当你纠结要不要去剪短发时，你的内心是这样的。。。[笑cry]
[When would you go to hair cut short, your heart is such a... [laughing cry]]
微博搞笑中心！每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我，获得每日新鲜笑料！（欢迎合作，投稿）↖(^ω^)↗
思想聚焦：“只要你敢不懦弱，凭什么我们要错过。 ”
[As long as you dare not cowardice, with what we want to miss it.]
成长，就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程！QQ ，微信号：sixiangjujiao-weixin
新浪娱乐：#安以轩与富商男友结婚# @安以轩 刚刚在微博公开喜讯，与密恋两年多的男友澳门富商陈荣炼结婚：“天前你用了任意门突然闯入了我的世界，而我认真的用了天去认识你。”据悉安以轩跟陈荣炼秘密交往年多，先前被拍到亲密互动，曾否认并称对方是“非常重要的朋友”tRigzqEx 祝福[心]
[# Ann marries a wealthy boyfriend # @ Ann just good news publicly in weibo, Macao businessmen with close relationships more than two years boyfriend Chen Ronglian marriage days ago did you use any door suddenly broke into my world, and I am serious with the day to meet you. The Ann with Chen Ronglian dating for years, had been photographed close interaction, had denied he was said to each other is very important friend tRigzqEx bless [heart]]
新浪娱乐
Aoibhinn：♡ . . to future and love 我们领证结婚了 ♡
[♡... to the future and we get married married ♡ love]
Askwenwen | 分享感悟 传递正能量
人民日报：【北京共享单车维修点：日均送修辆 多数系人为破坏】据调查，仅北京朝阳区某维修点就有近辆被破坏的共享单车。近位修车师傅每天要修数百辆。许多车胎摸起来是瘪的，还有二维码被涂抹，私换锁具等，多数系人为破坏。收车人称，每天路边找坏车，日均送修辆。tRiBZLM
[【 Beijing Shared cycling maintenance point average daily repairing cars Majority of man-made destruction 】 according to the survey, Beijing chaoyang district a maintenance station alone has nearly destroyed Shared bicycle. Nearly a mechanic repairing hundreds every day. Many tire feels is flat and qr code be blotted out, private in locks, such as artificial damage on the most. Collect person, every side of the road to find a bad car, average daily repairing cars. TRiBZLM < br >]
人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。
头条新闻：#万象#【外卖餐厅在公厕开店 送餐员劝消费者不要点】在广州从事外卖送餐员阿权表示，很多店都是在城中村一些阴暗角落,内部环境脏乱差,十分恶心,甚至有的餐馆厨房就在厕所里面，如此脏乱差的餐厅竟然办齐了所有证照。每次取餐时都觉得自己是帮凶,自己曾试图奉劝顾客不要再点。tRigvB
[All # # 【 take-out restaurant set up shop in the public toilet room clerk advised consumers not to order) in guangzhou is engaged in the take-away meals member rights, said a lot of stores are in some dark corner of the village inside city, internal environment and is very sick, and even some restaurant kitchen is inside in the toilet, so considered the restaurant should do all the licenses. Think oneself is an accomplice, every time you take meal himself had tried to advise the customer not to point. tRigvB]
每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻，全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿，请发私信或者邮件：xlttnews@vip.sina。
北京小风子：我们的毕业旅行🎓
[我们的毕业旅行🎓 ]
我要在大学毕业前周游世界！因为老了拍照片就不漂亮了😝 公众号：北京小风子（jinghuacd)
北京人不知道的北京事儿：颐和园里新成了一对儿黑天鹅！！俩鹅天天腻着，每天当着上万人的面儿赏花戏水秀恩爱。。。春天是真的来了！[心][哈哈][笑cry]（by@漫-World ）
[The Summer Palace in a new a pair of black swan!!!!! Two geese greasy with every day, every day in front of tens of thousands of people paddle son enjoy flower show conjugal love... Spring is here! [heart] [ha ha] [laugh cry] (by @ diffuse - World)]
直播北京突发事件，急事儿私信。只此一号，一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q
我与贱客的日常：每次视频通话的背后，都有着不能说的秘密！哈哈哈~最后也是万万没想到…[笑cry][doge] tRidDG .
[Behind every time video calls, with cant say secret! Ha ha ha ~ last and never imagined... [laughing cry] [doge] tRidDG.]
各位骚侠，身边有人各种犯贱不？各类爆笑应有尽有，欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。
冷笑话精选：厉害了这手速！！相比之下，感觉自己长得不是手，是猪蹄……[二哈]tRigPxn
[Much of this hand speed!!!!! In contrast, feel not the hand, is a pig... [two ha] tRigPxn]
毒舌嘴贱会吐槽，颜正腿长一米八，八块腹肌的冷哥就是我！
追剧派狂人：胡歌模仿各地口音，从东北到台湾，上海到四川，还有日本口音，在综艺秒变台湾腔～哈哈哈哈和厉害了老胡~[爱你]tRJwztFX
[Arrival to imitate local accent, from the northeast to Taiwan, Shanghai to sichuan, and Japanese accent, in a variety of a second growing Taiwan cavity ~ ha ha ha ha and much khufu ~ love you [] tRJwztFX]
欢迎投稿推荐～
杨云yy32yangyun：我很幸运有这样的儿子，不争宠，告诉我“她们可是他的亲妹妹”[悲伤][悲伤][悲伤]
[I am very lucky to have such a son, and not rivalry, told me they but his sister [sad] [sad] [sad]]
相关经纪工作请联系龚小姐，@qq
秒拍：灵活的小胖子跳黄老板的《shape of you》，哈哈哈哈哈这是米其林成精了吗？[笑cry][笑cry]#秒拍# 妖娆到没朋友→tRidSLfW
[Flexible fatty boy jumped yellow boss the shape of you, ha ha ha ha ha this is Michelin into fine? [laughing cry] [laughter cry] # seconds - tRidSLfW # enchanting to no friends]
秒拍-秒拍大片！众多明星、美女都在玩的最新潮短视频分享应用。网页版：miaopai下载秒拍：miaopaidownload
一起神回复：下饭视频推荐，武林外传真的是超级下饭！[太开心]
[Our video recommendation, previous orders is really super! [quite happy]]
这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地，请自觉投入你的节操。
暴走漫画：最近多肉挺火的，一组像小兔子耳朵的多肉，想起了小时侯吃的软糖，有点可爱准备养了
[Recently many meat a fire, a set of more meat like bunny ears, think of the child to eat jelly, a little cute ready to raise]
常规合作：hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作：baozouyouxi@inacg
苏醒AllenSu：还没开录 他们就说我兄弟在后台...还给我准备了食物😞
[Havent open record And they said my brothers in the background... 还给我准备了食物😞 ]
我艺人 我一人 我异人 我亦人.. allensu
手工酱的厨房：【回锅藕片】美味藕片的超香做法，吃货们快收了~
[Delicious lotus root to pan lotus root 】 【 super sweet, foodies almost closed ~]
你长得这么好看，不如跟我学做菜吧。 商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
吴琼琼爱画画：有没有你们觉得好用的国货？都来说说，我会采取你们的意见，买来做最公正的测评也给大家造福[嘻嘻]
[Did you think of to use air? All said, I will take you, brought the most impartial assessment also gave us the benefit of (hee hee)]
淘宝店：吴琼琼的美人制造 （商业合作qq：)
猫扑：【实拍索尼黑科技：任何平面成触控屏】近日，索尼推出了智能投影仪Xperia Touch，它可以投射在任何平面，将其变成触摸屏，机身重量克，不过续航时间只有一小时。终于可以像史塔克那样帅气的玩电脑了吗？tRiBCA
[【 make SONY black technology any plane into a touchscreen 】 recently, SONY launched the intelligent projector Xperia Touch, it can be in any plane projection, turning it into Touch screen, airframe weight, but only one hour battery life. Finally can be as handsome as stark play computer? tRiBCA]
猫扑网唯一指定官方微博。私信开放投稿、爆料。商务合作：qq：
LOL逗比君：会玩[doge] tRidsZfQ
[Will play [doge] tRidsZfQ]
工作联系QQ：
呛口小辣椒：粉色来啦，这个裸粉并不女孩而是非常女人温柔的粉，搭这一期的百褶阔腿裤很气质优雅是绝配哦，我自己超爱这样的搭配。
你们喜欢这个颜色吗，喜欢请举手给它点赞哦[兔子]
[Pink come, this is not a girl but very woman naked powder soft powder, take the issue of pleated wide-legged pants very elegant temperament is a piece of my heart oh, I love such collocation. < br > do you like this color, like please raise your hand to thumb up oh it [the rabbit]]
❁zowzow.taobao❁ ❁联系邮箱 qkxlj@vip.❁ ❤ l love my life.....❤
各国美食学起来YOU：重庆有哪些值得一去的地方和必须品尝的美食？
[Chongqing which places worth a visit and must taste food? ]
国美食，统统喜欢！请关注@各国美食学起来YOU >>>素材来源互联网，旨在分享
奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔：卧槽！这就是传说中低调的奢华，好炫酷的样子！！[舔屏]
[Oh, my gosh! This is the legend low-key costly, so cool!! [lick screen]]
机智呆逼两基友，爆笑喷饭两冤家！
一句神吐槽：【奇葩贴】女朋友说我脚臭，然后我……哈哈哈这是一条有微博的微博[笑cry]
[Girlfriend said I wonderful work post 】 【 smelly feet, and then I... Ha ha ha this is a have a weibo microblogging [laugh cry]]
我已经设置了不允许任何人关注 不信你试一下(￣へ￣)(ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้
我们爱讲冷笑话：你眼中的我，取决于我眼中的你。。。[摊手]
[I in your eyes, depend on you in my eyes... [stand hand]]
笑话竟有冷热之分，究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活，爱冷兔！！！（如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔）
我Hold不住了：卧槽，以前在咖啡上拉花弱爆了，这个能直接出头像！[good] tRidrF .
[Before god, on the coffee is too weak a garland, this directly to the head! [good] tRidrF.]
一个爱生活的吃货~
同学你该吃药了：真人版魂斗罗！！厉害厉害了，满满的童年回忆！[good][心]tRiuJfA
[Live-action contra!!!!! As much, full of childhood memories! TRiuJfA [good] [heart]]
歪腰歪腰。
我的前任是个极品：#品姐枕聊室#
[Elder sister pillow chat room # #]
我们不一定要完美的爱情，但求不要遇到那些极品伴侣！私信我爆出那些极品的极品事吧！发泄内心的负能量！
美妆小技巧：简单易学的四款咬唇妆，教你轻松打造，快学走啦~tRJoNml
[Easy to learn four bite lip makeup, teach you to easily create, fast ~ tRJoNml walk]
新浪最大的化妆技巧学习基地,记住：你若不美丽，内在给谁看！ 商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
史上第一最最搞：真人版魂斗罗！！太棒了，满满童年的回忆！！！[心]tRidgsCo
[Live-action contra!!!!! Thats great, full of memories of childhood!!!!!! [heart] tRidgsCo]
让好心情发酵，蒸发掉所有负能量
最神奇的视频：国内街头两人Beatbox对决加长完整版！燥起来！[摊手]tRirHzYb
[Domestic street Beatbox two people fight longer full version! Dry up! [stand hand] tRirHzYb]
视频，就要神奇的！看神奇的视频就关注我，你绝对意想不到的视频！商务洽谈QQ：，邮箱：vvstar@inmyshow。
大神说：「你写过或听过哪些关于人性的故事？」
[You have written or heard what the story about the human nature? ]
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逗比必修课：张碧晨的红玫瑰就是女人的红玫瑰，张力十足，情感的抑扬顿挫，缠绵抒情，柔媚浪漫舞姿，让音乐表达做到了色香味俱全，令人倾心！tRiRaob
[Zhang Bichen red rose is a womans red roses, tension, emotional cadence, touching lyric, gentle and lovely romantic dance, let the music expression do delicious, a fall in love! tRiRaob]
原微博名称厕所必修课大开方便之门，解决后股之忧。
城南邮局：你要做这样的人啊
[Do you want to do such a person]
你的故事是一封信，我是邮差(•́ ₃ •̀)
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