“女孩子跟男生合租的话，传出去真的会reputation不好吗？”
[Girls and boys Shared, will come out really bad reputation? ]
吐槽请私信；公众号kissmemouth 【商务合作请联系ad@beimeitucaojun】
幕斯：没睡的出来喵一个
[Didnt sleep out meow a]
漫画作者，作品有《爱的比热容》《无期之约》，《小丑丹尼》连载中.
江宁婆婆：滴，猝死公交发车了[摊手]
[The bus start [stand hand], sudden death]
婆婆是大家叫的，本人已婚男。 也可关注微信号：jnpopo
神最右最搞笑：我可能有一个假爸爸系列[doge]哈哈你们可能都是充话费送的吧[笑cry]#搞笑#
[I might have a fake dad series [doge] maybe ha ha you are filling the phone to send [laugh cry] # # funny]
关注右哥的人都找到对象了
坏男人日志：聪明人常常会看上去
有点傻，有点呆，有点恭敬。
不太聪明的人有时表现
有点强，有点亮，有点势子。
愚蠢的人在任何时候
都很能，都很抢，都自以为是。
[A wise man will often look < br > a little silly, a little stay, a little respect. < br > not too smart people sometimes < br > is a bit strong, has a light, a little child. < br > the stupid people at any time can < br > are, are robbed, self-righteous. ]
别站在你的角度看我 我怕你看不懂……因为我是混蛋 你又在看我微博。合作QQ
喵球家的喵大人：其实跟妹纸连麦本来没关系的，说我不会做饭不能忍了！总有一天我会让你只吃我做的饭，吃得干干净净，对谁都说我老婆做饭特好吃！@炉石bill [怒骂]！ 还有你们那群凑热闹的 别太过分 适可而止 我不喜欢开玩笑！就酱紫[右哼哼]
[Actually tell girls even wheat was it doesnt matter, I cant cook cant endure! One day Ill let you eat me to do meal, eat clean, to who say my wife cook very delicious! @ BFS bill [denounced]! Have you the coincided with a group of dont too far Enough is enough I dont like to joke! Is it [right hum]]
譚詠麟AlanTam：雪山飛狐點滴：
[Snow mountain fly fox a bit]
香港 藝人
全球热门收集：神奇的出生，宝宝在妈妈肚子出生不容易，妈妈也很不容易，肚子开一刀不是男人可以想象得到的！[心]tRiwxRi
[Magic was born, the baby was born on his mother is not easy, mother also very not easy, belly open a knife is not a man you can imagine! [heart] tRiwxRi]
微博最受欢迎的热门集散地，收集分享网络精彩热点，搞笑，语录，影视，旅游，时尚。本号没有同名微信，谨防受骗。
露水安娜啲收藏：我承认我想结婚了 想和你一起生活 养只狗 想抱着你醒来看你埋在胸口熟睡的脸 想清早起床睁眼第一个看的是你 想在你做饭时从背后拥住你 想一起看着电视听你吐槽 想夏天的夜里一起去散步抱颗西瓜回我们的家 想冬天一起躲在被窝里看老电影 即使生活不会这么轻易 但我希望你在我的未来里 [心]
[I admit that I want to get married A dog want to live with you want to hold you wake up to see your face buried in the chest was sleeping Want to get up early in the morning to open the first see is you want to hugs from behind you when you cook a meal to watching TV together to listen to your speech Think you like to go for a walk at night in summer watermelon back to our home Want to hide in bed watching old movies together in winter Even if life wouldnt be so easily But I want you in my future [heart]]
愿深情都会被温柔以待。【欢迎短句、文章投稿】
潮衣搭配日志：朱茵之后再无紫霞仙子[心][心]
[Athena chu then no purple xia pretty woman [heart] [heart]]
时尚穿衣搭配
泛读人生：时光就像个大筛子，经得起过滤，最后留下来的，才是真正的朋友。
[Time is like a big sieve, withstand filter, and finally to stay, is a friend indeed. ]
时尚少男。许我一袭袈裟，伴你浪迹天涯。许我绿树红花，陪你青丝白发。
我是马男波杰克Bojack：“希望你遇到一个
和你真正绝配的爱人
用最舒服的方式相爱
一生很长彼此打磨
成为最默契的那一对
你为他改一点 他为你改一点
不会冷战会多沟通 能够分担也能分享
有个梦想一起进步 然后过完这一生”
[I hope you meet a < br > and you really perfect lover < br > < br > love life in the most comfortable way for a very long grinding < br > be the tacit understanding each other that pair < br > you change a little for him He changed a little for you < br > dont cold war will be more communication To share a dream together can share < br > progress Then after this life]
我不想做人了。。推广请私信
孙渣：其实那个回帖里，我为什么开玩笑说“下次不如说猩猩有艾滋好了”，因为野生黑猩猩群体的SIV（猿免疫缺陷病毒，又称猿类艾滋病）感染率高达%~%，猿类感染艾滋病几率还是挺大的。只是总有人看到艾滋两个字就进入兴奋状态，在脑内产生了奇妙的化学反应，跳跃性的认为你这是在歧视了、这不普世了、你罪
[The reply, actually I joke and say why orangutans have AIDS ready next time more, because wild chimpanzees group SIV (simian immunodeficiency virus, also known as simian virus) infection rates as high as % ~ %, apes HIV infection are high risk. Just someone see AIDS two words will enter a state of excitement, produced wonderful chemical reaction in the brain, really think you this is in discrimination, this is not universal, you sin]
业余漫画家，大角虫漫画《民工勇者》《超脑洞》缓慢连载中。合作请直接私信
网瘾少女的追剧日常：为啥还不睡？
[Why still not sleep? ]
网瘾少女 迷妹属性 酷爱舔屏 野生MVer 专注追剧一百年
搭配师林欣：有爱的身高差，找一个品味相同的另一半一起穿搭 [心]
[Have a love of height difference, find the other half of a same taste fit together [heart]]
你身边的女装搭配师
笑到你肚子疼：整人我只服了这位大哥！哈哈哈这一段笑死了[笑cry][笑cry]tRtmNbi
[Those trick I only took the eldest brother! Ha ha ha a smile dead it [laugh cry] [laugh cry] tRtmNbi]
每日奉送各种雷人笑话,欢乐笑不停,h合作扣扣
桥话_：时间真的是这个世界上最好的跨度 ，让惨痛变得苍白 ，让执着的人选择离开 ，然后历经沧桑人来人往，你会明白 ，万般皆是命 ，半点不由人。
[The span of time really is the best in the world, let the painful pale, let people choose to leave, and then through the vicissitudes of life are busy, you will understand, so is life, any not people. ]
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这微博笑死我了：日常迷信，转走这颗又大又甜的草莓，新的一周会有好事发生
[Daily superstition, transferred the strawberries are big and sweet, a new week something good will happen]
感觉自己萌萌哒(• . •）
星座爱情001：“心如止水，乱则不明。
很多事，你越是想去弄个清楚，反而越是困惑。
心中一旦有了执念，就像线团，只会越扯越乱。
子欲避之，反促遇之。
凡事顺其自然就好。既来之，则安之。
这才是生存之道。”分享
[Calm and disorderly is unknown. < br > a lot of things, the more you want to go to get a clear, instead of the more confused. < br > once obsession, the heart is like a thread, would be more tear more. < br > the road he takes to avoid, promote met. < br > it is good to all things let nature take its course. Of the Ann. < br > this is survival. share]
星座达人，爱情感悟，时尚前沿！ | 合作QQ：
我和渣男的狗血经历：杨洋郑爽的微电影《茉莉花开》，太苏了！请赐我一个样杨咩咩这样的男朋友吧tRqsMjFH
[Yang Yang Zheng Shuang micro movie jasmine women, so Sue! Please give me a sample Yang blat such boyfriend tRqsMjFH]
你又在看我微博。合作QQ
心中那一抹微光_：世上最经典的一句话就是“好好珍惜对你好的人 ，弄丢了，上百度也找不回来。离开了，互联网也联系不上了！
[The worlds most classic sentence is cherish to you good people, lost, baidu also can not find back. Leave, can not contact the Internet!]
有时候，一句话就可以击碎我们的所有防线。
潮美妆师：一位歪果粑粑看到自己女儿性感的穿着后失声痛哭...[挖鼻]粑粑你可懂点事吧[挖鼻][挖鼻]tRijsaRR [心]
[A slanting fruit BaBa sexy dress after crying to see their daughter... [dig nose] BaBa you can understand something [dig nose] [dig nose] tRijsaRR [heart]]
想打扮的美美哒就来关注 美妆师吧
尸姐：大声告诉我，饿不饿！
[Tell me loudly, hungry! ]
举世无双大英雄
江湖段王爷：美女搞笑版《皮皮虾我们走》，最后一个绝对让你笑喷#来与本王一起乐起来##搞笑趣图# tRiqE .
[Beauty to spoof the pipi shrimp we walked, finally an absolute let you laugh spray # joy together with the king # # # funny on tRiqE.]
来自火星的你我他！
人性之美丽：张国荣部电影混剪，两分钟看尽繁华一生。 tRywqlV
[Leslie cheung movie mix cut, two minutes to watch the busy life. tRywqlV]
为你讲述人性美好的故事.....
ManUtdspot：曼联首发：德赫亚，瓦伦西亚，琼斯，斯莫林，罗霍，达米安，埃雷拉，博格巴，杨，姆希塔良，拉什福德
[United DE gea, valencia, Jones, Maureen, rojo, damian, herrera, pogba, Yang, good heath tower, rush]
独立足球评述员 第一时间更新曼联及部分俱乐部重要信息 广告洽谈 商务合作及工作邀约请私信 主攻战术分析 逗逼段子手 兼任微博情感分析师 节操已喂狗
家常美食菜谱大全：【漫画肉】《海贼王》《猫和老鼠》中频道出现的一道肉！！终于有人把它做出来了 tRiWigBJ
[One piece comic meat 】 【 Tom and jerry of channel in a meat!!!!! Someone to make it to the tRiWigBJ finally]
爱美食爱生活
神最右最搞笑：知道你的女朋友为什么会生气吗？哈哈多么痛彻的领悟啊[笑cry]#搞笑#
[Know why your girlfriend will be angry? Ha ha how thorough comprehension [laugh cry] # # funny]
关注右哥的人都找到对象了
我的女友爱囤货：怕脱妆就试试这九款定妆产品[兔子]
[Afraid of makeup, try these nine calm makeup productrabbit]
一个爱囤囤囤又经常吃土的少女 约吗？💄公 众 号IDthj
坏先生图片文集：有时候觉得世界很小
不想见的人逛个超市都能碰见
有时候又觉得世界很大
想见的人却真的没有再见
[Sometimes think the world is very small, < br > dont want to see people going to a supermarket can meet < br > sometimes felt great < br > to see the world is there really no goodbye]
坏先生的私人领地。
傅峙峰WSJ：当你发觉一个人开始怀旧、说当年，这个人大概率就到了江河日下吃老本的地步了吧？
[When you find a man began to nostalgia, said that year, the National Peoples Congress the probability to the point of declining glide, isnt it? ]
村里最帅
博露齿一笑：大叔教你怎么区分“四”和“十”，笑晕了！[笑cry] tRiYwoL .
[Uncle teach you how to distinguish the four and ten, smile dizzy! [laughing cry] tRiYwoL.]
每天更新笑话，喜欢就关注我吧，合作加扣扣
超搞笑学姐：人丑靠妆遮,人蠢档不住! 就是有这些奇葩，所以世界才这么有趣[笑cry] tRiqrlO .
[People rely on makeup mask ugly, stupid from it! Is the wonderful work, so the world is so interesting [laugh cry] tRiqrlO.]
跟着学姐一起学污话，让你做个有内涵的人，关注我让你生活更性福
一句正能量的话：很多人不是孤僻，而是有原则有选择地社交。和喜欢的人千言万语，和其他的人一字不提。
[A lot of people not withdrawn, but principled social selectively. And thousands of words, and the others not to mention a word. ]
每早一句正能量的话，治愈一整天。合作加QQ：，备明来意
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