2018年6月2日星期六

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优酷:
    世界杯就要来啦,泥萌觉得世界杯和什么最标配哩?啤酒?烧烤?小龙虾?来来来,评论里po出你的标配吧[doge]今年夏天记得#上优酷看世界杯#哦,给你不一样的惊喜[爱你]#这世界杯很酷# ​
[World Cup will come, the mud of the World Cup and think its the most standard yet? Beer? A barbecue? Small lobster? Come on, let comments Po out your standard [doge] remember # # on youku to see the World Cup this summer oh, give you different surprise [love] you cool # # the World Cup]

微博搞笑排行榜:
    确定不是假新闻!OPPO Find系列终终终于回归了!你还记得Find系列的手机?Finder.mm全球超薄手机,Find 的p显示屏和息屏美学,Find 的VOOC闪充、天际线呼吸灯等等。跟着榜姐重温一下小李子演的Find系列大片,再期待一下这次的Find X有什么黑科技。#OPPO未来旗舰Find X# tRNGf ​
[Sure its not fake news! OPPO Find series will eventually return at last! Do you still remember the Find series mobile phone? Finder. Mm global ultra-thin mobile phones, Find p display screen and aesthetics, the Find VOOC flash filling, skyline breathing lamp and so on. With elder sister to brush up on small plum in the Find a list of series, looking forward to this time again Find what X black science and technology. # OPPO future flagship Find X# tRNGf]

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小野妹子学吐槽:
    将你ID中的一个字改成“菊”。 ​
[Change a word in your ID to Daisy. ​]

图文多转自日文推特,附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。

新沐sunshine:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

凡心所向,素履所往,生如逆旅,一苇以航

但斌:
    #穿越记忆的河流# 玫瑰宝宝月日儿童节,在深圳电视台少儿频道参加演出。[心][鲜花] ​
[# # through memory river rose baby, childrens day, children in shenzhen television channel. [heart] [a flower]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【男子偷了车不太会开 停路边被交警识破[二哈]】
“老实交代车咋来的?”“别人送的。”
“为啥送你?”“他欠我钱。”
“为啥送你,有啥证据?”“人都死了,怎么证明?”
“你行驶证呢?”“人都死了,都烧了。”
……下面请看戏精小偷表演:tRCgbx ​@新京报我们视频 ​

[The man steal the car is unlikely to stop the road traffic police was the ha] [two] < br > zha to honest metasomatism car? From the others. < br > why give you? He owes me money. < br > why to send you, what is the evidence? People are dead, how to prove? < br > vehicle license you? People are dead, all burned. < br >... See below show fine thieves act tRCgbx @ Beijing news we video]

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小浪同学爱吐槽:
    你真的理解狗狗吗?走近汪星人的世界,如果你变成一只汪,看看生活会发生哪些改变吧!看到最后竟然被感动到了…[doge]tRNNaN ​
[Do you really understand the dog? Approached Wang Xing people of the world, if you become a woof, look at life will change what! The last was moved to see... [doge] tRNNaN]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

优酷:
    @张一山 在#朗读者#中谈到有很长一段时间自己的拍摄机会很少,一度被媒体质疑为是否再也拍不了戏。但他自己内心非常清楚自己对演戏的热爱,对演员这份职业的坚定,从未放弃,也终于在“千千万万遍的等待中,迎来了默默爆发”。让我们一起聆听演员张一山的等待故事。 tRlLlUu ​
[In # reader # @ yishan zhang talked about for a long period of their shooting opportunity seldom, was once the media questioned whether to cant shoot the scene. But his heart is very clear their love of acting, the professional firm for the actors, never give up, and finally in the waiting for thousands of times, ushered in the outbreak silently. Lets listen to the actors yishan zhang waiting for the story. tRlLlUu]

新浪汽车:
    #车迷猜猜猜# 看车灯猜车型,老司机们快秀起来[吃瓜] ​
[# # fans guess to see light guess models, the old drivers quickly show upeat the melon]

最新鲜的汽车资讯;
最快速的新车报道;
最全面的车型数据;
最及时的车型报价;
最丰富的汽车活动。

微博搞笑排行榜:
    终极省钱小技能,了解一下[doge] tRXU ​
[Ultimate saving small skills, understand the doge tRXU]

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猫扑:
    当喵星人遇到气球........ tRWpNF ​
[When meow star people encounter the balloon... tRWpNF]

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但斌:
    @zuenxM:这么漂亮的小女孩生在了一个恶魔般的家庭
[@ zuenxM such a beautiful girl was born in a demonic family]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

小浪同学爱吐槽:
    嗯嗯有道理!但是没有钱[微笑]
[Well well that makes sense! But no money [smiles]]

国事家事天下事,事事关心。

小S:
    其實我生日是月,但老公堅持幫我提前慶生,因為我明天就要跟阿雅去一個遙遠的地方大概天!本來覺得慶生好多餘,但一群你愛的,跟愛你的人聚在一起,還是很開心!謝謝老公! ​
[Actually my birthday is on, but the husband help me birthday in advance, because I tomorrow with the friendship to a faraway place May Day! Good thought birthday redundant, but a group of the one you love, get together with people who love you, still very happy! Thanks for the husband! ​]

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小米手机:
    “小米不仅在硬件层面称得上‘旗舰’之名,诸如红外人脸解锁、双路GPS等新的特性也足以让人眼前一亮。”
[Millet not only be called the name of flagship at the hardware level, such as infrared face unlock, dual GPS new features are enough to let a person shine at the moment.]

探索黑科技,为发烧而生。

但斌:
    @飞流直下三万里:倒数第一这次可能真的要转学了!
[@ plunges three miles last may really want to transfer this time!]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @灰志大咪法院的工作效率也太低下了,十一年执行不到位。现在拘留十五天,那十五天后仍不腾退呢?对这种老赖没办法了吗?
[@ grey ambition big court work efficiency is too low, the eleventh year of implementation does not reach the designated position. Detention days now, that is still not back room in days? To this kind of LaoLai no way out?]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @李长情-:真的短路啊
[@ li long feeling - really short circuit]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

汽车之家:
    #家家评测# #别克GL#【“人人人人人人” 测试上汽通用别克GL】你没看错,我也没写错,这篇文章的标题就是个人,简单、粗暴!在我看来这台车最大的特点就是配备了个座椅,采用了“++”的座椅布局形式,很明显它的目标用户正是那些上有老下有小的消费者。tRlvUP ​
[# every evaluation # # buick GL# 【 all people all test saic gm buick GL 】 you read that right, I also didnt write wrong, the title of this article is personal, simple, rough! In my opinion the greatest characteristic of the car is equipped with a chair, adopted the + + seat layout form, obviously it is those monumental exploits its target users to consumers. tRlvUP]

汽车之家为广大汽车消费者提供买车、用车、养车及与汽车生活相关的全程服务,以全面、专业、可信赖、高互动性的内容,多层次、多维度地影响最广泛的汽车消费者,是中国最具价值的互联网汽车营销平台。

冷笑话精选:
    #冷哥的信箱# 哈哈哈哈哈哈真是饿傻了吧[笑cry] ​
[# # the elder brother of the cold box ha ha ha ha ha ha foolish hungry now [laugh cry]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

一只不会说话的蘑菇:
    台想放肆吃一把甜了 哭唧 ​
[Machine to cry presumptuous to eat a sweet pumping]

“做你自己 我来爱你”

冷笑话精选:
    仔细想下,你是不是也跟冷哥一样 忘记恋爱是啥感觉了[拜拜] ​
[Think carefully, do you also like cold brother forgot whats it like to love [bynum]]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

但斌:
    @中欧苹果黑天鹅、雷,会越来越多@亚东最近爆的雷一个接一个。。
[@ central apple black swan, ray, will be more and more @ dongya recent explosion ray one by one..]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    [赞]@乒乓阎桂丽[赞]
[[who] @ ping-pong Yan Guili [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    #猫扑神转折# 晚上回家,你发现家里来了客人在和妈妈聊天,你偷偷问你爸他们来干嘛的,你爸爸笑了一下说:给你介绍相亲对象的。你听完之后__________。
热评中选取位送上猫扑定制帆布包个!
昨日获奖用户@敬亭山上的小白鸽 @你君妹妹- @脐橙柚 ​

[# # twist mop god at night to go home, you find a home to the guest in chat with mom, you ask your dad secretly them to do, your father smiled said to introduce the blind date. After you finish listen to... < br > in the simplicity to select bits to mop custom canvas bag! < br > yesterday won user @ JingTing mountain white dove @ you your sister - @ navel orange pomelo]

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但斌:
    @开封赵巍然心有真主,处处清真。这种形式主义不是宗教,是示威。
[@ kaifeng Zhao Weiran heart Allah, halal everywhere. This formalism is not religious, is demonstrated.]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

梁詠琪:
    陈百强好听的歌真的很多!能参与这个致敬的专辑是我的荣幸。分享@梁詠琪 的歌曲 tRCGLu ​
[Danny chan really many nice song! Salute to participate in this album is my pleasure. Share songs tRCGLu @ gigi leung]

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当当李国庆:
    参加老友画展。一个医学影像学高材生,面目不清就是当下人的真面目。老友们喝起来,你不醉,我不醉,马路牙子谁来睡? ​
[To participate in the old painting exhibition. A bright young medical imaging, as is the mans face. The friends to drink, you are not drunk, Im not drunk, the road opposite sides-to hold who came to sleep? ​]

我口无遮拦,多有得罪,请海涵

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

但斌:
    @罗生-微博在全球范围内寻找最有竞争力的行业和公司,中国的白酒行业可能就是全球最具有竞争力的。@吴小朋同学 [赞]
[@ the father - weibo on a global scale to find the most competitive industries and companies, liquor-making industry in China is probably the worlds most competitive. @ Wu Xiaopeng classmates [who]]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

南方都市报:
    #周末分享#这是我见过最可爱的海草~~~动作到位,柔软强壮有活力![嘻嘻]@冷笑话精选 tRNHZw ​
[Share the # # weekend this is ~ ~ ~ I have seen the most lovely seaweed action in place, soft and strong vitality! [xi xi] @ selected tRNHZw cold joke]

欢迎关注南方都市报官方微博

微博位置:
    停下忙碌的脚步,来看看美丽的晚霞!
[Stop busy footsteps, to see the beautiful sunset!]

发微博带上“位置”,在冰冷的地点留下你温暖的故事。投诉建议 fujia@staff.weibo

但斌:
    转发微博
[Forwarding microblogging]

一个普通、真诚、热爱生活的人

猫扑:
    【#新婚夫妇婚宴逃单#,新郎被曝结过婚生有一子[哆啦A梦吃惊]】此前,重庆垫江一名饭店老板指证,一对新婚夫妇婚宴吃完以后逃单。被媒体曝光一段时间后,女子小桃(化名)爆料称,新郎李某川年曾跟自己领证结婚,还生了一个孩子,并称丈夫在婚内多次出轨。另有人认出新郎,称其借款不还,新郎已被...全文: m.weibo ​
[【 # # the newlyweds wedding banquet escaped single, the groom had married gave birth to A child [doraemon surprised]], A restaurant owners against pad jiang chongqing, A pair of newlyweds wedding banquet escaped single after finish. Was exposed by the media after a period of time, womens small peach (a pseudonym) revealed that, the groom li mou in sichuan with his license to marry, also gave birth to a child, said her husband in marital infidelity many times. Others recognize the groom, said its borrowing is not also, the groom has been... The full text m. eibo]

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MIUI:
    转发晒出你最得意的作品,票选第一名将获得往返关岛的机票[来]
[Forward sun gives you the most proud work, vote for the winner will receive return flight to Guam [to]]

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