2017年3月19日星期日

Poison tongue mouth base teases, YanZheng meter of eight legs are long, cold brother eight pieces o

冷笑话精选:
    这一套项目玩下来……感觉就去了半条命了[二哈]tRzKAZ ​​​
[A set of projects play down... Feeling went half-life [two ha] tRzKAZ]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

头条新闻:
    #环球二三事#【女作家环游世界命丧印度:刚到第天就被奸杀】爱尔兰女作家月份开始其背包环游世界之旅,并于月日抵达印度果阿邦,结果第二天就被奸杀。当地警方逮捕了一名有着犯罪记录的岁男子。报道称,嫌疑人先强奸了受害人,因担心她报案,就用碎酒瓶子杀死了她。tRZiq ​​​
[Universal two or three things # # the writer to travel around the world were murdered in India just to the first day was raped and murdered 】 in Irish writer began his backpack trip to travel around the world, and on the date arrived in India, goa result was raped and murdered the next day. Local police arrested a man with a criminal record. Reported that the suspect took the rape victims, for fear of her report, killed her with broken bottles. tRZiq]

每日播报全球各类重要资讯、突发新闻,全天小时即时发布。欢迎报料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件:xlttnews@vip.sina。

Happy张江:
    哈哈哈#创意#满分,脑洞艺术家Daihei Shibata制作的一个视频,你永远想不到下一秒会发生什么[笑cry]tRZAQn ​​​
[Ha ha ha # # creative full marks, imaginative artist Daihei Shibata made a video, you will never believe what will happen next second [laugh cry] tRZAQn]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

当时我就震惊了:
    国外最火的减脂操——激瘦瘦身操!运动分钟相当于跑步半小时,塑形减脂都兼顾,特别适合在家里做。马上就要夏天了,赶快马了学起来! [来]tRZLuVX ​​​
[The most fire reduced fat fuck abroad - excited thin thin body hold! Run sports minutes is equivalent to half an hour, body fat reducing to two or morethings, particularly suited to do at home. Summer soon, hurry up the horse to learn! [to] tRZLuVX]

深扒娱乐热点,每天给你惊喜

雪梨Cherie:
    这杯鸡尾酒叫think pink🍸
这粉色的酒店 满满少女心💗 ​​​

[这杯鸡尾酒叫think pink🍸
这粉色的酒店 满满少女心💗 ​​​]


【工作事宜请联系】lychee@thechinstudio;简历应聘请投递info@thechinstudio

最神奇的视频:
    那些年,我们追过的男神!大神用沙画带我们回味青春。[心]tRhP ​​​
[In those years, we overtake male god! The great spirit with sand painting with our youth. [heart] tRhP]

视频,就要神奇的!看神奇的视频就关注我,你绝对意想不到的视频!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

Alex是大叔:
    #alex星座运势#

下周重要星象(.—.):

日这一天,我们将正式进入白羊月,各位白羊座生日快乐(你们可以在评论里找一找跟自己同生日的有缘人啦),太阳会从双鱼座离开,进入白羊座(同时日也是春分日),这在占星历上,代表着“新的一年正式到来”。因为太阳重新来到白羊座(占星黄 ​​​

[Alex constellation chart # # < br > < br > important astrological next week (. -.) < br > < br > day this day, we will formally enter the Aries, happy birthday to dear Aries, you can search in the comments with their birthday is predestined friends the human), and the sun would leave from Pisces, enter Aries (at the same time, also is the vernal equinox day), in the astrological calendar, represents the formal arrival the New Year. For the sun to come (Aries astrology yellow]

杨綋堃,公众微信astro_alex |工作邀约请邮件:alex.studio@foxmail | 我是看星星的人,遇到你真好。✨

贾乃亮:
    救救我! tRZGzR . ​​​
[Help me! TRZGzR.]

工作事宜 请联络经纪人 @郭红波 guohongbo@或jianailiang@

人民日报:
    【刷脸出厕纸 天坛为了避免浪费也是蛮拼的】曾经,为方便游客,天坛即使面临厕纸被“打包卷走”,劝阻遭白眼的现实,也表态厕纸不会断供。然而天坛沉默却没闲着,这几天悄悄上线了“刷脸出厕纸”设备。市民在屏幕前站立数秒后,机器便会自动出纸,长度约厘米。tRVaK 你会刷脸取纸吗? ​​​
[【 brush face out of toilet paper The temple of heaven can be quite hard 】 in order to avoid the waste of once, for the convenience of tourists, the temple of heaven even in the face of the toilet paper was pack away, disagreeable dissuade of reality, also said the toilet paper will not cut off. However, the temple of heaven is not idle silence, this several days quietly launched brush face out of toilet paper equipment. People stand in front of the screen a few seconds, the machine will automatically out of paper, about cm length. Draw paper tRVaK brush you will face? ​​​]

人民日报法人微博。参与、沟通、记录时代。

秋田六千:
    是要high five啦!不是要你耍帅啦!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈这也太可爱了吧![哆啦A梦花心] tRZyjid . ​​​
[Is to high five! Not want you to play handsome! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is too cute! [doraemon flower heart] tRZyjid.]

每天都有新内容的的的的V信公众号qiutianliuqian

环球时报:
    月日,北京野生动物园自驾区,一家人多次下车,工作人员已劝阻两次[摊手](图二:白虎区) ​​​
[Month day, Beijing wildlife park drive area, the family several times to get off, the staff has discouraged twice [stand hand] (figure white area)]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

美妆小技巧:
    试试法国妹子的卷发方法吧 自己在家里可以动手的法国系卷发 可好看了还方便[doge] #美妆v赏# @微博时尚 tRihk ​​​
[Try French sister curls method Himself in the home can begin French curly hair Can be good-looking also convenient [doge] # beauty makeup v # @ weibo tRihk fashion]

新浪最大的化妆技巧学习基地,记住:你若不美丽,内在给谁看! 商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow。

全球育儿大全:
    女人坐月子的十大秘籍,无论顺产和剖腹产,月子一定要做好。快收着吧,总有一天会用到。 ​ ​​​
[Women recovering from ten features, whether natural birth and cesarean section, lili must be done well. Fast sorption, will one day be used. ​ ​​​]

这里有妈咪呵护宝贝必须知道的知识,科学的养宝贝,让宝贝快乐的健康成长!商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow

娱乐界的那些事:
    林心如真是个实在人啊,你看看人家范冰冰……不知不觉的就笑了[嘻嘻][嘻嘻] ​​​
[Lin xin such as what a person really, you look at somebody elses fan bingbing,... Unknowingly laughed at [xi xi] [xi xi]]

我是娱乐控!

新浪体育:
    虎父无犬子!前利物浦球员库伊特上传了岁小儿子的踢球视频,带球过全场轻松破门,这速度和技术,厉害了小朋友![兔子] tRZLxNx . ​​​
[Like father like son! Former Liverpool player kuyt upload, the younger son play video, the ball game break easily, the speed and skill, severe for children! [] rabbit tRZLxNx.]

小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

奔波儿灞与灞波儿奔:
    宁愿相信世上有鬼,也别相信男人的破嘴......[doge] ​​​
[Would rather believe in ghosts in the world, also dont believe a man broken mouth...... [doge]]

机智呆逼两基友,爆笑喷饭两冤家!

二更视频:
    见过一万个新娘的故事之后,金子说,离开一个不合适的人,一别两宽,各生欢喜,时间会再让我们碰见合适的人。tRcgu ​​​
[Seen after ten thousand the brides story, said gold, leave a not the right person, a dont two wide, each was pleased, time will let we meet the right person. tRcgu]

发现身边不知道的美

神店通缉令:
    这背包我是真的服气[笑cry] ​​​
[This backpack I am really convinced [laugh cry]]

微信公z号:tuijian 快上车,来不及解释了

黄磊微博:
    #向往的生活# tRZiG ,这次来的都是能干活的,能吃的也不少。[doge][doge][doge]大家给分分队[挤眼] @何炅 @刘宪华Henry-Lau @李冰冰 @任泉 @魏大勋 @杨迪 @王倩-AN ​​​
[# # tRZiG of life, this time is to work, can eat a lot. [doge] [doge] [doge] everyone give points team [eye] Henry - Lau @ @ ajit @ herry li bingbing @ @ yandi Ren Quan @ taka big great @ wang qian - the AN]

思想聚焦:
    岁月绵长,
且倚东风浪迹四方。
待他日酒空路尽,
再拥抱山河衣锦还乡。 ​​​​

——何文抵 ​​​

[Long history, < br > and lean on dongfeng inhibition and four sides. < br > stay another wine drug do, < br > hug and rivers to return again. < br > < br > - wen arrived]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

张沫凡MOMO:
    年前参加了一个课程面试,听说通过率只有%!!我竟然过了→_→所以好好上课!!努力赚钱!!~最后叫我早餐女王!! ​​​
[Years ago took the course in a interview, I heard that pass only %!!!!! I was - _ - so have a good class!! Trying to make money!!!!! ~ the last call me breakfast queen!! ​​​]

爆脾气摩羯,尊重是相互的~

CP少女头像:
    男生应该怎么服侍女朋友?你的男朋友做到几个? ​​​​
[The boy should how to serve a girlfriend? Your boyfriend do some? ​​​​]

关注我今天一定会有好运,也会脱单哦~❤搜索公众VXcp头像女菌【cps】我会一直陪伴你。投稿合作加QQ:

北京人不知道的北京事儿:
    #北京事儿# 香山植物园的山桃花全开了!溪水润桃花,桃花映溪水,雾霾也挡不住的美…[心](by@雨幽霖 ) ​​​
[# # about Beijing xiangshan botanical garden ShanTaoHua fully open! Water embellish peach blossom, peach blossom brook, haze is able to resist the beauty... [heart] (by @ rain deep and remote)]

直播北京突发事件,急事儿私信。只此一号,一个已婚的北京爷们儿用不正经的方式干一件靠谱的事儿。q

这里是美国:
    【现在印度最火的食物竟然是这么吃的】印度推出了一种叫做Fire Pann的食品,就是把烧着了的食物整个塞进人的嘴里。胆小的食客都会犹豫一下,怕被烫到舌头,你想试试吗[doge]tRiFrUs @华闻周刊 ​​​
[Today, Indias hottest food turned out to be so eat 】 India launched a called the Fire Pann food, food is to burn the whole into peoples mouth. Timid people will hesitate, afraid of being burnt tongue, would you like to try it on [doge] tRiFrUs @ HuaWen weekly]

环球网美国记者站,为您提供最全面、最权威、有高度、有态度的美国新闻资讯。环球网,世界很精彩!

韩国me2day:
    占据这个时段Naver热门图片第一,第二位的#GOT# #朴珍荣# 高清美颜图~ ​​​
[Naver popular images of this period of the first, the second figure is # # # GOT# PiaoZhenRong hd skin care ~]

联系邮箱 meday@qq *与韩国媒体同步的全方位韩流报道,了解韩流的最佳窗口!!!*

一起神吐槽:
    当有了女朋友之后...[笑cry] ​​​
[When have a girlfriend... [laughing cry]]

你造么不吐槽的人生都不完整。关注后膝盖易碎,节操必失,三观毁尽...

央视新闻:
    【央视原创微视频 一起追寻习近平总书记的初心】在陕北,他“看到了人民群众的根本,真正理解了老百姓”;在正定,他实现了改善农民生活的承诺;在年代末的宁德,他说“当官不要想发财”。央视原创系列微视频《初心》第一集《梁家河篇》tRzlyqG 第二集《正定篇》tRzliVk 第 ​​​
[【 original micro CCTV video together to pursue xi jinping, general secretary of the beginners mind 】 in northern shaanxi, he saw the peoples fundamental, really understand the common people. In the positive definite, he realized the promise of improving farmers life; In s ningde, officials dont want to get rich, he said. CCTVs original series micro video beginners mind first episode Liang Guhe article tRzlyqG tRzliVk positive definite article the second set]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

微驴友约旅游:
    #微驴友约旅游# 国外一小哥养了株捕蝇草Charlie,还经常丧心病狂的给它吃东西,口香糖、汉堡、烟、布丁、芥末、烤肉等等。这捕蝇草也太萌了吧!tRhTHoU ​​​
[# # micro travelers about travel abroad a small brother kept flytrap Charlie, also often frenzied to eat it, chewing gum, Hamburg, smoke, pudding, mustard, barbecue and so on. The Venus flytrap is too MOE! tRhTHoU]

分享旅行信息、旅游攻略,驴友出行团。

我们爱讲冷笑话:
    盘点一下网吧的清流们,这满满的正能量![笑cry] ​​​
[Take stock of Internet cafes have a clean, it is full of energy! [laughing cry]]

笑话竟有冷热之分,究竟是谁不懂幽默。。爱生活,爱冷兔!!!(如果相关微博系谁原创 请及时联系冷兔)

全球奇闻趣事:
    逻辑英语,超牛老师用数学公式教英语,讲的很好啊,通俗易懂,犹如醍醐灌顶,脑洞大开![赞] tRZAQJI . ​​​
[Logical English, super teacher use mathematical formula to teach English, speak very good, easy to understand, is like a sobering, imagination! [who] tRZAQJI.]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

德卡先生的信箱:
    “想更努力一点,与你们,成为我们。” ​​​
[Want a little more effort, and you, became we. ​​​]

想说的话 寄存在这里〈私信投递 · 匿名发布〉不欢迎没有礼貌和脑子的人

我与贱客的日常:
    当你纠结要不要去剪短发的时候,哈哈哈~是不是你?[笑cry][doge] ​​​
[When would you go to hair cut short, ha ha ha ~ are you? [laughing cry] [doge]]

各位骚侠,身边有人各种犯贱不?各类爆笑应有尽有,欢迎私信投稿贱事和调戏。

虫虫Chonny:
    分享款常用的长发发型造型
#姑娘年没剪过头发##每周一发型#
tRzxfpM ​​​

[Share common hair modelling hairstyle < br > havent had your hair cut # # # girl years Monday hair style # < br > tRzxfpM]

工作请邮件联系:huxl@ruhnn

新闻晨报:
    当打开礼物盒子,发现里面竟然有一只自己梦寐以求的毛绒绒的小东西,简直不能再幸福了!看着他们那一刻最真实的反应,莫名的感动,这应该是世界上最纯净的爱之一了吧![心]tRiDdGve @胡椒视频 ​​​
[When opened the gift box, found it was a dream of their own furry little thing, cant be more happy! Looking at the moment they most real reaction, inexplicable moved, this should be one of the most pure love in the world! [heart] tRiDdGve @ pepper video]

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