思想聚焦：
奶茶点单攻略，赶紧拿小本本记下来！
[Milk tea order strategy, hurriedly take small laptop down! ]
QQ 投稿邮箱：@qq
小野妹子学吐槽：
深夜时许，岛国周刊记者在街头蹲点，抓拍到小栗旬夜会松田翔太。两人接头后在平价居酒屋畅饮，身旁毫无女子踪迹，尽享亲密无间的二人世界。酒后，小栗与松田在街头深情相拥，毫不避讳...
这是我最近看到最喜闻乐见的周刊小报绯闻了[允悲][允悲][允悲]
[Weekly reporter on the streets at night, the island casing, captured shun oguri matsuda xiang too night. After two people joint in parity in the wine house drink, there is no woman beside, enjoy the closeness of two people of the world. Drunk, small chestnut and matsuda affectionate hug to each other in the street, I can... < br > this is I recently saw one of the most popular weekly tabloid gossip [allow sad] [allow sad] [allow sad]]
图文多转自日文推特，附以无责任吐槽。关注后易节操丧失、下限消亡、性向逆转、生理失调。
一点茄子酱：
这个原台词哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 tRrhSZQ
[The original line ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha tRrhSZQ]
在知名视频平台 爱奇艺、优酷、腾讯视频、芒果TV，都充过会员。曾强制李老师关注成功，曾无意间介入沈巍和赵云澜之间。
林更新：
#机器人争霸# 总决赛，就这最后一哆嗦了 [酷]
[# # robot supremacy finals, this last quivering [cool]]
帅裂苍穹 经纪人郝晓楠：lgxworkemail@
唐史主任司马迁：
或许，我们现在经历的东西，十年之后会清清楚楚明明白白地概括成几百个字，写在某本经济学教科书里。学这本书的学生，打着瞌睡也能在考试时答题。
但，我们现在即使使出浑身解数，也很难搞清楚我们在经历什么。更为直白的说法是：鬼知道我们在经历什么。风险释放的过程必然有人会付出代价，也必然有人
[Perhaps, what we experience now, ten years later, you can clearly summarized into a few hundred words plainly, wrote in a book in the economics textbooks. Students of this book, doze also can answer during the test. < br > but, we are even now work hard, it is hard to understand what we are experiencing. A more straightforward who knows what we in experience. Risk release process inevitably someone will pay the price, must be somebody]
别人割肉，我割鸡鸡。 割过鸡鸡，方有奇迹。 空跌控洗，牛股不弃。 要么割鸡，要么暴利。
黄健翔：
愿意叫外婆叫外婆，愿意叫姥姥叫姥姥。这事儿谁非要管，非要给扳过来，纯属有病！闲的！
[Ready to call grandma grandma, called grandma called grandma. Who dont want to tube, it must to pull over, is sick! Idle! ]
无良媒以接欢兮，托微博而通辞——我就是黄老邪
雷军：
香港街头……
[In Hong Kong... ]
小米董事长，金山软件董事长。业余爱好是天使投资。
angelababy：
#idoltube##机器人争霸# time to fight [加油]为所有的战队加油[耶]
tRrhxLG
[# # # idoltube# robot supremacy time to fight [oil] cheer for all the team [and] < br > tRrhxLG]
一个爱大笑的文艺青年😁😁🎉🎉 工作邮箱：abstudio@vip. 或 kim@gmail
一支上上签：
会得到
[Will get]
是你的一支上上签
作家沙光：
中国当代知识分子的良心——资中筠先生米寿（八十八岁寿辰）。祝福资先生！
[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]🙏 🙏 🙏
[Chinese contemporary intellectuals of conscience - Mr ZiZhongJun d (eighty-eighth birthday). Mr Blessing information!
[蛋糕][蛋糕][蛋糕][鲜花][鲜花][鲜花]🙏 🙏 🙏 ]
诗人、作家、知道分子。作品：《抵毁》《泉旁的玫瑰》《香祭》《沙光诗文集》《良心安魂曲》《赞美词》等。
央视新闻：
【转发，向象牙制品说不！】今天，云南公安部门对外通报：截至月日，云南森林公安机关共办理非法收购、运输、出售象牙制品案件起，收缴象牙制品件。新闻发布会现场，上千件象牙制品布满展台，场面触目惊心……今年月日起，我国已全面禁止象牙贸易。拒绝象牙制品，没有买卖就没有杀害！
[【 forward, to say no to ivory products! Today, public security department in yunnan foreign bulletin as of the date, yunnan forest public security organs were illegal acquisition cases, transport, sale of ivory products, confiscate the ivory products. Press conference, thousands of pieces of ivory products, be full of the booth, scene screamed... This date, our country has a total ban on ivory trade. Refused to ivory products, no business, no killed! ]
“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博，是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。
人民日报：
#一起看世界杯#【小调查：丹麦VS澳大利亚，你觉得谁会赢？】今晚，世界杯小组赛继续进行，丹麦队将对阵澳大利亚队。暂积分的丹麦队将力争两连胜提前晋级，而首轮惜败的澳大利亚队则面临生死战，袋鼠军团能否扮演“搅局者”？共同关注！你支持哪队？戳↓↓tRrhGE
[# # together to watch the World Cup [small investigation VS Australia, Denmark, who do you think will win? Tonight, the World Cup group stage continued, Denmark will be against the Australian team. Temporary integral Denmark will strive to two straight promoted ahead of schedule, the first round defeat Australia was facing life and death war, spoiler kangaroo bianconeri can play? Mutual concern! Which team do you support? Stamp left left tRrhGE]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
周杰伦中文网JayCn：
这几天好多人问 别问了 留言吧 送位 [酷]
普通版补货了[ok]
[These days many people ask dont ask for comments Send a [cool] < br > the ordinary version of replenishment [ok]]
全球最大的歌迷网站社区！ 明星歌迷社区第一品牌。 成立于年月日！微信公众号thejaycn 品牌微信号jcnbrand
英国报姐：
一些亮点都隐藏在背景之中的照片，无关人员的戏真的很多了[doge]
[Some photos of the bright spots are hidden in the background, the irrelevant personnel play is really a lot [doge]]
国外各种好玩的，报姐带你看世界
潘石屹：
#阿拉善春种行#第二十首：夕阳隐隐欲坠，霞云飘飘聚会。万重沙峦寂，恰似梦中沉睡。回味，回味，人落画中痴醉。（如梦令）#诗人任志强和摄影师潘石屹#
[# # la shan spring line first the faint creaking, the sunset XiaYun is party. Heavy sand mountain silence, like a dream into a deep sleep. Aftertaste, aftertaste, people fall in backing. (like a dream) pan shiyi # # poet ren and photographer]
永葆一颗纯洁、仁慈和意气风发的心。
马克Malik：
老是吐槽美帝，但这五点是我不得不佩服的 tRrhQmg
[Always poking fun at all, but it is five o clock I have to admire tRrhQmg]
一切关于英语的问题，关注微信：优Me课堂 我是年的，不是外国人，头像里的玫瑰是给你的
DavidHohhot：
我的太太刚刚告诉我，我们的第二个孩子是一个女孩….我非常非常的激动！
想要告诉我即将出生的小女儿：
Hi Baby，爸爸好爱你，妈妈子宫外面的世界是一个完全不同的世界，所以一定要记住下面的几点：
、永远不要午夜一个人在公园行走。
、永远要让至少一个人知道你在哪里旅行。
、不要使用Face
[My wife has just told me that we have a second child is a girl... I am very, very excited! < br > < br > want to tell me ready to be born daughter < br > < br > Hi Baby, daddy love you, mom uterus of the outside world is a completely different world, so be sure to remember the following points < br > < br > and never a person walking in the park at midnight. < br > < br >, always let a person knows where you are at least travel. < br > < br >, dont use Face]
我的个人助手微信：yoyoyan_
噗嗤大叔：
宜家有哪些小东西很值得买？[doge]
[What are the little thing is worth to buy ikea? [doge]]
合作推广加qq ：（噗嗤大叔商务） 公眾號：朱门大叔 （ID：ouba ）
头条新闻：
【公交司机凌晨拾得钱包 只睡小时次登门找失主[赞啊]】月日，成都公交司机彭勇在收车时发现一个钱包。他按照钱包内身份证上的住址，次上门归还钱包，均没人回应。最终他在公交站遇到了来找钱包的失主。物归原主后，彭师傅拒绝了感谢费，“实在过意不去，你就请我吃碗面”。tRrhMFBa
[The bus driver picked up a wallet in the morning Only sleep hours time and find the owner by o [great]] month day, chengdu bus driver peng yong found a purse from the in. According to the address on id card in the wallet, time he come to return the purse, nobody response. Finally he met to find the wallet at the bus station owner. After come back, peng teacher refused the award, really sorry when you ask me to eat noodles. tRrhMFBa]
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小刚几：
接上金金之后我带着她去打印点东西，在等待排版的时候金金拉着我的手说：“妈妈我们一起说我们要做什么！”
我：“我们要做什么！”
金：“我们要做什么！”（逐渐大声）
我：“我们要做什么！”
金：“我们要尿裤子了！厕所在哪！”
我？？？
[Connected to gold after I took her to go to print something, at the time of waiting for typesetting gold took my hand and said mother we say what we do together! < br > I what we do! < br > king we want to do! (loudly) gradually < br > I what we do! < br > king we want the urine trousers! Where is the toilet! < br > I??? ]
自己喜欢的东西，就不要问别人好不好
猫扑：
#猫扑段子# 这一手我服了，你大爷就是你大爷 tRrhzA
[# # mop jokes that I took, your uncle is your uncle tRrhzA]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。 商务合作-曹先生QQ： ；陈女士QQ：
郑恺：
PF boys到齐了，可以凑一桌麻将了
[PF boys here, we can gather together a mahjong table]
强大起来，软弱起来！
剧版镇魂：
#剧版镇魂##超级剧集镇魂#
力挽狂澜[doge]
[Version of the super show azraell azraell # # # # play < br > to confront [doge]]
网络剧《镇魂》官方微博
一夫食堂：
吃饭。
[To eat. ]
谢绝任何有偿无偿商业广告合作，我只为自己代言。玫瑰店：yifurose.taobao
梁詠琪：
早餐中的Sofia視角。
[Breakfast in the Sofia perspective. ]
gigileung.hk
零食少女：
下午在han堡王看到了新品耶！！
⭐咸蛋黄流心霸王鸡条 vs ⭐海盐冰淇淋！
咸蛋黄的霸王鸡条真的是一看到就流口水了立刻马上买来吃！真的诶实名安利！一定要去吃一下热乎乎的，只要不讨厌咸蛋黄的人你就会沦陷！外面一层薄酥的炸糠 内里是嫩嫩多汁的鸡肉，原本以为会像“芝士年糕”那种东西一样馅儿
[Afternoon in han fort king to see the new product!!!!! Article < br > ⭐ salted egg yellow stream heart overlord chicken vs ⭐ sea salt ice cream! < br > < br > the salty yolk present article chicken is really a see you mouth water immediately bought to eat right now! Aye real-name amway really! Must go to eat hot, as long as those who do not hate the salted egg yellow you will fall! Outside is a layer of thin crisp Fried chaff neri NenNen juicy chicken, thought will be like cheese cakes stuffing that sort of thing.]
美食萌宠唠嗑养生多功能博，性价比哇哇的。
饭统戴老板：
[费解][费解][费解]
[[difficult] [difficult] [difficult]]
当地一个比较有趣的人
李希侃_LXK：
生活有许多的典故
狐狸的人生So Cool[下雨]
[Life there are many allusions < br > the foxs life is So Cool. [raining]]
工作邮箱：bd@mavericks-ent
新浪财经：
【对话世界杯赌球者：他输掉了积蓄和北京五环边上房子】周刚赌球又输钱了。这一次他倒在了巴西和瑞士的那场比赛上，“又输了万。”周刚觉得自己真是欲哭无泪，开赛刚一周，他已经在赌球上输了近万块，这几乎是他能拿出来的全部现金了。“赢的全部又投进去，结果又全输了。”tRrhMLC
[【 dialogue World Cup bookmakers he lost his savings and Beijing rings beside the house 】 the week lose money gambling again. This time he fell to the Brazil and Switzerland that game, lost again. Kick-off week feel really nervous, just a week, he has lost nearly $ten thousand on gambling, this is almost all he can take out cash. Win all into again, and again completely lost. tRrhMLC]
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Jeffrey董又霖：
Wish you were here🇫🇷
[希望你在here🇫🇷]
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Happy张江：
“一个人不该过分自省，这会使他变得软弱。”——珍妮特·温特森
[A man shouldnt be too much introspection, which would make him become weak. - janet wen peterson]
每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信
天天美食推荐：
【酸辣汤面】开胃好吃不过酸辣面，吃完之后超级满足，做法感人，颜控吃货大爱！
[Appetizing delicious but hot and sour, hot and sour soup noodles 】 【 super satisfied after finish, touching, yan version control big love! ]
新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！商务洽谈QQ：
nG家的猫：
如果用方言唱英文歌会是种什么体验？（之前发过不是所有方言都适合说情话，然而对于英文歌来说，方言它就很合适了！反正我认为合适[doge]） tRrhRWg
[If you sing an English song in dialect is a kind of experience? (before that not all dialects are suitable for sweet nothings, but for an English song, dialect it very well! Anyway, I think appropriate tRrhRWg [doge])]
创意是根 原创是本；有事儿发邮件ngjia@edeerbear
国民老岳父公：
自己没文化不能教坏别人，重发一次 tRrhrVbh
[You dont have the culture cant teach bad people, resend tRrhrVbh at a time]
微博第一尴尬段子手的工作邮箱@qq
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