2018年6月26日星期二

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冷笑话精选:
    #全网最火噜辣舞#没想到@良品铺子 的噜辣杯已经变成新晋网红单品了,网红们拿着它大跳热舞,各位的业务能力在下服气的[作揖][憧憬] tRrfCRA
tRrfCRw ​

[# # so the hottest lulu hot dance unexpectedly @ the lulu hot cup of fine products shop has become a new web celebrity sheet is tasted, the web celebrity to take it the big jump dance, your business ability next convinced [bowing] [hope] tRrfCRA < br > tRrfCRw]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

南方都市报:
    【广东前名考生分享高考秘籍,家长学生必看】高考已经放榜,广东前名考生通过南都分享了他们的高考秘籍,其中包括备考攻略、如何减压。快快戳链接了解tRrXZwha ​
[[candidates to share before the college entrance examination in guangdong esoterica, parents of students will see 】 the college entrance examination has been under, guangdong before candidates by SMW Shared their college entrance examination techniques, including test strategy, how to stress. Poke link to understand tRrXZwha quickly]

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优酷:
    直男女神 @王晓晨 喊你看比赛啦!点击预约收看女神闹铃啦
今晚澳大利亚vs秘鲁,进球就下红包雨!也可以在优酷APP中搜索:“王晓晨”收看哦!#上优酷看世界杯# ​

[Straight men and women of god @ xiao-chen wang shout you watching the game! Click to make an appointment to the goddess alarm. < br > Australia tonight vs Peru, goal red envelopes of rain! Can also search in youtube APP, xiao-chen wang watch! # # on youku watch the World Cup]

猫扑:
    #猫扑段子# 真.......吓出屎[允悲][允悲] tRrrJyr ​
[# # mop jokes really... Scared the shit [allow sad] [allow sad] tRrrJyr]

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汽车之家:
    #家家选车导购##宝马X##奥迪QL#【老朋友新对决 全新宝马X对比奥迪QL】今年的豪华品牌中型SUV市场中,宝马X和奥迪QL无疑是最热门的两款车型,宝马X因为国产在价格上变得更有竞争力,而QL则在加长轴距后更讨国人的喜欢,这两台车的针锋相对相信会带给人们更多的惊喜。tRrXZww ​
[# every car shoppers X# # # # BMW audi QL# 【 new old friend New audi BMW X contrast QL 】 luxury brand in the midsize SUV market this year, BMW and audi X QL is undoubtedly one of the hottest two models, BMW X because domestic become more competitive in price, while QL after extended wheelbase more of the people, the two car tit-for-tat people believe will bring more surprises. tRrXZww]

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微博时尚:
    身材重要还是长相重要?时尚红人冻龄金三岁告诉你运动的重要性
[How important or appearance shape? Fashion red gold frozen age tell you of the importance of movement at the age of three]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

汽车之家:
    #从新出发—电动车挑战赛#环青海湖电动汽车挑战赛迎来性能评测赛,赛事确保专业公平公正,下面就来看看比赛集锦吧! tRrgyJn ​
[# set out from the new - electric challenge # qinghai lake challenge in evaluating the performance of electric vehicle and ensure professional fair, take a look at below match highlights! tRrgyJn]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

微博汽车:
    【酒驾男遇查偷换座位,儿子戳穿:爸爸叫妈妈换位置了[疑问] 】月日,湖南怀化,一名酒驾男子看见前方有交警,和妻子临时换位置,没想到岁儿子立刻戳穿:爸爸叫妈妈换座位了。经查,男子因为怕近视的老婆晚上开车不放心,所以自己酒后驾车。tRrBUoy ​
[The drunken driving male in check to steal a seat, son puncture, dad call mother change position [question]] month day, huaihua, a famous driving man saw in front of the traffic police, and his wife, change the location of temporary, that year old son immediately puncture father called my mother in a seat. As, man driving at night for fear of the myopia of wife not trust, so his drunken driving. tRrBUoy]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

新浪汽车:
    #购车帮帮忙# 给菊姐@王菊 推荐一辆车,你觉得啥车最合适?[doge]
[# # cars to help recommend @ Wang Ju chrysanthemum sister a car, what car do you think is the most appropriate? [doge]]

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汽车之家:
    #家家新闻##添越Pikes Peak#【限量辆 添越Pikes Peak特别版官图】为了庆祝添越以分秒的成绩刷新美国派克峰爬山赛SUV记录,宾利推出了添越Pikes Peak特别版(中文名派克峰特别版)车型。该车搭载.T W发动机,其最大功率达马力、峰值扭矩牛·米,如果想订购这款限量版车型,车主必须要...全文: m.weibo ​
[# every news # # add more Pikes Peak# 【 set limit to, add the Pikes Peak special edition officer figure 】 in order to celebrate add more minutes to refresh the Pikes Peak hill climb SUV, bentley introduced add the Pikes Peak special edition (Chinese name Pikes Peak special edition) models. The vehicle carrying. T W engine, the maximum power of cattle, horse power, peak torque, if you want to order this limited edition models, the owner must be... The full text m. eibo]

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丑女达人:
    人生到了下半场,敌人就只剩下自己了。 ​
[In the second half of life, the enemy is just himself. ​]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

新浪汽车:
    #每日亮点#零食烧烤啤酒世界杯,长安福特现金猜冠军!#谁能一球成名#玩游戏,参与瓜分万现金红包,赢点啤酒钱,也是极好的[并不简单]!tRBJtuk
[# daily window # snacks barbecue beer cup, changan ford cash guess a champion! # who can # moment so to play games, participate in carving up cash bonus, win a beer money, is also very good [] are not simple! tRBJtuk]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

丑女达人:
    人生每一步重要的选择,都不能被别人拖后腿,哪怕是你的恋人。 ​
[Every step of life important choice, cannot be dragging, even you lover. ​]

兵来将挡,水来土掩,天塌下来老公扛!

小野妹子学吐槽:
    好的,这就去吃煎饼果子,油泼面,葱油拌面,鸡蛋炒饭,豚骨拉面[馋嘴] ​
[Ok, its to eat pancake fruit, the oil surface, onion oil, pasta, eggs, Fried rice, dolphin bone ramen [available]]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

南方都市报:
    【熊孩子电梯里撒尿,家长公开道歉:罚他打扫电梯个月】月日,陕西咸阳。一小区电梯出现故障,调取监控后发现,一个熊孩子曾在电梯里撒尿。孩子家长知道后,公开道歉,并让孩子打扫电梯间一个月。一手video tRrxXGxV 网友:正确的教育方式! ​
[【 bear children urinate elevator, public apology parents punish him to clean the elevator months] month, xianyang in shaanxi province. A residential elevator malfunction, obtaining monitoring found that after a bear children used to pee in the elevator. After the parents know, a public apology, and let the children to clean the elevator for a month. In video tRrxXGxV netizen the right way of education! ​]

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新浪新闻客户端:
    #High翻浪圈#【老铁!小伙乘天夜火车,横跨公里去莫斯科看世界杯[酷]】年出生的蒋皓是位足球迷,今年俄罗斯世界杯,他选择了一种与众不同的方式——乘火车,从黑龙江出发,历时天夜、横跨公里、辗转趟列车,最终抵达场馆观赛。他说,火车上世界杯氛围很浓厚,到处都是球迷,自己还被...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # High double waves lap the old iron! Guy by day night train, across the miles [cool]] go to Moscow to see World Cup Jiang Hao is a football fan, born in Russia this years World Cup, he chose a different way - by train, from heilongjiang, the last day night, across the miles, train, and eventually to stadiums. On the train, he says, the World Cup atmosphere is very thick, fans everywhere, oneself also is... The full text m. eibo]

只想做一只人见人爱的客户端

刘彦斌:
    我能力有限,没有能力抓住并骑上黑马。黑马都是涨出来之后才被发现的,事前谁也不知道。有的人事后涛涛不绝的评论黑马,说三道四,都是毫无价值和意义的。这种人大都是:事后诸葛亮,事前猪一样。 ​
[Ability is limited, I was not able to catch and ride horses. Horses are bulging out before he was found, who also dont know in advance. Some personnel out of comments after dark horse, gossiping, are no value and significance. The National Peoples Congress are hindsight, pig in advance. ​]

优酷:
    #这就是世界波#西班牙队在世界杯这样一个角斗场中,犹如一位高贵的斗牛士,极具观赏性的打法就像斗牛士那优雅的舞步,年世界杯登顶完成新王加冕的高光时刻,为青春中充满了西甲记忆的后们展现了一个属于西班牙的黄金时代,这场华丽的演出中一定有一位演员令你惊艳,成为你青春绿茵中的那抹红。...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # this is the world wave of Spain in the World Cup such a battle, like a noble matador, highly ornamental style like the matador at the time the elegant dance steps, World Cup top finish new Wang Jiamian perfect moment, for the youth is full of after the Spanish memory shows a belongs to Spains golden age, there must be an actor in the magnificent performance make you jing is colourful, become your youth green in the red. ... The full text m. eibo]

汽车之家:
    #解锁俄罗斯#尽量多聊车,别开车[允悲]
[# # unlock Russia as much as possible about the car, dont drive [allow sad]]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈哈哈[笑cry]@娱乐大魔王哈哈哈哈哈哈哈生动形象@芋头Ambe哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好哈最后两张是今天的我本人了[ok]
[Ha ha ha ha ha [smile cry] @ entertainment archenemy ha ha ha ha ha ha ha good vivid @ taro Ambe ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha is the last two I today [ok]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

平安北京:
    #国际禁毒日# 【是谁在刀锋上行走,默默无闻?】禁毒,是一项艰苦卓绝的工作。禁毒民警面对的贩毒人员用亡命之徒形容都不为过,让我们通过一则视频,来感受禁毒民警行走于刀锋上的人生。tRrgDos tRrIfg ​
[# # international day [who is walking on the blade, obscure? Drug, it is an arduous work. Anti-drug police face drug use outlaws describe too much, let us through a video, to feel the anti-drug policemen walking on the edge of life. TRrgDos tRrIfg]

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微博星座命理:
    想看看面相玩儿的小伙伴可以来参与#你敢问我敢答# po个美照让博主看看~记得娱乐为主,切不可全信哟[二哈]
[Want to look at faces friend can play to participate in the # Po # dared ask I dare you to answer a beauty according to show blogger ~ remember entertainment is given priority to, must not believe all yo ,]

商务合作:请发送合作详情到zeyu@staff.weibo

猫扑:
    【宁波警方通报“大妈摔手机”:双方已和解】月日,浙江宁波警方通报“大妈捡苹果索两千未果,见失主报警摔手机”一事,称当事双方已达成和解;基于人道主义和保护弱势群体考量,对当事方及事件细节不作公开。tRrlt ​
[【 ningbo police bulletin aunt fell mobile the two sides have reconciliation] month day, ningbo, zhejiang province police notified aunt pick apple line two thousand, saw that the owner alarm cast phone, said the parties have reached a settlement; Based on humanitarian and protect vulnerable groups, to the parties concerned and event details do not make public. tRrlt]

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新浪汽车:
    #汽车世界杯##世界杯神预测# 看看哪个球星代言的车最贵[吃瓜]
[Prediction # # # # the car World Cup World Cup god see which star endorsement of the car the most expensive [eat the melon]]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
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微博时尚:
    【#美妆世界杯# 月日新鲜报数据来袭!】今日@yoki是胶片控 @熊吱吱finfin 的视频引发粉丝围观!可爱小姐姐@欧七七- @Carfi_Du-XD @三杯吸 用#世界杯#元素 为最爱球队应援!还有大V@Kevin凯文老师 教你如何拯救熬夜看球的双眼,答案尽在今晚解锁!
关注@微博时尚 解锁花样#美妆世界杯# ⚽️[围观]...全文: m.weibo ​

[【 # #, fresh beauty makeup the World Cup to incoming data!] Today @ yoki is film control @ bear make finfin video trigger fans onlookers! Cute little sister @ the groups - @ Carfi_Du - XD # @ # three cups with absorption World Cup elements for the favourite team who! And big V @ Kevin, Kevin teacher to teach you how to save to stay up late to watch the eyes, the answer in unlock tonight! < br > focus @ weibo fashion unlock pattern # # beauty makeup World Cup ⚽ ️ [watch]... The full text m. eibo]

微博时尚专注于微博时尚美妆、珠宝设计、服装设计等领域

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    为了阿根廷也是拼了![允悲]
[For Argentina also spell! [allow sad]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小野妹子学吐槽:
    人生若只如初见,谁愿遇上个纸片,我才不愿做节食纸片人,#我不是纸片人#,我要跟随@元七七同学 ,拒当纸片人。
[If life only such as first, who is willing to meet a piece of paper, I dont want to go on a diet paper, # # I not scraps of paper, I will follow the @ yuan groups of students, from when a piece of paper.]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

汽车之家:
    #家家技术讲堂##吉利缤瑞#【更加运动的帝豪GL 吉利缤瑞设计解析】熟悉吉利汽车的朋友肯定能看出来一点,那就是吉利的家族化设计已然是日渐成熟了,光是看看博瑞和博越的销量就能说明一切,那么未来吉利在设计方面如何做出突破,或者说未来的吉利设计将何去何从呢?我们就借着今天亮相的缤瑞,一起来聊...全文: m.weibo ​
[# # # # every technology schoolroom geely bean red 【 more movement emgrand GL geely bean rui design parsing 】 familiar with geelys friend is sure to see it a bit, its geelys family-based design has been increasingly mature, see borui and more sales alone can explain everything, so the future geely how to make a breakthrough in the field of design, or in the future design of geely will go from here? We will through the appearance of bean red today, come together to chat... The full text m. eibo]

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微软中国:
    Xbox 春夏高定系列@Xbox ​
[The Xbox high springsummer series @ the Xbox]

相关技术问题欢迎咨询
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微博汽车:
    加了低标号汽油容易引起气缸爆震,标号加高了容易燃烧不充分有过多积碳,选择适合的,才是最好的呀~
[Added the detonation, low grade gasoline to cylinder label heightening the burn inadequate has excessive carbon deposition, choose suitable, is the best ah ~]

这个官微有意思,有车没车不重要,带你装逼带你飞

猫扑:
    【甘肃庆阳教育局:取消“女孩跳楼事件”涉案老师教师资格,调出系统】月日庆阳市教育局党委进行专题会议,决定将涉案老师吴永厚调出教育系统、取消其教师资格。此前,庆阳市教育局党委曾于年月日作出决定,对吴永厚进行行政处分,由技术级降为技术级,并调离岗位。 (中国日报)
[[qingyang, gansu province department of education cancel girl jump off a building events teacher qualifications for teachers, involved finding system 】 date of qingyang city education bureau party committee for project meeting, decided to the teacher involved Wu Yonghou callout, cancel the qualification of teacher education system. Previously, education bureau party committee had to make a decision on date of qingyang city , to administrative sanction Wu Yonghou rating from technical grade is technical grade, and removed. (China Daily)]

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优酷:
    #电视剧一千零一夜#【独家花絮】挥鞭少女的进阶之路@Dear-迪丽热巴 武力值持续进阶,一样的可爱,不一样的甜!tRrNTUZ ​
[# # series one thousand a night girl waved whip the exclusive tidbits 】 【 advanced road @ Dear - Dillon for advanced heat and force values, the same cute, not the same as sweet! tRrNTUZ]

南方都市报:
    #南都直播#【暨南大学红毯毕业礼好炫! 多位奥运冠军现身】暨南大学在校礼堂举行届本科生毕业启程礼。老师和毕业生们按学院组成方阵走上红地毯。南都记者将赶到现场,记录与分享此时毕业生们的喜悦心情,快来围观吧。 tRrxor . ​
[# # SMW live [red carpet, jinan university graduation ass-kicking! Many Olympic champions in 】 in auditorium, jinan university held a session of undergraduate graduation session. Teachers and graduates in college square onto the red carpet. SMW reporter rushed to the scene, record and share the joy of the graduates at this time the mood, come and watch. TRrxor.]

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青年时报:
    C罗出演创意广告《交换灵魂》,好像足球版的《你的名字》,这创意绝对满分!tRrIVl ​
[Cristiano ronaldo in creative advertising exchange soul, like a soccer version of your name, this idea is absolutely perfect! tRrIVl]

新闻热线: 工作沟通、广告合作请联系微信:Alex

优酷:
    阿饿不如你也加入萌妃少女的行列,一起享受美食和#萌妃驾到# [来]
[O hungry as you also join of precious girl, enjoy good food and # of princess girl # [to]]

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