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北美吐槽君：
“我好像被暴食折磨到自卑快要抑郁”
[I seem to be overeating torture to inferiority is depression]

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世界搞笑排行榜：
这是土耳其蓝礁湖，卧槽，简直世界上最美的海滩之一，真的太梦幻！！[心]tRVKpOj
[This is blue lagoon, Turkey, oh my god, is one of the most beautiful beaches in the world, really too dream!!!!! [heart] tRVKpOj]

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崔永元：
是的，你暂时开禁了我的微博，你以为我会跪下来感谢你，不会的。我的自由言论权利是与生具来的也是受宪法保护的，不是你恩准的。我坚信有一天你也会尝到别样的你曾拥护的滋味。
[Yes, you open my weibo for a while, you think I knelt down to thank you, it wont. I come with born free speech rights and protected by the constitution, not your grant. I believe that one day you will taste the taste of another you have embraced. ]

疗伤话：
我曾悄无声息的喜欢过你
友情以上爱情未满
或许每个人心里都住着一个人
或眷念或暗恋或想念
[I was quiet like you more than friendship Love under the maybe everyone heart there lived a man or missed or unrequited love or miss]

爱过，哭过，傻过，痛过！总有一句疗伤话能够说到你的心坎里！【合作请私信】

我没钱可我想旅行：
这个地方，此生必去一次！！[熊猫]
[This place, this life will go once!!!!! [pandas]]

爱旅游，个人薇❤：lvxing

幸福女人有心计：
♡
好的爱情根本不会让你心力交瘁的去经营
爱你的人也不会让你担惊受怕害怕他离开
不合脚的鞋就脱了，不合适的人就放手
不必为了挽留任何人而低声下气
你别怕，总有人熬夜陪你
下雨接你，说我爱你
好的总是压箱底，遇到了记得要珍惜。
[♡ good love wont let you tired to run the the people who love you will not let you scared scared him to leave is an ill-fitting shoe off, not the right person is to let go do not have to grovel in order to keep anyone you dont be afraid, someone stayed up with you the rain will pick you up, say I love you good always closet, met remember to cherish. ]

“ 好老公不会不请自来，财富也不会从天而降，事业更不会凭空而至！【q q】

最天秤：
你有没有这样爱过一个人爱到他的一句话一个短信一个电话你都兴奋的满床打滚而他的沉默又能让你陷入万劫不复你一直安慰自己他在忙他在睡觉他在和朋友玩
[Have you ever so love a person love to his word A message a call you were all full bed His silence Can let you fall through You have been to comfort myself He was busy he is sleeping In his play with friends]

立志要成为一个最了解你的人。全宇宙最大的天秤疯子集中地，期待你的￩关注~

坏男人日志：
快睡吧别等了
一个真正喜欢你的人怎么会舍得不联系你
[Sleep fast Dont wait for the a really like you how willing to give up, dont contact you]

别站在你的角度看我我怕你看不懂……因为我是混蛋你又在看我微博。合作QQ

笑到你肚子疼：
陈道明的这段教学太棒了！听君一席话，胜读十年书！！tRIta
[This period of Chen daoming teaching is great! Listen to gentleman a words, bullet hole in my head!!!!! tRIta]

每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣

这就是德国：
要是有人把你的书折成这样，你会……？[二哈] tRiNNfeg .
[If someone put you into this book and you will... ? [two ha] tRiNNfeg.]

搬运德国社会关注的资讯

健身减肥班：
据说达到条以上的男人就让人有安全感，你的男票达到了吗？
[Man is said to achieve the above let people a sense of security, your men reached the tickets? ]

优秀健身资讯博主减肥狂人

电影小咖：
一个被同学们当作“娘炮”的小男孩的故事，不需要一句台词，便甜到人心坎里，喜欢了[心] tRiinmut
[As a students niang gun the story of the little boy, dont need to line, sweet to the heart, like the tRiinmut [heart]]

你又来找电影看。合作+Q.Q

我是小婊砸儿：
真正爱你的人会发现你的好 tRPizrx
[The man who ever really loves you will find your good tRPizrx]

我这么污，用去污粉也没用( ‘-ωก̀ )

说给女生听：
别总因为迁就别人就委屈自己，这个世界没几个人值得你总弯腰。弯腰的时间久了，只会让人习惯于你的低姿态，你的不重要。
[Dont always because indulge others wronged themselves, few people in this world is worth you always bend over. Bent over time is long, will only let a person accustomed to your low profile, you are not important. ]

关注我会好运 ♡转发说爱我🌙

精彩表情君：
哈哈哈好可爱的老爷爷：“老婆你不要这么狠嘛，上哪找我这样的老公”[心]tRIuNn
[Ha ha ha good lovely old man, the wife you dont so malicious, where to find me so of the husband tRIuNn [heart]]

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美食环游：
电脑机箱摊煎饼果子，什么都能将就，早餐不行。还是那位饮水机吃火锅，办公室针织面条的妹子。动手能力厉害了Word姐！ tRixhb
[Computer case stand pancake fruit, can make do anything, no breakfast. Is the water dispenser to eat hot pot, office knitting the sister of noodles. Beginning ability strong Word elder sister! tRixhb]

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名言金句：
突然间想起某个人，一阵傻笑。然后，一阵失落。然而，多少你以为永远不会背叛你的人，就是利用了你的以为。
[Suddenly remind of a person, a giggle. Then, a frustrated. However, how much do you think will never betray you, is to use the thought of you. ]

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Ayawawa：
半夜睡不着，玩个特别的打分游戏吧。“冰雪聪明”你觉得是多少分？“妖娆”呢？“神秘”呢？
[In the middle of the night can not sleep, play a special scoring game. How many points is ice snow cleverness, what do you think? Enchanting? Mysterious? ]

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西卡_李浩宇：
麻将老铁们，我这手镇江麻没毛病吧🤔🤔🤔
[麻将老铁们，我这手镇江麻没毛病吧🤔🤔🤔 ]

西卡解说

北美时尚快报：
【城会玩】神马？来这里只为看猪？[猪头][猪头]坐标加勒比海秘境岛‘Big Major Cay’，来到这里，陪你的就是mini小猪群！美得像水彩画一样的湛蓝天空与炙热的阳光，还有一群奇妙的小猪~怎么样？放假快来这里度假吧！
[Will play 】【 city? Come here just to see the pig? Pig head pig head [] [] coordinates the Caribbean island land Big Major Cay, come here, with you is the mini pig group! Beauty like watercolor painting of the heat of the sun and the blue sky, and a group of wonderful pig ~? The holiday will quickly vacation here! ]

DealMoon（北美省钱快报）旗下时尚频道。微信公众号：fashionmoon

林初寒：
他很难受，只不过在克制。
[He is very uncomfortable, just in the restraint. ]

工作邮箱：@qq

会看相的兔子：
感激和感动，是两回事，感动仅仅是当时发生的情绪，过后关系不大。感激往往发生于对未来的影响很大。但是大部分人只会为刹那的感动买单，不会为长久的感激买单。还是那句话，锦上添花的人很多，雪中为你送碳的人，又有多少？
[Grateful and touched, are two different things, moved only happened when emotions, after has little to do. Grateful often occurs in a great influence on the future. But most people will only pay for the moments of touched, will not pay for gratitude for a long time. A lot of people again, the icing on the cake, in the snow for you to send carbon, and how many? ]

【简介】大师太多，我做神棍。预约找我助理@兔子的助理，一个半小时，手相面相，每天仅限一名。要提前半个月预约。微博看相第一人。短评当天看

健身潮人：
【最火分钟睡前瑜伽教程天掉斤】瑜伽不仅可以调节身体内分泌，排毒，还可以减脂肪。最关键的是，对失眠和精神焦虑者特别有效！存了，睡前做做吧 tRqrsRsk
[【 the most fire minutes before bedtime yoga tutorial day off jins 】 yoga not only can regulate the body endocrine, detoxification, can also reduce fat. Most important, especially effective to insomnia and mental anxiety. Saved up, do it before bedtime tRqrsRsk]

爱健身，关注@健身潮人

这微博笑死我了：
个非要把娃叫醒陪自己玩的幼稚老爹，最后被老婆大人关禁闭，出个窝都成了奢望，一根狗毛都不许出来！[doge]老婆很生气，后果很严重！tRVbFXd
[Playing childish to wake her up with his dad, from the wifes adult, shu an den have become entertain wild hope, not a hair of dog all out! [doge] wife is angry, the consequence is very serious! tRVbFXd]

感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）

哲言心语：
不管你有多么真诚，遇到怀疑你的人，你就是谎言。不管你有多么单纯，遇到复杂的人，你就是有心计。不管你有多么天真，遇到现实的人，你就是笑话。不管你多么专业，遇到不懂的人，你就是空白。不是你不够好，而是你没有遇对人。别太在乎别人对你的评价，你只需做最好的自己。
[No matter how sincere you are, meet someone doubt you, you is a lie. No matter how much you pure, meet a complicated, you just have calculation. No matter how naive, you are in the reality person, you are a joke. No matter how professional, you encounter people who do not understand, you is blank. Not you is not good enough, but you dont have a right person. Dont be too care about others to your evaluation, you just do your best. ]

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关注头像壁纸：
女孩最幸福的事就是遇见一个好脾气的男孩然后一直宠着她
[Girl is the most happiness thing Is the boy met a good temper Then have been familiar with her]

听说关注我@关注头像壁纸本月有好运有对象了

全球智趣大百科：
这段央视公益广告，结局谁都没想到！慢慢看完，竟看哭了[泪]生命不止，爱不会离开。[心] tRiabzJZ
[This period of CCTV public service ads, ending who all didnt know! Read slowly, unexpectedly see crying [] tears more than life, love will not leave. [heart] tRiabzJZ]

每日搜寻世界奇闻趣事，合作推广加QQ;

一句微博精选：
人生只要两次幸运便好第一次是在茫茫人海中遇见你第二次是我陪你走到底。愿你我都能够如此幸运 tRUHnWO
[Life as long as the two lucky then is good for the first time in the boundless huge crowd met you is the second time I accompany you to go to the end. I can be so lucky tRUHnWO wish you]

微博精选中心！关注我❤获得每日☑幽默☑笑话☑语录☑有意思☑恶搞☑有趣☑趣图｡◕‿◕｡欢迎原创投稿QQ

奇葩笑话段子：
我的极限，哈哈哈看一次笑一次[笑cry] tRJIA
[My limit, ha ha ha a smile a laugh cry tRJIA]

每天分享精彩笑料，喜欢请关注！

正能量录：
【珍贵老视频：百年前的中国】年，法国人阿尔伯特·卡恩来到中国，他用镜头记录了被推翻前的大清帝国。这是一段珍贵的黑白视频，来看看百年前中国人的风土人情，还有那宏伟的北京城墙吧！
tRiiSaH
[【 precious old video hundreds of years ago in China], the Frenchman Albert kahn came to China, he used a camera recorded before the overthrow of the qing empire. This is a rare black and white video, to see hundred years ago, the Chinese local conditions and customs, and the magnificent Beijing city wall!!!! tRiiSaH]

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西西girl：
有人在知乎一人分饰角就上了头条，大家看过个比利吗？讲一个人分裂成种人格，完全就是大写的才华boy，想象下，一个人分饰个角色，跟你谈恋爱第一天的样子会是什么样？
[Someone on zhihu a man ACTS the role of Angle in the headlines, we have seen a Billy? Split into one kind of personality, is the capital of talented boy, imagine that a person plays a role, the appearance of the first day would be like to fall in love with you? ]

Hi and welcome! My name is Casey.....

王小山：
疑惑一点，那个乐天什么总裁的采访，那么假，也有人信？
[Doubt that lotte what the Presidents interview, so false, others believe it? ]

扑克手、主持人，年中国创投名人慈善赛个人亚军、冠军团队成员，十大最具影响力纪录片《探秘新丝路》主持人。

Lucas_祥勇：
世界上沒有公不公平
無需在意自己是不是被忽略遺忘丟棄
因為只有自己知道自己沒有放棄自己
晚安中國
晚安長沙
晚安我的朋友
#心理鸡汤#
[No male unfair in the world dont need to care if he was forgotten by ignore discarded because only know themselves did not give up their good night good night China changsha good night my friends # # psychological chicken soup]