2017年3月13日星期一

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微博搞笑排行榜:
    一张图秀出,你们学校的标志性建筑 _______________________________ ​​​
[A picture, your school _______________________________ landmark building]

微博搞笑中心!每天搜罗最搞笑最好玩的微博。关注我,获得每日新鲜笑料!(欢迎合作,投稿)↖(^ω^)↗

同道大叔:
    你要懂得知轻重
明白什么时候该爱什么时候该留
知道该牵什么样的手怎么叫再也不回头
愿你即使爱过错过也依旧会在以后的日子里昂着头,无畏的向前走
晚安 ​​​

[Do you want to know that weight < br > know when its time to love when to leave < br > to know how to call the take what kind of hand can turn not < br > may you even loved miss will continue in the future days of Lyon, brave forward < br > good night]

星座只是娱乐。工作联系 邮箱:woshitongdao@shushujia.me

头条新闻:
    #全国两会#【陈道明:清洁工还点起呢,你演员手破了就是敬业?】陈道明日前接受采访谈演员职业观,他表示:“现在动不动什么手破了,哪儿摔伤了,什么冬天在水里头,夏天穿着大皮袄,变成了一个演员的功劳。你就是干这个的,然后还把它当作敬业?你演员就应该吃这样的苦。”tRiHnR ​​​
[# # national annual [Chen daoming cleaners are lit, your hand is broken is dedicated? Chen daoming talk actor professional view recently in an interview, he said now what every hand is broken, where hurt, what in water in winter, summer wear fur jacket, became an actor. You are to do this, and then use it as a professional? You should eat the bitter actor. tRiHnR]

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韩国me2day:
    因众所周知的原因,日本博将停更一切韩娱新闻。

国家利益高于一切。谢谢各位。 ​​​

[For reasons known to all, Japan Po will stop all Han Yu more news. < br > < br > the national interest above all. Thank you for your attention. ​​​]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

思想聚焦:
    当你不好意思拒绝别人的时候 ,想想他们为什么好意思为难你。 ​​​
[When youre embarrassed refused to others, think about why they not bashful embarrass you. ​​​]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

郑容和89:
    CNBLUE TH MINI ALBUM ˚CN LAUNCHING FILM
我们即将于回归了,请多多期待!![泪]🙏[心][抓狂][色][色][色] video.weiboshow?fid=fcdedcbcedc . ​​​

[CNBLUE TH MINI ALBUM ˚ CN LAUNCHING FILM < br > we are in the back, please look forward to!!!!! [泪]🙏[心][抓狂][色][色][色] video.weiboshow? Fid = fcdedcbcedc.]

JYHeffect WEIBO!

豆瓣说:
    给你多次偷偷点开TA头像的那个人说一句话吧 ​​​
[Give you many times secretly opens at TA avatars that man said a word]

嘻嘻

我的前任是极品:
    #前任电台#有哪些书,你看过至少三遍? ​​​
[Former radio # # what book, have you ever seen at least three times? ​​​]

【人生在世,总会遇到让你爆表的极品前任!!私信我!晒出那些贱人吧!!】

全球影视指南:
    泰国超感人微电影!“遇到一位好老师真的是一辈子的幸运”……一位女老师挽救自闭男孩的一生,对男孩来说,老师就是他的天使!改编自真人真事[心]tRiRaN ​​​
[Thailand super touching micro movie! Have a good teacher really is a lifetime of lucky... A female teacher to save a life of autistic boy, for boys, the teacher was his angel! Based on the true story tRiRaN [heart]]

不在看电影,就在看电影的路上!推荐你看的都是好电影,拒接烂片!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

一起神回复:
    #神回卧谈会# 你最穷的时候穷到什么程度? ​​​
[# # god back to lie about you the poorest poor to what degree? ​​​]

这里是神回复、高级黑、内涵淫才聚集地,请自觉投入你的节操。

林允Jelly:
    [微笑][可爱][挖鼻][白眼][挤眼][污][偷笑][思考][困] ​​​
[[smiles] [lovely] [dig nose] [eyes] [eye] [pollution] [laughing] [thinking] [trapped]]

KMS92:
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英国报姐:
    最近观海同志的亲哥曝光了一张他的出生纸,如此坑弟的行为让川普兴混不已。。。来看看观海的兄弟情仇 ​​​
[View sea comrade of elder brother recently revealed his birth paper, so the behavior of the younger brother to sichuan either mixed... To see the sea of Indian runner]

订阅号:UKUK。国外各种好玩的,报姐带你看世界

笑话:
    你先打一个“操”字 然后会跳出来很多字,接着你一直点第一个字,一直点到结束……[笑cry] ​​​​
[You first call a word fuck Then will jump out to a lot of words, then you have been the first word, always point to the end... [laughing cry]]

笑话菌,你每天的益生菌!!! 欢迎投稿!合作互推Q

他予他梦:
    是啊,有些人是不可以留在生活里的,只能藏在我们心里。 ​​​
[Yeah, some people you cant in life, can only be hidden in our heart. ​​​]

有人在等我

每日经济新闻:
    #晚安#【BBC做了一个关于锻炼身体真相的调查,结果出乎意料[吃惊]】这部BBC出品的名为《锻炼的真相》的纪录片,直接改变了许多人的生活方式,有些结论甚至颠覆了传统!时间较长,建议马了慢慢看。tRqTnOFy ​​​
[# good night # 【 the BBC did a survey about exercise truth, result unexpectedly [surprised]] the BBCs documentary called exercise of truth, directly has changed many peoples way of life, some conclusions and even subvert the traditional! For a long time, it is suggested that the horse slowly. tRqTnOFy]

中国主流财经全媒体。每经网nbd

快递员吴彦祖:
    你有哪些缺点连自己都忍受不了的 ​​​
[What are your faults even oneself all cant stand]

日常 | 转发吐槽 | 偶尔广告 | 喜欢好看的人 | 未关注私信艾特提醒已关 | 有喜欢的人@U__uu | 不光长的帅还是一个情圣 |

马男波杰克Bojack:
    睡吧 本来就丑了 再不睡 就更丑了 ​​​
[sleep Already ugly dont sleep more ugly]

梦想是成为亿万富翁◡̈⃝

谢安琪:
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北美吐槽君:
    “如何在面向上辨别渣男?” ​​​
[How to distinguish cheat philandering affection for man? ​​​]

吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】

鸡毛蒜皮与鸡毛蒜皮:
    一种事到临头,什么也没准备好的感觉[悲伤][悲伤],这是常态呢还是常态呢还是常态呢[委屈][委屈]。 ​​​
[A thing to happen, feel nothing prepared [sad] [sad], this is normal or normal or normal [wrong] [wrong]. ​​​]

游民,偶尔工作狂。

陆琪:
    生气和愤怒是不同的,生气是因为爱,愤怒却是因为感觉不到爱。——陆琪(上帝保佑,大家晚安) ​​​
[Angry and anger are different, angry is because of love, anger is because cant feel love. - Liu Qi (god bless, good night)]

工作邀约,请联系:。。知我爱我,罪我笑我,近我忘我,与我何干?

减肥挺简单Yo:
    一只泡澡泡到困的汪,眼睛好大,萌萌哒~[笑cry]tRVzrZt ​​​
[A bubble bath bubble to the trapped wang, good big eyes, lovely ~ [laugh cry] tRVzrZt]

想瘦就关注我~ 微信号:jf 大家快加我啦!商业合作QQ :

科罗廖夫:
    【萨德的事,是中国错误对朝政策是一次小爆发】九十年代面对朝鲜饥荒到人吃人都见死不救,年以来更是首鼠两端,既想占便宜拿朝鲜当屏障,又想不负责任。还想买好韩国美国,连抗美援朝影视剧都不能播。然后得过且过,最后里外不是人,朝鲜能跟你一条心才怪。由于这个事年代久远,当今没人这个背锅, ​​​
[Sade, is Chinas mistakes on north Korea policy is a small eruption 】 in the face of north Korea in the ninety s famine to cannibalism, and since it is the first rat at both ends, want to take advantage of both with north Korea as barrier, and not responsible. Also want to buy South Korea the United States, even not the Korean TV dramas. Then muddle along, and finally not people both inside and outside, north Korea can one message to you. Because of this thing is so old that nobody today this pot,]

微信公众号:keluoliaofucn 【科罗廖夫的军事客厅】

不二大叔说:
    生活有一点我不是太喜欢,就是它总让更懂事的人来承担糟糕的感受和结果。 ​​​​
[One thing Im not too fond of life, is that it is always more sensible people to bear bad feeling and results. ​​​​]

微信公众号:dashu 让思考更有效率,让时间更有价值。

环球时报:
    【晚安】TED演讲:《怎么就你健身比别人难》。为什么有人觉得锻炼很难,而有人却乐此不疲?仅仅是因为懒吗?不!社会心理学家Emily Balcetis提出了一个极其简单的解决方式,来协助大家克服这个困难。tRqvhxi @思想聚焦 ​​​
[【 good night 】 TED speech how is your fitness is more difficult than others. Why do some people think exercise is difficult, and some people thrive? Just because lazy? No! Social psychologist Emily Balcetis has come up with a very simple solution, to help you overcome this difficulty. TRqvhxi focus @ thought]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

搭配女郎:
    滴,单身卡 ​ ​​​
[Drops, single card]

潮流搭配、时尚街拍。W-信topmm

杨立军2017:
    还他妈给动物立法,逗我,老子就吃狗肉,杀无主狗,为社会做贡献 ​​​
[Also his mama to legislation, to amuse me, Lao tze to eat dog meat, to kill unowned dogs, contribute to society]

另类GIF你懂的:
    城里人就是会玩,心跳,刺激tRLAIWo ​​​
[The city is play, heartbeat to stimulate tRLAIWo]

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李宗伟LeeChongWei:
    [Repost]

恭喜大马一哥李宗伟直落两局拿下中国新人王石宇奇,这也是双方第三次交手李宗伟依然保持全胜记录。这次的胜利,李宗伟成功追平大马记录,成为大马第二位四度获得全英赛男单冠军的选手。继,,年后,阔别三年两届再度称霸全英赛冠军。在经历受伤风波,积极复原一步步走向冠军;他 ​​​

[[Repost] < br > < br > congratulations - Damascus a brother lee innings of Chinese newcomer Wang Shiyu strange, this is the third time the two sides met lee still maintained all records. The victory this time, lee success to match all the records, become Malaysia second place four times to get all the mens singles champion player. Following, years later, after three years twice again dominate the UK championship. After injury, positive recovery step by step towards the title; he]

经纪人QQ

课代表胖圆圆:
    #圆圆夜话# 测试你纯洁度的时候到了[doge] ​相同的撩一波~[哈哈] ​​​
[# # round nights time to test your purity snatched a wave of the same [doge] ~ (ha ha)]

你的同桌胖圆圆,推广另加Q

全球热门搜罗:
    一句话证明,你的大学在哪个城市,不许出现地名__________________ ​​​​。 ​​​
[A word that your university in which city, are not allowed to place names __________________. ​​​]

每日最佳搞笑幽默,居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君

我是旅行攻略菌:
    神奇的大自然!密西西比河和墨西哥湾海的相遇处, 蓝绿分明,但因为密度不同,它们永远不会融合。
tRogyu ​​​

[The magic of nature! The Mississippi River and the gulf of Mexico sea meet, blue, green and clear, but because the density is different, they will never merge. < br > tRogyu]

旅游航海士(-`ω´-)

史上第一最最搞:
    这颤音啊,不行了,不知不觉看了遍,停不下来了![笑cry] tRimiIJQ ​​​
[This trill, washed-up, unconsciously to see again, cant stop! [laughing cry] tRimiIJQ]

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