阶段”,让“专业”不再...全文: m.weibo
[【 Jiang Gan private tailored personalized eps material list for you, make up to run a more easily!] The good news is coming! Today (June ), jianggan district pioneered the citys first separated standardized collection system, the full implementation of one window acceptance indiscriminate service, under the kung fu on the condition, up to run a starting point from the application stage arrives the material preparation stage, to professional no longer... The full text m. eibo]
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猫扑:
【少年不愿考试离家出走 爸爸找回后就是一耳光[打脸]】月日,江苏南京警方找到一离家出走的岁男孩,男孩父亲从山东赶来,二话没说扇了孩子一耳光。据了解,男孩不愿考试,先去了苏州找工作,碰壁后又想来南京试试。tRrwadw
[The young are reluctant to test run away from home Dad is back after a box on the ear [face]] month day, jiangsu nanjing police found a boy ran away from home, the boy father from shandong, the child a slap door without saying anything. It is understood that the boy didnt want to test, first went to find a job in suzhou, hit a wall and then try to nanjing. tRrwadw]
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冷笑话精选:
很实用,马一下[并不简单]@创意铺子这么实用的小技能,要学起来[喵喵]@小岛电影movie感觉很厉害的样子惹[憧憬][憧憬][憧憬]@环球音乐榜很实用的小技能惹,马克一下[哈哈]
[Very practical, horse [] are not simple @ creative workshop so practical skills, to learn up [meow] @ island movie film feel very much like to provoke [hope] [hope] [hope] @ list of universal music very practical skills to provoke, mark up (ha ha)]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!
巴曙松:
金庸先生如是说一一一不可一日无此君:书一一一读书对于我,那是人生中最重要的事,只次于呼吸空气、饮水、吃饭、睡觉。
我曾经想:坐牢十年而可以在狱中阅读天下书籍,或者十年中充分自由,但不得阅读任何书刊。
两者由我选择,我一定选择坐牢读书。
[Mr Jin yong said the is not a day without this person the book to read for me, that is the most important thing in life, only inferior to breathe air, drink, eat, sleep. < br > < br > I have to think go to prison for ten years and you can read all the books in prison, or decade full freedom, but shall not reading any books. < br > both by my choice, I will choose to jail reading. ]
金融学者、博士生导师,中国银行业协会首席经济学家、哥伦比亚大学商学院高级访问学者
微博位置:
#值得去# 放慢脚步在koh tao发发呆,都那么让人惬意![微风][微风][微风]图片来源:我在长江畔-,Miss_AAAura......#koh tao[地点]# tkFBwz
[# # to slow down in koh tao daydreaming, so comfortable! [wind] [wind] [wind] image I am on the Banks of the Yangtze river - Miss_AAAura... # # koh tao [place] tkFBwz]
发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo
优酷:
摄影术从古到今都能“摄人魂魄”,从前人是不敢拍,现代人不拍照饭也不敢吃,酷爱拍照的慈禧老佛爷以身试险引领时尚,才有了后来的“大眼睛”和被收藏耽误的摄影师@马未都 ,马爷藏得够深,还有什么是您没玩的吗?tRrGUKh
[Photography can contains the person soul soure, once upon a time people are afraid to clap, modern people dont take pictures also dare not to eat, have a passion for taking photos of the announced plans to try risks leading the fashion, is the big eyes and later by collecting photographer @ ma did not delay, hidden deep enough horse ye, what are you not play? tRrGUKh]
优酷:
【每日一队】#上优酷看世界杯#成立于年的斗牛士军团西班牙队作为传统强队,在年世界杯上击败荷兰获得了冠军。而斗牛士军团在本届世界杯上也展现了不俗的实力,再想到之前西班牙队在对战伊朗赛前中卫皮克在绿茵场上将小鸟捧起放飞的场景,是有实力又有爱的球队没错了!
tRrGUi
[[daily team] # # on youku to see the World Cup was founded in the year of the matador regiment Spain as the traditional strong teams, in the World Cup victory over the Netherlands won the championship. The matador regiment at the World Cup has also demonstrated good strength, think again before Spain against Iran in the pre-match defender Gerard pique to lift the flying birds on the pitch, is capable of and love thats right! < br > tRrGUi]
南方都市报:
暨大毕业典礼[心]
[Jinan graduations [heart]]
欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博
微博星座命理:
简单粗暴的送礼物环节到啦~
【转+关】 中抽三个宝宝各送一套超萌微博狗年表情包挂饰!转发告别单身汪哟[二哈][喵喵][doge]
#来自小星星的礼物#
[Simple gifts link to ~ < br > in turn + off 】 【 three baby each send a super of weibo expression bag pendant in the year of dog! Wang yo forwarding of farewell single [two ha] [meow meow] [doge] < br > # # from little gifts]
商务合作:请发送合作详情到zeyu@staff.weibo
但斌:
@老曾阿牛全球走向闭关自守?@鄭峻 之前拥护自由贸易、打击贸易保护的口号喊得多响啊。
[@ old pig to the earth to a closed? Before @ Zheng Jun embrace free trade, much against trade protection shout the slogan of the ring.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也拉创业板又是号召韭菜去救市吗?
[@ good Joe fields is also the gem is also called on Chinese chives to rescue?]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也👍刘教授很客观!
[@股道热肠也👍刘教授很客观!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也@余晓光窃钩者诛,窃国者为诸侯。
[@ good Joe @ xiao-guang yu also secretly, the hook is over fields is foremost kleptocrat for governors.]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也三观不正,烂公司!@八大山债人红衣教主是哪个教的?@郝八荣太饿KGB这。。。 @猫狗catdog叹为观止…
[@ good Joe fields is also through is not straight, bad company! @ eight mountains of debt which teach people girl in red is? @ hao eight honors too hungry KGB this... @ catdog breathtaking cats and dogs...]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也转发微博
[@ fields is also forwarding microblogging good Joe]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
但斌:
@股道热肠也@我是张小瑞减税刻不容缓。@港股通AiH经济不景气,股市狂跌,汇率连贬,税收倒是创了新高!
[@ good Joe fields is also @ I am xiao-rui zhang tax cuts is urgently needed. @ hong tong AiH economic recession, the stock market collapsed, the exchange rate fall, taxes are hit a new high!]
一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人
猫扑:
转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ: ;陈女士QQ:
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