微博搞笑排行榜：
大家好，我今晚要去谈恋爱，不发话题了。
[Hello, I want to go to fall in love tonight, not hair. ]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
郑恺：
鸡眼，年的兄弟，新婚快乐！[喜][喜]
[Years of brothers, corns, happy! [xi] [xi]]
强大起来，软弱起来！
黄渤：
看到镜头下的青岛，作为青岛人真是激动又高兴！历史、现代、科技、快速、悠闲、蓝天、大海、啤酒、美食[舔屏]这里的一切都让人沉醉！上合峰会即将在青岛举行，Hi朋友们，欢迎来青岛，亲身感受青岛的魅力[耶][挤眼]tRWnFmH
[See the lens of Qingdao, as the Qingdao peoples emotional and happy! History, modern, science and technology, rapid, carefree, blue sky and the sea, beer, foodlick screen everything here let a person get drunk! Sco summit will be held in Qingdao, Hi friends, welcome to Qingdao, experience the charm of Qingdao [and] [eye] tRWnFmH]
锦鲤大王：
晚安周六
愿望交给锦鲤们，你只管努力就行，握鳍。**。Ｏ。ｏ〇。〇Ｏｏ。*Ｏｏ。* 。*Ｏｏ。* 。*Ｏｏ。*
[Good night < br > wish to brocade carp on Saturday, you just hard line, fin. * *. O. O . Oo. * Oo. *. * Oo. *. * Oo. *]
【广告合作WX】tox_jia【深度合作WX】lin_ojoj 【神秘淘宝】 搜店铺名：锦鲤大王 ~~~~~~~~锦鲤图原作者 Jill johansen
张梓琳：
成都这座城市，对减肥的人太不友好[笑cry]
#深夜发吃，报复社会#
[The city of chengdu, to lose weight too unfriendly [laugh cry] < br > # late-night eating, # revenge society]
一个幸运的普通人。
创造101-宇宙少女孟美岐：
tRlcqx
[tRlcqx]
中韩超大规模女子组合宇宙少女中国成员美岐。商务洽谈及合作联系：kangwen@yuehuamusic
全球健身中心：
【月速成－瘦大腿】再粗壮的腿天也能缩小，试着跟着视频里做。整套动作下来，对腿部刺激非常明显！简单明了，赶紧马走，两周可以看到成效！[来]tRnlfrtD
[【 crash - thin thighs stout legs again day can also narrow, try to follow to do in the video. A complete set of movements down to stimulate the leg very clear! Simple and clear, hurriedly go horse, two weeks, can see the results! [to] tRnlfrtD]
最大最全的健身微博，来自中日韩欧美等最热门的健身教程。商务洽谈QQ： ，
央视新闻：
#央视新闻微直播#【关注！四川达州火灾救援进入余火清理阶段】昨天，四川达州塔沱市场负一楼发生火灾，当地先后出动余名消防官兵、多台消防车参与救援。经过近个小时的扑救，明火已基本扑灭。目前，大火造成人死亡，现场进入余火清理阶段。正在现场直播！(央视记者张力) tRlpS
[# # micro CCTV news broadcast attention! Sichuan dazhou fire rescue into the embers cleanup phase] yesterday, sichuan dazhou Tuo market negative on the first floor there is a fire, the local has sent more than fire officers and soldiers, fire engines to participate in the rescue. After nearly hours of fighting, fire have been put out. At present, the fire caused deaths, the scene into the embers cleanup phase. Is live! CCTV reporter tension tRlpS]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
头条新闻：
#十点一刻#【这颗海草很饱满[doge]小学生大跳海草舞踩点超精准】黑龙江省宾县第一小学庆六一，小学生们组团大跳海草舞，其中站在首位的一个胖胖的小学生卡点尤其精准，网友惊呼：踩点狂魔“小肉丸”，C位出道吧！tRNQQzZ
[# # minute very full [doge] [the seaweed pupil big seaweed dance shoe ultra precision 】 the bin county of heilongjiang province first primary school children, the pupils group dance of seaweed, which stands in the first place a fat pupil card point precision especially, netizens exclaimed explore slasher small meatball, C a debut! tRNQQzZ]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
创造101-SING赖美云：
tRlRz
[tRlRz]
SING女团成员赖美云，赖小七❤️ 商务合作请联系：Lee_kugou@
湖南卫视贴吧：
快本 .#快乐大本营# 整片更新 tRlcy NINE PERCENT九人合体综艺首秀 @蔡徐坤 @陈立农 @范丞丞Adam 黄明昊@jjjustin @林彦俊 @THEO-朱正廷 @王子异 @小鬼-王琳凯 @尤长靖 今晚你最喜欢谁的表现呢？[心] tRlayOW
[Fast this. # # happy camp whole update tRlcy NINE PERCENT of NINE people fit variety debut @ CAI xu @ li-nong Chen @ Fan Chengcheng Adam Huang Minghao @ jjjustin @ Lin Yanjun @ THEO - prince Zhu Zhengting @ different @ imp - Wang Linkai @ YouChangJing tonight who do you like best? [heart] tRlayOW]
宣传合作投稿请私信
董路：
齐达内的走，里皮的留，足球小将的未来tRlame（下载App->tRnlXNsd）
[Zidane went, lippi left, the future of football player tRlame (download App - > tRnlXNsd)]
乐播足球创始人、中国足球小将发起人
北京人不知道的北京事儿：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈完整版来了！[哈哈][哈哈][笑cry]tREgN
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the full version! [ha ha] [ha ha] [laugh cry] tREgN]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
创造101-宇宙少女吴宣仪：
tRlMtL
[tRlMtL]
中韩超大规模女子组合宇宙少女中国成员宣仪。商务洽谈及合作联系：kangwen@yuehuamusic
何炅：
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈小新你要笑死我了！马女士，我好同情你！@林更新 @马思纯#我是大侦探##狄仁杰之四大天王##发一张自己的蹭热度#
[Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha small new you want killing me! Ms ma, I sympathize with you! @ update @ # Sandra I Lin is detective # # production of four major Kings # # is sent to a ceng heat #]
NINEPERCENT官博：
#NINEPERCENT#
亲历舞台感受万千瞩目
不忘初心奔赴无悔舞台
每一次相见
都是最难忘的回忆
THX with LOVE 感谢粉丝见面会
深圳站首场圆满结束！
今晚九子综艺舞台首秀 你们在看吗？
#NINEPERCENT见面会#
[# NINEPERCENT# < br > stage experience feeling myriad attention < br > < br > dont forget to beginners mind without regrets to stage every meet < br > is the most unforgettable memories < br > < br > THX with LOVE thank scouting < br > shenzhen station marks the end of the first! < br > nine child variety stage debut tonight Are you looking at? < br > # NINEPERCENT meeting #]
新浪综艺：
【王菊逆袭】【菊爱说】《创造》@创造-esee王菊 逆风翻盘获得第二十三！ 小老师“新节目”《菊爱说》上线，现场如何摆pose拍照[笑cry]电商麻豆和超模的教学真的满分了， 倒数五个数也是很洗脑了[哈哈]tRWNIe
[【 Wang Ju counter attack 】 【 chrysanthemum said love 】 create @ create - esee Wang Ju upwind they get ! Small teacher new show the chrysanthemum love said online, live how to pose photo [laugh cry] electricity hemp beans and supermodel really out of teaching, the bottom five digits are brainwashed [ha ha] tRWNIe]
精选最新、最全、最热门的综艺资讯、视频！每天给你好看！欢迎报料、投稿！请发私信或者邮件（videotv@sina）。
马思纯：
人生赢家马头琴本琴现在出场。#我是大侦探#
[Life is a winner Mongol stringed instrument played the piano now. # # Im a detective]
一花一世界，一树一菩提。
回忆专用小马甲：
吼吼吃哦！猜，哪里的？
[Eat woo hoo! Guess, where? ]
《愿无岁月可回头》
英国报姐：
努力想去帮主人捡球的狗子，非常拼了。球找不到了，自己都要找不到了[doge]
tRloqoC
[Efforts to want to go to wang dog son to pick up the ball, very hard. Cant find my ball, oneself are can not find [doge] < br > tRloqoC]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
创造101-可米Sunnee：
tRlKgfm
[tRlKgfm]
AND Sunnee 杨芸晴 💕工作事項請聯絡經紀部 周室長 hao@comicgroup
创造101-麦锐娱乐紫宁：
tRlKFJG
[tRlKFJG]
工作邮箱：bd@mavericks-ent
人民日报：
【夜读：人最好的状态，不念过去，不畏将来】过去的总让人心生牵挂，未知的总让人局促不安。生活从不亏待努力的人，你要做的，就是用最少的悔恨面对过去，用最少的浪费面对现在，用最多的梦想面对未来。与其停留过去、惧怕未来，不如放手一搏，图个不留遗憾。 tRlYIr
[[night people best, dont read in the past, not afraid of the future 】 the past always let people who CARES, unknown, who always ill at ease. Life never mistreated efforts, you have to do, is to face the past with the least lamentation, face present with the least waste and with the most dream to face future. Rather than stay in the past, afraid of the future, better by, figure without regret. tRlYIr]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
城南邮局：
我以前特别受不了我的朋友和我讨厌的人一起玩，我觉得既然是我的朋友，就要和我一样讨厌我讨厌的人。
最近几年突然不了，如果朋友和我讨厌的人也是朋友，我肯定会介意会不开心，但我不会强求朋友一定要为了我放弃什么。
我顶多当做不知道，或者刻意回避关于那个人的话题，不在朋友面前说那个人的不好。
[I especially cant stand before my friends and I hate people who play together, I think that is a friend of mine, and I hate I hate people. < br > in recent years, all of a sudden not, if a friend and I hate people who are friends, Im sure I would mind will not be happy, but I will not importune friends must to what I give up. < br > the best I can do as I dont know, or avoid about the topic of the man, not in front of your friends said that man is not good. ]
我有微信号啦（kankannb）快来找我玩~
人民网：
【[话筒]请将这段视频教程转给更多人！能救命！】吃东西卡喉咙导致窒息怎么办？拍背没有用，等待救护车也来不及。白求恩医务士官学校士官教你如何在紧急关头正确操作，戳视频↓学习“海姆立克急救法”，转存！（央视）tRmFbH
[[[microphone] please send to more people in this period of video tutorial! Can help! Eat card cause choking throat? Also too late to back useless, wait for the ambulance. Bethune medical sergeant sergeant school to teach you how to operation in an emergency order to poke video left learning pavlik emergency law , archived! (CCTV) tRmFbH]
报道全球 传播中国
马玉兰还在害人：
徐梦洁不进前十合理吗？？？ tRlrQd
[Dont meng-jie xu into the top ten reasonable??????? tRlrQd]
从不客观
全球奇闻趣事：
这个绝对是亲妹妹，好尴尬 tRlUGJ
[This is definitely a sister, so embarrassed tRlUGJ]
每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事，如果您身边发生或者网络看到新鲜事，欢迎私信投稿，录用必@
衣锦夜行的燕公子：
哪里有王一博点赞通道？想为弟弟花钱。
[Where there is praise channel yi-bo wang? Want to spend money for his brother. ]
世界就像是个巨大的马戏团,它让你兴奋,却让我惶恐。 因为我知道散场后永远是——有限温存,无限心酸。
新浪体育：
在距离自己岁生日还有两个月之际，郑智终于达到了国家队次出场的里程碑。在中国队最低谷的时候，他默默坚守在这里照亮下一代球员前进的路，让我们用一组图来回顾郑智的国家队生涯里程碑，你见证了队长的哪些时刻？tRlW
[From his birthday and two months, zheng zhi has finally reached the milestone international appearances. Lowest in the Chinese team, he silently stick to lighten the road forward for the next generation of players here, lets take a picture to review international career milestone in zheng zhi, what time you saw the captain? tRlW]
小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯，趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件： sports@vip.sina
袁立：
[闭嘴]
[[up]]
yagedemama@
透视眼娱乐：
王凯 我等到花儿也谢了 +秋意浓+爱是永恒 彩蛋知心爱人和中华小曲库联唱完整分钟小伙伴请接好[doge]
一个节目秀唱出了歌剧的感觉。
陪你，疼你，等你，爱你[心]
原来。。在KTV一个人唱贵妃醉酒唱这么嗨的不止我一个[允悲] tRlScRX
[Wang I wait until the flowers also thanks + sense of autumn, love is forever eggs bosom friend lover and the ditty medley complete minutes would you please pick up [doge] < br > the feeling of a show sing opera. < br > with you, pain you, wait for you, love you [heart] < br > < br > original.. A man in KTV sing drunken beauty so hey I have more than one allow sad tRlScRX]
有事请私信
澎湃新闻：
【《倾倒世界》分钟超燃大片重磅亮相！】年月日到日，上海合作组织成员国元首理事会第十八次会议将在青岛举行，届时，青岛将集聚全球目光，向世界展示中国城市的实力与魅力。分秒青岛城市形象宣传片《倾倒世界》激情发布！中国青岛，倾倒世界。tRWnFmH
[【 dumping world minutes ultra burning vast blockbuster debut!] (date) (month) (year) to the day, the th session of the Shanghai cooperation organization head of state council will be held in Qingdao, the Qingdao will gather the global vision, to show the world the power and charm of Chinese cities. Minutes of Qingdao city image propaganda film dumping world passion release! Qingdao, China, dumping of the world. tRWnFmH]
有内涵的时政新媒体
国民老岳父公：
#今天放弃减肥了吗# 吃到肉了，开～心，而且我今天发现之前买跑步机的时候送了个哑铃，虽然有点那个……但也算是个惊喜吧…
[# # today give up on a diet? Eat the meat, open - heart, and I found before buy the treadmill today send a dumbbell, although a bit that...... But also be a surprise... ]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
草莓牛奶味的Haru：
小七老师的模仿秀 是谁的票还没有投给我们可爱赖美云！tRlpga
[Small seven teacher who is the parody of ticket havent vote for our lovely lai beautiful cloud! tRlpga]
沉迷于权正烈
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