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瞎看什么八卦：
我说赵又廷穿了高圆圆的衣服，你们信不信？
[I said zhao katyn the gaos clothes again, do you believe it or not? ]

知名搞笑幽默博主微博签约自媒体

Happy张江：
好吃到流泪的#自制黑芝麻雪糕#，大人小孩都爱吃，超适合一岁半以上的宝宝，冰淇淋的口感，吃一口就爱上！！[耶][耶]cr.璇妈_Merooi
[# # homemade black sesame delicious to tears, and the ice cream, adult children love to eat, very suitable for baby above the age of one and a half, the taste of ice cream, have a bite fell in love with!!!!! [the] [and] cr. Dear mom _Merooi]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯，欢迎私信

韩国me2day：
【YouTube】IU正规四辑先行曲<夜晚的信>MV发布,超美~ tRVqnZu
[IU formal YouTube 】【 four series of the first < letter > night MV release, super beauty ~ tRVqnZu]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

粉丝红包：
红包君今天听说，婚姻登记费要取消啦～以后办证的块钱都省了！[坏笑]然而，这么多年过去了，你（还有我）始终还是一个人[二哈]#婚前大作战#（图源网络）
[A red envelope you hear today, marriage registration fee to cancel registration after ~ dollars are saved! [laugh], however, over the years, you (and me) remains onetwo ha # # before marriage against (figure) source network]

嘿嘿，你的红包，我承包了！请对我保持密切关注~

天天美食推荐：
痛经死扛也不吃止疼药，听上去都挺心疼女生的，这几种食物是有一定缓解效果的。我老婆那几天我就给他做，会好很多。tRxZfNlI
[Dysmenorrhea were also not eat painkillers, sounds pretty love girls, the effect of several kinds of food is a certain ease. My wife that I give him to do a few days, would be much better. tRxZfNlI]

新浪微博最大的美食基地。每天推荐不同的美食做法，尝尽世界美味，感受舌尖上的中国！加关注吧！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow

英国那些事儿：
岁失去爸爸，不久之后，妈妈又在他眼前去世.....这个小男孩遭遇了所有孩子最可怕的噩梦，但小小年纪，却有自己应对悲伤的智慧...tRVtofs
[Aged lose dad, soon after, the mother before he died again... The boy suffered all the most terrible nightmare, but at an early age, and have their own response to the wisdom of sadness... tRVtofs]

一个在英国爱吐槽的主页君.没事爱分享英国最搞最有意思大小事.

当时我就震惊了：
脑洞大开的弹球装置，不眨眼的看完全程，简直是强迫症的福音啊，感觉自己可以玩一年！！[酷]tRtzcqH
[Imaginative play ball device, without even blinking an eye to see all the way, is the Gospel of obsessive-compulsive disorder, feel they can play a year!!!!! [cool] tRtzcqH]

深扒娱乐热点，每天给你惊喜

思想聚焦：
小孩子难过了口头上哄哄就开心了，我们大人不行，得吃顿好的或买些东西才行。
[Children sad verbally to coax you happy, not we adults, eat good meal or buy something. ]

成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin

每日一狗：
狗狗都是粘人精，它们会用一切方法来引起主人注意，所以当捡屎官遇到狗狗打断自己做事时，要反省一下是不是忽略了它们？！[偷笑][哈哈]
[Dogs are glued djinn, they would use any methods to master attention, so when picking up shit officer when you meet the dog interrupt our own ignored them to reflect on? ! [laughing] (ha ha)]

每天分享最有趣、最可爱的狗狗！ ♪(´ε｀)家里有一只比熊阿布，一只法斗阿兜！

全球时尚：
超模谢幕，每一场Dolce&Gabbana秀最令人期待的保留环节。
[Supermodel curtain call, each a dolce &gabbana show the most anticipated keep link. ]

分享时尚的生活态度、传递新鲜热门的时尚资讯，综合国际视野、潮流创意，从衣、食、住、行塑造你的时尚神经。个人微信ID：slzd

韩庚：
tRVaCr ，浙江卫视 #二十四小时# 。食神，我当定了😏！@陈坤 @吴磊LEO @大张伟 @_董大力 @周游_希望小学周主任 @张蓝心zoe @颖儿Yinger @浙江卫视二十四小时
[TRVaCr, zhejiang TV # # hours. 食神，我当定了😏！ @ Chen kun @ lei wu LEO @ around kid @ _ Dong Dali @ _ @, director of the hope primary school week blue heart zoe zhang @ clever son Yinger @ zhejiang satellite TV for hours]

宋威龙99：
岁的最后一天#我的自拍态度#
[The last day of the age # # I take attitude]

工作事宜请联系经纪人：惠小姐cat@

人民日报：
【分钟，教你做美味的回锅肉[馋嘴]】回锅肉口味独特、色泽红亮，肥而不腻、入口浓香，是川菜中的经典，更是一道极品的下饭菜。分钟，教你做美味的回锅肉！tRVVzic 就这道菜，我能连吃碗饭！@Miu的食光记
[The minute, to teach you to do the delicious sichuan style stew pork [available]] sichuan style stew pork, the taste is unique, color red, fat but not greasy, entrance, aroma is the classic in sichuan, is a gourmet meal. Minutes, teach you how to do the delicious sichuan style stew pork! TRVVzic this dish, I can even eat a bowl of rice! The food of the @ Miu light to remember]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

秋田六千：
那只sexy黑丝柯屁又来了！四连发，柔软Q弹戳个够ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ) tRVjzd .
[The sexy black silk ke fart again! Four series, soft Q play poke a ԅ enough (¯ ﹃ ¯ ԅ) tRVjzd.]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

刘宝宝_Vincent：
你已获得一个小仙女是否领取?👇🏻 [doge]
[Do you receive has gained a little fairy? 👇🏻 [doge] ]

梦想是成为芭比👶🏻 仅此微博其他冒充推广私信商务工作联系tenlo@xidao.tv

潮流美剧：
《魔发奇缘》电视剧版今日开播，七年前的电影版原声曲目MV现在看来依旧让人少女心爆棚[爱你]
tRVGRmM魔发奇缘#
[Magic country TV version launched today, film version of the original songs MV now seven years ago still let the girl heart empty love you [] < br > tRVGRmM # magic country]

美剧我最爱！

我是马男Bojack：
欠钱的人请主动还我我玩手机的时候不要凑过来看别人睡觉的时候保持安静给你看照片的时候请不要左划右划八百年不联系的人别上来就要红包秒删刻薄嘴欠和幽默是两回事口无遮拦和坦率是两回事没有教养和随性是两回事轻重不分和耿直是两回事我们都插手不了你的人生但我劝你善良
[Please active also I owe money When I was playing mobile phone dont come and watch Keep quiet when others slept pictures to show you, please dont left right row Eight hundred dont contact dont come up to a red envelope seconds to delete Mean mouth owed and humor are two different things Outspoken and frank are two different things No breeding and along with the gender are two different things Weight and uprightness are two different things We are all in your life But I advise you to kind]

我叫波杰克，我在努力做好……广告合作QQ联系：

这里是美国：
治愈系萌物金毛从第周到周的成长记录，被萌化了[爱你]tRfXfy
[Weeks from the first week of healing of content your golden retriever growth record, is of the tRfXfy love you []]

环球网美国记者站，为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。联系邮箱：usa@huanqiu

圈少爷：
爱情公寓要拍第五季了，围观了一圈评论，大部分人都支持陈赫回归，说赤赤可爱，喜欢赤赤！我不知道大家怎么想，但我觉得支持陈赫的人都三观不正，出了轨还卖好男人人设，答应网友退出跑男结果不退照样没脸没皮笑嘻嘻的他是第一人。有人说生活跟演戏应该分开，但是你要知道一个艺人，拥有着强大的粉丝群
[Love apartments to make another fifth season, looking for a comment, most people will support Chen He regression, said red red lovely, like red red! I dont know how you want to, but I think that support Chen He through, out of the rail also sell men, set, promised to net friend quit running male results not still kicking back didnt skin smile happily he was the first person. Some people say that life and act should be separate, but you have to know an artist, has a strong fan base]

心怀感恩，才能勇敢前行。微信：iquanshaoye Instagram：jichunzhang

猫扑：
【保姆掌掴岁幼儿并捏鼻强灌米糊当时心情不好】家住福州的张先生通过金山明姐家政介绍，请了江西籍保姆周某回来照看家中岁多的孩子。谁知保姆掌掴孩子并捏鼻强灌米糊，差点让米糊呛入孩子气管。恶行暴露后，保姆逃走。家政机构则称，保姆是新人且张先生当初没细挑之故。目前，张先生已报警。文
[【 nanny slap aged children and pinched nose liquid rice paste was in a bad mood 】 Mr Zhang by akira kanayama elder sister lives in fuzhou housekeeping, please some come back to take care of the jiangxi cadastral nanny, many children in the home. Behold the nanny slapping children and pinched nose liquid rice paste, almost make rice paste choke into the trachea. Bad after exposure, nanny escape. Domestic agency, said the nanny is a new and Mr Zhang did not tall and slender. At present, Mr. Zhang has call the police. wen]

猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：

北京人不知道的北京事儿：
#北京求助#【谁家的？[话筒]】@ose ：刚刚在十里堡东里小区附近，看见一只走失的拉布拉多，特别可怜，感觉流浪很多天了。这狗很聪明跟人也亲还不会伤人，希望它能找到自己的主人。求大家帮忙转发扩散🙏
[For # # Beijing @ whose? [] phone 】【 ose just in television dongli district, near saw a stray labrador, particularly poor, feeling of wandering for many days. This dog is very clever with people also cant hurt, hope it can find his own master. 求大家帮忙转发扩散🙏 ]

直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

田华弟：
这个视频总结三个字就是我要对你说的[来] tRVtLE .
[This video summarizes the three words Is what I want to say to you [to] tRVtLE.]

工作事宜请联系：artists@neptunusfilms

全球热门搜罗：
男生对女生化妆的疑问，卧槽，没毛病！！！[笑cry] tRtkRXs
[Boys to girls make up questions, good heavens, no problem!!!!!! [laughing cry] tRtkRXs]

每日最佳搞笑幽默，居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

五月天頑石：
Different approach.
[不同的方法。]

波杰克马男：
错的人迟早走散而相爱的终将再相逢
[Wrong wandering off sooner or later And love each other will meet again]

我不想做人了

billgates：
我即将重回北大演讲，还将对话林毅夫教授和现场的同学。我期待通过直播与更多中国网友交流。你有什么问题想要问我吗？#盖茨北大演讲# tRUdlr .
[I will soon return to Peking University lecture, the conversation also professor Lin and the students. Im looking forward to live through communication with more Chinese netizens. Do you have any question want to ask me? # Peking University lecture # tRUdlr gates.]

分享我从盖茨基金会的工作及其他兴趣爱好中学到的事情

何洁：
#我的美妆心机##何洁不服来犟演唱会# 刚刚试了两个妆，明天要画哪一个风格呢？@美妆相机
[# # # all my beauty makeup he jie refuses to stubborn concert # just tried two makeup, which a style to draw tomorrow? @ beauty makeup the camera]

工作事宜请联系经纪人@卜羲 boxi@

环球时报：
【乐天集团会长：我热爱中国中国是祖先故土】美国《华尔街日报》中文网月日报道称，韩国乐天集团会长辛东彬周三罕见地接受采访，在谈到中国时表示，他热爱这个国家，他称中国是祖先的故土，乐天当然希望继续在中国开展业务。但是，中国对“萨德”问题的反应出乎他的意料。他同时称，乐天作为一家私
[【 lotte group President I love China Chinas ancestral homeland 】 the Chinese website, the Wall Street journal reported that South Koreas lotte group chairman XinDongBin Wednesday in a rare interview, when it comes to China, said he love this country, he said China is the ancestral homeland, lotte, of course, hope to continue doing business in China. However, Chinas response to the problem of sade out of his expectation. At the same time, he said lotte as a furniture]

报道多元世界解读复杂中国

搞笑萌宠秀：
活着不如这只猫！[喵喵]#宠物卖萌中心# tRqNrnn
[Alive not equal to the cat! [meow] # # tRqNrnn pet show MOE center]

微博知名宠物达人，每日分享最萌最搞笑的萌宠趣图。合作QQ：。

创意工坊：
你羡慕过别人的工作吗？每个人都有做得到的事，也有做不到的事……那就选择做你擅长的！tRbdOkG
[Do you envy others work? Everyone has the right to do it, there are also couldnt do... Then choose to do you good at! tRbdOkG]

分享各种新鲜、新奇、创意、设计、发明、搞怪、画作！【非原创，只分享】

表情包无水印：
国外一老爸考验孩子，说火车是直接撞死个人，还是改变轨道撞一人，卧槽，最后孩子的举动让我感动[泪]
[A dad to test children abroad, said the train was directly by the individual, or change the orbit into one, dear, the last child move me move] [tear]

要啥表情直接说。只发最好玩的表情。

囧事搜一搜：
老爸带孩子的后果[笑cry]，简直丧心病狂。。。[笑cry] #囧事趣图#
[Dad take the consequences of child cry] [a smile, can ecstasy... [laughing cry] on # # sorry thing]

每一个生命因平凡而平等，每一个快乐因朋友而产生！不管将来如何，我希望囧事能够一直陪着你们，带给大家更多的囧事与快乐！合作QQ

挑战神回复：
【奇葩贴】这本《数码人像摄影技巧大全》真是神作！哈哈哈有毒！[笑cry]
[This wonderful work post 】【 digital portrait photography skills daquan was a god! Toxic ha ha ha! [laughing cry]]