2017年3月6日星期一

Growth, is a constant feel oneself is a silly force of the process before! QQ, WeChat ID sixiangjuj

思想聚焦:
    学渣寝室的逆袭,在这位同学身上仿佛看到了自己当年的影子。[摊手]tRLvxGfW ​​​
[Result of poor student dormitory counter attack, on the student as if saw the shadow of her own. [stand hand] tRLvxGfW]

成长,就是一个不断觉得以前的自己是个傻逼的过程!QQ ,微信号:sixiangjujiao-weixin

欧豪:
    🙁 ​​​


冷笑话精选:
    哈哈哈一个浑身都是艺术细胞的宝宝!在自己内心里,导演了一出感情大戏[笑cry]tRiCAIRm ​​​
[Ha ha ha a whole body is art cells baby! Within their heart, the director to such an emotional drama [laugh cry] tRiCAIRm]

毒舌嘴贱会吐槽,颜正腿长一米八,八块腹肌的冷哥就是我!

热表情:
    锄禾日当午,上班好辛苦 ​​​
[Hoe grain to be noon for day, good hard work]

一只有情绪的表情包而已。商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow 。

新周刊:
    【人大代表建议春节假期调整为天,延至元宵节】十二届全国人大代表赖小民建议将春节法定假期由天延长为天。赖小民认为,春节七天假期除去往返时间,实际假期很短,很多人无法感受传统年文化的氛围以及与家人团聚的温暖。(放天假,未婚青年们在家里坐得住吗?)tRisyL ​​​
[The peoples congress suggested that the lunar New Year holiday is adjusted for days, until the Lantern Festival 】 the th National Peoples Congress to represent Lai Xiaomin proposed to the Spring Festival holiday for days by days. Lai Xiaomin thinks, the Spring Festival holiday for seven days to remove round-trip time, actual holiday is very short, a lot of people cant feel in traditional culture of the atmosphere and the warmth of family reunion. (day off, unmarried youths sit still at home?) tRisyL]

《新周刊》,“中国最新锐的生活方式周刊”,创办于年月日,二十年猛进,已成为中国社会变迁最敏锐的观察者与记录者。新媒体合作邮箱: neweeklyteam@

娄艺潇:
    别动不动就怀疑全世界都抛弃了你,其实吧,全世界都很忙,根本没空搭理你,简简单单,实实在在,过好自己的小日子就得了。自己真正开心,其实就是得到了全世界。[微风] ​​​
[Dont always doubt the whole world has abandoned you, in fact, the world is very busy, simply wont be free take reason you, simple, real, live their own lives. You really happy, is actually got around the world. [wind]]

会跳舞的歌手里体育最好的演员。。。工作联系经纪人高才雅(仅此一位经纪人)louyixiaocompany@或直接私信@娄艺潇工作室。

化了个妆:
    你继续毁 门口的女人我帮你挡亻 tRiSw ​​​
[You continue to destroy the door of the woman I help you to block all dwellings tRiSw]

每天化个美美的妆🙆内容均来源于网络,侵删~商务洽谈QQ:,邮箱:vvstar@inmyshow 。

娱乐情报媛:
    敲可爱哈哈哈,一个浑身都是艺术细菌的baby,自己一个人在内心已经导演了一场好莱坞感情大戏了。太萌了[笑cry]tRiChPZ ​​​
[Knock cute ha ha ha, a whole body is art bacteria baby, alone in the heart has directed a Hollywood emotional drama. Too MOE tRiChPZ [laugh cry]]

新鲜出炉的新闻娱乐八卦,接好了,憋烫着了~

环球时报:
    【屡遭父亲虐待,岁男童睡车底不敢回家】江苏一名岁男童,被发现浑身伤痕,藏在车底过夜。该男童母亲改嫁,在家频遭生父暴打,警方曾介入警告。近日,只因没关窗户,再次遭到毒打浑身淤青发紫跪了一夜,因惊吓过度,他已不敢回家...tRicgAN一手video ​​​
[【 by repeated father abuse, years old boy sleeping car dared not go home 】 a years old boy in jiangsu, was found to whole body scar, hide in the car for the night. The boy his mother remarried, at home under the father suddenly and violently dozen, police stepped in warning. Recently, because didnt close the window, again, were beaten and bruised blue knelt down all night, because of fright, he was afraid to go home... TRicgAN in video]

报道多元世界 解读复杂中国

暴走漫画:
    有没有小时候披个床单假装自己是白娘子或者是大侠的。 ​​​
[Did when I was a child wearing a sheet pretending to be the white niang son or warrior. ​​​]

常规合作:hezuo@baozou 《暴走大事件》内游戏类合作:baozouyouxi@inacg

央视新闻:
    #微博看两会#【全国政协十二届五次会议记者会召开】下午,全国政协十二届五次会议将在人民大会堂一层新闻发布厅举行发布会,政协委员谈促进经济平衡健康发展。厉以宁、陈锡文、杨凯生、常振明、钱颖一等五位全国政协经济界别委员,将回答中外记者提问。#央视新闻微直播#带你看! tRiBVSS ​​​
[# # weibo see two meetings held the fifth session of the th CPPCC press conference] in the afternoon, the national committee of the fifth session of the th will be a layer of news release conference, held at the great hall of the peoples political consultative conference committee to promote healthy development of the economic balance. Li yining, Chen xiwen, Mr Yang, Mr Chang, m.and w.meckling five economic sectors of the CPPCC national committee members, will answer questions from Chinese and foreign journalists. # # micro CCTV news broadcast show you look! tRiBVSS]

“央视新闻”微博是中央电视台新闻中心官方微博,是央视重大新闻、突发事件、重点报道的首发平台。

我朋友是个奇葩:
    哈哈哈老铁,没毛病! ​​​
[There is nothing wrong with old iron, ha, ha, ha! ​​​]

用心吐槽,用力放屁!qipa

Happy张江:
    哈哈哈哈哈!萌哭了,喵星人:够了没有,我要陪你疯到什么时候,我不要面子的啊。。。[喵喵]#低调炫技# tRidnzX ​​​
[Ha ha ha ha ha! cried, meow star enough have no, I want to accompany you crazy to what time, I dont want to face... [meow] # # low key technique tRidnzX]

每日搜集整理发布各类新鲜资讯,欢迎私信

娄艺潇:
    好吧,刚刚有人说我没点原图。再来一个[笑cry] ​​​
[Ok, just some people say that I dont have the artwork. One more [laugh cry]]

会跳舞的歌手里体育最好的演员。。。工作联系经纪人高才雅(仅此一位经纪人)louyixiaocompany@或直接私信@娄艺潇工作室。

我和表妹的极品事:
    污污污,费玉污老司机又开车了[哈哈][污]tRiZekV ​​​
[The unclean dirty, FeiYu corrupt old driver driving again (ha ha) [pollution] tRiZekV]

走着走着,你突然被爆菊了;爆着爆着,你突然笑了.....哈哈哈!合作Q

桂纶镁:
    好喜歡,所以說三次!
GABRIELLE !GABRIELLE !GABRIELLE !

GABRIELLE de CHANEL❤️❤️❤️
Gabrielle Hobo!!! ​​​

[Love, so three times! < br > GABRIELLE! GABRIELLE! GABRIELLE! < br > < br > GABRIELLE DE CHANEL ❤ ️ ❤ ️ ❤ ️ < br > GABRIELLE Hobo!!!!!! ​​​]

Lets laugh out loud!!!

delicious大金:
    tRiCySI微博橱窗#论牛仔衣的各种style搭配~喜欢的来留言~选三个送~😜 tRiCySPX ​​​
[TRiCySI微博橱窗#论牛仔衣的各种style搭配~喜欢的来留言~选三个送~😜 tRiCySPX ​​​]

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大绵羊BOBO:
    画了一组叮当狼小头像[阴险][阴险][阴险]#绵羊画的小头像# ​​​
[Drew a group of jingle Wolf small head [insidious] [insidious] [insidious] # # sheep of small head]

注意,我不是女的

共青团中央:
    【代表委员呼吁:对性侵儿童罪犯进行信息公开和行业限制】数据显示,年,性侵儿童案件中,熟人作案近成,超成性侵者为多次作案。“在不违反法律的前提下,我支持公开性侵儿童犯罪人员的前科信息,并且制定法律法规,让其不能从事易于接触孩子的行业。”月日,全国政协委员、湖南省文联副主席汤 ​​​
[【 representatives the sexual abuse of children criminal information and industry limited 】, according to data, child sexual abuse cases, nearly into acquaintances commit crime, super like sex offender for many times. On the premise of not in violation of the law, I support openness crimes against children personnel record information, and formulate laws and regulations, make its cannot be engaged in contact with the childs industry easily. June , the CPPCC national committee vice chairman of hunan federation of soup]

新浪体育:
    #乌拉圭孙继海# 法甲第轮,巴黎主场-战胜南锡,卡瓦尼狂奔百米回追干扰对方单刀,随后点球绝杀南锡,真想送他个敬业福。[喵喵]tRirzP ​​​


小时滚动播报最新的体育快讯,趣闻和视频。新浪记者团带来独家图文报道。欢迎爆料、投稿,请发私信或者邮件: sports@vip.sina

新浪娱乐:
    【崔永元呼吁抵制劣质电影:恶心的东西我不看】据m电影网,日前,崔永元现身两会现场,呼吁观众抵制劣质电影,崔永元表示:“恶心的东西我都不看,大家应该像我一样!就算你衣服都脱光了,老百姓也不看,他们就该反思了,现在是大家看得还特别激动!”tRiDcbt ​​​
[【 cui yongyuan called for a boycott of inferior movies disgusting things I dont watch 】 according to m film website, a few days ago, cui yongyuan emerged two sessions, calling for the audience to resist bad movies, said cui always dollar disgusting things I dont see, you should like me! Even if your clothes off, people also dont see, they are the reflection, is now everybody was most excited! tRiDcbt]

新浪娱乐

我是马男波杰克:
    “我承认我想结婚了 想和你一起生活 养只狗 想抱着你醒来看你埋在胸口熟睡的脸 想清早起床睁眼第一个看的是你 想在你做饭时从背后拥住你 想一起看着电视听你吐槽 想夏天的夜里一起去散步抱颗西瓜回我们的家 想冬天一起躲在被窝里看老电影 即使生活不会这么轻易 但我希望你在我的未来里”[心] ​​​
[I admit that I want to get married a dog want to live with you want to hold you wake up to see your face buried in the chest was sleeping Want to get up early in the morning to open the first see is you want to hugs from behind you when you cook a meal to watching TV together to listen to your speech Think you like to go for a walk at night in summer watermelon back to our home Want to hide in bed watching old movies together in winter Even if life wouldnt be so easily But I want you in my future [heart]]

不是很想做人了

趣闻搞笑:
    简单几笔就画出漂亮的花朵。分分钟让娃崇拜 [doge]卧槽!碉堡了,建议留着备用![鼓掌][赞][赞] tRiCPBp ​​​
[Simple a few pen draw a beautiful flower. Few minutes let Eva worship [doge] oh my god! Bunkers, suggest keep the standby! [applause.] [who] [who] tRiCPBp]

最好玩最创意的新鲜事,网罗最搞笑最欢乐的视频!

每日经济新闻:
    【董明珠:有钱人就该多缴税,拿万以内的人可以不交税】“工薪阶层的纳税底薪应该再提高,有钱人就该多缴税;税高税低不重要,公平最重要;部分行业协会乱象伤害极大,这样的协会可以不参加……”全国人大代表董明珠直面两会热点。(央视网)tRitdk ​​​
[[dong mingzhu the rich should pay more, with thousands of people can not pay tax within 】 working-class tax base salary should be increased, the rich more than the tax; tax high taxes low is not important, fair; the most important part of the industry association chaos damage is great, such association can not attend... The National Peoples Congress on behalf of dong mingzhu face to face with two hot spots. TRitdk (CCTV net)]

中国主流财经全媒体。每经网nbd

人民网:
    【男子公园踩踏天鹅蛋 打伤护蛋天鹅[怒]】,日,扬州瘦西湖风景区,一戴口罩男子越过护栏到黑天鹅孵蛋区,用脚踩踏天鹅蛋,并打伤前来护蛋的黑天鹅。男子随后溜走,公园保安前去围堵男子。两只天鹅站在碎裂的蛋旁久久不肯离去,对天哀嚎,令人心碎...[伤心] @江苏新闻 tRifuo ​​​
[The man park trample a swan egg Beat egg swan [anger]],, yangzhou scenic spot, a man in wearing a mask over the fence to the black swan, incubation area, with the feet trample the swan egg, and wounded to protect the eggs of the black swan. The man then slip, the park security to their man. Two swans stood beside the broken eggs for a long time refused to leave, cry for days, heartbreaking... [sad] @ tRifuo jiangsu news]

报道全球 传播中国

全球奇闻趣事:
    真是一段尴尬的童年啊!承包了我未来半个月的笑点[哈哈][哈哈][哈哈][哈哈] ​​​​
[Its an awkward childhood! Contracted for my future half a month of the punchline (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha) (ha ha)]

每日搜寻全球奇闻趣事,欢迎爆料。

徐冬冬:
    因为工作繁忙…
没时间天天练…
所以臀部下垂啦…
今天不Show臀部了…
练好了给你们看效果…
Lets train together!
所以今天#美臀打卡#打卡第天!无翘臀,不性感!一起来tRtGBtr 蜕变吧! ​​​

[Because work busy... < br > dont have time to practice every day... < br > so saggy butt... < br > today does not Show the hips... Perfected < br > show you the effect... < br > Lets train together! < br > so today # # buttock clock ring in the first day! No ass, not sexy! TRtGBtr metamorphosis together! ​​​]

工作联络👉🏻: 朱斌

英式没品笑话百科:
    「三年起步,最高死刑」应该是说读博吧

——twitter deardawn ​​​

[Three years beginning, the highest death should be read bo. < br > < br > - twitter deardawn]

奇怪笑点与百无禁忌

妖妖小精:
    你认识了一个男生,第一眼觉得身材真好,很符合你的择偶标准,当然也可能还有其他优点,反正心动了,然后在一起了,然后他坦白他看起来身材好是因为里面穿了这种内衣,你能接受吗,会分手吗 ​​​
[Do you know a boy, the first feel beautiful body, very accord with your standards, of course, there may be other advantages, a crush anyway, and then together, and then he confesses he looked inside the figure is good because wear the underwear, can you accept it, will break up]

◆长期搞笑◆非常有趣◆业余时间译制漫画,更新时多时少(部分内容因查找无力未能标明作者,非常抱歉,望见谅!欢迎随时指正!)

知呼酱:
    你亲身经历过哪些听起来像端子一样的故事? ​​​
[Did you experience what sounds like a terminal of the story? ​​​]

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小逗比神吐槽:
    涨姿势,五险一金能干什么?[威武]tRibQKs ​​​
[Higher position, five insurances Jin Nenggan? [power] tRibQKs]

各种搞笑、深井冰、脑残、吐槽段子~客观们戳进来看呐~!

幽默搞笑大王:
    油管达人simon带来了beatbox之电音教学!对作为小学生的他简直跪服了!tRiCPGwK ​​​
[With tubings Simon beatbox of eclectic teaching! He was kneeling suits for primary school students! tRiCPGwK]

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hyominnn00:
    🥀 ​​​


hyomin 孝敏 朴孝敏 T-ara

二更视频:
    颜值越高责任越大,成都机场特警队美女“妖妖灵”,办案风格冷静锐利、逻辑超强,让许多男同事都甘拜下风!tRiCvsrq @更成都 ​​​
[Appearance level, the higher the greater the responsibility, the beauty of chengdu airport police YaoYao spirit, working style cool super sharp, logic, let many male colleagues are candidly admit defeat! More chengdu tRiCvsrq @]

二更旗下二更视频、二更食堂、隐藏菜单、慢漫来、更城市、更行业等新媒体。与您一起发现身边不知道的美。

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