我是小婊砸儿:
你为什么还没睡?[doge]
肯定是没有性生活[微笑]
没睡的点个赞吧[二哈]
[Why havent you sleep? [doge] < br > < br > is certainly no sex [smiles] < br > < br > didnt sleep in the some a praise [two ha]]
我这么污,用去污粉也没用( ‘-ωก̀ )
如果你怀疑一个人出轨了,请继续怀疑下去,也许他真的就出轨了,基本百试百灵。
[If you doubt a person to cheat, please continue to doubt, maybe he really is cheating, basic best win. ]
分享贴吧有趣的东西,欢迎私信投稿陈乔恩:
我明白的,我是仙女,仙女是喝露水的。
仙女是不會餓的,無論幾點鐘,我根本對那些
🍗🍟🍕🍖🥐🍔🍚🍦🍬🥘🍝🍜🥓🌭🍿🍩🍶🍘🍡🍝🍨🍧🥐🥖🧀🍤🥞🍱🍛🍮🍭🍫
比如這些魔鬼的食物,我完全不屑一顧!!
[I understand, I am a fairy, fairy is drinking the dew.
仙女是不会饿的,无论几点钟,我根本对那些
🍗🍟🍕🍖🥐🍔🍚🍦🍬🥘🍝🍜🥓🌭🍿🍩🍶🍘🍡🍝🍨🍧🥐🥖🧀🍤🥞🍱🍛🍮🍭🍫
比如这些魔鬼的食物,我完全不屑一顾!! ]
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#夜猫子时间#【电影《忠犬八公》中最高能感人的片段】主人,我老了,但我还在一直等你…[泪] tRfgvF
[Time to sleep on the night of # # in the movie the loyal dog eight male can top moving pieces] masters, I am old, but I still wait for you... [in] tRfgvF]
这里提供你不知道、想知道、不能不知道的新闻。内裤都笑松了:
霸气司机,一听乘客要去韩国直接拒载!韩国你怎么办???[摊手] tRiBXY
[The forward driver, a listen to passengers want to go to Korea to directly! South Korea what would you do??????? [stand hand] tRiBXY]
专业搜索各种搞笑,娱乐,恶搞的微博,投稿合作QQ马汤波杰克boJake:
最近缺钱的你一定要转!转走招财嗅嗅,金钱明天到!
[Lack of money recently you have to turn! Transferred in plutus sniff, money to you tomorrow! ]
哥不是很想做人了旅者志:
萨德事件重挫韩经济 蹭一下热度,怕你们看不见!【如今的中国(中英双语)】今天我们站在了离梦想最近的地方,再也没有人敢来把我们欺凌!如今的中国,你骄傲吗![心]给更多人看看!tRJYLQ
[Thad plunged Korea economic events over the heat, afraid you cant see! Todays China (the ChineseEnglish bilingual) 】 【 today we stand at the closest place to dream, no one dare to bully us! Todays China, you are proud! [heart] show more people! tRJYLQ]
华丽视觉盛宴,精彩感动瞬间!(摄影插画旅行文学)合作QQZY喜哥:
🙊我不想睡啊 你呢
[🙊我不想睡啊 And you?]
Taobao🌀店铺地址zystudiozy.taobao这微博笑死我了:
开心的事写在朋友圈上
生活的事写在空间上
伤心的事写在微博上
因为朋友圈里有亲人们
空间里有同学 有朋友
微博里只有我自己
[Happy things written in the book of the circle of friends < br > things written in the book of the space of life < br > the sad news of writing on weibo < br > because it has relatives in circle of friends < br > in the space have classmate friend < br > only myself in the weibo]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •)全球热门搜罗:
当你有了女朋友之后,你睡觉是这样的简直了。。。[拜拜] tRVjlmly
[When you have a girlfriend, so can you went to bed... [bynum] tRVjlmly]
每日最佳搞笑幽默,居家旅行必备神器。——搜罗君DIY设计家居馆:
毛衣挂丝怎么办?怎样防止丝袜继续滑丝?超强的生活小技巧,真的很实用。tRJcEqem
[Sweater hung wire? How to prevent the silk stockings to continue skating? Super living tips, it is really practical. tRJcEqem]
家居砖家一枚,设计五彩人生,没有么么哒(*  ̄)(ε ̄ *)你又在看我微博。合作QQ清华南都:
如果交往后你对象告诉你,TA不是处,你能接受吗?
[If you object after contact to tell you, TA is not, can you accept? ]
躬耕于清华的南方都市人,青年人必读的活百科全书,社会学播士、情感心理学砖家口味酱:
“可爱的”懒猴背后,被挠痒痒的“萌态”背后,是一个痛苦的真相。。。tRimLcT
[Lovely behind the slow loris, behind was tickling of state, is a painful truth... tRimLcT]
who care ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ 合作请私信波杰克马男BoJack:
那么晚了,没睡的评论留下坐标签到吧[摊手]
[So late, no sleep comments left coordinates sign in [stand hand]]
宁可孤独,也不违心.宁可抱憾,也不将就北美吐槽君:
“该怎么对付老是拿我围巾下手的喵星人”
[How to deal with always takes my scarf to meow star people]
吐槽请私信;公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】北美热门折扣汇:
小伙伴们去麦当劳的时候有木有觉得饮料机超方便?如果家里有一个派对一定超拉风的!国外一个很(xian)有(de)创(dan)意(teng)的达人就自制了一个小型饮料机。好有意思,折扣君也希望有这样的朋友给我做一个! tRirRTtE .
[Friends think drink machines super convenient to go to McDonalds? If there is a party must be super sexy! Abroad a very (xian) (DE) and meaning (Dan) (teng) talent is made of a small drink machines. Good fun, also hope to have such a friend give me discount king do a! TRirRTtE.]
ttoeysittiwat:
goodnight 💤
[晚安💤]
经纪事务请联系Email andy.cosocomo@gmail世界搞笑排行榜:
多少人的青春里都有这首《as long as you love me》,如今,男孩们变成了大叔,歌声依然动听无比,晚安[爱你] tRJeneE
[How many youth have this song as long as you love me, now, the boys became a uncle, song is still beautiful, good night love you [] tRJeneE]
搜索分享风趣、幽默、好玩、好笑、内涵、邪恶、亮点内容。 合作联系qq赤道少女:
执念这东西太苦了。早看透,早注孤[摊手]
[Of this thing is too bitter. Through the early, early note solitary [stand hand]]
一个忧伤的阳具缺失患者。史炎nacl:
“扎西德勒啥呀,扎心得了。” (脑补东北人到西藏)
[Zha-xi-de-le what ah, pierced his heart. (imagine northeast to Tibet)]
脱口秀工作联系电话:,微信:marcellazhang 英语培训联系电话:一句温暖的签名:
有那么一瞬间,因为一个人的一句话,就像被泼了一盆凉水一样,唰的一下,从头冷到脚,语言这东西,在表达爱意的时候是那么无力,在表达伤害的时候却又如此锋利。
[There are so moment, because a persons words, like being poured a pot of cold water, a swish, cold from head to foot, in the language, when love is so helpless, when expressing damage but so sharp. ]
每天更新最精彩的图文,关注我有好运♥王小山:
问个问题,你认识的人里最怪的名字是什么?我中学同学有个叫胡丽晶的,女孩子。
[Ask a question, you know what is the most strange name in? My high school classmate Hu Lijing, was a girl. ]
扑克手、主持人,年中国创投名人慈善赛个人亚军、冠军团队成员,十大最具影响力纪录片《探秘新丝路》主持人。李诞:
穷途末路,有啥喝啥。
[The end of the road, have what to drink. ]
工作联系微信号 marcellazhang (张女士) 请注明事由。芯話:
《恋爱恐惧症》!看看四大症状你有么? tRiurqU
[Love phobia! Look at the big four symptoms do you have? tRiurqU]
关注芯话。句句说到心坎,句句是心声!投稿合作QQ:CP少女头像:
还没有一个男生给我梳过头发 还没有一个男生给我打过多个未接 还没有一个男生给我发过+连也没有 还没有一个男生能给我留言让我感动到哭 没有一个男生能在下雨的时候给我披上外套 还没有一个男生有空没空就找我 还没有还没有还没有 扎心 ~ 都扎穿了 ~ ~ ~
[Not a boy to comb through my hair is not a boy gave me too much dont answer doesnt seem to be a boy sent me about + even didnt also have no a boy could give me a message let me moved to cry No one boy can give I put on my coat when the rain is not a free boy doesnt have time to find I still have not have not the heart ~ ~ ~ ~ all stabbing the]
关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ: 电影图解师:
当泰国女鬼碰到非洲黑人时,当时女鬼一定是懵逼的[二哈] tRiijpJT
[When Thailand met black African female the ghost, the ghost must be the [two ha] tRiijpJT meng force]
电影图解师 各种口味都有 欢迎投稿!全球热门收集:
周杰伦十大忘词现场,忘词和作词功力一样强大,可能周董本人都不知道自己在唱什么,全程高能,哈哈哈好了好了我知道你是真唱![笑cry]tRiRpgTH
[Jay Chou ten forget words, words and lyrics capability as powerful, likely jay I dont know what he is singing, high-energy, ha ha ha okay, okay. I know you are really sing! [laughing cry] tRiRpgTH]
微博最受欢迎的热门集散地,收集分享网络精彩热点,搞笑,语录,影视,旅游,时尚。本号没有同名微信,谨防受骗。Sai资源库:
#设计小课堂# 一波头发过程指南~ 画起来!(画师 @-莎语默- )
[Small class # # design process guidance to draw up a wave of hair! (painter @ - Sallys -)]
每人都是绘画的小天才,只要不懒的话!(欢迎画师、画手投稿,请私信!)纯良叫兽:
女生的那些潜台词,卧槽,满满的套路啊![拜拜]
[Those subtext of girl, oh my god, full of routine! [bynum]]
关注叫兽 脱离单身 每天好心情 (^o^) YES!搜索公众VX她漫画【biaojie】我会一直陪伴你, 广告合作QQ联系: 我的女友嘴很贱:
难过的时候就摸一摸自己的胸,告诉自己:我是条汉子,我一定要坚强
[Touch your chest when I was sad, tell yourself I am a man, I must be strong]
微博颜值最高博主厄齐尔m10:
👍🏼☀😉 #伦敦#
[👍🏼☀😉 #伦敦# ]
德国足球运动员,目前效力于英超的阿森纳足球俱乐部。热美食:
冰激凌的生产制造过程,看着太爽了!信不信最后那个大桶 我能吃到明年[笑cry] tRiBzZfs
[Manufacturing process of ice cream, looking at too great! Believe it or not that last VAT I can eat to [laugh cry] tRiBzZfs next year]
手把手教你做美食,做个幸福的吃货大脑切片:
你没睡真好,不然总担心你被别人睡了。
[You didnt sleep good, not to worry about you being asleep. ]
从伦敦到马德里。家常美食精选:
原来金枪鱼罐头是这么吃的……蜜汁神奇[吃惊]tRinzHoH
[Originally the canned tuna is eating so much... Magic [surprised] tRinzHoH honeydew]
我是一个吃货~你懂的!投稿合作QQ
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